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Show t GA CAT "PUG AFRAID OF RATS. j Sullivans Predilection for Tight Trousers. of DxplaraGon Theres not a headache cr a sleepl ess hour in a barrel of Ghirardelli's Ground Ch oco-lat- e Can you say as much for any other drinK? In I. Sullivan fears a rat as much u h does. Circus people f s t BENEFIT OF SECOND WARD MEETING HOEs;) Theatre 5 Lyric Monday, Tuesday and -- Wednesd, -- May 25, 26, 27 Commencing a.t 4 p m. and continuing until II p time for the children to come before dark PROGRAM 1. 2. 3. 4. (Q Found 5. 0. t!ieu'fnr, He other fighters and dead ave siu ; copied the fashion set ty li'm end even the big fellow wm's iho same kind of leg ; r it-- 8. to-da- y cov-iin;.- This is one reason why '' lias r.lwavs had a valet, for it is no a;v tek fir a corpulent person to pi.il c if ;;v,l t tiousers, especially ftp.- a ui ' t in tie Great White Way. Sui'iv.n, i he the elai hunts, has often tal.n a mol :attng deg to his room at ri-v hna he had a suspicion that rodents vv ' -- o at hand. Sul-'iv:i- Is made with con- scrupulous, old-fashion- Qu big, long Laugh. How to Cure a Cold. In the House of Faith. OVERLAND TRIP OF THE PIONEERS OF UTAH, with UTAH lecture Come out and enjoy yourself by helping a good Admission Children 5 cents: I can Adults 10 cents COMMENCES PROMPTLY I AT 4 P M i ss ) . Pretty O x ford$ We have just renewed Ghlrardelli Company San Francisco PREACHER IN FOUND BREAKING THE LAW. notwithstanding Pastor J. Challeu Smith was kim enough to hand two and a half do! lars over to the city as a fine for breaking the city bicycle ordinance, lie was riding on the east side ot Academy A veDue when caught, and he gladly paid the usual amount and promised to not ride on restt icted districts again. LOCAL ANlt I'EIWONAL that most R. R. IRVINE The queen of Portugal has a chem-stshop In Lisbon, registered in her iwn name. The establishment Is PROVO four-inc- Greovd Theatre WM. C, BARNES, Proprietor Monday, Tuesday, Wednesda Fineat Moving Pictures ever presentedjn Provo i iinn ms, 1 aust lessmbling gaes snow-ian- Through Darkness to Light A h rot revolve, but will berries. Call up Pell phone U76 black very interesting subject Animal Trainer, (Very Comic Section) The Robbers Bride, The Babboon, be fixed to broad skis. will be used on the car, thu3 The ex to heat a providing Marriage licenses luve been is- a sjiply of drinking and washing wa sued to the following; David A. ter. The gases will al3o heat a foot warmer fixed to tbe floor cf the car. Curtis, lason, and Xora E. ' A Woman is Kidnapped by a Babboon, another interesting subject The Enchanted Pond, Beautil Hand colored pill-mor- e, A Payeon. Fot'M) A small compass and glass combination. Owner can receive ilit same by calling at this otlice and paying for this ad. Can you see that peiple from the outside arc coming to Provo on every train and investing in fruit lands while our home people are not trying to get their share of the bargains. A talk with W. II. Ray & Company will convince you. eonii-donlii- Wanted To rent m stern furnished house or rooms, A'o ehddieu. Address P. 0. box 403, il UTAH y er Wanted at once, Girls to pick straw- SON con-lucte- solely In the Interests of cliar-1and, consequently, when the queen vttends to the wants of customers lersorall.v she often makes up pre she is woking in scriptions lui.-el- f a geed cause, and need fear no Polar Automobile. Wantkd To rent modern furA queer automobile was shipped nished house or rooms. Xo children from London recently for Ne,v Zea Address 1. O. Box 403, city. tm'JS land, whence it will be sent on board the Nimrod fer the use of Lieut. Under the management of It. It Schack'eton in his dash for the south Meat and pole. The car has wheels like Ferguson the those Grocery company is again coining t used on motor omnibuses, but when the front with a full line of fancy, staplt ice has to be traversed the rims will be fitted with and green groceries. Every thing spikes, set in Prompt deli erie made to all rairs, to afford a grip. In these cir parts of the city, lloth Phones. Call cumstarces, too, the front wheels will llines-Kimb- your properly fitted, as this is the most important factor in appearance as well as wear. We have your size. the workers lived In poor and Insanitary 'oralities and held 'irregular lives. Many lace dressers now enjoy vigor 'us old age alter doing thi3 woik from Gueen Rurs Drug Store. ship- shades, made on new palm us, with filing qualities, far superior to the average shoe. No slipping at the heel, smooth, close fit, without gaping at the sides. Always insist on having foot of hildhood. another ment 4 Indies oxfords, in all leathers, and colors; kid and patent tuns in 31 g D. Maos Wife, Illustrated Songs by Mr. C. II. Bosh ed Lrrs Dressing Not Unhealthy. 