Show THE OGDEN Tk Ogden Standard -- Examiner : i j U if PUBLISHING CO Eldredge Jr A L Glasmann ' Publlhers An Independent Newspaper Published every evening and Sunday morning without a muzzle or a club Entered at Second class Matter at the Postoffice Ogden Utah Established 1879 SUBSCRIPTION RATES Delivered by currier one month 75c By malls In advance in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming $195 Three months Six months j $3-6- O ne year All other " i : $700 states $100 a month $1200 one year of The Associated Press United Press Consolidated Press NEA Service and A B C The Associated Press is exclusively entitled! to the use for republication of any hews credited to It not other wise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein Member? Call 252 for All Departments SUGAR BEET BELT HAS ITS PROBLEM The sugar beet belt has its farm problem aa well as the corn belt Senator Smoot made this plain in a conversation with President Coolidge on Wednesday The Utah senator said the beet sugar producers jare' engaged in a profitless enterprise because of the great quantity of sugar that enters the United Statea from the Philippines Senator Smoot suggested that & limit be set on the number of tons of sugar the Philippines can send to the United States There is a nice point involved here 'The Philippines Is a posses- slon bt the United States The protective tariff does not apply Yet the sugar produced in the Philippines la a product of foreign capital The protective tariff was designed to protect American in dustry from foreign competition Foreigners in the Philippines have got around the tariff by operating in a region not affected by the tariff Senator Smoot proposes to tackle the problem by a limitation order If the Filipinos don't like it he says he is 'willing to give them their independence That Smoot utterance may lead gome Filipinos to suspect that independence isn't the best thing that can happen to them after all It looks however- like independence for the islands would be a good thing for the beet sugar man for the tariff could be placed in effect against Philippine sugar then like it is in effect against Cuban jsugar now - THREE BILLI0NS TO COMBAT DEPRESSIONS Further evidence that Herbert Hoover will meet the problems of government from an engineering rather than a political standpoint is Been! in the news that'' he is ad vocatlng the establishment or a three billion dollar "construction reserve" in the United States to combat depressions r The plan is to have the nation states and municipalities arrange their ' Improvement programs in such a manner that there will be a huge reserve fund available to be spent for public improvements in the periods when signs of hard times are first noted Strangely enough this typical Hoover project was outlined while was doing a bit the president-elec-t of deep sea fishing off the coast of Mexico It did not come from Mr Hoover but from Governor Baxter of Maine who outlined the Hoover plan in a speech to the governors conference in New Orleans The' president-elec- t easily couid have obtained some spectacular ' public! notice! by proclaiming his policy himself He was content to let the news reach the nation through others which is more evi dence lot his modesty This construction reserve Idea is not new Jt has been talked of for years' But now that direct inforaa tion is given that it has appealed to Hoover as important and neces sary the nation will sit back in considerable confidence that the thing has passed the talking stage arid will become a fact j ONCE THERE WAS A RICH REPORTER Listen Aesop! You overlooked this one— once there was a rich newspaper reporter but it did not Today9 flesh and blood now "awaiting sentence Jn New Orleans for the method he used to get rich quick For several years he worked in a L03 Angeles bank as a teller un der the name of O'Neil About two years ago he resigned and it is alleged' he walked out with the regrets of the officials under one arm and $176000 ia Liberty bonds under the other arm Then he de cided to be a reporter in New Or leans under the name of O'Hara Since the swift arm of Los Angeles law finally reached him he declares hl3 name is neither O'Neil nor O'llara— tYiat he comes from one of the famous blue bloods' of Ken tucky whose names used to appear on bonded stuff Whatever his name or his fame he has broken ail financial records for newspaper reporters but tne reporters as a class will rightfully deny responsibility for him He learned his thieving trade In a' bank and was a false alarm and an imposter in the noble profession of reporting What a kick the regular guys will get interviewing him through the SHALL THIS GIRL MARRY FOR LOVE OR TO PLEASE HER r MOTHER?