Show from I 1 he the advertiser htay stay 31 canadian view of the american people while the american goar government rement is doing its best to provoke a var war with england a state of or anarchy sufficient to engage all its energies exists in its own dominions congressmen conr con r eismen commit murders senators are all tnt tut but beaten to death in her legislative chambers and bands of armed rum ruf flans ruffians desolate the territory 0 ry assassinate sas sass sinate binate the citizens and fire the buil buildings dings in kansas the north send men money and arms to th invaded territory and the south acce accepts apts the challenge 0 by similar demonstrations one thing only prevents a war with england one only stays a civil war in kansas the american eagle is a halt half breed between a carrion c ar vulture and a dunghill rooster lie ile lacks lacka the courage necessary for fair combat and he crows th the loudest m when lien llen furthest from his enemy the men of the revolution are arc dead their inferior children of 1812 are in their t he present generation raised on hot cake cakes a and sweet figins and stimulated with tobacco jnice juice is all talk and no cider as destitute of the stamina on which courage is founded as the mothers are of flesh look at the women charming at sixteen faded at twenty toothless at twenty fave five hid bid cols cois co is at thirty dividing their time between their the ir racking chairs and their beds incapable of 0 exertion incompetent to exercise ever ailing listless lazi lazy straight up and down eown like an old td fashioned c clothespin oth espin huking nuking up the deficiency of their developments wll wil with whalebone cotton and uran bran b ran are these the things to suckle heroes the race has deteriorated and is dwindling away and but for the constant introduction tro tro of new and healthy bool booi b from imi migration would disappear in a century the moral deficiencies of the tha people are equal to the physical the boys slang each other but never fight the men assassinate but never come to blows they tak talk terrible terrie the thi things I 1 r in public meetings and confine their terrible doings to a conc concealed caled shot or a sudden stab at an unprepared enemy ministers of the gospel advie advise bloodshed and take up subscriptions bat eions for rides rifles everything nes lessary sary for a com combat is se sent n t to U the I 1 e scene I 1 e of ot contention but plucky the men are white liver edy ed and afraid of each cheri other and if one party advances the other runs ru s awaya avav hoasea are plundered vandera and burned and unarmed people butchered ered if the assaul casaul assaulted ted pick up courage it and advance again the assailants run ill lii their turn and like scenes follow their footsteps indignation meetings are arc held in all the cities of all the states money is subscribed for arms and ammunition food and clo cio closing thing lhing patriotic orations thunder thulder from the rostrum and incendiary declamations from the tile pulpit the north ia is about to vindicate its liber ilber liberties tirs the east to fry to the assist nce of its children autra outraged cd liberty is to be pleased ppe ased asad with the blood of the he marauders ers the freedom f of the soil of kansas kanias to 0 be relieved from the opprobrious despotism desi debi otisa of f its inva invaders dars now aurely surely there will be fighting bogn no agn tiemen lenice not a bit of it it I 1 is 3 s still t ill iii I 1 all ali 1 r talk vry ary vry all tall and tive talk for a year we have heard heart of civil wr war in kansas ita its terrt territory bory tory invaded its polls molL mobbed bed its Us legislature overthrown and usurped by ruf fians lana records c of monstrous outrages of liala io a I 1 ions tion of property and of civil and political before unheard uril util leard of or in a civilized country I 1 we ive were told the be day of retribution re was com co ing that the free soil men were in arm ann the whole oe Terri territory tozy was a huge 0 camp i ments menta were thrown 11 upp cannon bristled on them rifles were there and tons of powder and lead terrible things were the these 3 i e rifles they fired twenty times 1 in a minute minutes and killed kilk d th their eirman man at a mile I 1 then came further farther wrongs the president had conspired against the freedom of cingar united states troops were sent in into to disarm the true citizens and to leave them at the tha mercy of or individual ruffians now then copies coines the tug tu of war the law abiding deop people lebale have haye borne the last outrage now kansas will avenge herself the women make cartridges and practise with revolvers the men flouris flourish fi their weapons ani ahi ahl talk of bunker hill the invaders arrive a sherife sheriff with a dozen of men marches into the tle the stronghold of the desperate freemen and lol loi the war spirit is extinguished like a farthing in a tub of water the bravest fly like sheep without striking a blow or daring to fire their long rane range rifles even at a mile and the rest surrender their arms and herd cowering with their women and children while their dwellings are burned their property plundered and themselves t threatened ty by heroes like themselves oh shade of washington Washingto nl oh oli apple barce sarce and punkin piel oh lasses sweet nin and chicken fixers that the star spangled banner should float over such a pack of coward braggarts braggart brag garts sl and these are better belter than fair spi specimens mens of the ther they theaople people opie ople who talk of going to war with england enn la in in the same way as they do 0 of f con conquering querin nicaragua who propose to make a weeks feekla excursion for the con conquest U est of canada and have been glad of te the job of taking D in a fortnight we do not think there is much occasion to bo ba afraid of them whether there be war or peace A contest in which there are more hard bard knocks to begot bo got goi than plunder is exactly the one in which our degenerate cousins have the least desire to engage a e let them hold kansas meetings ln ings s and sumner Z ner meetings and crampton indignation dig nation meetings if they please talk is their peculiar vocation a national institution and one of the most innocent with a population which eager and ready to invade the righta rights and property of others is 13 without the courage courage to protect its own with an army made up of f the congregated scoundrels of all nations and a fleet manned feebly as it such a set of rigg riff rit raff that while the one half of the brewa are in irons guard boats while in harbor have to watch day and night to prevent the desertion of the others and the service sa so unpopular that a single steamer has taken months after it was commissioned to obtain a crew there ia is no more to be dreaded from var war or the reality of it from the united states than from similar gasconade or actual action on the part of his serene alg ala maj esty the emperor of timbuctoo it is iq simply ridi ridiculous culong and should bs bc treated like any other burlesque |