Show f I 1 iii air I 1 1 v r t aenas T I 1 1 I 1 the te art india papers tell of a hail boil storm I 1 nar bangalore in may last when some of the stones were as big as pump tins and one measured four feet by three ane hour bour lost in tb tha 3 in orning morning by by laying in in a bed willmut will put back all the business of the day ono one hour gained by rising early is worth one month of labor in a year good but we hope it dont mean any insinuations ed news V one hole in the fence will cost ten times as much as it will do to fix it at once oo one diseased sheep will spoil a flock one ohe unruly animal will teach all others in company bad tricks and the bible says oue one sinner ginner destroys much good I 1 one drunkard will keep a family poor and make them miserable one wife that is always tolling telling how fine her neighbor dresses di esses and how little she can gets get will look looi plea pleasanter santer if she talks about something dase ase one husband who is penurious and I 1 lazy az y and his family of necessary comforts such As their neighbors enjoy is is not as desirable a husband as he ought to be one good newspaper is one good thing in in every family when one sees a cami family 1 of children going ing to ic school hoolin in clean and w well mended cl clothing it tells a great deal in favor of their mother one aught vouch that those children learn some valuable lessons at home whatever they may be taught at school can he whose soul yearns for the immortality af heaven beaven ever be given up to despair here beyond tumultuous billows and over mountains wrab wrapped ped in elboom is there not a light stirring to I 1 meer cheer the pilgrim and the wayfarer love not your children unequally or if you so do show it not lost lest you make the one proud the other envious and both foolish if nature has made a difference it is the part of the tender parent to help the weakest good temper is like a sunny day it sheds a brightness over every thing it is the sweetener of yil toil and the soother of disquietude I 1 A countryman applied to a solicitor for legal advice atter aher detailing the circumstances of the case he was asked if he had stated the facts as they had occurred ohl oh ah sir rejoined he f 1 I thought it better to tell you the plain truth you can put the lies to it yourself THE tem BEST JUDGE A judge and a joking lawyer were conversing about the doctrine of the transmigration roa of the souls of men into ani mals mala now said the judge suppose you and I 1 were into a horse and an ass which 0 would yo yon 4 prefer to be f the alsto be sure replied the lawyer why asked the judge because 1 was the reply 1 ai I have heard of an ass as being a judge z but ol of an horse never I 1 A WASH WARM SALUTE A harrisburg paper gives the following case of absence of mind A girl who was wag one 0 o our first arat loves was one night lighting us out oat after having passed a delightful evening aai d 1 in in bashful trepidation she blew us oat of mb door and drew the candle behind the door and kissed it I 1 I 1 I 1 USE or OF LANGUAGE what does cleave mean paga papa 7 it means to unite together I 1 jg does john unite wood when he cleaves it F 1 hearil He iril well dont ask so many foolish ques L 11 I 1 f thild hild 11 1 1 1 A curious and laughable exhibition at the london is a bedstead containing a spring pr i g in the which being beahe set at a certain boari wakes the sleeper by turning him straight ever on the floor I 1 I 1 alleq AH 1 the lazy folks ought to have one ed 1 11 j I 1 I 1 coinage Ce ingo of gold at the philadelphia mint for 1 tax six mouths months past I 1 I 1 HOBNOBS or OF heathenism polygamy prevails b n zealand and a chief with wit ten wives wives 1 was K I 1 told that he could not get baptized unless he 1 1 1 confined himself to one at the end of about jayo hj douthe months he repaired to the nearest mission tj arya al rya and aua stated seated that he had got tid rid of nine k have you done was natural interrogation 1 I have eaten them was I 1 I 1 the ahe anh unhesitating hesitating esi tating re reply ply 14 did the missionary tho taught him take a I 1 halwe ab with him while fools teach fools from whence shall wisdom spring A tad d 1 I 1 one of the most singular mechanical I 1 e ch ha inventions d displayed asp ayed at the worlds world 8 thris the model of a man by y count danin it xer represents eserts the 6 figure gure of a man five feet high in in M I ahe t h proportion of the apollo and from that 1 size the figure can be increased in all its com I 1 to io six feet eight niches inches it is intended to facilitate the clothing of an army and it is so 80 ingenious that the emperor pardoned and recal recalled led count danin who is a pole on this result of many years labor the I 1 gumbei aum bei of 4 pieces composing this model is beey GOOD when tuy iny wife was ver very y sick 1 I called an allopathic physician and she got no better I 1 then called a homoeopathic and she tended mended a little 5 one ofie day he broke his I 1 leg eg I 1 1 a and come at 4 all then she got well I 1 1 1 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 J I 1 ta t B RALF jmj 0 j friend how does your match with julia speed cc halt half concluded on 11 he dear N I 1 the man tins this time was very right for he I 1 indeed aas nondous won dous Was wiling but not she 1 1 11 I 1 I 1 1 A LOVING WIPE WIFE jae iak 4 sake jake had a jealous dmd she dealt her smiles about to all mankind P 9 tia uin U all in compliment to you my jake 1 only bly lovi lo veGie the sex for thy dear sake sae 21 I 1 r tara ahas has been on a political crisis the I 1 bachas als tower power was tottering and his successor I 1 ws w ap already talked 1 of the president aas issued orders to the military commanders pom manders 6 on the frontier to prevent the of mexico by american citizens 1 I 1 baie Dat estrom am the eity city of mexico to ath oe oct t 1 state the affairs of the mexican government con continue in the greatest confusion sevi 11 erali ineffectual attempts had been made to form I 1 a 1 new cabinet the cholera was committing dreadful ravages at guadalajara sixteen 1 armed ap americans ie ricans who had landed secretly at 4 maitlan Ma atlan have been made prisoners I 1 the treasury is at its lowest ebb the gov 11 I 1 resources axe are almost annihilated I 1 I 1 |