Show s 7 - THE OGDEN men and chase our constabulary j across the state line The senator seems to have learn ed a few things when hej preached Standard-Examin- er from Aimee McPhersoa's pulpit In Los Angeles You know Aimee tells PUBLISHING CO J U Eldredge Jr A L GUsmann' almost aa remarkable stories herV: Publishers self Now we know who butted Art Independent Newspaper our bull off the bridtge j i The Ogden 1 ' "Tody" Harder Than Steel What 3 Ian Is Richest? Why Brains Grow Old Mildly Interested STANDARD-EXAJElNE- THURSDAY EVENING NOVEMBER R OUR BOARDING HOUSE Dorothy Tixys Jetter ! : j By AHERN "Box VoJ DOROTHY DIX ADVISES A NIGHT OFF FOR MARRIED COUPLES— SHALL THIS WIFE LEAVE HUSBAND SHE DOES NOT LOVE? i WHAT fO DO WITH SULKY HUSBAND j ILL HECt Vofi M'PEAR sueer ay BB RUAiMfMs VoU'P VAvoR vam CALLEP purr rC-- DEAR DOROTHY DIX— I agree with you that all married couples Published every evening and Sunday BRISBANE have a night off now and then but how often? And should j AimiUIt By a club morning without a muzzle or thiey take as their companion one of their own sex or the opposite sexT 1928 The Star EDUCATION COLLEGE by Co) jVS (Copyright Second-clas- s ' Matter at I Entered a And how would you suggest that they amuse j BUSINESS ACUMEN Gigantic corporations with surthe Postofflce Ogden Utah B W R on the outings? themselves for experilaboratory plus profit t Established 1379 There was a case of col ege edu- - ments: and intelligence to use he SUBSCRIPTION RATES cation against business acumen in profits are valuable national ANSWER: Delivered by carrier one month 75c Portland hi Of course every question connected with the Oregon day qther In Idaho Utah By mail In advance the domestic problem becomes an individual The General Electric company the United Press reports and col Nevada and Wyoming one for each particular husband and wife and Mr Gerard which Instance of for Three months 3M lege education won no hard and fast rules can "be laid down that Six months Swop© is president announced a! A cafeteria proprietor placed in new combination of metal named One year cover every situation will All other atates $100 a month j $1200 his window a "carboly" so hard that it willi cut placard bearing this steel one year and glass f think the chief thing that Is the "Every twenty-fift- h Member of The Associated Press announcement: - with in a screw cut a will thread matter "It matrimony is monotony NEA Press customer eats free1 United Press Consolidated holel in a bore smooth rod a deadly dull grind beto be It glass gets C Service and A B A group of college men gathered a block of concrete handle porcesame thing year In and cause it's the The Associated Press is exclusively across the street Their leader was lain on the lathe and cut the hardout and that is why it gets on ' year entitled to the use for republication j est steel"! nerves and makes them want it of any news credited to It not other- equipped with a small pair of field people's That is one more step forward to jump the bars Therefore I think wise credited In this paper and also glasses and an automatic counter in industry the local news published herein Perhaps In the next if that the wise thing Is to use preventive By means of these Instruments his century men will begin developing measures to break the routine and to Call 252 for All Departments college education 'and ffith some their own brains as they have deintroduce as much novelty and change chemistools machinery i Fit UIA is consistent with the native Intelligence hesldfs it hap- veloped buuw a$ try and Science generally in this vots tv&R HAVt Ba-- f SE-T-T- lV SMOO"fMlV-rER- 1 jj HAVE GQlH$G E so IS Mo PISPtAV MEATT CSV SOLOMOA EVER LAa3 BROti3M-- T J -- SIMCE 1HEM "fa fcV N- f fk HAS BEEM COMPROMISE PERStiAPfM3 --THEM TO dIVE A CHiciceu Jiircrf tr ' T X " A Vol A ' it i s3uc-- z VoiifrlE TIRE EAiGfME r WrlrCE SEfTUS3 IPLE AUrlktH AaIp BRl3HTy S EVER AtBKT rOR "1HE ALARM I iAi&V 0 ' OF OFFICE WEEP Olr AMV PfSPaTe: BetTuJEEaI i ka-se- ts i : mv so- - EGAPr- -I M- Kerf 1H1MGS nut uv vq&z A LE 1928 1 ' Ac ur " pened that during the day every customer to approach twenty-fiftthe proprietor In his casjfc er's stand was a college student and the tray was piled heaping high Now that is a pretty good cause for college education The world Is startled every once ih a while by outstanding acts of ehergy and intelligence displayed by students But In nearly all cases these extraordinary performances ae recorded on occasions when college boys