Show THE OGDEN STAND 4 the wheel McAndrew has been placed in a position where he can hare ten times more influence on the teaching ot history than he ever had in the Chicago schools He has been retained by the Century company as editor of its histories This Is really delightful Mayor Thompson won the battle on his own front but succeeded only in driving his enemy Into a position far more influential For a man who is trying to make all history books agree with his own flamboyant views this must be a rather tasteless pill The Ogden Standard-Examin- er PUBLISHING COMPANY U Eldredge Jr A L Glasmann J PublUhcra An Independent Newpaper Published every evening and Sunday morning without a muzzle or a club Matter at Entered as Second-clas- s the Postoff ice Ogden Utah "" Established 1879 SUBSCRIPTION PRICES Delivered by carrier one month 75c By mail In advance In Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming $195 Three months! L $360 Six months One year $700 All Other states $100 a month $1200 i one year Member of The Associated Press Consolidated Press NEA Service and a g cj The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of any news credited to It not other-wis- e credited In this paper and also the ' local news published herein in H OU Dead 80 Minutes Don't Start Too Soon Birds Sing on Sunday The little Man n GROCER'S ADVICE TO FARMERS 1928 SHERIFF HELEN When Mrs Helen Dolder was named successor to her late husband as sheriff of Dekalb county Illinois she announced she would attend to the jail and let a couple of deputies do the outside jobs such as raiding and arresting and all that "And attend to the jail she has —with a vengeance Mrs Dolcfer announced too right oft the bat that the' prisoners would have good food-- good and wholesome The first iight she was sheriff the menu at the Sycamore jail consisted mainly of mushj It was calledf "golden grain" but it was just mush Prisoners of course have a right to expect something a little better than mush Prisoners are people in the public eye they are mostly men who jbave done things and when they go to jail they expect to be treated fwell Mrs Dolder had said there Would he good food and here it was —mush! It didn't look a bit like pate de foie gras or frog legs or pie a la mode It was mush Well there had been a lot of talk about petticoat rule but they would see about this They wouldn't eat mush it they were jailed there a thousand years Flatly they refused "All right boys" was all Mrs Dolder had to impart "You can either eat that mush or go back to your cells with nothing at all Well ther didn't know about that either They wouldn't eat the mush and they wouldn't go back to their cells Nowjwhat was the new' lady sheriff going to do about that? The new lady sheriff of Dekalb county wasn't long in deciding what she was going to dp about that Retiring for just a few moments she returned with a fire hose She gave the word Swish! went the water and in less time than you could - say "mush" the boys had "mushed" back to their cells every man jack of them ': The next night mush was served for dinner and they did eat Here was a ladr sheriff who took the temper ou of her prisoners' temperament ip short order and didn't need any help either There are a few women perhaps who have uf fered the male grouch at the dinner table and who will cheer MrsJDolder and her fire hose to the echo — Commissioner Fred E" Williams in Wednesday's sessions of the "Utah Farm bureau convention but as propaganda in favor of farm organizations it was as effective as any of the longer messages Commissioner Williams is a grocer He frankly told "the farmers that the grocer had all the best of it in dealing with the growers because of the j growers' lack of or" ganization A farmer comes to town with a load of produce He goes to the grocer and asks the grocer how much the grocer is paying for such "produce today The grocer names the price and iusually thet armer acj cepts Then the farmer in turn buys a sack of flour The grocer does not ask the farmer how much he Is paying for flour today The grocer himself fixes the price the farmer shall pay The time fs approaching however when tljje farmer will set his own price Organized growers are doing it pretty much in the sugar The surand canning lindustries mill-stcn- e is the plus "production around the farmer's neck That's why there is so much agitation for legislation designed to handle the surplus CITY STADIUM COSTS COMPARED Perhaps the moBt striking feature about the tentative plan approved for providing! Ogden with a stadium is the modestry Tof the figure Bet forth as the) probable cost of the structure The city commission Was told thatithe cost will range between $4500 