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Show THE Page Two THOSE WERE THE DAYS 1 BY 6THR wound -- mum LEARN ABOUT 6REATEST PATENT REDONE TO EVER BLESS MANKIN- OFRIENDS W dZMOS souDtN euxm t (n?EEl 2 VnY jWf S p. JSaV .sV'iL V VYr t). that's FEEL BETTER Poor uncle otto SOT HOOKE 3 EVERY W TIME A MEDICINE Show hit town - Sun-Advoca- ONI COIT" "ON( NIWiPAPEN, ONI COVIRAOI. General Excellence Honorable Mention 1949 Excellence in Typography Plaque 1950, National Edttonal Association. General Excellence Plaques 1946, 1947 and 1949, Utah State Press Association lnuio Eviitv Thursday By Thi CARBON COUNTY PUBLISHING COMPANY Entered at the postoflice at Price, Utah, as second class matter under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription rate $3. yearly in Utah; $3. yearly outside state. Hal G. MacKnicht, Publisher Alex Bene, Jr., News Editor Mrs. Helen Smith, Society Editor CORRESPONDENTS Castle Gate Josephine Houghton le .Sunnyside-SunnydaAgnes S. Jeffs Kenilworth Mabel Smith. Bessie Roberts. Dragerton Wanda Peterson Wellington Jean Richards Spring Canyon Hiawatha Ruth Davis Wattis Lola Christensen black pepper. Lawyers, of course, need never fear of unemployment so long as Washington exists. The department of justice has 1600 on its payroll, claims it needs more. One bureau- crat admits he stockpiles stenographers, lie keeps them shuffling papers in anticipa- R n r A. Y r a J .. Puiu f n - - S-- major commercial activities, such as agricul- IIATIOKAL EDITORIAl ASSOCIATION ture, retail trade, manufacturing, mining, wholesale trade or railroading. As of Janu-aar- y 31, 1951, 52,101 employees were in gov- ernmental jobs. GOVERNMENT A congressional appropriations committee has just discovered that the navy has dozen oyster forks on hand. Thats eleven million dozen. There arent that many oysters, let alone navy personnel. Any howling over thi3 extravagance will be drowned out. Along with the supply of light bulbs accumulated by one Washington bureau, there are stacked up 3,000,- - 00 93-ye- ar In Hungary the are penalized. Men of military age found unfit for service are taxed ranging from $20 to $50 per year until they are 36 years of age. 4-- Fs BOYS AT WORK Some politicians who have made their beds now seem to be trying to lie out of them. S-- are employed by government in Utah than are engaged in any one of the ASSOCIATION S-- tion of the defense emergency. S Our old friend Socialized Medicine OsSweet Jennifer wears her dark car W. Ewing, federal security administraglasses recreation spetor, is hiring a $10,000-a-yea- r conceal herself from the cialist to help in the defense emergency. The Tomasses. to use how to all the But her covered-u- p eyes cant teach people plan is WPA parks scattered across the country. entirely disguise And to learn how badly scared we are, the The points that invite the most passes civilian defense administration is conducting S polls. The big test will be whether or not Late one afternoon our people worry more about the atom or the unexpectedly entered thecaptain comadministration. pany kitchen for sanitary inspecMore persons UTAH STATE bu!" Are you listening to the news, dear? No, I heard the news. Im listening to the meaning of the news. What does he say?" He says he doesnt know what it means. pounds of peanut butter, 6,000,000 pounds of sugar and a million pounds of te tion. None of us was worried, however, because the place was as clean as a hospital operating room. The captain inspected the pots and pans, ran his hand over the stove, and was about to depart when suddenly he stopped and novel golf match will be staged at the Carbon Country club when Charles Leger of Helper, using a sling shot instead of the regular clubs, meets Tony the club professional, in an A Pa-lo- 18-h- We take a dim view of those old welfare state items that have been presented re- match. Wilford Jensen, district com- Speed fiend: As he did so a ing along like this! door-jam- b. S-- S 000 7 e ( t JUST WHAT I NEED TO . - Itis great speedDont you feel the huge fly zoomed over to the glad youre alive? Glad isnt the stove. Passenger: Two demerits," shouted the word. Im amazed. S-- S captain. We knew he was tough on inspections, but we didnt Two drivers, from neighboring think we deserved two demerits (and rival) states were having a for one fly, which usually meant bull session . . . each bragging about his own state. One of them, only one demerit. Pardon me, sir," said the ser- more worthy than the other, was geant. "You mean one demerit, getting the best of the argument. dont you? Finally, the loser, as a last shot, "Hell, no, shouted the captain. said: Well, in my state we have "Two demerits. Theres dust on the finest government and the the fly. best legislature that money can ran his hand across the top of ART BEEMAN 'LOOKI Think THE DAYS- Thursday, May 3, 1951 E -- TME THOSE WERE SUN-ADVOCAT- S Scowling at his sons report card, a father said, Whats the excuse this time, Jack? My teacher doesnt like me," he answered. She nags me all day long. The next morning he visited Jacks teacher to complain about the nagging. "I dont nag any of the chilSit down dren," she protested. and see for yourself. The class was studying arithmetic and she called on Jack for the answer to a simple problem. He shrugged his tiny shoulders and motioned to his father. You he said. are a witness, Dad, Shes starting