Show THE OGDEN CARETAKER HIT Encounter With Drunken Men Abuse And Threats Are Described George East of West Warren attendant at the Pelican Point Duck club was threatened by one of four men he had warned not to hunt on the club property Friday Wternoon and finally was struck over the head with the1 butt of a gun he reported" to Deputy Sheriff II Mohlman Saturday FAVORITE JOKES OF FAMOUS PEOPJLE by Frank Ernest Nicholson E P Duttoh & Co New York Here Is a gloom chaser— favorite jokes of famous people with an introduction to each celebrity coU lected each carrying an Interesting caricature by Frank Ernest Nicholson This compilation of humor as told by the famous people to the author' is dedicated to "a famous man whose favorite Joke Is not ltv eluded in this collection — he did not choose to pun" The book contains illustrated favorite Jokes of 100 or more n people interviewed by Mr Nicholson — Lindbergh Maypr Walker Governor Smith Herbert Hoover Harry Lauder Irving Berlin Jack Dempsey General Pershing Judge Lindsey Irvln S Cobb Zane Grey Rube Goldberg Charles Chaplin Buster Keaton Harold oh dozens and dozens of Lloyd-men prominent in the limelight! There are Scotch Jokes witty comebacks hick stories etc etc — every one of the 26 original plgesi (Cincinnati Ohio) "people do not have to do anything in particular to become good character material they simply have to be themselves" he says Of tpecial Interest and help to writers ares articles jln this issue J - - ON A DETOUR VALUE OF LAUGHS The author who masters the-ar- I Armistice Day Committee 'J Meets This Morning In Chateau ! finishing touches will be" on Armistice day Dlans by theplaced gen eral committee of Herman Baker post No 9 American Legion at t diaof creating' Is assured logue and description a lucrative professional field says Eustance Hale Ball in "It Is to Laugh? in the November ( Hollywood) Laurence p'Orsay Edna May Bush Madeleine Matzen Edna Herron and pther writers contribute Articles and there are the vajuable helpful market guides in the number : mirth-compellin- g? Plot-weav- well-know- East a former deputy sheriff Bald the four men drove onto the club property in an automobile and he told- them they were on private property and asked them not to hunt there All had apparently been drinking1 he eaid and the largest was more under the influence of liquor than the others Although East carried a shotgun he told Mohlman he was not expecting trouble Vat the largest man of the party ewore at and abused him frightfully suddenly jammed a shotgun in his ribs and backed him up about 50 yards threatening all the time to ©boot him Finally one of his companions Intervened and stepped between the two men throwing the gun into ine air vast reported- but bu asailant failed to desist and knocked him down with a blow from the butt of his gun Mr East obtained the license Slumber of the automobile the men were driving and Deputy Mohlman is investigating fT'ITEl AMERICAN by Garet Americanism He speaks of ethics and the new meaning of business He shows th$ fallacy in the old belief that low TT wages meant hlerh profits shfws the development of the new ida of prosperity for all not only ins iew He tells of the great ancient and modern discoveries in an interest ing manner uarret discusses education and th American attitude In his chap lev on "The Word and Spirit of he says "that Rotary is onfy one cult of service It has its absurdities Soj has any religion fne hook is a new departure It gives a perspective on America ita industrialism — its people — its progress and what tomorrow may wag The fallacy of many old maxims The author explains the difference between thrift and mi- under serpiiiesa Overproduction consumption the eight-hou- r ' day anfl the reasons for our modern systems are topics that concern an wnetner ne wm agree or not in this complex life And thfse are explained find interpret ed in a militant yet pleasing stvle MAURICE HOWE s er Gar-- 1 r Dutton Company) the Dutton book of the ret (E 1s This i other hand thrilled at his views of month! for October It is new idea in combining what are otherwise bei-vice- " jlry teichRcal facts jf our economic wv'orld iwith the wonders of science iand the psychology back of modjokes together with their married ern life i and intermarried relations There Garret "There have been says are three varieties of jokes— par- two American gij'eat construction aulor bedroom and bath says the The first was political The second thor was eqonomic To stand first "Humor has always had its place In the! earth paramount thereon in serjous business life while in jto the part of one at a time social life it is the universal pass- toy lot find period people The sign ieg-har- it port to popularity" says the auwent to and fro in Asia before thor "rh this collection celebrities jthere waa any western civilization have told me what amuses theifi jand scfmetlme gilded the dome1 of I like to think of this book as !a African Rome conquered it For necklace of rare sparkling diathousand odd it was tlpst monds the gems having been fur- then itj rose againyears in Europe Now Jewnished me by the most famous tt comes to us Its migration to elers of today" (this hijriisphere is a fundamental The book is heartily recommenc- event- - and one mighty for change ed to everyone who enjoys humojr World supremacy is not by golden and as a book which will be thor chancel-oughly enjoyed there is a laugh The jauthor tells us nothing that on every page —GI P we do not already know Tvgiat