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It sjtuilu attrsiilv, nu ate, I aa II I far Iwi k lt,w It, street amid I'in tree and nvrrhat gfig eliua A Ini! paint. a fr r.air. a Hearing of of the yard at,, I a few bout given o Irlmiiiti S h shrubbery and lit tree, would lisve'tnad a It had etiteloen. lh .!r Aa II In. ll nld Miami a long iim bear-lh sign Tn I'm! 1 h ltan aim own l eil.hi.l.f ittti a f4 1 TO RENT j OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fur i g,! Iw stand. ng li wa tnsav f frsl II hnUM-- i,ti iuiH in n on 1 lf, I 4 with tH-- f filth I wa familiar wfiru il.oii.M V . f..r it family ver Hit Cul- ult1t UKHtf BfUlO- - cratlc tii.iti, Hi hi, i a grtai Imr trailer In our rual tommunllT, and thal I cu . I lu pro-j- er more unvvmmoii, h II ioi, In lh business. Me in,r tHwd.i,iiea In n akinr HI gummed liorM ilttn nyh t'.e I hat II Mould ii 'k up oit of know n. Hie iroohiili. fieti him et, curry and hrnah him until. Ir ued lo any, he rouhl see hi hoc in Hi anliiiiira him fur coal, and lh n II I. he Ihrr lime Mhal he lleved lhal If he inl anyiltlng lo Met I he Mhotild first pul ll Inlo llie IihmI fm alhl mil. lull, n lo atlrncl a:teniln II pul up no "To lleiii" algo on In lit muuliy. I rniii. ike all fnii!lia ar ir (It, lltl'jr likely . bad gralv-dand death and a for Maniac bad a h dii Ita work and Chang there waa no member of Hi family Into laft, and Ilia buu had tliar band. 14 ltr Mil (tf lit Hid in h lar lr,ai. U fi-- goy 'ii day rwnily aid mm a To Rent" sign on Hi porch and In lh window. Th lious Mill bad character, though lliei Here no modern touche In Ha architecture. I walked by It on tWr LIGHTS OF NEW YORK usual around lh lh bol-M- of a hue g Mint Jllilef In fel .tig Ceil e lh li'UI,) slot l Iwing lh ground end of H J"h stt-fl- l) handled l l big felloo and another Murker, Mho inad up in l.sedth ahnl ,e a Led In height. A Ihe alt Ite.) raid started th fttiler '. on It l . I roteriy. mi. t ; !..!( 1. - j, ! HI rii,i I H I ltd- - ordinary. hut nrrv-cuMaybe It waa that cm-kair almut him. Or maybe ihe uneasy glancea he c.isl about a he sal down. Anyway, the him driver conductor especially seemed to take a midden dislike to the (idle man with th hi? derby, livery lime li slopped the pencil for a trnfllediglit he turned In Mm seat and nt Hie foxy gent. When the bus stopped at the link slid out bridge Ihe of lila scut and made Ids way down the slide to the til tie nun with the big derby. Kxlemllng a calloused palm In width nestled a small coin, lie roared at the little man with the big derby : "Hid you try to put over this dime on r tneV dont know," tl e foxy gent responded. "Maybe I put it lu, maybe some one else put It In, how do I I I dont remember." . "Hin!" snorted the With all of these Jokers riding know? driver-conducto- ZXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXZJ Coroners Decision Halts Murder Hunt Little Miss Townsend of Chicago, waa selected by the Judge ia the first prize winner In the International Child Reauty contest staged In Budapest, Hungary. ho Mill t.lre T..e l iliar of Ihe In.lahlly Irutk and iatoe lo a iop only Mhen II ey art a ell oulMtd of any danger a H lh lie. Ihe on gentleman. M.(IJ other hntoL Btn.nl a steadfast a lh Icy on Ihe huming deck, calmly Mali h Ing lh lima of Mid right liw-I-f atid tuut It skyward Jotirnry, This dm si h1. i .in evidently annoted lb w bo Lad linr!ed an lslity Aa I bey returned, no aald illvtinlellf I lb anil j.lsthl mUIi of humanity: if Jay lo aj, atilt bear! 1 a n.arle ate aet- - nobody lannit Town for in I t h,om known I! wa In cnuiner-ailo- lh art fs f. 1. t'ats'iif, et-t'- lnP-UP- f. rbnnan, a r:..lf'oi, 'pn T! Iontnln Ib-nr- y trie bad lav working ail brl. on the nearly cbn a hurried Seattle. A police aeurch for additional "murder" clews was halted when the county coroner announced that a human skull found In a yard near Hie county hospital had apparently been part of a doctor's display and was fifteen years old, and that a rib, found near the