Show 4— B THE OGDEN M'INTYRE'S IMPRESSIONS O O STANDARD-EXAMINE- YELLOW IS NEW Swinging at a Few Wide Ones WILL ROGERS SYS- young woman who wanted some gallant mau'to appear in her home jtown for a week or so to pose as (her husband to save her from what pha feared would be utter disgrace More than 1800 letters were received from men In all stations More jof life agreeing to- aid her jthan a thousand offered to pay (their expenses Only twelve wanted to be paid for their gallantry Chivalry is not dead It might be add-$- d tle lady's problem was solved a week after the letter was printed in an unexpected manner fl SCHOOL FRILLS Disaster By Sea and Land Men Demand I know W1L the Upapers Unstatched Neckband been edy has Collar-Wjis- DEAN DECRIES - POPULAR COLOR ago I reprinted a SOME time unusual letter from SUITDA? MORNING NOVEMBER 25 1928 R e 'Mi ttu is what I read - 1 j — (AP) — Too many frijla in high fchooLi and col leges relegate academica tq the end MBua This sea trag about all we of the procession ttkya Mlsa Emma for the last 10 days and could Matching Shirt Marshall Denklngef Ph D dean it was awful hard to get your of Wheation collegeS Talk about stage mind off it By CUIITIS WOOn I "We take pride in wonderful 3t EA Serviptt Writ plays and Dramas dont they fade NEW YORK — Men Into nothing when a thing like T equipment in our j schools" Miss in "It is easy to DenUinger say-this comes along! And the great growing colior-wls- e and collar-wis- e ' new gymnasium a new stagegeta a Is knows it about Part nobody simultaneously thla winter drum corps or to outfit a troop of where or who win doo up: in tna I mnn ti juy coior-ewis- e scouts but I know qf no group who & H?ro- oId wav Tne of color ordinary introducing! gradually into will say that mord good teachers their wardrpbes Shirts of color tnat Joolis like a mere matter of are needed and will give money for but modest! color are on the in- - fact even weakling might' be the more teachers crease Meh ar out that bi? thing in an emergency "I think we care less about edu- a shirt of adme notfinding I will hever forget when Canada too TtronnunrPri cflfinn thhn nhnnt anything eUe hue lends aS healthy elow to entered the war and their first We are told that tlhese extra-cu- r faces gives Character to their suits (and fori that matter all their ricular activities mike leaders and a AND EXD MAnRAs brave troops) made such iignt executives I do not believe that One of tile blrrftat BiA in fbi II think their first big Hero was Anyone at the age of1 15 is an execuentering wedge of color is the ma not some rugged Northwest MoUnt tive tenai called ''end and end" madras ed Police or some nerT westerner "It doesn't maiteil what you have This madrai has a thread of white it was a little enemic cigarelj smdk- ' ' ' in equipment so long as you have a iand one of jeome color — blue lav- - ing Piand player in a cheap Movie M ": teacher who has a good mind and iender tan irreen — alternatinB-- ' Th house He was the first to do t who is interesting and fascinating result is a nleasinsr softnes of hn something away beyond the de- The teacher who lias to do all cad weir colored shirts of this marid in fbfavery these extra thing can'i remain PREFERS AIRPLVNE (type of material and feel conser- fresh resilient and interesting We Just think of that radio operator yativel are not concentrating on the right Many coldred shirts this winter on that bbati Has to be satrificed make use of the new demibosom because lie1 had to wait for orders things "I think the colleges have learned This is' thatl small shaped bosom j from soniebddy that was thinking sense hisl Company instead (of the and are raising their standJike a dickel'L that often Uses about the 1 J KiAamUI ards by eliminating) the uaicmu Kl UiSBWise lnsteaa or I 1!uvea ui his uifuwie uu ihiiunv mus and ire making the intelligent engthwtee just to get a different old fellows have just gone through fcolor light of pattern If it is print- - so many things that it never strikes activities oust as interesting as ex cd Of course this is starched and them that there will be ant come activities and they are get Ing more out of