thought they were having fun The lesson to be drawn from this is that employers shduld make their Jobs as much like fjin as possible When this is done there is no limit to the amount bf energy intelligence Industry and ambition that will be brought to bear uponsj the task at hand by the young men and the last century stances i h WHEN SENATOR KING LICKED THE MILITARY Senator King's speech delivered in Ogden Tuesday night reminds us of that old wheeze where one end man in a minstrel show says to his partner: "I heard Senator Sorghum talk last night" "What did he talk about?" asks the partner' "Oh about a half hour" says the end man The senator attempted to ihrill his audience with a dramatic recital of" his heroic deeds in defense of the workingmea which are still unwritten and unsung In fact his story was new! for no one else In the state seems to know anything in their employ j about it He says with his left hand pointing 5 skyward and his PRICELESS STQRY right hand pressed to his bosom: FOR HISTORIANS Oddest of all the stories arising "If you recall years ago there fraud-riddepri was a strike In Carbon county and from Chicago's scandals! elections of mary last Governor Wells sent the military ot&er day on there I went there to protect and spring is that told the witness the stand by one Henry defend the miners I was arrested Watts colored worker for the but I never faltered in standing up n machine I common for the right of people was Watts to vote often and told have done the same for 'plumbers 14 did— he one times in 3ay Then for street car men and striking a of on arrived gang plug uglies miners In the east 1 suggested to scene the mistook and him for a Tresident Wilson the organization worker opposition the for They to of a federal employment agency seized him him over hit the head combat unemployment and aided in knocked him down and picked him getting it established" j How's that for Horatlus at the grievously was After all oyer he hunted it and alone bridge? Single-hande- d the ward boss andl explained up he went down there licked the that a terrible mistakes had been state militia and told them to let made So the ward boss got a docthese poor workingmen alone Then tor to fix him up and handed him he says he was arrested but he 10 to salve his feelings And that leaves out the ' most interesting ended it— except that now he is part of the story He fails to tell spilling the beans j us how many men it took to arrest As a comment on big! city polihim after he had chased the mili- tics this anecdote should be pricetary off the lot Laboring men less to the historians of 50 years should go simply wild over this hence gladiator who according ' to the Congressional RecordJor the past NEIGHBORLY SPIRIT six years voted six limes against ALIVE IN WEBER favorable labor legislation out of Time and time again this newsten opportunities The laboring man paper- has found occasion to comknows his groceries too well to ment favorably upon the neighborswallow Mr King's story of his ly spirit that permeates the farmgreat and valorous deeds ing communities adjoining 'Ogden we have another example of Now from this mein Relaxing tragic he strikes a new and different pose this spirit' to applaud A few weeks ago L JT Earrows and says: West Warren lost everything in of "I am told there are' business firms in Ogden attempting to dic- a' fire that destroyed the family tate and coerce their employes Into dwelling His neighbors have ral' voting the Republican ticket A lied to his belief There! will be a man who tries to buy or force an community party held in the Warother's vote should be branded as a4 ren meeting house on Friday the criminal r receipts from which will be given "I understand votes are urged to Mr Barrows and his family for Mr Wattia because he is a This is fine friendly helpful co Weber county man How can the operation The event goes down governor of a state favor one coun- into the record of fields: harvested n ty over another? If he does he for neighbors fields should be impeached" planted tor widows and unnum Now Isn't that a Ishame and a bered other acts of kindness and scandal? Surely with his Carbon generosity of the same sort d county record a big A small town is one where the champion like Mr King should be able to cqrrect it in the twinkling leading church elder still refuses of an eye Our business men go to believe that the voices coming in over the radio are genuine a limunarmed and we have n Crowe-Thompso- -- if bed-ridde- two-fiste- According to Dr Frederick Til-ne- y professor of neurology at Columbia college and a really scientific man it is hot "thfc passipgj of time-- but unwise living that causes the briih to grow old His address on ""The Agingi of the Human Brain" Interests men past fifty Disease1 'alcohol unwisely used and other foolishness is responsible for tired Inferior old brains Fath er Time is not to blame ! 