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Show THE SAUNA SUN, SAUNA, UTAH 3F2S Aspirin AFRICAN ANIMALS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT Say Bayer and Insist! BONNE MART GRAHAM NlWlfU MPVftOMl rnmmmi N VttTKN tfMON RED TOPS LECTURE F'hoioyrafihs CopyriffAfr Ay Mterr 36073 said Red Top. Then he got upon a stump and shouted again. "Cock-a-doodle-d- Cackle, cackle," said Mrs. White Hen, "you seem to have something to say" Yes," 6aid Miss Fidgety Fashionable Hen, I think you must want us to listen to you." That Is the way I feel," said Mrs. Drown Hen. The way I feel, too, said Miss Hen. And the way I feel," said Mrs. Hen. I feel quite sure that you crowed In just that way, standing upon a stump as you did, because you wunted us to listen to you." Im glad you took the hint, said Red Top. "Or at least I am glad that you will take the hint." Oh yes, said Mrs. White Hen. I, for one, am ready to listen to you. Ive no other engagements this morning. I might have a fitting at the dressmakers were I a lady but Im not and so I have no engagement of that sort, or of any sort for that matter. If I were a girl, said Mrs. Brown nen, I might have to have my skirts lengthened this morning because I had been growing so fast I had outgrown Unless you see the name Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over twenty-twyears and proved safe by millions for Colds Headache Toothache Lumbago o Earache Rheumatism Pain, Pain Neuralgia of Aspirin Tablets Accept Bayer only. Each unbroken package contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcnoidester of Sallcyiicacid. Advertisement It Sounded Weil. a Kansas pioneer, tells this story of homestead days. One of his neighbors, who could neither read nor write, asked him to write a letter back to the old folks In Vermont. Mr. Manley got the ink and a home-mad- e quill pen ready, and sat waiting. His neighbor made no move. What do you want to tell them? queried the scribe at length. notWell, drawled the old man, withstanding is a pretty good word. Put that down. C. II. Manley, BABIES CRY FOB I Would Like to Give a Lecture." Prepared Especially for Infants them, but Im not a girl and so I have no engagements of that sort or of any other." If I were one of the farmer's dren, said Miss Brown Hen, chil- I might have to be shelling pens this morning, but I dont have to shell peas, Im glad to say. And I might have to be cutting up the beans were I a child," said Miss Fidgety Fashionable Hen. "As It Is I have no engagements. Well, said Red Top, the Rooster, I am glad that none of you has an engagement. Of eouise, were I a business man, I might have to go to an office and sign important letters this morning but I have nothing of that sort to do. I would like to give a lecture to the barnyard. And all the barnyard creatures gathered around Red Top as he stood on top of the stump and they listened to his lecture. he began, Hens and Roosters, and Mr. President, Mr. Chairman and my honored self. I dont believe, Interrupted another rooster, that lecturers speak of themselves as their honored selves and I should think you would speak first to the president and chairman. I would, said Red Top, If there happened to be a president or a chairman here, but there isnt and so I Just put those in to make my lecture sound London is quite excited over a wonderful collection of photographs of African animals made by Maj. A. Radcliffe Dugmore, the famous photographer of big game in its native wilds. He has entirely abandoned the rifle. In his latest trip to the 'Dark Continent he took many a snap shot, but always with the camera. This sort of work sometimes requires even more nerve than standing up to the huge creatures with a gun, since many of the photographs were taken at short range. Photograph No. 1 shows a herd of wild sebras which has gone to the dry bed of a river to dig for water. No. 2 pictures a family heap of hippopotami a most unusual photograph, as they are getting scarce and shy. No. 3 shows a group of Cokes hartebeeste at artist-naturali- a water-hol- st e. No. 4 is a flashlight picture of a big East African lion. He is only 36 feet from the camera. No. 5 shows a huge lion standing beside a dead zebra. Its a flashlight photograph and the lion is less than 40 feet from the camera. No. 6 is a remarkable picture of part of a herd of giraffes. Arthur Radcliffe Dugmore, F. R. G. S., F. R. P. S., was born in Wales in 1870 and married in 1901 an American wife, Henriettta Louise Watkins of New Jersey. He is a college man and studied painting in Naples and Rome. In 1889 he came to America and studied ornithology and natural history. In 1898 he took up photography as a method of illustrating the wild life of birds and animals. Since then he has traveled and lectured and exhibited pretty much all over the world. In the World war he was captured and released, wounded and promoted. He has many works to his credit, beginning with 1900, and his photoHis graphs are familiar to all nature lovers. home is L Surrey, England. London is so pleased with these and other animal pictures that Polytechnic hall in Regent street has been established as a permanent theater for the presentation of Elms dealing with natural history, travel, native customs and science. CASTORIA fine. As to speaking of my honored self well, as I am giving tlds lecture I can honor myself If I wish. It Is a lecturers right to praise himself if he so wants and it Is better to be honest and frank about it than to appear to be so modest and yet really try to make everyone feel how fine you are. But I must get on with my lecture." He must get on with his lecture, cackled and crowed the barnyard creatures. Even If we have no other engagements we dont want to sit or stand and listen to Red Top lecturing for- . ever, said Miss Hen. No a lecture should be finished before It is too late," said Mrs. lien. The secret of a good lecture Is fcu have It short." Well," Ill take the hint, said Red Top, If only you let me begin and so have a chance to finish." Yes, he must begin If he Is to finish, said Mrs. White Hen. So all the barnyard creatures listened and Red Top began to crow again. And then he said these things: Barnyard friends, be good citizens. We all love our splendid barnyard. Let rs hope to make It the best barnyard in all these parts. 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