Show THE 'OGDEN carload of bananas every week If It was the case where every merchant was saying "Yes We Have No Bananas" or that bananas were up a few cents a pound more Idaho apples and prunes jwould be eaten as substituted Tut in that light it is not so strange that the banana figured in an agricultural conference Farmers can afford to discuss the banana from another angle and that i3 from the standpoint of orderly marketing and advertising 'The banana men are a brainy lot Whether the crop be large or small the price nit the American Market is about the game ljt al ways yields the banana growers' organization a profit Why? Because they have solved the surplus problem If there 'are too many bananas in any one season' they take a few shiploads out to sea and dump them overboard In the matter of advertising they have hammered' away jand hammered away with the staiement that the banana is an outstanding food and they are getting refeults on the other The a cam started hand have hardly deliciousness paign to advertise (he and wholesomeness ed a fine apple Orange growers however are keeping everlastingly at the job pf informing the people that their children must have orange juke in order to live and thrive That ad vertising sells millions of boxes of oranges It is a scientific fact that I the" juice of canned tomatoes is every bit as good 'for the children as orange juice and the little shavers learn to relish' it as well But have vou seen avly big advertise merit of the tomiato growers or this canneYs calling attention to' u''--fact? The Ogden Standard -- Examiner PUBLISHING CO J U Eldredge Jr A l Glasmann h l Publishers An Independent Newspaper Published every evening and Sunday morning without a muzzle or a club Matter t Entered at Second-clas- s the Postoffice Ogden Utah Established 1S79 SUBSCRIPTION RATEs Delivered by carrier one month 75c By mail in advance in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming $b95 Three months Six months 'S3nS One year All other states $1C0 a month $1200 n :'' one year j ' Member pf The Associated Press United Press Consolidated Press NEA Service and A B C The' Associated PresTTs exclusively entitled t the use for repiiblicatio-dt any news credited to it not other vts credited In this paper and a!so the local news published herein j t Call 252 for All Department i The Standard-Examiner'- s apple-grower- Platform k000 population by 1037 Place on tin 'irniiP-innii- " l Air Route Modern City ami y Cotinty :A i Building A IMrert iltglmay to Groat Salt Lake ' Road to Rich TIir Mpntc Cli-'tv County A High School Worthy of the jir-ma- " v in Mrcet Improvement Ogden A Munic ipal Clolf Viurc Improved City Parkof Beautiful a City ' Ogden THomes More STATE PRAYS FOR CAPTURE OF SLAYER - purse a few months hence j' tMother : : i !t Nature pay Dejwramiut aim unm on occasion but she also can be benevolent and she- demonstrated 'her charitable nature in a manner when she sent to Ogden andits vicinity the covering 'of snow this week Most of us grow dol-ilajtired of hearing about "million storma Even so this 'is one of ' r them ji We had hisj one coming to us however Tlie year 1928 was closed with less than the average precipi tation Ey nature's rules and regit-- ' lations Mils deficit should be made up with interest this year Let us vhope so If good fprtune 'continues to be curs the I cho reservoir may be storing watr for use on the fields in the late summer bC: 1D30 That means that this is the last se'a?on in which lopg lasting snows in the mountains 'are essentia!! to agricultural success Nature has stored moisture for us in th© deep irifts in shaded canyons and ravines We are about to store our water moYe conveniently satisfactorily "and modernly in an en- 1 ' con-incin- g r" : ' gineer-rnhd- reservoir e' SOME BANANAS Thousands of miles separate the snow covered fields and rancos and orchards of Idaho from the banana plantation- of Cen- sun-struc- k - ' tral America but when Governor Baldridge of Idaho called an agricultural conference to learn wjhat idahi needs in the way of tariff hol bunch oC relief he foiind bananas crowding into the conference and demanding attention A Boise prtoduce man launched the discussion by protesting against permitting tht banana to enter our for the privi p'ofts without raj-inlege Idaho stows no bananas but he argtieJ ev ery time an Id a boon buys a banar a an Idaho apple or prunja rcmair 3 unsold In other vTOrds if ban r a s w c re m a d c m o r q ' or a protective expensive b4 fau-fwould cat more tariff domestic f n instead c'mi many g v e cons-Usmcr- bananas A city thr - " - owtri WRIGHT CAR!Lvvrri? Herbert Hoover is on his way back to America and work arriving- next week lie will plan his cabinet consulting many" and doAnd two ing: exactly "as he pleases months from today he will take charge of the situation Mr 'Coolidge right thing after country needed to save money alone free-fromenting- - -!