it" herefore trie starched collar gets' up that tfhey can't get through I an impetus I tell you II Will take mine in tn air- x EliLQW IS "LEADING plane and stay off those boats In The yellow? shirt right this min- - those things when you' leave if LAND i IS SOUGHT lite ia forgtfg ahead of greens or they are "listing' and not? going BY DUTCH FARMERS reddish browns or pinks Of course so good you turn around and go I n oiue snift 13 tne oniy coioreu tmck oricome down and land and I'll take mine In an airplane j One that is klmost a staple New i fix it They don't try to Bull their TAMPA Fla — (AP) i— H J ew York conceit and this has maKe tne race ' They aint Drane member of congress from yellow shirts Include yellows from way through - Expense to the again ecru to primrose and corn They owners means nothing to a good brought them to realize that there nobody else that can hold expects a hiiniature Holthat Florida iook nne wren Drown suits and are pilot in comoarison- to the i safety is a terrible lot of you boys that many votes This fellow Rooseland to spring up inl a selected secdon't I get your mail up and down velt if he gets away good here in tion of this state if negotiations unsiriKingiy ueeommg wun pale sand of his passengers Bones such as raim Beach always And say the old aeroplane! thins one of these gullys here rs'ew as governor is the only der way with the federal ImmigraI kppt trying to tell 'em you fel one Ilork Moreover is going saiong good Brings out m numbers This com know: of outside Al that tion bureau are successful iine effects can be achieved by us mercial tiling is developing fine lows had been doing a little think- could carry his own prefctnet Well It has been propoedby R J van neckties with them for yourselves and dident need yes they got another awful good J Blink Dutch ing t -the right! ing for mail vife consul here and especially! eipresa f t ouutir-wis- e men i aerine as Passengeri thin any Qutslde fdvlcef when it come man that's this Owen Young head and Paul Roggeband retired ttiose who realize that some kinds from ot tne Holland dairyman a Uenerai that Electric He is the Hl "uttrs improve tneir races oth-H- n too Hi ta hnrrv in KirhimfT-t- r tney could swlnsr sou over of thejr fellow counlarge teiiow tnat colony should been have chair make thenilook as bad as they to even sive time We woiild ra- Bu now its all blowed ove and man this year He ep be transdairymin packs an awful trymen toall Florida can me round-face- d man can eet thr taiv sivhnt o you cculd hold a Tfian Kism matt lot of respect with planted their famand I But ability a longer looking face if he uses a we are in than do the Mn ilies center herds! of thi and not their and Broadway doubt if he has of com idea hurrying any v anybody hiss you waaes tao collar or sorrie Well I guess all outside the old According to Roggeband the proijrrince ot They just muting suicide So it looks like o miec varieties 1 on f care now AL He will Remedy many a mis- posed immigrants fire substantial bonder how she tok the "Burg" everybody's got uoi in uiforoer or tneir senmg election IWell it started out with tneir sminas on something else take that was! made over his name and successful farmers who will Al eft us and went down to play last time and with fourmore the opporfunity to own what looked like was going to be ri tirow fle unstarched collars years welcome shMs Net come de- - an awful (noisy night But when Golf Tlth own establishments' a condiHarrison the biggest or oissatisraction over this Liquor rhatching their tftcha-blsoft collars with decided thosev'firit returns began perco- - surprise about that was to know he may rdund them th lough the landup the other five tion denied owning i laws of Holland They Pjplnts usualjy held s in place by lating in Why it was just like rain Pat Harrison would play golf They million xnira jCome the new soft on a country picnic Horns that WUi p"e" R great welcome down would be brought i r as skilled agPjins (Copyrighted 1928 by the tab collars vMthout points were me4nt to have been blown I there pn Mississippi that's the state riculturists the project financed McNaught Syndicate Inc) by