in already. S-- S-- S-- SOCIETY and CLUB NOTES Castle Dale will see a revival of the ever popular opera, Mikado, on May 4 and 5. Apollo Hansen of THIRTY YEARS AGO Cleveland will direct the performance. Some seventy people with a chorus numbering sixty scout leaders of the Carwill take part and it fs contem- bonThirty district attended a meeting to to the bring production plated held Friday evening in the Price Mr. and Mrs. T. R. Faddis and Price a little later. federal building for the purpose children returned Sunday to Latu-d- a of discussing the problem of after a few days visit with Marriage licenses were issued activities for the coming year. home folks and friends in Castle during the week to Alfred Nichols Word has been received from ofDale. They were accompanied of Castle Dale and Violet Mills of ficials of the Timpanogos council, down and back by Ralph Jensen, Idaho Falls, Idaho, and to Louis that the Boy Scout camp in Huntwho is now employed at that Zalenek and Mary Lake, both of ington canyon near the Kiwanis camp. Sunnyside. and lodge will be supervised maintained as any other training An Evening with Church 'camp in the state. It will be used George Christensen returned to Price last evening Leaders by Alfred Saxey will be by troops of Carbon and Emery from Manti, where he had some a special feature on the Mutual counties. Adequate shelter will at the be provided and necessary equiplegal matters demanding his at- Improvement program tention before district court re- tabernacle next Sunday evening. ment installed. Executive A. A. sumes its session in Sanpete coun- In addition Miss Arvilla Ryan Anderson of the Timpanogos ty soon. Mrs. Christensen accom- will render on the pipe organ council will have direct charge panied him to Price, and while Twilight." A vocal solo by Mrs. of the camp, and arrangements she is here they will either buy a JE. K. Olson, reading and singing will be made for instructors in home or decide on building plans. will complete the program. various phases of scout work. The Eastern Utah Telephone company has a new directory in course of preparation that will be issued shortly. The city and the local system is growing so rapidly it is found difficult to keep the books down to date. Ex-Jud- ge I S-- S-- S Time, they say, is the s'uff tween pay days. S-- be- S Upon being offered some turkey at the Mission on Thanksgiving acday the underprivileged child cepted all that was g'ven him. "Now, said the hostess after a while, "would you like some of this nice stuffing? "No, thank you, the child replied, and after a moments thought added, "and I dont see why the turkeys eat it either! U. S. Rock Wool S The Mayor of Price says: In the footprints on the sands of time, some people leave only the mark of a heel. Guaranteed Work S FREE ESTIMATES Henry and Oscar, two old fellows, were partners in a barber shop. Each morning it was Henry who opened the shop for business, and, as usual, about 10 minutes later Oscar would arrive. One morning Henry went to the shop and, to his surprise, found 494 CALL Wallace G. Grange Price, Utah ASIC FOR S A spinster was shocked at the language used by workmen repairing a telephone line near her home, so she wrote the company. The foreman was requested immediately to make a report on what had happened. The report read: Me and Spike were on this job. I was up the pole and let the hot lead fall on Spike right down his neck. "Spike looked up at me and said: Really, Harry, you must be' more careful." ATERFILL RAZIER end you will always git consistent High Quality and KENTUCKYS FINEST S peatedly to congress in recent years, and mitteeman of the American Lethat have been repeatedly rejected by con- gion in Utah, and Mrs. Jensen, The doctor was advising the parents on the care of their gress, being included in the budget for na- district committeewoman of the young Auxiliary, attended a meeting of first born: Remember, he said, tional defense. before boil it Ira R. Browning, formerly state road engineer, and after May 10, member of the state road commission, but just now a private citizen, has gone to Washington, D. C. on private business. S An old lady, watching a fisherman skin eels, was worried about the eels peace of mind. "Dont you realize the pain they must suffer?" she asked. I realize I did, 20 years ago pondered the fisherman, "but I reckon theyre used to it by now. Oscar there. This went on for several days; each time Henry went to the shop, there wu Oscar. So Henry, thinking this rather strange, remarked to him: Why are you so early of late? You used to be behind before, now you are first at la:t. FOR OVER S-- anything putting in the babys mouth. Gosh, honey, the new father Announcement has been made said, No wonder you insisted on of the marriage of Miss Beatrice putting Junior on a bottle Stevens of Castle Gate to Ray A Price City Fannie says: Leavitt of Price. The ceremony was performed at Castle Dale on sewing circle aint where gals and married women make most of Monday. . their slips. William H. Toy, secretary of the Price Chamber of Commerce, was a visitor in Salt Lake City from Thursday until Sunday. the department of Utah Satur day in Salt Lake City. Qfcuilvn 140 YEARS cAgeJ to Perfection .. I0TTIED M I0ND 100 PROOF Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey WATiemi ans maziii aitnuiiYCO. 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