- A THE BEST WAY TO JUDGE PEOPLE IS BY TH THINGS THEY LAUGH AT— THEY MAY SCHOOL THEMSELVES TO SAy THE CORRECT THING BUT THEY SHOW THEIR TRUE ' NATURES IN THE THINGS THAT AMUSE THEM - "Ibrftfe tj T --- OU wiii rr ESC0Trf MoLVTb b 3EPof-1- om-- u : JT T foAottic a IT CAAA 3?o nN4 JlVUf vrvvi Soand-So- "He is some sheik and it is balm to the eyes to look at 'him He is intelligent and carries a peppy line of conversation He is h and the1 girl who marries him" will have plenty of butter Jtt?'"'' on her bread to say nothing pf caviar! but when tt came lo marching to the altar rwith i him I couldn't risk the gradr" "What was the imattet with him" 1 in- quired go-gett- 4 'VX " did exactly the the war when the tsvo things first Fecund to be let dangerous experi - I'TI £ " I( ' - 1 1J i A I ¥ lauehed it the wronf things" returned the gill "The thing that touched me to tears movtd hirw "Oh - Mr Hoover's reputation as pres ident will depend on the things that he'himsefl actually docs Fortunately for him he is trained as an engineer trained in gov ernment-worand he knows from careful study what the country i needs 'fh What wp call th" universe is its milky way in which our sun and its thouband mll-Iua 1 stars each a sun with planets revolving around it turns outuni-to 1) only one'litt'e corner of the verse - V- 7i' MM '7TrfTi i 'J- - y-- C en 1 tele-sf-op'- -s Silt VAV5r7L York FASHION PLAQUE V s pat! or r L ntsv New-- ' "If he had proposed to mebeforc wewent tj the theatre I should have said 'Yes and'thgnk you too' but he waited until we got hbmej and I tufnedihim down good! and hard He asked why? I replied that it was because he laughed at the woman in the play and her dead baby and he said he didn't see what that had to do with us and I said it had everything to do with us and he finally went away thanking Heaven that he had escaped a crazy woman t marrying t utA scnvicej we I - NEW TOnK-Thou- ghts strolling: Ladles with And swausor r)jr 'ZU whiH silver-tippe- Li li boys who look like ltarry nirhmnn'j A ' Igrindiner crash— rand shiprtly thft clang of art sti-K- wave their years Ago DIDN'T want to marry a man who would only aee something: rldic- ulous in any act that wasn't logical and sensible tot I knew there would be many times when I would be guided by my iheart instead of nay head I didn't want to marry a man who would mfke a mock of holy things and who would make a joke out or the tqings tnat werein© unmost sacred to me I didn't want to marry a Wan who' could derstand the impulses that move a woman I diqn't want to marry a man without fineness of perception and without sympathy and that is the sort of a man who laughs in the wrong places nfer rom Our Files haiV-t- Superintendent Hj II Thomas of the state industrial school in his bi ennial report opposes detention homes in every county for juvenile offenders He Bays such a plan will - Hm-pori- a — ' - ' r- ' S': 50-eto- : - it ! I ! - I l'J jpv-Vre- Hose!':- - ' I :j — l j IjRESS f we-me- p j 1 - j s pub-Ibhcr- - two-edge- d SMGfOMi LEE1E e t j $ a ry '"- - "BARNSTORMING i' f :i !!- - S KRB-p-ar- dd-mai- mf-trono- d - lis es i ' j T5-mi- iub-hi"- le - t s Af I ' DE ' L c hand--soniel- tri-mot- s i -- : "tarn-jtorialn'- air-minde- d y - v ry mr ex-wi- fe - tri-inot- e - Holivwpod - - e j - i' -- LAND SOUGHT FOR HOSPITAL game-KeeP-er'- js rj-oj- I '' - r - ' ! J - ' d - !' - - " cr Metro-Goldwyn-May- LUXE" ' ''! i r (New- YorklTimea) p An article in Aviation tells the story of "barnstorming" with a of that kind wan hazardous: but a" plane Ten years ago flying a skilled pilot is now safer than a taxi in of hands the" machine sterling Barustorjniug with a standard airplane is becoming respectable and profitable A Washington dealer in automobiles' invested it can" in a airplane last September and in a iprtnth hethe-ai-had carIt ried 4122 passengers each of whom paid $5 for a ride in ihen occurred to him to tour the country On October Ifi his pilotsstarted in the