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Show THE SAUNA SUN, S ALIN A, UTAH CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT CHICKS WHATEVER happens to i By BOODY ROGERS SPARKY WATTS LALA PALOOZA -- Lalaa Niece REGLAR FELLERS By RUBE GOLDBERG By GENE BYRNES Swing Shift 1944, you can write it down in advance as the game's greatest all around gamble since Abner Doubleday had his fantastic dream. This goes not only for the two major league pennant races, but also for the individual averages, including pitchers and hitters. With the draft now working busily and effectively day by day, building up the reserves that will be needed later on, no one can possibly tell what will happen from week to week or from month to month. Army and navy experts tell us the European war will certainly move into 1945, with the Japanese climax set no later than 1946. If this happens to be true, and it seems to be the best guess in sight, the drain on manpower will be well beyond anything we have known so far. 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SALT LAKE DESK EXCHANGE West Broadway, 8aU Lake City, Utah. tt Watched for Napoleon Because of the death of Chummy Barton, the job of watching for Napoleon to cross the Dover Strait from France to invade England has lapsed. Rather Tough Queries Barton was paid $20 a year by Once again there are two sides to town of Rye to stand on the the all these arguments. cliffs and scan the sea, the job There are some good pitchers left been handed down for 140 such as Mort Cooper and Whit having When died, Chummy years. Wyatt, Rip Sewell and Ernie Bonthe post was authorities decided Cubs and ham, entries from the now dispensable. Reds, etc. They wont have so many good hitters to mow down. But on the 4-- n POP By J. MILLAR WATT No Use Talking RAISING KANE By FRANK WEBB Yahoodie! I've SEEN A DODO AMD PUNKy Afie DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO GO ON THeiR SO CALLED 'EXPEDITION IN SEARCH FOR SHA& LOT OF STRANGE animals, but that PeseNTs PoNy isy & D1ZZV DEVICES' goofiest thing til the EVER SEEN I CAM HEAR him sooeaking; eur i can't rVe SEE HlM'y UE'D GETTER TAKE A Peek at shagg and The PONy, and see trfXWTS HAPPENING- - other side they wont have the hitting and the fielding support they have had in the past. The Yankees were poison for a pitcher. But they have lost, or will soon lose such men as Charlie Keller, Joe Gordon, Bill Dickey, young Johnson, most of their dynamite. If Spud Chandler is available he should lead his league again. He should but what about the holes in his support? Plus a few of those timely hits that will be missing all or most of this season. Not overlooking wair defensive strength? 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