HIGHER JOURNALISM he do is to give a rational inIn "Character Stuff lies the road to motives of the presto escape for simple newspaper rT terpretation ent ag0i He delves Into the realm of mai porters into the domain of higher says Henry Albert phinery and manufacturing journalism But Phillips in the November Writer! we are not bored We are on the f s I n BEGINNER 'HANDICAPS in experienced pilot Epes Win- throp Sargent takes the helm in thej Writer's Monthly (Springfield Mass) and points out some tricky shoals and hidden rocks Paul C OlSen writes "Ghosting" for Trade There tare many other papers helpful articles for writers in this issoe i a m) —Is that man J'oung asleep? Daughter — Hush fatherf He has Just asked me to marry him' and make him the happiest man in the I world Father— Just— Tit-Bi-as I thought Wake him up Father (at Edited by: 1 ts )"- i SUNDAY MORNING NOVEMBER 4 1923 R a meeting tofie held this morning at 10 o'clock in the chateau 454 Twenty-fourt- h street Book Reviews LAST DETAILS Glen Perrins TO BE HANDLED Standard-Examine- r 'BY DUWUNTER STANDABD-EXAMINE- Commander Ora Bundy has tak-e- h the lead in handling- - arrangements in the absence of II E Hansen general chafrman who went to Nebraska- - to attend his father's funeral Mr Hansen la expected back In time to take charge of affairs this week There will be no changes in plans for the Armistice day observance on November 12 The day will begin with midnight frolics in the White City and Berthana halls After the firing of the artillery problem east of the city Monday mornmen's ing the gigantic parade will be held downtown Football between Ogden High and Weber County High will occuDances will be py the afternoon held fn both halls again at night A meeting of Herman Baker post No 9 will be held Monday night Commairder Bundy asks a full " server Van de Graaff was to the effect jthat there might be more THAT'S NOT NICE wcirry about my hus- storms in the offing band paying attention to other ' women — he s qrazy about me" He based his calculations on the "ijut pernats ne has lucid in barometer which was still in the tervals" — Tit-Bistorm area so you can take it for what it is worth wnrjitE js it? Mary— She works in a question- A year ago today the highest was able place Mavis— Really? 68 and the lowest 37 The was day Mary — Ybs: an Information TODAY Herbert Hoover Repubii- - clear with a stiff breeze blowing Dureau — An sw e fs can presidential candidate will — —— make a stop in Ogden to renew his I "k acquaintance with Utah people if if which he started this summer kr5Cz- nil - ts A DoctorT Whatever the politicar belief of the Individuals of this city they should turn out to a person to welcome this distinguished ' engineer and commerce secretary who has carved his name in the war col- ex-ervi- ce About Cascara It is unfortunate that many umns of the world GRANDPA AND GRANDMA HERRICK GRANDPA WringerleBs washing nost beheficial in its action on the of anything yet disclosed For many reasons: la formed First lof all there is no HAmIT are noi from weakened( but ed by its occrsional usestrengthenThe rr- caslondi when one needs this aid i grow liss and Jess: Its influ'enca la long-f- lt Yoii don't -- find yourself 1 worse bound 1 p the diy followlnt 1 J iff I V You db find the bowels more in- Saturday's weather was a little mov of their own voli- cool with 50 degrees for high At B tehnrAW tion The cantly Cascjjiret that ev- irAVi 6 o'clock that 42 was it evening ery drugstore ahvays has in stock and the forecast from weather ob bowels - ' l " WhK I ':::'---'M-'- I i 85Nttii I ' JrSl - a J R (crpr l i v ? f ANOTHER CAR HAS ARRIVED The N ew P orceiain 1 iCiHamele 9 00 e-- 1 —v h i you will like best ascaral ° ) j TEN THINGS ' -- "' r I' I peo- the best thing there is today for any system best for the blood The i j 1 nif:i AND GRANDMA PAIRD A ple dudge the thoroughness of a laxative by its violence" The salts that) rush through the svstem may not even penetrate the film of poisonous matter that has coated the colon A long list of drugs wili "loosen the bowels" but what is the best way to CLEANSE them? The world's best laxative is one thajt Mother Nature makes in her ow£ laboratory It is the bark of a tree called CASCARA The Indians used to chew this bark — and reach old age without a sick dayj It is - HERRICt Sw i "S It is not homage to the' Republican party to greet this round-face- d boyish-lookin- g executive It CARD OF THANKS is not being a traitor to the Democratic party to welcome him to this We feel very grateful to our Intermountain center ' many friends who so kindly and willingly assisted us during the It is the acknowledging by the sickness and death of our "beloved of the United States of people daughteir and graiiddaughter Thar-o- n which we form a representative J Herrick We desire espe- share of his' sterling record and cially to thank the Eleventh ward faithfulness to the ideals of Amerbishopric the speakers and sing- ica ers at the services those who furnished the beautifulfloral tributes and allowed us the use of their au-tLet those with Democratic befor our comfort also the little liefs give to this gentleman the boys and girls and any who assist- same that they would reed in any manner We sincerely quest support from the were thank you' and trust that you will Alfred E Smith Republicans Democratic nomreceive the same kind treatment inee to make the same appearin your time of trouble ance MR AND MRS CLINTON os ! 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