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Show THE WEEKLY REFLEX. KAYSYILLE, UTAH SEfflTSCdXPE ' r Lovingly, .Temple By Richard Jot Wanted JOE MAHONEY Hill Wilkinson NEEDS most T)EAR TEMPLE- I was mrietd glad to learn fh.u you obto weather the tained such a'Satisfacto-- s l(,s follow Inevitably ld I am sure that you will i most efficient secretur Frank's I iVdeflnlte knowledge asays-to- have been entertaining mwc nations economic about your futuie Sen in the of guardiai to m, d capacity to wfelter em young ladies is. after all. hardh enter2 the private foUow in my line, although 1 nj onlj too or ,ia0Bleat sy Rian to look " S of socialism that hcse ... after the daugti H other ter of my CL se Minute world, loni Fiction rie,nd when we way caD such a he so unexi'eot-edl"iT whether eecUllam, I a m, passed away. I imagine you are quite a grown up young lady human welfare, la anch of now, AO though it is hard for me to nament. visualize you in an other form plan-- i fwrerament ,g than a girl in pigtails and short operaUon, gwerament dresses of an army JUtiti- l- and Aaron Bell. 34, looking 10 years to bureancrate juiinrflH younger, abruptly ceased dictating b I and stared hard at his stenographer private enterprise, profit The stenographer.' Miss Daniels by Tj, to continue. It calls for a name, was small, dark, vivacious rijprcM flow of new capital Into and exceedingly attractive. She had transportation, finance, come to work In the law office of all of merchandising, Attorney Aaron Bell two weeks preand vious. big business, CTrrertjenti She was a capable girl, yet for and some Yjut new capital is not, unexplainable reason Aaron 9 sot be, forthcoming so long as hadnt been able to get used to her. ilsir of socialism continues to That is to say, he felt nervous de-j- f whenever he was dictating letters. k ft American mind, jt fee ftet that the savings of During the next few days iaeriean people, represented Aaron began to get an inkling Is larger of why it was that he felt unj cashSun at equivalent. any time of our na-easy when dictating letters to history. The people are not Miss Daniels. He began to wontbeir savings, and win der if heretofore he hadnt been 0yhf as they tear the tak-long 0 attempting to evade an issue. of business by a socialized Be asked himself, secretly, if Miss Daniels was becoming to mean more to him than Just s h Us public addresses, a of eeme secretary. purely fm gu TWO DAYS LATER Aaron was pwSaa character. President the private ea flam b rudely swept out of the realm Jtafrt system, and insists It of ecstasy (a state of mind brought emtiase. la some partabout by his dinner date with Miss ita y3cal addresses, and ia Daniels), by receiving another letter from his ward. aat d Us lemaads for legia-iibe terse quite definitely "Dear Guardian: My boss is realh la left, and If eongrem ly quite lovely, and has been dislegisla-fca-; meted the demanded playing an unusual amount of interest in me since my last letter. b always pesslble that weald be embarked lasy-- we - 1T 7-Jtf- orts Where Credit is I)uc A grnip of men sut fraternizing In a London pub" There were nu.s-givin- " .jSjbIj na-com- y mr a, aa a a sedsllsUc ft the road, 0FAUiBUJ& jVEUrX LlinJEJNEAPrOF 135 ANC HUGH 34, 3-- TOOK FIVE CALIFORNIA T1XX THEM TO KATPAnCHO'GONCALES STEWART. 4-- 6-- 4 THE addresses at I 1 At any rate, Aaron took Miss Daniels in his arms and kissed her . . . I am not a little flattered by his at- tention and very much thrilled. In fact, I believe I could fall in love with him very easily. Aaron rang for Miss DanieU. Dear Temple: I demand that you resign from your present position at once. Its silly and absurd to think of a girl your age falling in love, especially with a man who makes love to every stenographer he employs. That night Aaron suggested a drive through the country and was acdelighted when Miss Daniels eveJune beautiful a was It cepted. cooning, with a full moon and a ocean. off the ling breeze blowing 07 findings presented by It might have been the atmosphertocialistic theorists. ic conditions which stirred to life the slumbering romance that lurks could name a within the breast of every man, or Instructed te re- it might have been the simple dehat has been accom-bd- if sire of a man for a mate. At any a socialistic sys rate Aaron took Miss Daniels in his uglsnd. Such a com- arms and kissed her and whispered findings would nonsensical things that somehow kb to aU the Ameri-KPt- e, wejaUe seemed to fit the occasion. l r should consist MORNING he found las f the 9f THE NEXT letter from Temple tod Joaruch, Herbert Dear wflliam Creighton on his desk. and Jeffries, com but 5. at class. Their state-h- e Guardian: Im sorry, folks from demands mands and accepted aa when a mean thing dont like you little girl is in love. And your I expot ,ple love. in Temple is certainly Purpose st either shell be proposed to in the pect proving s theory. very near future. 