— SAGE ADVICE TO THE SCHOOt TEACMtB WHO WANTS A HUSBAND — THE ELUSIVE BACHELOR " Vcti SEe'MV idMH'rlHE't-COA- tBOPARP M SCARCE ASSOC! WAS WrtH A A-Hor- f i GffS SO rf-gmpsprF- vii-f-ri Voii As vf SlAAVS -- lb WOUS- - AP Voli LONESOME tA v Mm Milrnf- so-call- - j ' In n tax-payme- nt g Plainly there are many doubters in Ogden They do not believe paint is wet until they make a test with their fingers and they do not believe the weather is cold enough to freeze the water in their motor radiators until the water is frozen That term "everything is ship shape" is not so complimentary as it was before the Vestris disaster i inquiry "Water subject of conference in Ogden" say the newspapers That's welcome relief Most recent con ferences have had to do with John Barleycorn An Ohio man mistook his wife fop a burglar and shot her Men are such realists mm Press JIIm ! : - ? i !'!' ! - r wyn-iMaye- hen-braine- d r j ia !' ri— — r !' The other day Clarence Brown noted director had a check sent to him from New "jfork1 via wifes bu when he prestnted it to a local baftk payment was re fused The bank refused to hoh-o- r such ia chfck on the ground that an qnllmited number of copies could be! made rrom tna negative Which "daa transmitted Sover the tele-pho- 1 I L A" ijif - Tt Km® r to wire WWW ft1 - Good I motion riictuitea 4on't need the a d of aound to make them boi office attractions accordTo iWallac Reld ing to Mra Held is that she lrove This Is lone of Ielong's most Is now producing 'Linda" which charming gowns fashioned of black is also her flret dlnictferjal effort and white eatin brqphe" The long "A good jatory and a good cast will sash ends cf the blouse almost more than compete with- dialogue reaching to the edge of the skirt films" declare the wife of the are interesting late WaBy Reld Jr f riht ij fflx i 1 it n ii I sr Old Bryan men atlll aometlmee moan that ther hero with a chanpe l 1898 of 19000 votea In California Indiana Delaware Kentucky Oregon and West Virginia would have defeated MxKipley in ' ! i this years should refreshing f nothing else Henry King has alghed John Holland ani American youth for the mala lead in "Sh 0oe to War" Holland plays the rble of a smalt town garage operator who eventually bjomes sa cabtaln in the American army inFrance The story by 'Rupert Hughes is said to ik une the most unusual war stories yet filmed r i In 1888 a change of! 7200 votes ih New Tork alone would ' have — ' during tha last tw hat t4 i j 4 If FASHION PLAQUE J072 elected Cleveland over Harrison and in 1892 a awitch M 26000in seven states would have elected Harf ison oyer Cleveland t In 1880 Hancock would have been elected if he could have picked up 10517 Garfield votea in New York or changed 114B2: othera in Maine Kew Hampshire Connecticut Indiana and Oregon j In 187s Tilden had more than 350000 more popular votes and needed no more until the attempt was made to pilfer aomei of his elec toral college votea Many more Inatances would be tedious but it may bej noted that such interesting figures have beon at ioma-thtPconaiatently announce of a aenaatlon for a long way back A awitch of 22pO Pennsylvania votea from' Vanj Buren in 1136 for Instance would have the thrown that election into House ijll 1PWI BEAR- - LEOPARP to 2S8000 Maryland 86000 to 99000 Missouri 235000 to 202000 ew Jersey 127000 to PL24000 and 4o on Blaine had California 102- 100 to 89000 Illinois 337000 to $12000 Iowa 197000 to 177000 ilaasaehuaetts 146000 to 122000 Ktw Hampshire 48000 to 39000 Ohio 400000 to 361000 and ao on again eon- The two Cleveland-Harriso- n tests show even closer results in In 18 8 S California Some states waa carried by 7000 Connecticut by 334 Indiana by 2000 Michigan by13000 In 1892 Cleveland carried California by 290 Votes Delaware by 600 Indiana by 7000 Wisconsin by 7000 and lost jOhlo by but 000 - good-lookin- g VJ i 1 u Minvy 1 - tvuii y BANK THIEF NABBED WITHIN HALF HOUR! ood w By DAX THOMAS NEA Scrvlcts Writer HOLLYWOOD Calif — At last we are to ef a new Jhonest-to-gos- ft American leading man on the screen After the number of for eigners Imported by film producers of 197 votes in Minnesota would The most classic recent example have elected Hughes over Wilson of what "a few little votes might do That one i3 really the prise statls occurred in 1910 when a change tic of them all I I r m MSB FRESNO Calif