jand $60600 Turning th pages of a magazine we find an article on the municipal stadium in T6rre iHaute Ind Terre Haute Is a city with a population of less than seventy thousand yet it built a stadium costing ?400000 Terre Haute sems to be satisfied with Its expenditure for the article is written by the secretary of the chamber of commerce and he writes in a manner to indicate the community is more than satisfied is worth that its big expenditure " ' while The! plans if or Ogden's proposed Etadium have! been worked out-witevidence of good sense and business Judgment If Ogden is to have a stadium it jls difficult to see how a satisfactory one could be obtained f for less thaij the figure estimated in the plan jindorsed by the city If Terre Haute can finance a $400-00- 0 stadium and be pleased over the situation Ogden citizens if they will it can find a way to finance a $60)00 project Odds and Ends ! h EXPERTS AND THE HICKMAN TRIAL William Edward Hickman criminal who kidnaped a little girl killed her cut the body to pieces and! then returned the piti ful remains to the distracted father lor $1500 gqeS'to trial in Los An geles Hickman pleads that he is not guilty by reason of insanity so the nation will be entertained by the testimony of two- - groups of learned men who dangle long degrees after their names i One groupj placed on the stand as witnesses by the defense will testify that Hickman is insane and they will give solemn answers to this effect alter lengthy hypothetical questions are put to them by attorneys for the slayer The other group just as solemnly will swear that in their expert opinion Hickman Is entirely sane After all s said and done this system impresses the layman as lie1 ing about as sensible as if the law yers for the j defense placed- six jur ors in the bpx who they know will return a verdict of not guilty and the prosecution put in another six who they know will vote for convic v j tion ld ' j - THE AUTOMOBILE TAX If current reports are to be credited the state is losing thousands of dollars through the of taxes on automobiles Those who do not voluntarily pay are besieged implored and labored with by the tax collectors It Is safe to say that in most cases the costs of collection by this method exceed the amount of revenue pro : ! duced This condition has brought about and stimiilated an agitation for payment of automobile taxes before the issuance of licenses This seems only consistent If the owner were required tp produce his tax receipt before her is granted a license it would do faway with" a great deal of the cumbersome and expensive machinery now being employed to collect delinquent automobile taxes It would correct the evil at the very source and would add thou sands of dollars to the public treas ury that is now being—lost through loose dilatory tactics an inherent weakness in our present system Then iff an automobile bore no license plate it- - wOtild be prima facie evidence that the tax was not paid The automobile could be made subject to confiscation to be returned only upon the payment of the tax the license and an ad ditional fee as charges for getting the money This would place power in the hands of the local authorities to plug all loopholes of escape Know ing this Mr Automobile Owner would promptly pay his tax at the beginning of th'e year secure his license and go merrily on his way and the money would be in the public treasury Attempt' was made at the last legislature! to introduce a bill that covered the essential features 6f this proposition but it failed of passage This however has only increased i the determination of those who are dealing intimately with automobile tax collection to place sucl a law upon the statute books as being fair just and neces sary —Utah Taxpayer non-collecti- -- on (Copyright Michael J Hinch 18 years old touched a live wire carrying 6000 volts and according to doctors was "dead for half an hour" Quick action by firemen brought the boy back to life At first his mind wandered Then he recognized friends knew his own name who he was and what he had been doing in the previous 18 years The question arises does the same thing happen to all of us after we have been dead a long time perhaps as one earnest clergyman suggests as long as a billion years waiting for the world to end and Gabriel to summon us? - William McAndrew recently lost his job as superintendent of schools in Chicago because Mayor Thomp son didn't like his attitude oh his tory - But now by an ironic turn of -- BALM eES AMP THE ONLY REMEDY FOR A LAZY SON WHO WONT WORK HELPING A TWENTY-YEARS-ARRIED WIFE SQUARE THE ETERNAL TRIANGLE POOR WIDOWER WITH SIX A CHILDREN WHO ONLY ASKS FOR A PERp ' FECTWIFE WITH A FORTUNE Tb MV