tri motor to fly for a year and a half airport to airwas cities in The included as business' or as pood itinerary long port '! all parts of the country beginning with Florida This: minor capitalist prefers to have lm undertaking- known as "barnstorming de luxe" and not as to""gypsy flying " His plane has a be flown from Detroit through capacity of 12 passengers It had sight-seeinOhio to ''Washington Twenty-five-milflights drew at' Lima Marion Columbus and Akron At Hoover field Washington' waiting lines were formed Patrons may see forj themselves that the machine is inspected at ail hours of the day while flying is going on as well as the piloting isi well advertised The care of the between-townDealers in automohiilea 'receive special favors on the -theory that enterprising men will in the future sell bit h cars and flying machines Safety is always emphasized- and the undertaking has so far had no casualty list Aviation taking up the business side'ef "barnstorming de luxe" shows from the record that the rout of operations per: hour including interest on investment salaries insurance depreciation landfall other expenses comes to 5125 For 15 minutes in the air dQ passengers arc charged $50 With four loads every !haur the net profit is calculated at "$75 an hour "On the basi3 of return from expenditure this" says Aviation "is an exceptional margin cf profit for any line of business" Spuply and demand will determine jhow many promoters can occupy s th© fiejd The tinnv wii! come when prices' must be cut Euf de luxe'' is helping tomuke the average man j v I i f i - j ' i 21-sto- j j 4 : U O M LNTYRE Ujr O r ' !1 j ( 'v j r ©is DA"1'1 DATS (BY v : r lives VTo my vay of thinking" the young woman Iwent on "ther amuoi nouensiein ambulance is no better way ofjudging people than by the tHingt they laugh poet and! sha'xle of Harry Vemp quite a fiudito'n plate at They car) school themselves to say the correct things destroy the industrial school The pervading odor of monoxide learn the patter of the highbrow Hypocrites can pas Plump ladles who seem to drifth as a to were The mean and stingy can! make the grand gea ' fl&rockissued saints licenses poce Pemberton like barge" Marriage Sandrich O Winholti and Jennie Karil boy who inadf ture of f generosity Garr of Ogden and Horace Raw- good in thejeity The blind maiii W son of Cove Ore and Anne Thomas I :''v with a portable phonograph around v j s t i i 'i of Farr West his neck Ti(se neat second third KNOW women who neglect their own children jwno simply overflow j I 1 with noble maternal sentiments- when theyapeak before mothers! story vvindow displays so few- notice Mr and Mrs Frank Francis an clubs I know lots of people who are just as Vesey the violinr Arnjaad careful always to express' 1 ist nounce the birth of a daughter to wear the latest style In are as of the sentiment the they day popular ' A police man!1 shoots a fallen in ' clothesi 'jfv'H: ::'! " i :! !'!' hired horse5 Ernest Boy's" red Twenty-fiv- e car repairers quit beard Pipe J smokerg on rea work when they became dissatis- Livermore Jesse street ear fiats This beige twted bag with a died with the new piece work pay 'So you! can't always tell what manner of amen ana haired heavv brown one of "yall Istreet's fair wooden frame is a system They claim they cannot close-uof their The hdnelesa looking imeiii new Paris fashion bovs 1 they are by! their speech but you can get make 1180 per day because the with unddrtakWr parts in their hai souls by noting the thing that amuses them Their laughs are a Jobs and' the material are widely who- sell atheist tracts Peache$ in the yards dead give away and novelisisare intereseds only in scattered what's-hpf-nam- e Donm ever you Pacififc buses'iin the exploiting yourflf from Dailv A trainload of fat beef and mut? wntja coa!t They intust be worrying the run out of I's?" ton is being gathered in Cache at ook st the teorle who are simply convulsed with laughter to wo c can do'is About all try hooded Al'iminum railroads autop L somebody falls down and gets hurt or a poor man' ruins a snlt et valley to go to San Francisco — a favorite' gesture of the nou to look wistful Hnthe Mcthat ho has eone hungry to cay for by slttihg down on a freshly (Copyright 1929 by the veaux richef Blanche and Alfred the' Oerden has the first thaw of naintpri hench Watch the neode who laugh at a cHpple or a deformed Naught Syndicate Inclj Knopf surcsaful poet3 and 4 0 above