Nov 32— (AD half houi" aftetj he had held up and robbed the iFiret National bank of Pel Key 14 miles eoujh of here Wednesday' Ve tt V Doty 31' Fresno jnvaa arrested by police charged With the crime and admit ted the holdup "I got drunk and guese I did something I shouldn't have done" Doty said as police aearcbedp htm and foui4 in pis possesion a roll the of currency j totaling 1440 proceeds of the robbery Doty Was traced through an N0 mobile wiiichihe rented from a rent agency and which he was return ing whea arreifted -- IS —A V - f ' ! - f'T ' h r '"V '? I t " — ' x Sf lp 'I r I — I ?! ! ! Isn't it rather frank advertising to say that "the Follies outstrips all other revues ?' - !! " Somebody has made a grave error It is the person that put Christmas on the calendar less than a month after time or the fellow that put time less than a month before Christmas I fWMK i r-- ! r-- MIEN lOMBAREOUTOrpN 8 TmsUINGlTON one would have harmony ihere must be freedom from discord There must be harmony in design in colors between furniture floor coverings and hangings also harmony ia values and cost -- proper relation all through!? Dependence upon such ahstorc as this will con-- ! tribute to that complete success which is the result Iff - - i I- HyflRBP AiG IS SQ "PATB self-indulgen- he have made had he confined his efforts to playing real tanes7 ji Answer: A bare living press-muzzlin- m w-flLo- I i THEORY (Los Angeles Times) What makes that little group of "Influential New Yorkers? urging divorce proceedings be carried on in secret think that anything that " will be gained for society by the adoption of such a rule in this Country? They stoutly hold that by barring reporters out of the divorce courts the institution of' marriage will and public morals be pro r A i I tected If such a contention were valid no person would protest against the proposed privacy But a body blow has just been struck at the theory by an Associated Press cable from London which says that ""divorce has proved so popular under the law forbidding newspapers to publish court details that the president of the high court has been compelled to appoint two assistants for the Michaelmas sittings" It also is reported that divorce actions have increased 60 per cent in " term rone to this state of affairs the British Church Times In calling attention says: "A terrible number of divorce petitions are down for trial We are afraid that the effect of the recent legislation has been ureatly Now that the check has been removed by the to increase the evil restriction on puoncuy tne popularity of divorce is greatly increased' If the publication of divorce details were suppressed on: this side of the Atlantic we aouDuessnoum nave a similar state of affairs over here Decent American newspapers always have used restraint in the publication of divorce matters If any great good to societv could g no respectable publisher would result! from this sort of to It But London the has pierely proved again that experience object while theory is one thing practice is quite another and that the British legislators wouiu uetter not nave undertaken this sort of censorship s FTM Aio4 Oa 3ISCOA--f KtfoAl AS IS GoXJMA I ! " I It Red Nichols has made 1100000 playing hot stuff like that performed for a huge gathering Tuesday night in Ogden what would two-mont- VliF PESE vtan of thz n dti&k HtB S?CTtS 'if UAK the-'orl- cided that it too will have a "six- up" of these great draft animals The Clydesdales will be used to advertise' the Ogden Livestock show and they will do lit well People have not lest interest in man's great friend the horse It looked like they had for a time when the motor car was coming into its own but now people will travel further and pay more to see fine horses than fine motor cars Livestock shows depend iin great part upon their horse shows to draw throngs Pulling contests draw their thousands 'at' fairs and Circuses find farmers' round-up- s their riding acts are among the most popular features of the show If the stockyards wants something to attract unusual popular attention they have made no mis take in going after those magnificent and intelligent Clydesdales -- MAT"AK I six-cylind- Ogden Stockyards company has de ' j : ' j 1) rtrf AT l 1 I Remembering the enthusiasm for magnificent horses that was aroused in Ogden a few years ago when the Chicago stockyards were their put through Clydesdales an at stock the show Ogden paces fair-minde- d :! (A ttpmcixre - I " ri T i at MolH VAfctBS "PcES Aerf ' " AN EXPLODED tut — v fA : USING