FRACTLlREP OY MV VESTS RPAVT MARTHA AlP I WEReTXLVlMQ AMP ABolVT VoU t lS-- T PEPALS A VUrUCtf MARTHA VaiLL-WlldW- C WQRRVirJ3 "THAT Vod MiaKT" MoT" VISrf How much should we expect of our son and DEAR DOROTHY DIX— muchishould we do for him? Ha would not go to school onlv as long as the law compelled him to Said he wanted to work but now will only work half time and lays around on us the remainder of the time He pays no board nothing for his washing ironing and mending which I do His father is 50 years old a poor man who works seven nights a week and part daytime in order to support his family of five children and I feel that it is not right tbat i this boy should not help some Can anything ds aone wun nimi Are we upnoiamg him in laziness? Should we compel him to help us' AT OUR WITS END some? — '— s Answer: You are certainly aiding and abet- ting your son in his triflingnets You should realize that at 18 his habits are being formed and that If you permit him to Idle now and graft his living off r you that you will make a loafer for f liim tvtnet lwm haW IllWVt Aun llufnrr t fcl flWMVM hAm MVIIIW HIIVI malf IHHrW aiiw W y HIIU llllll that you will not give him another night's shelter or another day's food and that he must either work or starve I Saint &° Sinner Today's Radio MOUNTAIN TIME TOURIST WHO HASN'T SEEN SENATOR WARREN i CLIMB STIRS HAS MISSED INTTJl-ESTINSCENE — KEN- DRICK ALSO FROM i G WYOMING By RODNEY DUTCHER NjlA Servl!e Writer Jan 26 — Some of the mbst jremarkable sights of the natiofial capital are hot available to the profane eyeSj of the casual tourist Ohe such sight is that of the venerable Senator Francis Emory Warren of jWyoming WASHINGTON er I Senator! John R Kendrick a Dem ocrat which Warren isn't also grew up with Wyoming moving there frdm Texas about I ten years after Warren and ialso engaging in stock 'growing Thirteen years younger than Warren who was of the territorial senate president! Kendrick held office in 1873-7- 4 first in 1910 wheh he w&s elected to tho state senate! He moved rap idly however becoming governor in 1914 and a senatcr inf 1317 j With only a little more than 200000 population Wyoming is able to let a goodi man rise rapid ( From Our Files Charles J Webber young Chica go inventor believes he has solved the problem of perpetual motion by a machine operated By tne weight of steel balls Gladys Vanderbilt daughter of - Mrs Cornelius Vanderbilt was married in New York to Count Las-zl- o young Hungarian Szechenyi nobleman Police had to keep the crowds back Cholera has developed among hogs near Pleasant View and stringent measures are to be taKen to wipe out the disease Manager R A Grant of the Grand theatre has purchased the leases of the Considine people" on the Utahna and Lyric theatres here Business conditions in Ogden so far this month have been reported above the average John A Stimpson is confined to his home with pneumonia which he contracted two days ago Bishop Spalding of the Episcopal church is in Ogden to attend the dedicatory services tonight in the new Church of the Good Shepherd Engineer Benjamin Gutting in pulling Overland charge of engine Limited No 1 was instantly killed near Morgan when he was struck by a steel frame work of a bridge over the Weber river Professor Henry Carmichael of Boston president of the American Chemical company is in Ogden with plans to build a large chem ical plant here ELECTRIC CELL SUPERSENSITIVE EAST ty By ANNE AUSTIN Bob waiting with drawn face and blue eyes outside the operating room fell upon rubber-glove- d the white-coate- d doctor as soon as the door opened Tell me doctor! Don t waste words trying to break it gently! For God s sake what's the matter with my wife? Will there have' to be an operation?" "Operation?" Dr King raised astonished white eyebrows then chucburst into a kle of genuine mirth ' v Who said anything about an operation young man? The only thing that alls your wife Is that she's going to — have a baby Bob grinned foolishly then passed a hand over his dazed eyes 'But doctor are you sure? I don't see how it could be— ?" We've been hoping and praying for a baby but —" "'I know I know!" Dr King Interrupted jovially "Nature plays tricks on women sometimes for nature being a female goddess No doubt about likes surprises it Hathaway You're going to be a father if you take good care of your wife: Her condition explains a lot that's been puzzling me about her case Women are apt to cut up funny didoes when a baby's on the way You never can tell how a highstrung woman will react—" Bob repeated "Highstrung? still dazed "But Faith s not a highstrung woman doctor She's the most serene girl I ever knew If it were Cherry I'd —" you but Faith agree with "Your sister-in-laisn't half as highstrung and nervous as your wife" Dr King said with sudden "You drop into my seriousness office sometime when you're in Darrow: and let me tell you a few things for your own good and for your wife's protection Hathaway But I might as well tell you right now that Mrs Hathaway is a bun dle of nerves under that calm ex terior of hers Of course she has not been so calm since I knew her but I can guess I know her type blows up every "?our sister-in-latime she gets up a pound of steam and you deduce from her many ex plosions that she's highstrung Your wife bottles It up and seethes and boils Inside Some times the lid bloWs off and she goes to pieces This time she had amnesia but you can take my word for it that her collapse was largely due to her condition which she didn't suspect She's as much surprised as you are" Bob paused only to wring the doctor's hand then sprinted for the elevator his handsome young face so glorified with joy that two nurses nudged each other and gig gled In her bed again Faith lay with her hands clasped over her heart whlch was racing with joy The perfect solution" she told herself with prayerful gratitude "Since I'm going to have a baby of my own I can convince Cherry that I can live without her baby and she will be free to marry Nils" The door opened and Faith ex pecting Bob was extending her arms in welcome when she saw that her visitor was Cherry a pale Cherry with circles under her lus treless golden eyes "I've written Nils his answer darling I've told him that I can't marry him because I don't love him It was the truth too Cherry lied valiantly "I'm always getting excitedover some man or other and then losing interest fear-darken- Great Britain is "watching the hiking uripstairs Senator Warren United States carefully suspecting is nearly jg4 years old He became bowleggea through plenty of horsean American challenge for world back hidijpg and still is His legs supremacy" to carry This cduntry doesn't particularly have a powerful frame dotes not use Yet Senator Warren want any world supremacy Plenty of room plenty to do on these two the capitol elevators - There are 34 steep marble steps 14 the priBut if any- vate American continents leading to f he senate body must have world supremacy floor stairtease froifx the office of the approwhy not the United States? This is priations committee of which Wara real empire and will last ren is chairman arid up these goes wfhenever lie transfers from The Emperor of Japan sets an Warren one scene) of activities to the other — example in economy carries a $5 One dajy a couple of senators watch cultivates his own rice more youthful dashed up! the stairs his would field That surprise which should have) left Vfarreii far miThat behind put according to eye witkado by lifting a finger could nesses Wjarren scampered right up chop off anybody's head and he behind thjem and finished? only four did ?' steps behind Some day we'll get Warren to Japanese discover that western talk about himself! Romance He methods bring in western agitation was bornjin Hinsdale Mass served Politics in Japan is divided into in the 49th Massachusetts infantry eight parties now Including four in the Civil war received a conThat calls for gressional medal for gallantry at labor parties the siege jof Fort Hudson! moved to thought we haven t even one labor Here party and worry about bolshevism real estatf became a legislator pol- nician iijiayor ieriiioiiai ireasur first state governor and sen cr' ator— grejw up with Wyoming 20 Years Ago 1 1 '' w sf He won't starve When the pinch of hunger comes the laziest go to work They may hate labor but it is not so unpleasant as sleeping on a i beach and ging without food So long is your son knows that he is sure of three square meals a day! and a cojnfortable bed and mother to do his washing and patching he will work (only enough to get sufficient money to pay for his amusements But if he has to pay for his own board and keep and laundry he will have to jwork all the time Needs must when the devil drives p OGDEN— i j The only remedy for this is a dras- tis on that few parents have the nerve to apply to their children It i to throw the boy out on his own Have a serious talk with hlmj not In anger sut quietly and determinedly and tell mmA Ym j Banking gentlemen tell the little man not to invest in stocks or even bonds but put his money in savings banks That reminds you of the little boy who' didn't want his sister to He kill the big bluebottle fly wanted to kill it If bonds and stocks industrial and others yield profits good for big concerns why not give the little man a chance? How many millions have Frederick H Ecker of the Metropolitan