1 i So I suggest the night off for husbands and wives No human beings no matter how much they love each other can be together continuously without telling each other everything they know and think and feel until Vun out of conversation For proof of this you have only to watch thy a husband aind wife In any plate of amusement At the restaurant they will be sitting up in silence with never a word to say to each other At the theatre they will be reading the program from cover to cover while all around them strangers will be gayly chatting And at home In the evenings there is a silence so dense you eould cut it with a knife until some guest drops in and starts the conversational bail rolling This is not because husbands and wives are not fond of each other It's just because they are fed up on each other's society But let either one of them go away for a few days and when they are reunited they talk their heads ' off v j i ) i New York i3 mildly interested because forty of the poorer class were poisoned by alcohol of a I r deadly kind So I think that the main virtue in the husband and wife taking a China does things on a bigger scale although not with alcohol night eff separately would be that it would give each something fresh make each one a more entertaining companion Christian missionaries in Kansu to talk about-an!" province report more than 2QO00O other Chinese killed in an v uprising of But I certainly think that it would be a highly dangerous Mohammedans in that part of western China proceeding for either husband or wife to have a date with one of the opposite sex Nor is this necessary If you wifl eliminate We have our religious troubles the sex appeal you will find that men prefer the society of men t and prejudices but they are mijd and women that of women compared with those of Asia Those Mohammedans of western China No man really likes to play games with a woman because he feels j killed off at one time enough it ungkllant to beat her and humiliating to be beaten by her No man Chinese to build all the canals and' wants or the stock market with to sports or— business really roads needed in the United States wiimuii vim1 no discuss 1 — u nnt ' lopics iimata women 4 lie mo same vvuiueu wjtii Mohammedans constitute lonly aj n have real heart Interest in bore men to tears and so in every 1 of one-thithe population in hve crowd mixed will see the two sexes drawing into their own separate you Kansu province but they ars savL are flirtatiously minded unloss camps they age fighters Other Mohamme dans Af Khans living in India un The danger to the husband and wife with a member of the der British rule are alia j good opposite sex would be that their "date" would come toi mean fighterp ilf the British would let them they say they would kill something mere than a casual companion He and she would tof the Hindus and make come to represent the holiday the treat the joy time of the slaves jot fhe rest : i week when one slippect'the yoke for a little while and drew a Mohammed's energy survives breath of freedom as against the other six days and nights of work and worry and duty and matrimony Napoleon Bonaparte "opened careers to talent and consequently offer the Inevitable comparison of one who an American girl will marry! the was And the "date" would always pleasant and agreeable and dressed up and powdered and cousin of a king Count Folke IBer puffed and looking his or her best with the companion of one's bosom nadotte who must show-thtoil and strain of the workaday world t The original Bernadottet of Husbands and wives need more liberty but they h&ve to humble French parentage worked be careful not to let it run into license And more than-anhis way up in Napoleon's arny and other people they need to pray to be kept from temptation Bonaparte made him king of Sweden Now' one of his descendants DOROTHY DIX will make! a fine young American girl part of Sweden's HEAR DOROTHY DIX— Do you think if a man and woman do sot love royalty jeach other thattyi live together is any less sin because of the children? Don't you think that in such a case it Is