Rkull, belonged to on anlinal. tawr Ys )tt and the will think dio drama." sc in On-)- The Town Hall club baa Just r-- l ll tenth anniversary. Thl Huh ha on of fh largest membership in Nrw York, but also one of th most distinguished. It la runtrwi lal- Ing a rtoisiderabl add.ljoci In It pres-In th heart of th the- - Hiatt ja; w h i I w.f H lo ran quamj now otl,T apart t Just bearing a rauw-o- Ru ,oee etrbsl and IC 111 Here It Belief 1st Animat, "11 lot Cnlo. Uis-r- !t. 1111 Mr4i-- l l- -W lr years ! lave in Lrru tun ! sv UnU Iwsiih. b ? AND TIRED NERVOUS y Tt ,ur juj htated Hull, and ! Mrmoi, lurt.etl n A. IL Thonai. whn 4 killing cltt.e by, "V er you b ni In liuUvi'le, AIT he s.kecj, ".Vn,1 aald Mr. "I Inner , "I wa not, alld I ran lrMitln teveml oilier rilh-where I wM lorn, but wblrli, Mtriti.-ellev enoegh wpear t aibleved a rirtaln rwui of re.og- nit ion." A a m: t'"r of fart, Mr. Ttmn.aa orlg nmiy wa a mountain Imy. II came front th Berkshire. Mii-ile- p calmed by a dredge, t.M n-- )u and have K,r ntrvou and rred a! t!ie tun. Dr. I'trrct'e GoUrn MtiLctl Ducuvcry wr a t FOR STREET WEAR li rmouMiJd tt. five I have taken pew and will nr I ful fin. ram t rrcum-rTtv- d Dr. I Vrcti mcji iuc too li'gii-lA. C lonovrr. lumte 2, B. x nt L-p- v. SJ, Ij Aniin, CWrado. All dnigg.su. Fluid or taLLti. 'r swlvi raaial srmptmo mall tl wl ir. SO,. Mil I llalr, HaSalr, S. far trr Ural 4ili If lor aant trial SU(S at aa? ot I'r. I'trm'a l-- S-o- il automobile down nian driving l.oiig Island phked up a little urchin who waa trampln? along th rad. II began to talk to him pleasantly. "What do you chi out of School hours?" Ii asked. "nil." mild Hi Mimill boy proudly, "I help my father and mother. They showed ni bow to full out of car, without hurting myself, and people give them money." In another moment a little urchin wa again tramping along the road. A pt eenL III III II M M IH-- three people and bold two and a half, you could tell that be waa md driver-conducto- who er It r iii i, Mdu illy need ieia t hi inintnmin im m WINS BEAUTY CONTEST 1 1 Satisfied to Keep Bad Dime mu u m m I M roll. The little innn Mlih the big derby Beemed lo he a fmy aort of fnl. Aim, ml all of the other on ll hit could acnne Ihnl. Krom the moment he got oi at Oak at reel, aiahlied a dim Inlo tho gadget that rlnge I hem up and over to alt on the edge of mm I a Hint are built for on of tho oad of si) irutk to jotk ,Vr (airri iinln) to "jJrv-- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaataaaaaaaaa 1h nf Mdra Adal By WALTCB TRUMBULL m,-- lift d buhl, children wud run-iIom- mmmtifHtlHHHHHH HtimwfmHmi-H- ?yra, eliminative ireuld u;rkrll-fidlft-!lveBti- )i lliat. Tt (Viff hu twimarh, gaa, Itd!f!ln. I4thmw'sl It Ul lav standard with iliirtBrt fuf rair. Ilf THOMAS APKLE CLARK ( Da f f4w, At a, i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 n Hie busses nowadays I been studying and malic. Ill keep thl dim myself, then. Ila dated INC and worth thirty bucks!" evdn ncw-mlw- c Podunk, Butt of Jokes, Dates Back 265 Years Last Brookfield, M.ma. Todiink, object of fiinokoni, really exists In this ndd Massachusetts town. The history of iodunk dates bark at leust kts'i years. It waa a permanent Indian village at H time Mimsasolt was Hie tenchem and It figured In Hie King liiillp war. l'oduukg population la about IMO. (' ci (ft WarSMar. 1,1 A tenderhearted New York woman for tin rope. When the recently s.illi-ship reached Soul hum pi on. she wa dlt reused by cries and momne, which came through the dusk from Hi direction of a nearby dock, and Insisted upon knowing wlmt the trouble w.n A fellow paenger hazarded the reasonable giic-sthat th sound cam from a boatload of cattl, destined for Franc'. This so upset the woman Hint she sat down and wrote a scathing led ter to the local S. B. C. A. It was later discovered that the anguished Even Death did Bill Kmpiyliea played Ida last irartlrnl Joke." "So? 1 hadn't heard." "Yes; b dleil, lutiuenHiin? bruin to a. Icnc." Bjtl.finder azine. Wi-ll- . has