HORSES TO ADVERTISE OGDEN tax-payin- m - - - Sop wid hare two suitors —one a rich' middle-age- d DEAR MISS DIX— I noor man but capable and ambitious My a the other young By ARTHUR BRISBANE mother urges me to marry the old one although she knows I don't Ioye (Copyright lf28 by The Star Co) him and do love the poor young man She Li Britain's 300000000 Hlnd rub-jec- ts followed their prophet Gan4 'life she has had -j I hate to hurt her but t? dhi into and through many kinds i i v m v zipari must rap rminw tvaai tiu yob ' at foolishncssi They believed htm i advise? DORIS when he advised hand weaving to 5Vi 1 compete withi British looms ana Answer: admired him jwhen he starved himMarry your poorjyeung man Work self In a British prison him ndi be happy now with be him turn axalnst up They cause he h aa caused a suffering sick cow to bo killed and put out There is something' not a little pathetic or nopejesa In a mother's desire to have her daughter For in reality i make a brilliant match Hindus worship the cow ' aa a isn't as avaricious and grasping as It seems roddess Illniiu goddesses have It Is only her yearning to save her llttie ewe taken the coiv shape aa Jupiter lamb from the hardships that she has took the aha&e of a bull known She wants to protect the soft girl Also the cow elves milk like from the hard labor that she has had hands a 'mother to and to save the tender feet from the do You would not kill your sick ! DOriOtHY DIX thorny path that Bhe has trod mother no matter how aick f j I' Therefore ivou must not kill a Mother should reflect that the man who ean filve his wife a sick cow fine establishment when he marrias It nihaty-nin- a times out of a a or to be eld hundred father bar gilded either youth a enough Thousands jof miserable animal who 1$ selfish and spoiled and who regards marriage as lightly die slowly starving in India and I as he does a flirtation with a chorus girl no one will kill them When the police to put suffer We have all seen many young girls married to rich old men but out of their misery the population longs to rebel and we've never seen such a marriage a happy one! It takes more than would If it had the energy car and point lace and diamonds to satisfy a woman's No wonder a handful of meat soul and are those who have most miserable women in eating: beer and whiskydrlnking sold their youth for money ' I i i II' British can handle and keep down '":'300000000 Hindus Furtharmore we have al'i saen many glrla make brilliant matches when they married yourig fallows who had InThose Hindus that turn on Gan herited fortunes We have also seen these same fortunes taka dhi for deatrdyingr a suffering ani fly away and the brilliant matth and In poverty wnga!and mal will cut the throata of a thouEvery! day we read of tome such match finlahlng in divorce sand goats li their temple yard a youth which has been passed in because because the blood pleases some go J doecn't fit a man to stand the dlsllluslona and trials of matriAnd they hate the Brltlah for mony forbidding "suttee" the practice of burning young: widows alive with The mothers who are disappointed that their daughters are marrythe bodies of their old husbands Whoever can get excited about ing poor young lawyers and clerks instead of rhjh meni will do well to "the wronga of India" gets excited consider this fact— that these poor young fellows are likely to be the big men of the future while the brilliant catch of today is almost cereasily tain to be Ijhe nobody of tomorrow J : Mr James Swritea from "Enrona f j aiout America and Coolidire in a too much td say that In imarrytng In America hardly itjls way that must be applauded by till a girl haa to decide whether she would rather be poor and the debt-dodnation The New struggle along with a man when she's young and be prosperous' York Times that prints his writing ia middle-age- d or be rich and splurge when she Je irhe when siiouici be paid advertising rates for be poverty-strickein eld 'age and young tuu positions nest to pure read ing matter' To my mind it is a good match when a girl marries a man who h&3 Mr James dmys that Europe rec- - ability and industry and pluck and whom 6he loves well enough to be every gnizes this cauntrV's rieht to huild willing and glad to work with and help push on and who makes! ' i any kind of nnvy which you'll ad day a romance for her more thrilling than any novel i DOROTHY DIX mit 19 very sweet of Europe t r e j But he and1 Europe evidently — 1 have taught school for !eight long years Now I think that Coolidge and the coun