Life company President Mitchell of the National City bank Presi dent Gianinni of the Bank-oItaly and Bancitaly corporation and dozens of others made for their stockholders by wise bond and stock investments? Mr Mitchell made millions for his bank buying government bonds below par when little people were unloading them Why not a committee of honest financiers to tell the little people what to buy safely life of him xia ahxouoq on Sunday and could not sing if the Lord did not approve? Are they wicked? si i TtDRflRP EdSUUdP To VEST rC BAP PAIL 2 — MO£ ARS ATfeSA--T that Pittsburg judge decides orchestra Pittsburg's symphony may give concerts on Sunday although the Allegheny County Sabbath association calls the concerts wicked What about the birds that sing super-sensitivi- c H3APYoU Dorothy Dix's Letter Box Governor Among Democrats Smith of New York is the favorite by a big majority Friends of Secretary Hoover should not start their race too early Many a man has won three quarters of a race with ease but not the last quarter" -- " UiRATPEP Young gentlemen of Yale vote for Secretary Hoover for president in 1928 The young men reflect without knowing it opinions of their fathers and older men - M'ANDREW HAS LAUGH ON BILL Tbo-- T 2 by the Star Co) PITTSBURG Pa — (By The Associated Press) —A photo electric cell twelve times as sensi tive as the best now in use has been perfected by the Westing house Electric and Manufacturing PREDICTS WORLD'S END primarily for its expert NEW YORK Jan-- 26— (By The company with talking motion picAssociated Press) — Glenn Voliva ments wno is bouna east on a voyage tures Tubes of this type are used figures that this flat earth will in the projection of talking movies come to an end in 1935 He does that record both voice and picture it by arithmetic from the number on a film Vladimar ' Zworykin research of stones in the great pyramid And to show how good he is at figuring engineer who has developed the he says that 22 years ago he had cell says its leading feature is its 83 cents Now he's worth $7000- - constancy for it has been designed 000 art? to last indefinitely Three thou sand hours is the maximum life of most photo-cel- ls but Mr ZworyBUYS LIFE ANNUITY WICHITA Kan Jan 26— (By kin asserts that the new one will v give far longer service Its action The Associated Tress) — W Watson $0 has paid an insurance is virtually independent of voltage Is obtained The company $100000 on condition that it pay him $1500 a month as long f by coating the Inside of the glass as he lives He expects to doubl tube with an improved light-sennis money or oe even m s years tire" substance that permits the eel! ana then maker r prof Itof - $50 to react" to Infinitesimal changes In day raaiauon - To A 6rT Yoti By AHERN By ARTHUR BRISBANE WOMEN CHEER FOR Call 252 for All Departments R OUR BOARDING HOUSE -- j THURSDAY EVENING JANUARY 26 1928 AR0-EXAMINE- ly ' The word senator comes from a Latin word meaning olditimers or somethirig of the sort They make senators lyounger how but there are qult4 a few ancienti old coots in the ubper house — and in the cabinet ls well Mellon i being 72 Kellogg 71 New 69 and Work 68 Warren is the oldest senator Mar tin Maddien chairman of j the house appropriations committee is 72 but the Major Charles MI Stedman oiaesi man on vjapnoi xiiu is s Senatojr Simmons of North Car olina mlinority leader on the fi nance committee !fand active head of the Democratic organization in his state is 74 SJ is hisj colleague Lee Overman Cttrtia of j Kansas is 68 and looks and acts at least 10 years younger being neither too old to lead pis party on the" floor nor to announce a presidential candi dacy Qillett of Massachusetts and Ferris ojf Michigan are well started in their seventies so! are other members of the two houses Quite a number are in their late sixties fl c What fare we gding to do with President Coolidge who will be less than 57 (years old when he leaves the White House a year from next Marcn ana wno :is in excellent health? j One naturally thinks of the supreme court where the only now funcother Hying tions bit would Coolidge be content merely to be an associate justice? And would one of the present associate justices die br resign at or abjout thet right' time to make f way forihim? As a lawyer in Northampton CooHdg displayed enough ability to become a politician As a politician 4s has been safe sane and conservative He! may not have much "initiative but for law or business- he would be anunmatch-abl- e piece of window-dressin- g WHIP BUSINESS POOR WASHINGTON: — American production jof whips has declined with the popularity of the buggy ride the depjartment of commerce says manufacturers making annually h the value