was winter Temperature person or wio find It klllingly funny to see a decrepit deaf old man or Overheard: "He told m zero woman painfully trying to hear what Is laid to them- Observe the people his wjfo ivaif tin invalid and then' swprd thaCstabs! to the very heart of some whose wit is like a like everyrulltr skating they weroj " M Mar of Mrs victim or Its I 4 weakness Tarry Margaret pecullarltyof thing" rfott died jsicio iniriffliihig clothes who npvef riJe a horsf A lady in a limouNj-Dobbs of the Pacific ExThira are plenty of people who never think that anything sine' Fprayshe:r fluffy dog with f will establish offices company press atomizer! Whatever Is amusing that does not bring pain or humiliation to om one pocket perfipne at 2352 Washington avenue The became of ivose police czars whji else They never laugh with your They !lways laugh at you Wells Fargo Express company will used to I'lule the tenderloin? Wil beware of them They have not an atom of human kjndness ln have offices at 2555 Washington liam BolifW another journalistic avenue TKIXS BORA Antl the spectacle of sufferstreets ALIOST MRS It ithem Fleet imimrUtieiufrom They are cruel They gloat over Bin-- ' Larflnfrr 'ijoing to work soMKTiiixth i it i: s i i k x thosei wo turned thefr in a ing They would have been among Judge Volney C Gunnellcouncil is takdVf mahy communication Buses filled with smiling waving xolid(k to the city SCORN thumbs down In the old Roman amphitheatres when they of us lxND HKPORTPHS crippled children And most as movies oppows Sunday night we canlt TOPPIIRS AND GKT BY brought on a fresh martyr for the beast tj tear to pieces srouching around because folk the for bad young The Chinesjs be at Palp:Bach is aa genial red By NEA Servict? cafe proprietoif who At m OTHEN there are those whose Idea of a good st6ry is a vulgar $tory4 WASHINGTON— Many tales of hisired Irishman ine iunuve j— nuiiit themselves sick at anything across s!l e n sneak lei who i Their Idea of wit' is smut They laugh da part serious political messes caused seem to be ladies and gentlemen town tlodtiusr policemen1 Lee Shuj- - veryfool official may is they that Outwardly filthy wives are always by bert-a- t a Ztegfeld show refined and cultured but their minds and hearts and souls are nothing: con in rife a announces Washington Sometimes the Hotel liapuer 4U O JP'i "f but cesspools No more wivevs knowing what is expected of vention of cosmeticians h pol fat cops Sandwiches everywhere them like to kid the deep-diseat A croun nf newls iticians and worry them jwith their Vf irtiimo-:t"The'n there are those who think It excruciatingly amusing t ' c:mera riei- And a crowd hopeful-l-vawa- it chatter some one xo un Wblay a sharp trick onii!4 h nrtnrt - tor lea eentir Mrs Borah from Idahi who has rairt ah Hiker lances-oOne s ignorance or crwumj (Bisteninir streets And the groups been in Washington life nearly asa : f around their having duped some one WERNER WADE who a By and of century chattering liken magpies under ':the quarter motion The Cat— HOLLYWOOD wife of "the- senator frjjm Idaho" i I canopiesis always more or less in the pub picture museum which opened here U i Y heard men roar with laughter as they told of having given" several months agolic eye is often invited out for the I IIA'E Timtiiv pouls frequently wonder snd of having1 flattered some poor tn vnnd 1 : couuiei xy was stariy ujipose they do — what express purpose ot teumg tilings has closed its doors film at leait — rlinr hmr vmirts -- tans wno scnooi teaener vy ed on the theory that would halppei):' to Manhattan's sky- isi as wary as any of thejbi the untll tUey Educed her to put the hard savings of her lifetime into "XI Talk of Borah being selected for come to Hollywood and find- weiscrapers if a huriflcane hit the WOTthiess Investment Wcdl pull up a chair the chair ot secretary cf state by studios closed to them wouia i to upon an come gazei the was opportunity in the air There Hoover hay© jabout The answer? isf'nothing ChapCharlie of shoes the empty dinner a was hurrji-caninvited time she t§ been freuntand terriric "I have heard women tell with chortle o glee- of how they lin the costumes once worn by Lll- innostores on but tle populace did not feel out west The' question'lwas the relics qf Gteh and other had had hats and cok sent up from department them due to the hurricane" proof cently brought up hut "the whole lion as urt- back them sent and fans then worn 9nH them