DIX MISS try that elected him should be DEAR that I should like to marry and have a home of my own but men ashamed of themselves are not attracted to me This is Incomprehensible to me as I am very Perhaps I am too intelligent isn't it truethat men preThank heaven for Mr Jamea and to tower fer the Times that rrinta his stuff mentally over the girls on whom they lavish their affection? It will stimulate here nreDaratlon Or perhaps I am too reserved Petting parties make me shudder SALLY iur wnm jurqpe would ao it IX I i k dared Euron lust "now Answer" " —zr a Fortunately I teeia towards Tr ims country as those get thousands of auch letters from girls and the consenHindus feel tpward Britain sus of jiopinlon among them seems to be: no petting parties no Or as that labia citizen the lata beauxiThey are a unit In declaring that the average young man Joseph Pulitzer felt towards a horse to be paid for whatever courtesiesne shows a girl by beexpects that he rode along the upper Cor"! to" kiss her f ing permitted nirne roaa' pacK or ±Jeaulieu on tne Mediterranean The horse per Sd perhaps you are right in attributing your lack of popularity to &ifieu in uancinfT: on ine erierfi of i reserve but if such ia the case you shqhld be glad of being loneyour to which a passing hay precipice some lnsed of replying For believe me de'ir $ally tbere are K lot of wagron nact iorced it j i"Damn you'' said Pulitzer almost things for which you can pay too high a price and the girl who1 sacriwma i wisr x dared hit you or fices herj liodesty for the sake of being taken to a movie makes a sorry ' ': ' i : '' the head" bargain That's just how Eurote feels to wards us and especially toward Mr As for your suggestion that the reason you are net popular Coolidge dancing on the brink ol is because you are too Intellectual that depends en how high war browad you are If you begin a conversation with every young man you meet by asking him Ms opinion of the Einstein theory of relativity or if you try to discuss the modern realists with boil along? while conservatism holds f yourjaz- - partners I don't wonder that they flit you u a warning linger and tnoe that 4irii iu get jftuoara noitt Up sev- The ferof a blue' stocking is as much a hereditary fear with men hi warning jnngers as the fear of snakes is with women Why this ia so nobody knows but T" A 11 P'lvPi m llliniti Eh o rom intellectual men seldom care for learned ladles Furthermore It company up thirty points even jumped F Ar-trw hn- UUJ is a curious fact in natural history that highly cultivated men very often va llivwomen who never have an idea above pick out! as wives When Mr Mayer of MetroOolil the baby is bottle advised all Hollywood to buy that stpek laat winter It was Npt all knowledge comes put up iniibooks however and ninety It closed nt men who have little schooling have graduated from the many three hundr4 and thirty-on- e up University ef Hard Knocks and have mora real wisdom than more than two hundred dollars ' half a dozen colleges Could teach them share Mr Masrer bou£rhtoniv a fe thousand shares because his motto Some jmen like intelligent women but they don't want a woihan to is "Don't gamble" thrust1 he"t education upon them and show them how much more she Sorrow of the singed bears ia knows than they do They don't want her to make them feel small ' rooted in the fact that they never ana perhaps that is what you have been doing know what will happen next A clever woman Sally is one who fs smart enough never to For instancse the du Pont rotn lei' a! man find outhow pany gave eajch stockholder three much she knows and a half shares for one and an DOROTHY DIX extra dividend of $375 a share ''" The stock dividend is no meaning DIX— 43 years old I am a widow been MJSS keeping fjEAR andhaye leaa gesture more a an tnan ior company with who bachelor is very year eligible Jt means that next year stock holders will get in dividends sev devoted and speaks often of love but never of marriage:' I am growing enteen million dollars more than older anq my ciiancea for marrying are diminishing How can I find s out his intentions : WIDOW they get this year ' ' -i That sort of thinga makes bear ! Answer: sympathize with Dante characters) ij on whom flakes of fire fell eternal llj doesn't take any seventh daughter jof a seventh daughter -to answer that question The gentleman has no Intentionwhat-everip- f ly committing matrimony Mr ITooVer starts on his South American trip and the Mississippi He enjoys your company He likes the affection and admiration you