0nly. can there bo Aaron bussed for Miss Danas to' our iels. Dear Temple: This thing a decision has gone far enough. Its a pity enweasel ,top yea couldnt have been fraction a dowed with at least C tea; sense. Ue decision. of your fathers good f"W be bu it will be immedthat yon wish is It my could Plan for the name and iately send me the of yours. boss do so cannt this of address tet once. urrPtitioua effort to at to him write shall I 'p night that &n7u. ,ocialUtic Aaron bad hoped that courageous himself he would find marf?ake waya of enough to offer a proposal of adoPt socialijm as Yet Daniels. 'afcon.j. riage to Miss seated on thewhfJ 3rsten let ua do so iqh . again they were not thTOUh watching the moon come un out of deceit are the ocean, his courage failed. office Vi he went to Lie Private enteHeavy-eye- d Profit Ttcm let it be next morning to find a leUer SaU; ric aad 10 re I movt fear. him from Temple Creighton. 'Dear Guardian: You were right. ft. he was. wasteful and nt isnt the man I thought perjenst been !!rnmeDtal ystem Apparently he has Just with no idea of asking bWTi t Worth Jft COst more 10 d lead to ee marry him. I do wish you Pencils than of wt BelL Aaron is name Pencils. The vast to hrn His irf Temple Lovingly, purchases . than $io gtleased by WNtJ Ftsturss each. ac-Jfth- ed r in-b- C r1, j9 ljldent lJ1 By Tiion ' ch -- THE LMPIRES. pHE NATIONAL LEAGUE Is a baseball circuit where practically all the pennant playing lately has been by the Cardinals and the Dodgers. Once In a rare while some Interloper, such as the Braves of 1948, breaks Into the picture. But for the greater part of the time It Is the Cardinals and the Dodgers rolling together down the stretch. Once they get Into the world aeries the Cardinals are a far different team. The Cards have won a flock of such post- season pastorals while the Dodgers have yet to come a afe y through. But they can stir 1 lot- - doctor disagreed "Do you think Cain and Abel could have been born if there weren't a doctor around? he asked "I dont think either of you la correct," declared the architect "Before even Adam and Eve there had to be an architect around to bring some order out of the chaos The Russian spoke his piece then. "So," he said in a tone of absolute victory, "and who do you think created the chaos?" GRANTLAND RICE. of up trying. .Id the last years only the and Brave, through once, dust eight Cubs have each slipped probably when the Cardinals and Dodgers were not looking. Now we get the same story m the steamy year of 1949. The Braves and Phillies may be rated a chance, but the bet is that either Dodgers or Cardinals will take over the August and September stretch Last spring It looked as if the National League would bave much the better race. Now with the Athletics and the Red Sox still1 busy, with Clevelands Indians beginning to act in a hostile manner again, the A.L. race may be much the better show. It Is about time the other six clubs In the National picked up more steam. The crash of the Pirates was a heavy disappointment, as much of a Jolt as the downfall of the Red Sox was up through July Fourth. The main idea seems to be that anything can till happen in baseball. "Dont Play Out addressed to the genial host of high handicap golfers. God bless 'em; without them there would be no lush green fairways, bordered with sky blue lakes and stately pine trees; no healthful and beautiful outdoors brought to your doorstep. They are the majority. "Frequently they, or rather you, play with low handicappers, business associates and other friends, and suffer mental anguish because you know they would prefer playing with better golfers. You are definitely right, but for an entirely different reason than you utink. Seventy and low 80 shooters do not mind if you carve out a neat 103, but when you bother their game by not observing the simplest rules, they feel like crowning you with a niblick and you do not always observe them. A good golfer only wants to be permitted to play his own game, undisturbed. Here are a few suggestions: (1)- . "Do not delay the game. Thla la the moat common fault, and thla alone la enough to ruin the concentration of other member of your foursome. (a) Bo in a position to play when It cornea your turn. (b) "Do not take a lot af practice strokes; preferably none. (c) "I)e not painstakingly play out a nine or ether high score when you are completely out ef the contest. Pick up. Others want to get on with the game. (d) "Do not ask everyone In your foursome what club U use. (2)- . Be quiet, motionless and look at the playor addressing the ball an til ho has played. (S). Many duffers csss out their own mistakes, load, long and continuously. Dont do it. Others aro trying to concentrate oa their own game. SURPRISE! tlBXT DOOD The sergeant was eating out one You certainly were celebrating last night, ho snapped. Yes, sarge, the recruit replied meekly. "Youve given the company another black mark, the aergeant continued. I hear you were drunk and pushing a wheelbarrow down the company street. Where was 1 at the time? he roared. "In the wheelbarrow," replied the recruit. That