Chicago and Holland bankers for tnat fassed a resolution since the just as wjell have been meait who have deposited sums sufficient eIectitn to have Jefferson's and a decoration They never uSttei-eVET AVmTRIX SEES a fbodiea moved from Viririnia to equip 25 farms for modern dairy KOADS COST MQNEr a blast If was lust a show that wa BIG FLYING GROWTH billed but never came off in" thel8'006!" went Republican They Since 1918 when the federal aid metnods Theatres sthe folks was Drettlr late wanted 'era moved to Missiasinol PARIS —r CAP) — Airplanes will coming i$ They had stayeid out They better been doing like North highway system was started the has spent ajs its share CHINESE seem as corririion as bicycles in an- - purposely) to see what would! hap- - 'warolina and Texas they better government IN FAVOR J613994X30O in the con nearly been some other year safs Mademoiselle Mn Ho pen and When thev saw thevi cams resolutions to struction of ipasaing this system Alarvingt whd is talking of aviation in I took ray last straw vte nf get some Factories down there OR EARLY RISERS U- af governmetit normal I schools the audience that night I had tak- - j Anat s wnap lawmaking thosetwo j sna is trying to prepare enit at jetery performance since xaies step so last they are not NANKING— (AP)— There la no rpererore ACCIDENTS DECT5EASE nfew corps of teachers for their looking tot any Historical prestige job we openepj and I also took jit all This place for Yfeleepy heds" in any detwenty-thre- e of the United partment of spreading the air cnsnel is an age of business not tra- last year hn almost everv Ktat in of the natibnallat governMademoiselle Marvingt is an air the Uniori even before the noram ditionl Mississippi needent worry States cities With poulatlon of 100- - ment says: a Nanking decree de veteran She! was the first woman ations and am not boasting but I aboutf Virginia Virginia will run ooo or more have had? less acci signed to Encourage early rising dents durinsr sentcmbM thi p lot in Frahbe She earned her think I tad as good an idea as out of Republicans like they ran early risers" and f'lndustrl- trfan during the same month last ous"Be Hoover run out o Presidents and punctual in whatever you pilot's diplomf 19 years ago before the Literkry Dijest to year: according the National undertake iraere were any official cnsps awav with in vote on election "AWFUL 11ET UP" is the Wordinisr of an Automobile Chamber of Commerce order o4c ucKctn vvjcfi naimnns nnri nnen ncnt rnfiiMma as n ft art run au-naddressed tcf It all around the foullcs governnieht 'T tiaveljj in thertl now She has made with it in every town 1 had played gotButltake but as an in intended employes over it all the ofer country year : F"P to cngiand in one At pres-a- ii to centive neonlfl tironchniit th well was hitch-hiking awful might Everybody stops eit she is seelklng opportunities to SMITH "NEVER SQUAWKED to get a goof start for the country het but cooled off up they mighty has Minnesota iravei in aiqgibJes needing only New i pyt took it pretty game in day s workf i " Both sides was haywire its traffic laws a incorporated st nu miu iriua io get ner license mougn a game loser quick5 stand- nad are Athletics alsd eneouracefl itney most summer ill to command m to set the 'pattern for them Smith ing in a roadway to solicit rides for keeping fit th4se not en I personally believe that Al will from —— —— never let! out a squawk and the passing motorists tf—— gaged in manual Jabjbr ! otrmMu UKUJti£iN statements tnat he issued over the scientists meeting in Paris re- - radio a days after made! him fr ends cnuy predated that within a a lot of fw short time min will be traveling 'Course New York at heart felt ou miles an hour : I v i I They point mighty bd because they felt that ia me marked increase in aUto the rest of the country had not Bueea recoras Between 1921 when stood by fhem Having a big! city iliwhs ±vt mues an nour to 1928 man for the first time they felt wiicu a new record or neariV 21f VOll a Wmilrt hp n thsm nut In mues an nouriwas set fact they did have little of the just see! j em - j thr Not in years has the Rialto had season so