of the less thah pre-wa- if years The rttmiber of 40 in whipmakers has fallen from numthan' 10 and the 1914 ber of employes from above 1000 to aboujt 100 I one-tent- to-les- ed fear-dispelli- ng WESTERN DIVISION 3028 — KSL Salt Lake— 990 4:00 — Radio tea 6:00 —Children's hour 6:00 — Orchestral and vocal 7 : 0 0— -- Ogden livestock market 7:30— Salt Lake mining market 8:00 — Tenor and ensemble 8:30— KSL drama 9:00 —Music 9:05 —Instrumental trio 9:30— Tabernacle organ and choir 10:00— Recordings 10:30 — Vocal and instrumental 11:00 — University of Utah fresh- men 12 midnight— Time 2342 —KDYL Salt Lake 3:00 — Dance music 4:00 — Variety period 4:30— Popular program '5:15 — U S Department of Agri culture program 6:00 — Children's program 6:30 —Dinner program 7:00 — Nightly doings 7:05— Royal Hawaiians 9:00 — Drama period 1 0 : 0 0— Orchestra 10:30— Orchestra 1 1 : 3 0— Orchestra 12 midnight— Time report 4685— KFI Los Angeles—640 9:00 —California Petroleum pro-- '' gram 10:00 — Dodpre presentation 4164— KHJ Los Angeles — 720 9:00— Concert orchestra" 14:00-Concert orchestra 3369— KNX Los Angeles-- 890 8:00— Organ recital 10:00— Courtesy program 11:00 — Dance orchestras ' 3844— KGO Oakland — 780 10:00 —Dodge presentation It Is the knowledge that they can always go home that turns boys and girls Into quitters and makes them throw up their Jobs whenever they get tired of them or have any little disagreement wiljh their employers Those who haven't any homes to go to nor anything but what they make stick to their Work and make the successful men and women who rise to high places In the business world Industry and thrift are just habits that we develop by cultivation You should have begun inculcating: these in your son when he was a small child If you had he would work now as a matter of course He would be restless and dissatisfied if he was not busy It is too late now to consider that for him but you have otner children So Is loaflng and spending Don' make the mistake with them that you have with your older son Start them to work when they are little at helping you with your household tasks form the habit of Industry In them and when they are older they will not depart from It But you may yet save your lder son If you have Ijfhe cour age to shut the door in his face and leave him to work or starve -- ! DOROTHY DIX j married twenty years and am DEAR DORpTHY DIX— I have been lour finlv nn hAvinc ASnA vsara rn Mv hiiahand trnA T were lovers pals companions until about two years ago when a woj man coarses jolly noisy came to visit me an old schoolmate I had not seen for years My husband fell in love with her and has deserted me for her I am considered pretty and refined the exact opposite to this woman butjhe is tired of me and wants me to divorce lilm lie has means and repeatedly says to me: "You've got the money haven't you? Go out and abuse yourself" What shall J do? CLINGING VINE Answer: il still love him don't give him a divorce because the chances are that In a little while he will tire of this coarse woman and come back to you a chastened humbled and repent rant manf i For the minute she appeals to Htm Just as some-ftimwe get fed up on dainty dishes and our appetites cry aloud i tor coarse rough foodIf you es -- ?' It is related that one ot our millionaires who has a world-famou- s French chef 5n his kitchen goes out every now and then and has a regular orgy of cpm beef and cabbage So there are times when a manj tires of a delicateand refined wife and is attracted by the very vulgarity of a coarse type jof woman But it doesn'ttake Jong for the man who has been accustomed to the higher type of woman to weary of the common one So youjhave a far better chance of getting your husband back than if he had a temporary Infatuation for a woman more of your type " X i1'' '': ' ': '' '' 10:30— Moon Magic But take his advice about going away and amusing yourself' 11:00— Dance music No woman ever floated her husband back to her on the tide of' 5082 — KLX Oakland— 590 7:30— Dodge trio jher tears No man ever fell In love again with the wife who est at home waiting for his return looking like a statue of brief and 9:00— Dance music (2 hrs) 4915— KGW Portland—610 " who overwhelmed him with her reproaches Tell your husband 7:30— Golden West Girl that you1 are going away to stay until he comes for you Bujy ' 10:00— Dodge presentation yourself) a lot of good clothes and go to Europe for a ysar or 4543— KFRC San Francisco— 600 a 'trip around the world take 10:00— Movie club :: U-i f 11:00— Dance music (2 hrs) This him a to will chance miss give — you and to get an overdose of 4223 KPO San Francisco— 710 the coarse woman's society And there is no such panacea for grief