Ids Mag- Bothered with' Backache ? It May Warn of Disordered Kidney. If troubled with backache, a The ever smart black and white combination Is the Ideal choice for street wear. The narrow bund nf ermine that edges the flared hertlm collar Is a distinctly new note. bladder irritations, and getting up at night, dont take chances! Help your kidneys at the first sign of disorder. Use Dunns rill. Successful for more than 50 years. Endorsed by hundreds of thousands of grateful users. Get Doan's today. Sold by deal Jers everywhere, Doan's 51 School of Penology Opened Ossining, X. Y. ScIichiI days have begun for Sing Sings 00 keepers and the newly founded school of penology has opened Its doors within the prison walls. The courses, designed to make each keeper as courteous as a courtier, as versatile as a major domo and as OUIMETS NEW JOB rTTTTixTXTirixxirirxiiiiTf; This Man Is Just Winding Up a Clock to have been heard. "If they dont know most of Hint stuff now." the occupants were said to have declared In substance, "they must be mighty dumb." For Sergt. Benjamin Felslcr has the task of Instructing the keepers In how to lock and unlock doors and gates, what to do when a prisoner breaks up his cell, the necessity of slaying at ones post, and like subjects. But If the remarks were passed the keepers held their heads high and chests thrust out like colonels of the Mullignn guards and heard nary a giggle. Were they not to become experts in law through the ministrations of Supreme Court Justice W. F. Bleak ley, district Attorney Frank Coyne, and County Judge George Chumplin? And in diagnosis, allopathy and public health through Dr. C. C. Sweet and other physician., and In machine gunuery through Major Fitzgerald? They expect to learn much from Warden La wen, who will lecture on the proper carriage, language, and dignity expected from a keeper. And cm other tilings, such as when a convict should be patted on the head and when he should be slugged, when he should be comforted and when he should be chided. When the courses are completed the keepers will be examined to determine how much of their lessons they have absorbed. It was facetiously reported within the walls that those keepers who Intend to pass with high marks are planning to open prisons of their own. Radios for Police Car Oklahoma City plans to equip Its police and fire cars with radios. Money in the Bank miPETIC on (j i. Tmmms. ad G, Boschees Syrup soothes instantly, ends irritation quicklvl GUARANTEED. Never be without Boschees! For young fY and old. 'ATirh Boschees Syrup At all druggists Pa Know Everything "Daddy, what is a raconteur? A very man who tells n very jokes. well-know- n well-know- No one who is not pompous ever learn to be. We dont mind obeying laws that dont bother us. " DON'T Francis Ouimet, well known golfer and former national amateur champion. assumes his new position as president of the Bostou Bruins Hockey team. WITH COLDS Sluggish Intestinal systems lower resistance to colds. Cleanse them with t, the modern chewing gum Feen-a-min- wise as a philosopher, vary as profusely as the crimes attributed to their charges. They range from etiquette to from medicine to character training, from eliieiency to law, to say nothing of those courses which would make the keeper a comforter of the afflicted, an executive, a disciplinarian, and an arbiter on matters military. Hr. C. V. Branham, deputy comuiis sinner of correction, opened the school with a lecture explaining its purpose. The entire course, which looks from the first announcement like the curri culum of a great university, will be covered in one month. "When information about the studies reached the cell blocks by the grapevine route loud guffaws were reported laxative. Gentle, safe, More effective because you chew it. Jiu-jits- The workman in this picture Is winding up Big Ben, the famous clock the Houses of Parliament In London, the operation being somewhat Intricate. 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