had the But visiting celluloid past tall towefsiThcy are no more dejs table laid down its knives and not hd did women men otherwise these I have wondered that A apparently thought suitable tniftivp than an April breeze Near forks to listen to her answer — " and weapons costumes Fo or one the i"vwvv realize that every jneir gale frisks guest present reports thaj the host and other mementoes were carted lv everv Vear'ia or sense honor of In any close a aid s lacking thieves astute an utterly them up politician arrow the Jslnnd and the velocity furth with be to replaced of AO ml!i ftn hour was once friend of the Borahs- nearly had away honesty and effects of Roy D?Arcy readied iwdlii only a 'fCw sighs apoplexy when Mrs Bornh began:a niture to sold be (according to destined understand what "You can"t i i' on the window) at a "banktbjetr KNOW lots'of husbands whose favorite form of wit is holding: wN-tdelicate question this is to talk a signsale biownjn L'nited the of order 'I I by that? is rupt and who will take anyilittl© mistake their clubI feel athleticBut to about tonight The New? York wives ' up idiots I I aim simply new eight mil am among friends it makes othem look like perfect It up until ttA have made and dress W'APIUXGtON Jan 4— (API--Fi- fty now ready (for jrts 7 arm 11 ctvlnhiv C u 111 — in onfidence mi all build to tell you going thousand acres of government lion dollar home a has been of- norted to the state ing facing Central park from the that this cabinet seat land woijld " engaeed to marry Lita Grey — Mr Borah clubhouFe to It j fered vn nirCfPra writhe in humiliation and every guest with a hjart the largest of a horpital south of Utah for th-of the comedian alChaplin and turned a host whrl The Ipurplc iith membershipj rethe pf for difaliled intriers under the pro- jn museum proprietor who iniils bosom longs to use the carving knife on hisicallous host "' pf most upset his ice water But Mrs The f d than "8000 twice the size in! bill intri-dtime visions-' elf a hou-iTexhibits i i moved his movie i" ti if that gives any ideii- Borah went on: f auction of D'Arcy'a the house Thursday by Representative Colton OHllinoijs in U test ofj tf the I funny-bonkitid him its the? of "Offered club everybody first by was the It "So that is why say that furniture was Harry Crocker jpf the Republican of Utai I Mr Hoover' woman has and its man hnd except a in laugh membership America me what see Washington :Let that studio character The measure would provide Charles Chaplin over the Yorker New can't how get tendtr Altnhst Washington inc ludedj eery understanding how aympathetlC the state select the acreage ' ' will tell you howhonest President I Coolidge J fact that of prominerc or dishonest they are'? DOROTHY DlXj in the public domain i t'tati how cruel how defive minutes jlate in billmeTita of their trade and that in this blirid tiger jungle 01 tlie- was neat-l" i by Public Ledger) to the they must at least be provided with (Copyright stairway foriow4 f oi lie- there is a speak- scending the grand -at t itasV tb-- speaks its mind A sifn strains of Hail to thej Chief" many of the scribes toppers SURGEON IS KILLED says "Ijf jirfeel yourself passing a recent White House reception pcoffed but their wives Insisted on IN GAS EXPLOSION out you wi'i favor the management Collidgo-'- punctuality which they following the instructions At least three wives sent the pay has' almost done away with lv Eralibinta chunk of prairll time on needVor a the die don't wonds government the dress suits and toppers by ait mail in other Jan Ind BVANSyiLLB ' S these in little a is husbands had refused to their after slipping — Dr Dilton WtHon eureon premlsef piece A j j tote them last ofhis Each reports that the reign Killed was days at Walker hospital on axe York's goes Nowword afternoon his $7 cost "'New was But nap around mayors exlocality sraa when a drum of ethylene During tht period following colds coughs grippe massed civ with the c h an gel ess n ess tf the laws reeps 'through in the first? mail ploded this afternoon in a surgery another! hiih light of befrom the good ship Maryland that influenza or other prostrating illness when your body is they ase of the Medes and Persians It skzitiom laboratory of the' hospital any-ol3 most at the of as and Tfriends the reporters have rushed ir sans "pee gins every day Edward Taylor a negro attend- recorded till — wait to or their hear kink where angela would fear