better for thejparents to Hussia with territory resources children aro better off with the mother even though mm lutuxe possibilities ummmea part and that thethem-durinto she has leave the day to make a living for them than is struggling to change some of her to be a them cold in home where the father and mother do reared possibilities into real money and mfor 11 JA 1 4 wisely concentrates on her? mag- uvt lute edcu utaei I am a' young woman not quite in my SOs and have two children nificent oil wells In the next twelve months ttus- - I worked when 1 was living with their father and I work now and can sia will have 12500000 tons of give them every comfort It 1$ I who suffer in this case because it Is mv oil for sale A new pip© line' will nature to be home-JovinI crave to love' and be loved in" return but I enable her Ho put gasoline on Jtank cannot make up my mind that it would be right for me to marry again cents a gallon ships at e°ight uoesnt it take a real mother to smile when Fhe 13 with her children ' when she cquld weep her eyes out? A DESPERATE WIDOW comThat may J petition across the water! But ANSWER: don't sell your oil stocks if Jthey I do not think that a couple have the right to break up a ere the rteht kind Having lack and their children merely because marriage of them oil 'in the ground not have ceased to be sentimentally in love with each other they j It's promises In the air not a case of feeling but of duty We can't control our emotions but we can our actions I I s j I I I i A two-thir- ds j " I fc e I ! wsell-behav- ed f v g 1 I create-interestin- half-orpha- n i In Politics No power of the will can force a woman to' thrill at the touch of a man after she becomes disillusioned with him nor to see the fair nrinrp of her girlish dreams In a husband who proves to be a dull and common The Associated Press) place individual but she can still stand at her post and keep her home (By NEWARK N J—Smithi jsaid fires burning if ho is good and honest and faithful and a loving father to his children Hoover's proposal for extra session to deal with farm relief "seems to be a surrender for But if the man falls as husband and father and If after do- j the purpose of getting votes"1 he Ing her best the woman finds It Impossible to get along with promised labor regarding injuncand if the home atmosphere Is one of strife then certainly j him tions in labor disputes that! "defIt is better for the children for her to take them and go where inite remedy by law" would be prothey can Ifve In peace vided If elected charged Republicans with attempting to i Certainly the life of the woman who has two little children the people on farm relief j'fool" labor on her for Riinnnrt la hort tarifr prohibition and various other issues again For there are even fewer men who are good stepfathers than ana the woman ho is torn mto ewe nuuiBu wuu are gooa stepmoiners wrVin WASHINGTON — Hoover en- between her husband and hp rhiiron v v went unsucatcu set tvnm trains late today for California by a man who resents having to support them drinks the last drop of confident of Republican victory tiio u'ucicsi uuy mai is ever pressed to a woman s lips i t I humanilty is supporting Hoover because of his advanced views on social problems and his belief in collective bargaining and in industrial democracy 1 f Senator :Norris of Nebraska however who has just bolted the Hoover-Curti- s ticket declares that "for a progressive there Is no other place to land than the Smith camp" and he further asserts that Hoovers position on water power constitutes a repudiation of the whole group of progressive senators including Senator Borah who Is actively campaigning for Hoover And forty members of the Harvard sign a statement declaring that Hoover's campaign speecheafhavefaculty been reactionary and lacking In candor and that liberals must support Smith because of the progressive positions he has taken on major issues of the Hadley President emeritus of Thlel Ulsagreeing fK Angell his successor says that Hoover in the present campaign does not represent the cause of constructive liberalism Where learned tmen and authorities on the social sciences diverge so widely in applying tests for and definitions of and what is thaaverage voter who Is not liberalism in deeply versed sociology economics history and political science to thinklHe will conclude doubtless that he must rely on his own judgment and experience and vote as he feels Even men of science have their prejudices and fixed