devoid of hits A doz en shows just missed greatness and bnly three could be considered What' Variety calls "smashes" The best of the dramas! to my notion Vas "Goin' Home" sJE t' - i man who employs thousands of men with whom he is intimately :'n touch says that next to liquor ijelf pity' does" more to demoralize workmen than any other cause ah employe begins to feel J When for himself" lie says "he lorry loses his value" A Few men or women who have Achieved riches or honor-havnot Jjad tneir Diack momenta and even despairing years There seems to lie' a testing period for all If we give in to discouragement life be e Um 1 — J f r non-essenti- als lar - : — "j comes pretty much a mess Se'f ijiity is easy and oftimes so pleas He was sparring partner for a woman pugilslt ant But is Ms for the fellow who dan take a few blows standing that be accomplished but It Iwould cost shows the red well up to the danthe future is generally worth while 20000 men ger line After that it should be "I will do that too'" said the watched carefully who knows General J Jack O'Connor Glycerine expands quite a bit roadway forward and backward oneAs they passed outiif of the doughboy observed: under heat Therefore the cool ip author of Broadway Racke teers a deft exposure of what Generous old so and so isn't he?" ing mixture should reafh not high And there la a neat idea there er than three inches from the ton makes things tick in the upper and tower strataa of the street that ior one oi tnose quick revue skus or the radiator otherwise it will whips the universe Three Broad if it has not been swiped already I boil over and1 be lost through the overflow pipe way book stores sold out their sup Short Shavinge-John Ih order loss also the During Ely of his volume the first day and recent stay in xsew xorit j carj should tojrevent friends fear Johnny will soon be never be parked ona letting his hair grow spatting his nis constant signtfseemg compan- - I steen hill facing down This would Herbert tilti ±he solution forward enough ankles and hanging out at the ion was Dorothy Pairk ex bwope has resigned from the man- - to cause some of it to run out Algonquin aging editorship of the New York f through the overflow pipe is siiia recently 10 Another Broadway atmosphere At intervals through the winter book is "Lord Byron of Broadway" have been on the ight side of themilmore for market a is good practice to tighten the than It half Jsell Martin by published by Hen Heywood lirouir's brother-in-laMle packing hut at the water pump In It is the story of an exotic lion llale a singer order to prevent seepage of the philanderer and in it is recognized scored in Richard a stage glycerine solution through this speaking part the composite of several real fig Another parking problem: New pari This is where it has been ures along the White Way York consumed ip050000 pack found glycerine finds its best out -': Frod let-ages or gum last r year f Bassett Blakely a' Texas rancher Stone n hut brothers-iRex and should not be tightened Beach Tie who is the Will Rogers of the law are too Florida however the packing winteringMin jmuch southwest and upon whose wide George S Kaufman is considered wot(ld be ruined andorbecome inef dfomain "North of 36" was filmed the most Only a half playwright of fectiveori as a washer comes to Ne-York at intervals the season successful so is enough Irvin Cobb Is to win turnj t& see the shows and visit old : With Will in South ter America The other week he in- ffiends a traveling companion Some auto manufacturers rec llted a group of cronies to the Hogg as "No or can sur business individual ommend flushing of the cooling theatre A dinner party became vive scandal" says a New York system every month to k§ep the 0 Interesting his guests insisted Yean p economist The mov radiiator and water jacket free of upon passing tin the theatre ies for instance rust Thi$ Isn't necessaty if glyc "But" said Bassett "I have eight e erine is used as an for tickets Do you suppose if we don't The most easiest and fascinat the accumulaglycerine prevents go they'll 'have it?" ing or all writing 1$ one's autobi— tion of rust Blakely was introduced