weakened i3 the worthwhile timeXo prove the strengthcap queenk toppers ready pul" fractured a ant efcapc-- with leg awaj extena aia jney we the snooze is overif they've tried to tread without 'em and that Y li M body injuries and scniously injured troubles ana vpstnrjirivfi r merit Ot csife keepers- bondsmen to get - in without an engagement they're getting by beautifully generally ear drams ' i! It seems that a reporter just or lawyers and wield political in Which- explains why j PresiJent The body of the surgeon are swan even "Wire in Latin flucnceJ recently fcorig wear a and them 'em won't siN Among Coolidge inch wall a thrown through the duke bf mad public called Ivipisclf "the America has had to accept his neat and two receiving rooms were al- le-- s Lofic'J Seitner Dick" of Allen healthiest man who has? ever left but not gaudy attire as no intermost totally destroyed by the explo- Bsex street 'Max Grand the presidency" of national insult "iStUfhV l Their trimmings street McCarthy sion ' — u4- - j! are waiting them at home ' 1i of Delancey Karfink Phil street A spark Caused by friction COD-LIVE- R OIL ' I' con Several doren newspaper wives OF PURE VITAMIN-RIC- H metal on the drum street Charlio Lynch of Grand ' to against A are avenue going of Dostal about course Frank Washington which Dr Wilson was repairing is SAVED BY A LINE fnorl-tnni- c wfet hens if with world-wid- e believed to have ignited the gas In many section the mayors are b mad as proverbial weir prestige' that It 13 LONDON — A clothesline 'saved the top elected by popular vote and winnqrs their husbands don't "at weakened her body end hats and dress JBuita especially the life of Thelma Smlla rncrtrini anH helos build ud the give a grand spread alters aras The recentlySILVER BALLS purchased for their trio on the home in Holloway you are run child fell 20 feet! from icstore the normal balance of health! A Taris sports ensemble of grey "It seem to me" heywoodbrouns Maryland When the official word clothesThe windew bedroom a it would! probably with blouse a gentleman who signs himself with came out that jersey cardigan down with Grippe— huild up on Scott's Emulsion! and in mam- - shades of gray is d a original pro!bon pullico "thatyau be impossible for newspaper men' to line breke the fall however find no Injury Scott & Eowi Blooaxfieltl N 1 by an unusual necklace of column:Hs abd this' goes for the gain entrance to latiji holyha-of- a physician ofcould tunable asa result the J present crop 'of magazine writers holies in the crass and crude Silver balls the &izc of cherries without littering the fervent hope that the criminals be' captured In IWhat science calls the 1 000 unilittle other words therei: is not always a verses are probably only 1000 them millions with like ant hills wish vigorous implied ojr expressed skittered t hruugh jinfintte space that the police be successful' in fThe nchpm" is too liig even for a scientific mind Fortunately it their pursuit 'of wrongdoers not prevent the little maivat-tendin- g dees But how different is the situation to business close at hand in the June Nelson" case in Salt Dr Osborn hea'd of the AmeriLake! The state is almost praying for the Advancecan for the capture pf the perverted ment Association of 'Pcirnce Tehukes another wretch or wretches who lured that Mientist who dragged into scienlittle' girl into an iautomobile mis- tific discussion the statement that "needs to change his concept treated and killed! her by strangu- mm of Cod" lation and then threw her body into il)r Osborn quoted the negro y :' a canal preacher who on! a storiiy Pun-xlp' Lord that thou tha ''thanked We hear of moral support The art with us tonight despite the ' police officers working on the solu- weather" tion of that crime have all the the bartender placed a (When moral support there is "Not since glassof water her glai of Bill Hickman kidnaped and killed Aim an old lady ini an English" pubMarian Parker halve readers been lici house said: "Young man iT have trouble sodpprcsaetl by the news of a crime epough without drinking water" f Scientists have trouble enough or been so vigoroifs in expressing without stirring up religious distheir denunciation of the criminal cussions and animosities and hoping for hisj capture Tet scientific facts speak for That Salt Lake jrime is about as If men need to change themselves criminal of records atrocious as the tbeir concept of God they will Utah can present