starts on a rampage bestow uponhim He enjoys haying somewhere to spend his evenings Several lives and several million but as for curtailing his liberty by getting married and! burdening him dollars have been lost already l self the with support of a wife—never ' It must be !a pleasant combinai tion to be a president with powThe man who is a glib lovemaker but who stops short of er and an engineer knowing how pepping the question ia a philanderer and any woman is foolish to let him waste her time and keep marrying men away I The latest eruption of Mount Etna am apprised that a widow Isn't wise enough to know this ! "destroyed" ten thousand acre of 1 fertile Sicilian land : DOROTHY DIX f -ti 'I i— tt Frost rain and sunshine will t ji crumble the lava to dust Weeds will grow soil will form Earth worms will chew It up and those acres will be fertile again and Etna will be a dead volcano ' It will take some time thousands of centuries There la noShurry for according to Professor iMlllikan men will JfTK Uve on this planet for a thousand million years longer ARE WIS RETURNING TO OLD tunatclyi ifor the tistem they sel j DAYS j WHEN FEW VOTES dom dol ' And according to Sir Oliver Jj will the last forever earth WOX OR LOST PRESIDENCY? Lodge Until the Harding and Coolidge landslides one elechowever The Bible society now 75 years By RODNEY DUTCIIER tion after another showed that a old has distributed 7$ 000000 switch of a few thousand votes-y NEA Service Writer copies of the iBible Per-hasometinea even a few hundred — No better work has been done Nov 22— WASHINGTON there would i have by any book concern we ire traveling back toward here and election resuli Rut changed! the The readers of these 78000000 the good old days when election in 192 and 1924 Republican Bibles have found comfort hope consolation and in Job and Isaiah results were sure to be close In a pluralities were bo huge In so many states of the most important states that especially the finest English prose large number of important ever written' Everybody should Collegrej professors and newspaper there was little nourishment m i read the Book of Job a hundred men "with mathematical minds have such figuring discovered that If Smith could have This j'ear the result was 'o reltimes at least switched 500000 additional votes atively cjose In so many states that Farmers will like a newspaper in the riyht places he would have the boy$ once more got out pencil elecand paper heading that announces active sale been elected thanks to the 150-000 of wool at higher prices in the toral college system and that Well!' Smith's present yearning more properly switched votes for that switch of a half million fHoover Boom" The best way to help farmers Is to help every for Hoover would have given him votes is "probably nowhere hear aa Yet poignant as that of James G every single electoral vote body A farmer need not be old to re- in the flst instance Hoover could Elaine who with a changejof 600 member when corn sold for ten still hav£ had a popular majority votes InjiNew York In 1884 would cents a bushel some using It 'for of moref than 500000(0 and lost have been elected over Cleveland it" was fuel because cheaper than and in ithe second case Smith Those were the days when the sol' ' v boal would still have had 15000000 id south was good and solid and General prosperity changed that popular Tfotes without a single pec- most of the northern and western states were Invariably doubtful Epecial legislation can't do much toral yot ' Real combination among farmAll soijts of funny and seemingIn that year Cleveland carried ers free from politics and selfish ly unfair! things can happen under Connecticut1 67000 to 6501 Delathe electoral college system For- - ware 16000 to 12000 Indiana 244- leadership could do a great deal By AHERN I! fi-ir'- But no real honest to God news paper reporter ever saw money enough to make him want to steal more His ideals and his efforts atkeep him honest and make him a first class fighting man He knows human nature too well to steal the OUR BOARDING HOUSE - grating Opinions? THURSDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 22 1923 ! lix's Jfer "Dorothy GAXDIH'S COW CJOOUDGK73 SPEECH PULITZER'S HO ItSK AND MAYER'S RADIO TIP last long This particular reporter is neither elf nor fairy but real STANDARD-EXAIIINER- t : J c: f 7- pa i homc-furnishin- of harmonious understanding of every home-fuf- nishing requirement May we not help you? r Cvr-- j L kTS— - 1 4 7TTT ? " J y - J Everything 1 ! the Horn for1 ! I ii ''J - i |