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Show 8 THE JJHK. the waste basket, never to be noticed agai i, and so the until a dozen or more fellows are ruined, and the girls 3 world-revolve- 3 3 3 3 3 s A. S. WATSON, MORTICIAN. fllllWIl OIRICIORI UCdSlD IBIUIR find a fellow at last (t.oiaPrice TELEPHONE 445. PARLORS CP OSITU boy though) who will have barrels 1 3 of money to keep them ana live in a brick house lined with gold and wear diamond. When a po;r ragged fellow that For First class Hicvclc repairing sue has ruined comes along and and novelty work go to asks her for a piece of bread she will give him , looking glass and tell him to go out on the wood-pil- e and watch himself starve 3 POSTOr-PICfJ- . - 3 If Pat Liu nan h is any influence with the census commissioner for Utah, it will likely be insisted that the infant industry of this state will be given a prominent place, and data as to monopolies in the business Iv. collected. Pat objects to protection to these monopolies, but he might advise pensioning and restore confidence. Round A Some one has emasculated the Herald or editor of the Salt applied a General Ops censorship. On local quest. ons he is as timid as the man without enemies and as weak as a suckling chibl. When Noble Warrum first entered upon the duties of editor of that journal he had dash and to death. Poor fellow. This is the crucourage and brains, but of late the of office boy with a pair of scissors elty or the could do equal injustice to the Price. Stand Postmaster Thomas, of Utahs editorial columns.--(W- v metropolis, was down to Mount ard. Making platforms to catch disPleasant this week to smooth BYERS ..BROS. satisfied Republicans has never matters with Web Greene and his Pretty nearly all the space in been a profitable business for the All work tfuarantfNHp Weyden rented. friends. We learn via grapevine last wick's Hox Kldcr News was Democrats. The gentlemen who death walk-- d out of the Republican cor. 30 1 west teriipie. soli like cm telegraph that the genial Arthur's used up in publishing presence had jest the opposite notices and obituaries. If some convention in 96 failed to make effect. The wound caused by the editors would pay more attention uj) for the large contingent who fall which Salt Lakers took out of to the living their papers would walked out of the Democratic the Sanpete g. o. p. will require be more interesting. Obituary party later on. American Eagle. something more than soothing notices are poor draw ing cards for Tlv Randolph Round-Usays syrup to effect a cure. Sanpete a rustling town. Quil" Nebcker has given up the Democrat. There arc those believe that the idea of going to South America Miss Lcda Stromberg, the Lord evidently intends Judge O. on a mission. woman made notorious in Salt V. Powers for some high and gloLake City through her connec- rious end, else the recent almost J. J. BAMBERGER, tion with the Morris murder case, miraculous escape of the judge Mining Stock Broker, is now- cutting a wide and deep would not have occurred. Mr. Properties Bought and Sold. swath. She has been voted the A. W. McCunc, please take 161 SOUTH M IN ST. most popular woman in Zion. A notice. Living Issues. A Mock Salt Lake Member Exchange. Mining voting contest was inaugurated by the management of the Salt Lake There are more dishonest men diawho have been made so by disbathing resort recently and a SALT LAKE BUSINESS COLLEGE, mond ring valued at $500 was ad- honest laws and social conditions vertised 10 be given to the woman than by all other causes comwho would receive the largest bined. One good way to make number of votes at 25 cents per men honest would be the making vote. There were a number of of honest laws for their governEstablished in 1889. contestants. At the last moment ment. Living Issues. g dudes some silly An practical day and The Advocate says there are bought 2, ODD tickets and voted evening school for both sexes. them for the Stromberg woman. some girls in Price, and cites the Private instruction for backward students. Of course she won, and Salt Lake following to guide the tenderfoot: No Vacations. Rates Reasonaole. Visitors Welcome. A stranger is not a stranger in society is shocked. J udges refused to have anything to do with the Price very long. The first day he Call, or Write for Information. mess, pronouncing it a fake and a takes a walk around town he is fraud. It all goes to show that surprised bv being confronted by with an improper use of money in a crc.wd of girls who will say: $ WE MAKE A SPECIALTY OF the hands of gamblers and bums PRIVATE DINING ROOMS Why, when did you come? BANQUETS AND PARTIES. The gentleman will reply: any old thing can be polished up and made to shine. Safina Press. You must be mistaken in the fellow, ladies. I have never been The Ogden Standard says the here before. Salt Palace is a big fake. Of The girls will say: course nothing else could be exOh, we know that. We were AND GRILL ROOM. from the Standard, for it pected just looking for a beau and would show symptoms of jealthought you would not object to Positively the finest cafe between Chicago and San P'rancisco toward Salt Lake enterously any our choosing you. hasnt enough Tiie fellow thinks he is all right Ogden prise. MATT GOLLINSON, Proprietor. to to even a fake. energy get up and spends all his money to buy 155 MAIN STREET, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. a nice suit of clothes and cue a You are mistaken. The Standshine with the girls, until another TELEPHONE 559ard got out two editions of it is he Then comes along. stranger the Fake. a aside as piece of paper into cast ke would-be-bell- ei 1 m j p - j m cane-suckin- up-to-dat- ltDercham$ Globe-Heade- r. - e, ftfe |