to a cele ography Jim Quirk coaxed me "not' brated novelist Ho did know knows how coy and re everybody FOREIGN "INVASION If I had luctant i am wjfio it was until later — to Ttell all" in a Presence of 100 members of the khown that" he said "I would series in McClure's In an autobi Allgemeiner Deutcher Automobile hjive said something literary" ography you can tajik about your Club largest motoring organization self and few subjects are so fas of In this country marks Yorker j!New returning from cinating to most of us It is sur theGermany o a series of foreign tours first RCjpno say that the popular slan you seem prising now important by the American Automo"It won't be to jpljtrase out there is Excursions planned grow in such litea-arbile Association to promote tour--in- g and the real problem is to keep its 23 foreign affilia one s ego irom exploding with a tionsthrough j I have often thought newspapers bang The autobiographical form scatter their fire with too many is always interesting! no matter how 1IUBLESS WHEEL ' itorials The Morning Telegraph drab the subject Voltaire said ev automobile-whee- l ne A recently urtdernew management goes one ery life was a drama lid tter and abolishes the editorial But in casting one'd autobiography perfected In Englanjd has no hub a ogether A better-idea- ' it seems the outstanding impression is that It Is attached to the axle of a car to me would be for one concise of friendship and what a big part by means of eyelets fitted onto the a wire wheel and uorial a day I do not believe irlends play in helping one over spokes of' a threaded hole in the through 00i per cent of readers read more the rough places ojf life 4 center of the front tqw of spokes th n two editorials at most (Copyright 1928s McNaught — — i— i r-n— Syndicate Inc) jt)ne may in New York learn th? exjict time by depositing a nickel U asking for Meridian 1212This exchange does a rushing business anong those to whom time means ' vei'v- little 'r her new play the curtain ' " I ": "f "' "' - - " ''' It ris s on Peggy Joyce in bed j is a French farce and- her first stake role outside of musical com By ISRAEL KLEIN edf The plot evolves around Science Editor KEA Service lonely gentleman who opens the m shutter or winter- phpne book at a chance page A RADIATOR front a thermostat and some clofees his eyes and stabs his finger e in the tooling system at a name It proves to be that of Miss Joyce Those whe expect ougnt to make a weatherproof ed Miss Joyce to wed Lord North- - comDination for the cold months esk her constant companion may At the same time however they AN VATIO greeted the New 1920 Durant 60 be surprised to learn there is a necessitate a great deal ot atten for? iftS?j&?frtf Now — seven 4ays later — that ovation has grown clajiise in her theatrical contract tion on the part of the driver Each of these cold weather Her manager about matrimony ap 1i inas i us has employed a high powered prv'ss yimiices into' a veritable landslide of public approval particular esc ana an Basil Woon in for combined his have their limi noted' agnt tt ir&:'VTi-!ff- l f These limitations should bowks abwut Paris life who is to tations The wonder car of the decade has scored a brilliant triumph ! 4hc re in a percentage of the re- - De Known or trouble will be en countered In winter motoring de- cei pts spue au tnis precautionGigantic values accountfor the Vibration Dampner Red Seal wild-fir- e A Hollywood movie actor of Im enthusiasm lustrous Continental Motor with High For example the Combination of portance relates with great prid wmterrront chromium plating Lanchester Compression Head efiortlee-- s and glycerine as anti of his early struggles among which on was a tour ot Europe as a sparring special watcn steering control Speedway This is es for a woman pugilist What ine motor tnermometer pailner Model comfort-gri- p peciauy necessary if the winter- a swell way to make a living! steering rront is hand operated wheel Nelson Bohnalite Inyar 'j In such case the shutter should v A few enjoyable new books: oe opened even before the thei Strut Pistons Bendix Four- 'When It's Cocktail' Time In mometer registers at "operatln Culi)a" try liasil Woon (Horace temperature" Wheel Super-Serv- o Brakes The reason for this Li right) is tnat the motor meter registers "T wo lentlemen and a Iady' me temperature of the rJr above by lAIoxandcr Woollcott the solution In the radiator which is usually colder than the liquid "Early Days in Ohio" by Flor itself ence McEyeisrm' and Effie Power If the shutter is thermoetaticallv (Dutton)' ' '' controlled the thermostat itself win cause it tp open at the proper many years it has been a operating temperature nightly habit of mine to awaken between 4 and t' a m for an hour Motors are designed to work I sit it down a a strange specius most the vater emcientiy wnen of jnsomnia and employ the is between 100 temperature in reading or jotting down jacket and 180 degrees Fahrenheit When ideasr' That time in the morning the outside temperature is between is a fine time to think In a large 40 that Is lust above thft and men of the other day the freezing point group and there's glycertopic of insomnia came up I told ine in the cooling system my experience All were more than jacket heat will reach thethe water point cf forty years qld and without an best with tha re in tu exception all had periods of wake- motorefficiency showing onlv nna- fulness during the night from a third of meter the way up halfi hour to three hours It would At zero the red will barelv show seerfi this type of insomnia Is pret- when the water temnera- ' V ty general ture is just rierht jacket Thofsfnri winterf ront should be onened as Nfew York now ha a drama with soon as the red is seen at this low two in the cast It is packed with outside temperature was written by suspense and : Walter a former newspaper Theu case of alcohol Is — differ TV! 'reporter' ' ' "ia wwis at a lower temperature Jr I man water Therefore World's lotcest-price- d the motor is of two There the story doughmete- will come un to th boys cooped up in a crow's nest point even before the fully-equipp- ed engine has near! the front line trenches during operating efficienv the late row IUwas cold and a icauueq Six Despite this however the Tvm drizsling rain was falling Below torist should not permit tile ther then (in the mud a- General was mometer to go above the danger with his chief nne or problems discijssing alcohol in tho oiiirr of sflaf f He suggested one attack will boilthe over pat thrmich tvia r and was told St could be accom-plisliie- d roxlln finish around the rnriitn the sacrifice of 10000 and reduce the amount of antiPHONE S31 iivesj freeze in the coolinsr svttm TWENTYTHIRD AND — I - ' I I ' - " - : I J v Te rf )vuuune 1 i w ' e v - anti-freez- i i s i - 1 I y v ' " i law-aga3n- I : i high-power- I ed r f i -r-- - ''''' ' v - '" - now-a- antl-freez- 0 - ®1M' - B&IM ' if Everyone enjoys complete driving comfort in the new Hoick' Buick's new adjustable front seat and the adjustable steering column assure a driving position for any individual A tremendous advance : yet only one of many comfort features in this newest and finest of Buicks The new e electric windshield wiper Buick fingertip steering improved of instruments and controls and many other refinegrouping ments found here are combined in no other car at any pricel These features in addition to mid beauty and unrivaled per formance have won nationwide acclaim for the new Buick have made it undisputed leader in its field as well as America's I favorite family carl made-to-measu- re twin-blad- ur " En-ge- m -- ' hh w-it-h that" said untif Then he propounded another me raaiator shutter need not be jnanfceuver aud was told it could opened until the motor meter the-Ge- n- 11 alCOhol IS Used n f£ — 'j CJke SilvcrfinniBtTsartj "Tl Tin ' WLuiim Mm M - will do t f f -- eral l enjoys perfectdriving comfort in Buicfcs new adjustablefront seat 1 iwak-ingiho- l fit I - mm s if II f - Every member of the family short or tall T MITCSHELIi GO TI tn I WITH MASTERPIEck BODIIS BY FISHES WTSON-BUIG- K I" 2619 Washington Avenue lose 503 KIESEL AVE ilso the 1929 Greatest DURANTi FOUR Weit prices in the tcorld for fully equipped automobiles -- IT HEN BETTER AUTOMOBILES ARI BUILT i i BUICK WILL BUILD THEM |