as 9:00 —California program 10:0 0— NBC program being among new scenes where nothing reminds you of your troubles and doing things so thrilling that they keep you too occupied to think 11:00— Dance music (2 hrs) 3486 —KJR Seattl5 —860 DOROTHY DIX 9:30— ABC musical program 10:00— Dance music (2 rrs) — DEAR MISS DIX Some three and a half years ago my wife diedi 3702 — KHQ Spokane— 810 me six children loaded with debts and thoroughly upset in with 10:00— Dodge presentation was I devoted to my wife I am getting lonely and feel Although spirit 11:00— Dance music (2 hrs) that my children need the love care and influence of an alert good and healthy woman of the motherly type I would like to marry a tall well-buiwoma4 blond who likes boftks music : outdoors childreh and home a woman between 25 and 35 years of age a woman who does not favor dlvorci and is a Protestant and who has the money to help me make another home and get a start in some outdoor business I am no HOW AND WHY fortune-hunte- r but was so attached to my late wife that I neglected to make money yet I like things that are fine and xlce The reason il prefer a wife with means is on account of children as I Wish to educate THE FOUNDATIONS OP DENTAL them and give them a chance in life my " WIDOWER PERFECTION ' By ANN ALYSIS Answer: I am afraid Teeth require Infinite care to Mr Widower that I don't know any woman who is altruistic enough to be willing to spend her money on sup keep them immaculately clean and lustrous the foundations of tooth porting a man and his six children ' beauty Brushing the teeth after each All of the woman I know are jbard-boileenough to think that they meal to remove particles of food could have aj better time using their incomes for their own diversion and that otherwise might remain to in buying themselves pretty clothes and traveling and so on And be decay using a good dentifrice morn Ing and night to bring out their sides they don't pine to undertake the job of bringing up a houseful of luster are the best means we can children and sewing and cooking and patching and mending for them employ to keep our teeth in the jewel class But'dont you think you are offering a rather unequal barCorrecting defects of shape and You demand a paragon of a woman with a fortune to gain? setting and repairing damage of all she is to get in return Is the opportunity to sacriand boot wear and tear re Jobs for the to you and your children? You don't even offer fice herself dentist And take time by the her a heart to nibble on Mighty few women are anxious forelock and consult your favorite u enough to marry to jump at your proposition V dentist twice yearly so that his ef on DOROTHY DIX fort may be put keeping your teeth in first class condition rath i Copyright by Public Ledger er than repairing damage already NEXT: Cherry unhappy (Copyright 1928 NEA Service done well-balanc- ed w -- -- I ' I ' '' '1 ' "' -- -- w ! Inc) Bridge Me Another By W W WENTWORTH A— -- ace: K (Abbreviations: J— king Q— queen jack X— any card lower than 10) 1 — What do you bid Initially on K 10 X X X X X X hearts spades— — X X diamonds — Cj clubs— J Kr 2 — Declarer bids one Air pass Dummy holds A Q 10 what should declarer play when op ponent leads small card through dummy? 3 — "What is meant by a "Bridge Hog?" THE ANSWERS 1 — Pass 2 — 10 3 — One who hogs all bids and lg' nores the partnership element (Copyright 1928 by Ready Refer ence Publishing Co) tele The longest phone cable In the British Empire is now being constructed in Can ada: it will connect Toronto and Buffalo N Y -- no-tru- long-distan- ce lt BEAUTY ' d p ! NEXT: Teeth's varying shade (Copyright 1928 NEA Service) ' Inc) Life's Niceties HINTS ON ETIQUET 1 — After a late evening party when refreshments are served at the close which should rise from the supper table first your hostess or you? 2 — If she lingers and you are in a hurry what can you do? 3 — What should she do then? THE ANSWERS 1 — Hostess 2 — Apologize quietly and exhaste plain your immediately and help you make your departure promptly " MORE WHITES IN CONGO BRUSSELS— In five years the number of white persons in the Belgian Congo has doubled the American embassy is Informed Of the present population of 18169 about 12000 are Belgians i When' iiiiShicago jEnoy Your Stoy— " at the Superb New MORRISON HOTELf Corner Mad&oa aod dark Streets TaXUst Hotel in Am World TortysU Stories High On Closest In thedty to offices theatres stores and railroad depots " k I ( 1944 Rooms $230 Up All outside rooms each with wuung jec waiter aau ocrv- Idor which gives added protection to guests with its griUe feature iuti L Tht Nw Morrktm vim completed e hrgtstnJ tmU$thotl m tht world containing 3400 rooms |