Show l JUST FOR FUN I IThe The GIrt Gilt of Sarcasm William Mitchell Lewis of the Nn Na National Association of oC Automobile Man Manufacturers was In about the Improvements In motor cars that the last decade has witnessed I remember the Um time said Lewis when It was wat n a common sight all as you ou drove along a country countr road to see a motorist kneeling In the dust beside his cur puzzling over a great heap of cogwheels screws tiny springs and oUter other delicate pIeces or of machinery I knew a mien man who knelt beside beshle n a scrap crap heap composed ot of his cars In iii when n a pretty prett farm girl stepped beside him put her hand to her head and sal said kindly Would a hairpin be ot of an any use to you sir Star Why hy lie Ho zes Excluded A friend or of Jetties Riley tells ot of an occasion when the humorist who usually dislikes social functions was to attend a literary dinner In IndIanapolis given In honor honorof of ef one or of the novelists who lived th there ro roMr Mr Riley had been told to take Into dinner a SiR sister tel of oC the host an excel excellent lent woman oman but not literary I The conversation touching upon tho beauties ot of Chaucer about whom a certain set of the elt city was then cul cultivating a 11 fad I a spirited discussion ensued during whIch tho bewildered sister caught from time to time limo only the name namo Chaucer At lust last site she whispered to Rile Riley Who Vho Is this Mr II Chaucer there talking so o much about Is he very popular In society Madam solemnly responded Riley that man ma did something that forever shuts him out of oC socIety Morel Mere II the tho worthy woman What was ItT He died several hundred years ears ago ogo said City Times Sort or of Vanishing Paw I want vant to know knott what you think the tho fourth dimension lB is Its a of speech Tommy Tomm em employed cm to the Idea ot of ties the size to whIch a man feels himself shrinking when the pastor tor of his church to catch him In the tho act of making n a quick sIdestep Into a Tribune Righteously Resentful Geoffrey Its presumptuous for OU to dr about me I want you OU to quit It Wh Why lion how do you ou know I dream about you ou the other othor night that you ou Tribune Larce Assistance Postoffice put two penny stamps on your letter The postage Is only one ana penny penn Old mind 11 My sons In the tho posto so ItU aU all blip toward his |