opinions They do hot know where in their mental processes science stops and bias begins to operate and obscure their judgment Learned men are after all merely human Kfr pro-gresslvi- s we find a place where there Is food enough" replied Happy Jack Rusty rubbed hitf1 nose thoughtfully "That isn't a bad idea" said he "I've thought of it myself The trouble is I don't know where to move to" Happy Jack fluffed out his big gray tail "I know where I'm going to move to" said he "Where?" demanded Rusty' "I'm going to niove over into Farmer Brown's dooryard"' replied Happy Jack "There is always food around Farmer Brown's house Farmer Brown's Boy won't let me starve I don't like to leave the Green Forest but I've just got to do it" "Where are you going to make there?" demanded your home-ove- r Rusty "I'll find a place somewhere" said Happy Jack "Yes' sir I'll find a place somewhere Perhaps I can get into the barn I've got a good set of teeth and I guessr I can get in somewhere" ' Rusty shook his head "I'm go ing farther than that" said he "I'm going to make a long journey I'm going to keep going until I find a place where there's plenty to eat I'm going: to move along south I ffuess I can pick up enough to eat day by day as I go along and some day 111 find a place where I can find enough to store up' for the rest of the winter Goodbye Happy Jack" "Do you mean you are going to start right now?" demanded Happy "That's what I mean Goodbye J" cried Rusty and was gone "Well" said Happy Jack to him self "Rusty certainly knows his own mind It didn't take him Jong to make up his mind what to do I'll follow his example I'll go right straight up to Farmer Rrown's" So Happy Jack started for the edge of the Green Forest where It joins the Old Orchard It occurred to him that he might find a good home in the Old Orchard He had lived there once before When he reached the Old Orchard he went straight to where his former home was It was no longer there The hole had been filled up for Farmer Brown and Farmer Brown's Boy had been cleaning up old trees in the Old Orchard cut- - I f FASHION PLAQUE —I— 20 J 4 i- rT Vrom Our Files ' Election day wag on The streets were muddy and some of ' the icars carrying: voters to the polls! got mired Le3 than half ' of those qualified had voted by 3 p mj Till Special police were appointed for Saloons were tightly closed 9 T (H the day Thirty soldiers en route to Fort Yellowstone passed through Ogden Just j coming from! Fort Apache in Arizona they were shlv ering with the cold " i A marriage license was granted to Xephl H Manning of Slatervllle This nertv type of pull-o- n glove and Florence E- Barker of North designed iby Worth in black and Ogden white kid for suede in solid coloring Judge A G Horn was injured in an automobile accident In £alt ting awayf the dead wood and fill- (Lake The ca In which He was rid ing up the holet m the roa ing nit a pile or rocica "Huhl"i exclaimed Happy Jack hear D & R G depot there the "I guess X'll have to hunt around and was tipped over u a bit " And this he began to do at once j He waa more worried Traveling" Freight Agent P H than he would admit It hadn't Cook haa returned rom a trip to occurred jto him that he wouldn't Ely Nevtj A- :f find thatj old hollow tree that he had used before From tree to tree The city council met with nine Happy Jack wrent Nowhere waa members present On motion of there a place for the homo of a councilman Feery the payroll for - ij I! - " j ! i That Is nowhere was the Squirrel amounting to ?1$0074 there a hole In a tree'big enough was month allowed t for a rrel Squ (Copyright 192 S by T W Bur 1NK TO NEW YORK- Nov 1— (AP- )Ivy Lee publicity expert has made The nect ' story: "Thoughtful public the tet of a treaty whereby Farmer Birown'a Boy" France Spain Greece Hungary Italy Luxemburg Portugal and TO MOVE TRIBESMEN1 Tunis agree to establish an "office In Paris to promote the teale of wine' MOSCOW Nov 1— (AP)--T- en families o various tribes living be- throughout the world! He'' said yond the j polar circle are to be he obtained the information from brought to the zoological garden the files of the leaguej of nations with reindeer dogs and other posTh original or wild forms of sessions fThey will be taught reading and waiting and must give rides citrus fruits have never been disto visiting children covered by botanists gess) - icon-gressio- i I — iSIOTJX FALLS S 111— Frank OREGON President Angell ofYale university formerly of the University of Chicago a progressive