Showed Em A baseball team had been staggering through a terrific batting slump. Game after game had been lost due to that missing punch in the pinch. The coach called a special batting practice one morning end watched with disgust as his players bounced slow grounders to the infield and short pop flies, also to the infield. Grabbing a bat he charged out of the dugout and snorted, "Here, you muggs, Ill show you what I want done. He ordered the pitcher to tosa them In aa hard as he could but he'had forgotten that he was out of practice. He did no better than his men. After about ten futile wipes at the horaehlde he flung bla bat to the ground and shouted, "See, thata what you guys have been doing. Now get up there and learn to slug tfce ball. amus-frimself- ; NtouJcnt Clajcs Ullllin LOOM TABLE OCR Iff VERVHUN6RV-- ffTROLirano to cihsoom WHEN SlFPtR GOING WILLBtBEAtY ffUPPER see ABSTRACTS COUPLE OP CRACKERS. THEN TOURS HOUSE SURE REST OP FAMILY IS RtAPY mx. to LOOKS INTO RETIRES 8W-- ir wwHknwtt. rwiYtt mother wht wtf a hitch tell what Hit BELT K to 5 TDSEtrHEM HAVE kitchen. asxs m UPPER KEAPV VET? 0 THERCU. PC AND FIRST NO DELAY W CHAIR SfTTWO OOtWN. ITCH SIXMOS IN PwALLV GIVES SkSNAL. tWH6-RO- 0 to Mff 13 CtMT WHEN MOTHER UPFTAIRff TO )NASH ff HANDff MQm BACK HOME AGAIN By Ed Dodd SUFFICIENT rh--'- ''- FIX-I- T By Tom Guteon Spectator "Have an accident? Victim No thanks, I Just bad one. WHEELBARROW STUNT SILENT SAM IP YOU INSTALL A Sink STRAINER IN THE BOTTOM THAT DID IT! The boss bad reached the climax of his campaign to keep the office clean. He spied a that A wheelbarrow IS USED FOR CARRYING VEGETABLES, YOU CAN WASH THE PRODUCE RDtT IN TWC, WHEELBARROW WITH A HOSfc, THE THE STRAINER ALLOWING op smouldering cigarette butt near a chair of one of the workers and demanded if it was his. No, said the worker, "you may bave it to Ruh THROUGH WATER THE BOTTOM- - S iay 2 Dy of the recruits. A Nino number a of golfers Apparently are getting much slower than they were some time ago. Just as we were trying to work up a message, the following ar Joa Surprim There have been a flock of great rived from F.A.W., an eminent golfer and also a hot rooter for ballplayers around New York end Michigan's football team against Brooklyn in the last two days. Their all comers. tongues, as usual, were busy. The This seems to cover the field first topic was Joe DIMagglo and his spectacular return to his best completely get in top People love golf and I love peo form with nn did. he seems are It so remarks and shape. today's pie, type ,r SONG BLIND MICE TOO MUCH CF A POKE Cards, Dodgers Rule the Roost firaDtUd E, lean-thpresident he is for private enter-1- 1 that his partisan addresses, his demands on congress for iticn that would lead to are the products of euMdy inclined theorists em as presidential advisors. So eg as fiiat situation exists there W s doubt in the minds of the foican people, and they will teto fteir savings, and not put ori k American business. (day we do not need to accept sties. There is an abundance of vanity to secure the facta aa I be operation of socialism as a policy. The best source of bctual information is Eng-- r could ten us in definite hat socialism has r tor her people. may guess at the result, l fftsa do not dispel fears, or ft thinking or the efforts fteorists. What we want on 1J to nuke a decision for the b definite and factual o lecured by those who rrtrMtd only in the best in-American people as E do not want to seek proof of a theory, and the C;a would not accept as con--r' .OF THE MET tq J OFFICIALLY banned THE PLAYING SPORTLIGHT. name it might bo public, tent the WERE him. The national LEAGUE HAS AT a am convinced that SCORES 7 HOURS TO PLA regard-h- a ?troniIly, 1 SVc TENNfS ATTEP iHt W49 iXIThCRN 11 a2AWPI0NSH'PGAMES WINNIES ' ilia. J:ivb and each was of a dilTetent nationality There was an Aineneun. a lawyer; a Canadian, who wns a doetor; an Italian, who was a pretty good arehiteet, and a ltusM.m. a staunch member of the Communist party. As they argued as to which profession was established first in the world the lawyer said he thougnt that man could not have survived If he hadn't a few laws to govern 3 Q By John fiHir na-th- gctlcally INKLINGS Delay la Trade A young boy. Jingling two pennies in his pocket, walked up to a farmer and pointing to a tomato hanging luacloualy from a vine, aid, does you a dog chase cars ? ONE WAY TO PREVENT DOGS PROM CHASING CARS IS TO ATTACH A SMALL RUBBER BAU TO ONE OP THE DOG'S FRONT LEGS. THE BALL WILL PREVENT THE DOG FROM RUNNING FAST. SERIOUS ACCIDENTS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY DOGS CHASJN& CARS Td like to bave that tomato. How much will you charge me for it? "Five cents," replied the tanner. But I have only two centa, said the boyjio pie fully. 9 Well, you can have that one' over there, said the farmer, pointing to a nall. immature specimen. The boy plunked the two cents in the farmers palm and aaid, Okay, Til buy that one and come back In a week for it". Dy J:Il Hayes |