Show how the cured the dutch mans ans dog of stealing sheep abner was a quiet peaceable sort of a yankee who lived on the same farm on which his father had lived before him and was generally considered a pretty cute sort of a fellow now it so happened that one of neighbors bors sold a farm to a tolerably green looking specimen of a dutchman one of the real unintelligent sort von alom Sch lopsh had a dog accustomed to obtain his dinners from the neighbors sheepfold sheep fold when alien abner discovered this propensity in the canine department of the Dutch mans family he called over to his now neighbors ll 11 to enter complaint which mission he ae accomplished e in the best natured naf cured manner in the world well von your dog Blit zens been killing my sheep ya dat is baoe bace bad he ish von goot tog ya dat ish bad sartin its bad an have to stop lim im 3 ya dat ish all as goot but ich weis I 1 that you say he was nicked wall now look here old fellow no use crop lim im out the tail off close chock up to his rump cure him vot is datil dat exclaimed the dutchman while a faint ray of intelligence crept over his features ya qa dat is goot dat cure von he sartain it will hell never touch sheep meat again again in in the world said abner gravely den come mit me he von in mighty ight agoot goot too tog ZO all the way from Yarri carmany Yar many iny I 1 not ta take e von five dollar but come mit me and hold his tail eh p ich prop crop him off I 1 sartain said abner til hold his tail if you want me tow tew but you must cut it up close ya dat ish right ich make lim im von goot tog there blitzen blitzen come right here you yon von sheep steal rash cull call I 1 chop your tail in von two pieces the dog obeyed the summons and his master tied his feet fore and aft for fear of accident and placing the tail in the yankees hand requested him to lay it across a large stick of wood chock up said abner 1 as he drew the but of the tail over I 1 the log ya dat ish right now you von tarn tam sheep I 1 learns you yon better luck said von alom Sch Seb lopsh as he raised the ax it descended and as it did so BO abner with characteristic presence cresence of mind gave a sudden jerk and brought Blit zens neck over the log and the head rolled over the side wall I 1 scowl said abner with apparent astonishment as he dropped the headless trunk of the dog that was a beetle to closed close mine cot cota exclaimed the Di dutchman Achman you cut lim im off de wrong endal end oin cin nona just about right keep good natured and keep the dogs and wolves from killing 0 the sheep for we want all the wool to make stockings mars I 1 and cly clothing thing and soon our large factories will be standing still it if they cant get the wool ed news |