Its tearfulness find it out themselves They is recognized evenj by the criminal won't change it to order clement A life tenner in the Utah Kvervthing gets bigger Wil-l'ai- ii to the added has $25 will build at Broad way prison sti'ect in New offered for capture of the slayers atid Forty-sevent-4 h to conYork a building When a person who has committed tain the biggest moying picture a crime 'so serious as tomerit a theatre When this Is done somelifp sentence is moved by horror to body else or Paramount somebody willVome give of bis wealth! for the' capture along and build a building of the murderer normal minded and a bigger theatre These W' big things and the business persons indeed may consider that das-ois not to interfere of govermnent a Salt Lake has been harboring with them Let the builders and veritable monster! business men see what they can do Mr Charles Giovanno locked William Randolph Hearst knows in 'a room turned on the herself a bargaiu wlienj hd sees' one AVhcn oied Her farewell note and gujr he found W C Dlirantobtained a said her'nusband "had another" she million dollars worth of advertising and undt-- the circumstances live not could possibly as a a prize for proby giving $30000 hibition 'article the publisher was The unhappy' woman told of her not slow to jumif intcj the' prize husband's neglect and repeated several timed that she loved him1 witli i business a shaking hand before she wrote wishing him a happy New Year Jt ia amazi ig tne importance HOLT) hawk: women attach to worthleos that fliothall husbands LONDON" American ttrs have sumefhing to Jearn in the way oC "ludding on'! from hawk The hmwk in am (pi'OstiDn g't iioiaot a ncs" and woiild not 1ft go un- d til! his 'becTi nejr!y hg had with'a knife' Anl ih? hawk ! was wruiided heffre he grabbed " j their j m that l"C0O uni- Scientists tell us e'rses surround yoi somi asi far away as the distance that light could travel in 000000 years going 15G000 miles 'a second he transparSpace is said ent" and with impruving : and stelljr p7iotography srrientista hope to penetrates and measure the universe !l ipi en COULDN'T stand that The end came' after wejhadbeen to se a nlav in which a poor drab of the street whose baby has died goes to a shop and steals a fine little dress although she jknows she will be caught and punished as a shephfter because she cannot bear xor tne wretched little creature who has had nothing in lifif not to be as well dressed as the other baby angels! My boy friend bimply roared over that episode and that evening was the auspicious time he took to sk me to' marry him 6n-ly'i- ' to mirth He would laugh hia head off at anything thatjwaa tender and full of sentiment We used to go to the the- atre together a lot and he would giv a loud guffaw at the scenes that were simply depicting the' naked souls of men at some crucial hour i Wall street started the new year as was to he expected With a first-clas- s president gopresident ing out and a first-clas- s coining in and all the skies rosy why should Wall Etreetbe sad?n Th interest on call money was per cent Even the' solemn railroad got quirt old Pennsylvania excited up to a new high price n-- y he and-wom- ' DOROTHY DIX ehfei-full- y 1 " I said to a for a while"! she responded 4 1 I ' U A HEAP i HOUGHT you were going to marry John "1 young-woman of my acquaintance l"So did spat r Mr Hoover 'will find a different Tin situation a different Job over The is "coasting" period time has come to supply power to take the engine up hill Sonijptimes the public views the Boise oats a thr- sie :i'Qpi-NipNSj- BUI nnr lT)Muv a MoaUs is Harp uiFt£ of ry - '' I— — - EVERYTHING BIGGER re-war- YES WE HAVE it — ' COMING AM) GOING AMi SKIES 1UJSY 100O FN1VEIUSES AXI) 310RE crimiuial from a viewpoint warped these last two or three days means b too' much reading of Robin Hood :the clnk of coin into some Vtahn'sJ yarns Citizens read of a crime f nt3i-- !- 4 1929 t)oroih Dixctaiks I i Cld f CliANK OF SNOW SHOVEL ' YrlilANS CLINK OF COINS " Every scrape of the snow t hovel A SMOOTH SOliUPS i ' I f - k --fdri (Dy Arthur' Brisbane)' (Copyright 1929 Star Co) s ' By AHERN OUR BOARDING HOUSE TODA Y I Another North and" £tmlli Arterial nighway A Municipal Athletic I'ield An- - Aggressbvo County Road BulldingProsrain "I s 'J A FRIDAY EVENHTG JANUARY STAlIDARD-EXAIiiniE- E - e at-an- j re-ir"- I i s i j J Self-appoint- d - i w-a- s ""': j a rW j - six-year-o- ld t com-plate- j If |