thinker of eminence agrees with Mr Hughes He says in & public statement that Hoover "is a true liberal and fitted beyond all other men of this for the presidency" Miss Jane Addams head of Hull Housegeneration famous for her work in internationally the cause of j j D — $irt!s i Pf " DOROTHY DIX 1 - HEAR MISS DIX — I have been married a little more than a year and £Ind that wfaen my husband and I have a spat I have to do all the making up and apologize all over the place even when he Is in fault Otherwise he poats and sulks I am sick of always being the goat What shall I do? m nfnq- - T ANSWER: Weil the easiest wav cut ! to keen ak Uhk u i will save time and wear and tear on your and nerves temper just to kiss and make it up instead Of fighting it out s dent" s — i rd i j WHAT IS PROGRESSIVISM? (Chicago Daily News) "If I were asked to name the man who In my judgment 13 the leading progressive of our day" said Charles 15 Hughes in his speech for Hoover in Chicago "I should name the Republican candidate for presi- to-th- d suggested establishment of interstate marketing corporation as farm remedy only ited number of officers on the poEVANSVILLE Ind — Robinson If Lindy does much more game lice and sheriff's forces It would killing from airplanes he may find asserted Democratic immigration would admit less foreigners only be part of a day's work for himself In dutch with the game plan than Republican plan and would him to wallop these Ogden business protective associations ' treat all countj-iemore fairly Q pinions of the Press - I ii low-de- n announced 'Intended make no statement on ' presidential j cam tr— AffPT nit whofv Anaa f n t m i woman nas to Keep the ' nrviy paign If s it in the home and let her husband blame his peate kept faults on her and hold ma iiu3Litnc3 rir hpr — nnntiMa NEW YORK — Raskob (made she wise wiie jtue is who lets him save his face that way and who isn't too proud to public letter to Work enclosing doc — -— ument which he charged eh owed ' UUKUTni JJlA f UU IDl fSBl 11 direct connection between Repub(Copyright by Public Ledger) lican campaign officials and! pamphlets attacking Smith on religious j grounds PASSAIC — Senator Moses j warned Democratic tariff revision would be dangerous to textile indujstry HAPPY JACK DECIDES TO : 1 ST LOUIS— Senator Reedj DemMOVE I ocrat Missouri asserted Hoover "subservient! to British governBy Thornton W Burgess ment during and after war! an: open Who Eeeketh with ' 'i CHICAGO! — James W Good mind Awestern Hoover manager chafged reward will just surely ' - J Ifind Senator Reed Missouri with jdis- — noover lorxion oi record Happy Jack Squirrel NASHUA N II —Senator Brous- Happy Jack the firrav sdulrrol sard Louisiana predicted - entire was feeling- very unhappy He was south support Smith ' unhappy because he was worried Here was winter coming on and It YE BY MISTAKE r although he had done his best he had very little food laid unj Yn NEW YOniC Nov 1— A) Alexander Jerome seaman need- see there waa a shortage of nuts ed a suitcase and bought onei for and acorns So he and Rusty the Fox Squirrel were $2 at' art auction of unclaimed seaforward men's bfelonetngs held by tile fed to a hard winter looking He t n dnlithniit 'l don't know What eral shipping commissioner I'm poing to move found therein five bottles of pre-wit" said Happy Jack "L don't see "I know ' Mhcre said lie to" rye His delight was such thAt a how we are going to live here poscustoms agent took a peek! The sibly There certainly will not be to me that there is only one thing bottles were eeized Jerome! got any more food in the wlnteir than to do" back his $2 although he Wanted mere is now As a matter of fact "What is that?" his ?5 per bottle Then the bast was there will be Ices We'll starve be cousin Rusty the FoxInquired Squirrel sold for l§c cents fore the winter's over It eecms Move and keep moving until : j " Burgess Bedtime Stories i j ! ' ! ' f 1 r ASTER AIl No Place Like Home No matter where one goes— on a visit an Wt-i- n a picnic a trip— there's always a 'joy arid delight in the cdming back HOME— where one finds freedom in the complete relaxation" that is there — rest and contentment — pleasure k in'the things that! are loved and arc familiarly friendly! Yes it is truth and not fiction-the- re Jsno place indeed quite so near and so dear as one's HOME— provided thjit Home is what it should be — comfortable restful convenient beautiful! Such aj home should be the aim of eycry family! j " ar Is EVERYTHING FOR THE HOME |