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'Grand Ametion, Colo. , A dirt fanner dawn kanosh, , On his farm raised an enormous squash. an cut it In kali: , 1 , a laugh,' ga.ake two'?;liae Quonsets, - - - An eccentric old chap in Delleque Had a pain in ihe back of his neque 'And ' - Box 445 Delta. Utah . He said with - I . 4if she said. is tryhtg to be the super saletmum, went back to the st4ck"m and brought out the same tablet and asked bow that would do: "It doesn't lactic any krt. er she said, "hut LU 'take them both." H. V; McCoy 1705 Blaine St. - - , . ' ,. .... . ... I . ' (.. .iaallziglztphuf.alittlosmell,t,..---,is.,Awrt..sshsvs-ko.aiepil:---d------- - 9 PIE; ritTAYS .1:77 ...) , . ( -- While I wO's emplOyed in the stationery department of a print shop, a lady came in and asked for a certahl tab- let. , We happened to have only one of that kind left and I showed it to her. "It - TV ot los bast yes coo ass lihnka, tifosiss oicooss .11;e; ore Amp. door food giero-fre- s. talkeloge Mormon Wile odds Ow Hollis, nwfult mood Hs "doss ,0&!1181" 1,0114""es!"il'afl. soots, win) AM Pik awspiiiifirioe- sad chosoor. . St Rushton Ogden, Utah I Mrs. J. Spencer Taylor. - - 1 - - a Magna, Utah ' , er., Alansaid,"You keep blowing, and let me change. 0 - , ' j " ' ' . 1067 .. ' . A Duet After his first clarinet lea son, our son Robert the instrument hornet had learned. H kept playing the different' notes over and over to show the change of tone with different fingerings. Finally his younger broth-- . ,,, eolilm - merriam- - Romander --- starts Denver-F-0g- , A hada Best Limericks of the Week-- St.. Mrs. George Carter 3774 rates St. , ..... ., ,.-- -, It !, t A, r1 ' Pikse :4 - - - --- --- - a , same time toolorrovr." , ,,, --7') - -- , "I had an awful- ruirrovi escape last night," said an she'll miss the train again." 4 ! hidT ate -. 1 l'We1L-11-4tint-- , -- -- Mrs. Connie Cameron 1913 Franidin St. Las Vegas, Nev. , far behind , The old farmer looked- on with swe rubbed his head. clin4 said: "Now who'd a thottght that darned thing . a ''''',..., horse-draw- , start Utky , the highway!, an old farmer from Ferron drove into Price n via his vehicle. I , momenBarbarat, thettPnderedr agncluor:r ,. - --Jell fci humbh budgets , Rut had a MOrkopolycm street corner, a Model T came chugging along, and not Tor several weeks, Aimt Kathy's visit had been eagerly anticipated bylittle Bar- bare. At . last a telegram came. Barbara listened in- - , , a Years ago, before the auto. aspentted, she turned to her Uncle. she-- said, -- oThrgiti piece of hair till run and get a bobby pin?" - A - - rim t 41 e,t, 2,11 r-I--P , mobile . Mrs. Doyle Landon 575 West Second South . Vernal, Utah 4 .'"xt . 4,.. ...... - ...;;fi,,,R.1,tn,,w.e-,- 2 ,- ,-- il, Ififtrrotor ,---- - - tes. . ,. . , Offspring , ,, bed , - , sfrugglingto gether bangs secured up on top of her head. One strand after an-other kept filling back down - - see it was my oft last night Al Spong 1409 Belle Plaine Ave. 0" - My young nephew, about 5 old,- had some gesso berry pie at his grandmotb- After eating two pieces he remarked: "Grandma, this , , ,F, evoc,, I 9 T::t C sr r , - Epicure ' . ,...0,006111111. . F ,. - 4 t; .. , co5nOilit - . i-- ; 11 My small daughter was Mrs. M. S. Jordan 1240 Ute Ave. Grand Jignetiok: Cola ' ' ,. t Aid ts.------ "Uncle grab. - - j - . , is all-the- re I , 111- - W-- don't See an Y narrow- about that." ,escape cbm't? Why just sur . lir 1., iii 47 -- tilers ..;.:,, ,., ...,,,,,".:', f ,a $4 y" itir.016 .., ,,,,..., .., .....:, - it , , ' t 'i'' ,,. ,,,;... :; , S , , r ?,,,..-1- TO ' ' - -- '0, e Recipe My little neighbor girl was at our house one morning, and Informed me that she knew how to mike toast Wheiq asked, her, she' said, " t, oven, then scrape it off in the garbage can and butter 1-- -4 - i A,u1 g - the 1-- 71 ' JAlt iL 1 morning - 1 - .. 1 C...:--;. 1' 15-11- .11I111114 .1- - E z!...;-.- ; U'..-- so;nething-snovin- ' - ' .. allp, loll r, ,".4r!;,.1. i I d nidViduretofilbenightandytoke -- 4,1 ,A, , , t 0" - 11:7) - f ,:',...Alill lq, , .... C ow 1.1df 1.0,1t asked. "-- other fellow--, - - , 4 - i ' "What-happened?- AIL - t old prospector to his partner - b'goskr' Stanley A. Purringtoni, Centerville,. Utah - .... . - , MEIGIET NEWS MAGAZIN SALT WEI Om inms-tiove- nte , . 4 1051 - 1 |