3r? dressing ha, ben considered a ijr hen' diful occupation on cto-- vof the intense heat required o li r cintalned :n the room. In r: the tompmature exceeds 0 d'-- i es Fahrenlelt and much m ki.,c is ev.iMiated fiom the wet am The eviji nee brought forth at t reicnt inve.tication in England, however, shows it to be an exceptionally healthful ptusud. New hands are ftcn tenn c.iatiiy upset at the begin-inby t lie high tenii erature, but no 'p s could be found where health nad bioken down. On the contrary, some ailments colds, for instance weio found les prevalent among lace lass is than among the workers in other branches of the Industry. Time-tee- ; t rs books showed f'"v absences from illness. No special tendency toward lung diseases could be found, Spanish Daucers. Making Love to the Coal by Mr. Albert Jones, one of the Pioneers ht scientious care and attention to cleanliness, purity, goodness and quality. No Ground Ch ocolate at any price can be better or more delicious. Your grocer sells and recommends it. Artistic Bag Pickers. Gamble for a Woman. Dog Avenges Ilia Master. Memory Tost. The Reckless Horseman Comic A professor of mnemonics had gone 'o lecture at or near Canterbury. Vffer tie lecture was finished he lmd for his London train. It vas a most comfortless day, and he re urrd to an inn for shelter and re frrshment. To pass the time he be can to exhibit his feats cf memory to the yokels In the inn parlor, and one and all were thunderstruck except the waiter. There Is always one skeptic in oveiy communion, whether of saints or shiners. Do what he would ho could not militate the acrid smile of acrid incredulity of that glorified In the midst of one of hi potman! most difficult feats the whistle sounded of the Only train to London and he rushed oft to catch It. lie caught it at the station, and his repula! ion caught it in the Inn parlor, for the waiter coming in with some ordered refreshments and finding him gone pointed to the corner . "it Failing eyesight is something which needs the careful and scientific attention of a trained optician. Dr. Ileiudselmun is well qualified where he had been to look to the needs of fitting desiting and Silly umbug, hes forgot fective eyes. His glasses give ex- hts umbrella! The Young Alan. cellent satisfaction. See him. tf Pot plants, tomatoes, pansies, H .2o to Salt Luke and return every nil bedding stock, Irov Sunday via the I). & II. G. Floral Co. Sacramento. I. Where the Southern Roses Gn Sung by MR REED STR.ONG Srturday Matinee from 2 to 5 p. m. Ladies and Children especially invited Change ol Program Mondays and Thursdays! CALI FORINli Winter Excursion Tickets now on Sale. The Route of The LOS ANGELES LIMITED SALT LAK-- : Roinju UTAHS FINEST TRAl New Short Line to - COLDFIELD, NEVADA, via Thegood place to get your clothes Taking No Chances. cleaned, pressed and repaired is at Henry Clews, the banker SO North Academy Avenue. All was talking about a certainand author financier. No wonder the man Is bo successwork first class. tjS ful, said Mr. Clews. He Is the most New train Via Silt Lake Route careful, the most suspicious fellow ever heard of. In fact, he reminds me April 1st will be operated between of a Staffordshire farmer my father Provo and Salt Lake City. Leaving used to tell of. It was said of this farmer tha Provo at S:0l a.m. lieturning this whenever he bought a herd of sheep train will leave Salt Lake city at he examined each sheep closely to make sure that it had no cotton la it. 11:40 p.m. very Las Vegas, now completed. LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY 8.15 P.M. TODAY, ARRIVE GOLDFIELD 7.05 P. M. TOMORROW. 1 .Ask 4he Agent, or Address" J. H. Burtner, Passenger Age |