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Show 6 THK HKK the day after hi nomination. Gebhart was talking to AI Kckluml and one or two other friends, their subject being the councilmanic nominees. Finally the baker leaned over the bar and seriously asked who might be a good man to put up for sheriff. The boys pointed out the difference between a city and a county campaign. Then Gebhart set 0 lie follow inganent Buckle? withdrawal fiiiui i lie Pin tie Miner: 1 i "Iiw Hn: nf a recent datr ciOiciall v an lit w illulr.in.il nf (hinge Buckle liouuce from I lit nuvorahtv contest in Salt likt City. This, mu, in tiie face of the Get that Mr. lluckle hail the nomination practically vi ithin hi giasp. It is Imt anotlo r illustra tion of the fact that the Tribune gang. if they can not rule, seem determined to ruin, ami its henchman only need apply for any position within its control." 1 c 1 hey say Arthur Barnes is sick of the race already, lie stands as little chance to get into the mayors chair as a hen does to swallow the moon. He knows it, too, strange !o say. Somebody has no doubt told him that lhompson is much too strong a man, much too clean a man to suit Barnes. Should Harnes record in the city council be ventilated he knows he wouldn't get votes I his is enough to wad a shotgun. going to be done, and hence the council president is sad and sick at heart. here are several good stories going the rounds in connection with the recent conventions. I here is one told on E. (i. Ivins which makes nearly everybody except Kd smile. Kd. lias been hanging on the ragged edge of Republican politics ever since he was let out as city editor of the Herald. Helms been training very industriously all summer with Alma Katz and his outfit, and at the precinct convention he was able to muster sufficient strength to be named as a member of the committee on resolutions. Mr. Ivins, on the dav of the ci tv convention, walked around, his inside coat pocket bulging with a wad of paper on which lie had a draft of a platform which he proposed to submit to the committee. The committee met and, as every one in touch with affairs knew, the draft submitted by another member of the committee was adopted. Hut Kd. belongs to the Katz School of Politics, the chief teachings of which consist in informing everybody else that you are it, the only tin can in the alley, etc., and so he stepped out from the conclave chamber and informed everybody that the draft proposed by himself was adopted. Some took him seriously, most of them winked the other eye. Ed. sauntered out. Then Secretary Tanner scurried out from the room with the original copy. It looked as though it had been carried in a pocket for a week or two, there was scarce a change in the text, but, alas, it was not in Ed.s handwriting. And the crowd smiled and winked again. I em up, Wr clip lb fi ni l i t exchanges; Same girls have fedow. a d ! i ur o or 1 , Before being caught for a w;lt ; i While never bail but -t u.u Jftle In all my manh niy hie. I, stum bow, was luav ahadl d f t ho., Tho really doim kn w wiui J Ami when be fist hiu!td(if hoe ,i.d 1 b. j- 1 , The Republican ticket is receiving cum pliments from members of all parties. It is generally conceded that it is the strongest ticket ever put up since the party was ur-- g iniml in this state. Ezra I hompson is one of the very best men that could have been selected to head the ticket. He is progressive and his name is a synonym for honesty and uprightness. He was born in Salt Lake, and with the exception of twelve years spent in Park City, has lived here all his life. He is just the kind of a man to be at the helm. He will be elected because as between him and Harnes t lu re is no compaiison. The latter has not been successful at anything except peanut politics. t ? Ray Naylor, the candidate for recorder, has a walkover. When (jus Hackman beard of Naylors nomination lie declared be would rather run against any other man that the Republicans could put on the ticket. This amounts to an admission that he cant beat jnv s Oh, mamma, G w;.nt t I c it d! We at iu the parlor, n e S tiar lay nigh:, I be s tf i seemed it ini.lv in ill; He turned t!w n :bt lamp fit in tiukt iDg light Would sca.ee i.'c: a shadow at all. Then Mi'dv and nmitllv t k n my band, He squeed it as hart) a be d red; knew be was going sty stunt thing. am! Ob, mamma, but wasnt I sc.ud! 1 1 -- 1 In tcndiTest accent be called mr his dear. The swet lest v oung ere .lure on e.rtl; 1 never G foie b it so mnous and queer As then since the tSay o( my biith. He drew me up close to his qub t ring lic.w, I struggled cm! a'ked lion lie dared; And when on my iq bis warm kbsr he press'd -Oil, mamma, but w.oni scared! 1 The day of oar edding, ich maidenly chum Said thing' which thought were not nict ; And every !i! dame :n the n igliboi In od vv I i cane Naylor. . . Albert Reiser, candidate for auditor, a young man with a good record as deputy recorder under Dav e Emery. He lias filled various clerical positionsand is well qualified to succeed the present auditor. ; r 'v To offer me word' of advice. When a'ked ;1 Id hoc and ciicri'h tine, gh life. At the preacher stupidly stared; Ami when wa told I was really a wide Oh, mamma, but wasnt I scared! 1 1 r J. Parley White, for treasurer, is another good selection, while no better man than C. W. Morse could have been found to accept the nomination for city attorney. Judge Twomey will make a good police justice and will do much to drag that responsible position out of the mire into which it has been sunk by the present misfit. The Democrats are beginning to realize they arc up i GET YOUR t CAMPAIGN against it. Chollv Summah! Miss Caustique bwain fevali larst Indeed; where did you Printing have it? DONE BY Female Journalists, scribbler of the Yellow Kid variety throws spasms for the Denver Evening Post under the heading "Willie B. Goode. The caption is stolen from The Bees "Otto B. Goode. s "These female "journalists steal all of Andrew Gebhart, one of the Demothe good ideas they use, and thus get cratic candidates for the council from the Fifth Precinct is generally conceded to be their salaries under false pretenses. It the ablest man on that ticket. Gebhart is strange that the proprietors of the newspapers do not see their bunco never paid much attention to politics, as appears from an incident which occurred on games, and "fire them. A female h i 1 FRED MORSE, PRINTER. 67 Commercial St. ! |