| Show RECEIVED A WIRE Old Od Lady floes Into Over n a 1 Telegraphic An old otti lady Indy living on west wesl Fifth South street received a telegraphic con eon congratulation yesterday afternoon from fromn troma a n relative on thor ther teaching reaching her hey birthday The lady ley had never lever re received a dispatch before and this thin most unusual method of pro so ao upset her that for the time being the she iii did dil not know I now whether she ohio vas WRe afoot or on horseback In fact she ahe w went nt into hysterics and not know tnt Ing what to do next seized her tele phonic phone and commenced to shout through the transmitter Central could not hot make anything out of ot her rambling lot talk so 1 called on the chief operator Miss Ethel Ithel Hack flack Now Nol Miss Hack flack Is generally equal to 10 emergency whether In nU Welsh or Portuguese or but In this Ihla case sins she was surely up ui against U It and finally Olly threw up both ul hands handi and ana I called In despair on Col Cal horns Harris tho manager mAnger Now the colonel Is II way Wi 1 up un in optic Coptic Arabic Aramaic and Semitic but ho he hat to own up IP to being brat beat bPI clean out However un an n Idea tda Iea struck him something very ory ery unusual by the tho way J and aid Id hi called call up C fl J u the Ihl th nemr lt t neighbor n ll bor an Jails Inde Independent Jle pendent phone phon and Ind told Laid the lady Who ho hort responded rt that something was evident evidently ly ty tho Iho matter over o r at Mrs Mr house and It I might be well velt to 10 go over oer I and see lee what the trouble rouble was vas Tho The lady holy hurried there but presently returned St ti chock full tul of laughing that she eho could hardly talk She Bho then Mint Minted NIH ed e 1 the tho situation there us ns already stated and said ald that he lie III old lady Idy lId would recover er without serious embarrassment |
