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Show io THE BEE Cut In two by whirling saw! Woman snfhshed her husband's jaw! Three eyed baby! Armless man! Strychnlno put in milking can! How I murdered ninety men! Raving dog that mangled ten! Woman Samson! Man ate glass! Blown to atoms! Killed by gas! Thats tho kind of stuff, wo kno,w Mason tho Yellow Papers go. M Wilson, in Life. ATTRACTIONS SCHEDULED. Salt Lake Theater, Hoyts A Stranger In New York," Monday, and Tuesday, May 9th and 10th. SPRINGS COMING. Its sure as fate! Little towheads at tho gate Heady now for diggin bait. y Miss Francis of Yale Is a the cleverness of Etienne Cirardat. which shows prominently It is reminiscent of Charley's Aunt and as furiously funny as that clever piece. The people of the cast are clever and the performances given here were very satisfactory. farce-comed- The dull season Is upon us, and from now on we will see very little in the dramatic lina War is now the attraction. It is a new feature in the country, and the stirring news of battle is eagerly sought. Peace and its victories and defeats are forgotten, for the time, and all things stale before the torpedo and the shell. The enthusiasm witnessed at the Theater the first part of the week is an evidence of how' firmly the war fever Is seated. The temperature fluctuates with the news, and if a great battle be fought in the Atlantic and our fleet is victorious the enthusiasm will know no bounds. What attraction can draw against this one of war?? The people want to hear or read of the crash of arms, the clamor of war, and nothing will thrill them other than that at this time. Most people go to the theaters either to laugh or be thrilled. It is too serious a time for laughter, and the drama is not so intense and thrilling as war or its bulletins. So, in my opinion, the theater will suffer for a while, only to gain greater success after the war is gone. People will endeavor to feed their love of sensation after the war, and will seek it in the drama. y, We are to have Hoyts latest York, Monday and Tuesday of next week. farce-comed- A Its East and west Hills that in the snow was dressed Wearin bouquets on their breast. Its n, I kin see In tho tree Blossoms peepin out at me. blizzard-blighte- d In the rills that run a race Fish kin skacely keep their place Playin leapfrog Toro my face! An the sweet birds still so long. Hear tho springtimes silver gong An air primpin up for song. Cornin cornin sure as fate! Tell them towheads at the gate Fill that oyster can with bait! Atlanta Constitution. THE GREAT Stranger In New RENEWING HER YOUTH. One of the most remarkable stories of renewed youth is told by the Cincinnati Enquirer. It says that Limestone county, Ala., has an interesting phenomenon in an aged matron who has fallen heir apparently to another period of youth. Mrs. Polly Emery, aged eighty-seveof excellent family, has fn thirty years been an old woman with years white hair, wrikled face and enfeebled strength. Twenty-seve- n a About head. her from a tooth extracted brother dentist evry ago year ago her health commenced to improve. Her strength returned, her figure became more erect, her eyes brighter, her movements more clastic. Her hair began to turn dark and her gums to swell. Today she has a fine suit of black hair and has cut a new and complete set of teeth, has regained her erect carriage of fifty years ago, and looks like a woman thirty five or forty years of age . in' WAR-SCAR- E. War! War! War! Horrible, bloody war! The troops are ordered out To put the Dons to rout. War! War! War! A man in Oskaloosa Has put his armor on, And swears that he is going To lick the haughty Don! This means that wTar is certain, We cant avoid it now Come, hurry up and purchase An extra anyhow! War! War! War! Horrible, bloody war! Theres going to be a row, We dont know why or how. Bow-wow-wo- w! DO YOU READ THEMP Suicide! Double murder! Death his bride! Arson! Poison! Poor white slave! Dead mans message! Tidal Wave! Landslide! Earthquake! Crushed to death by a cable car! How to run a private bar! Prize fight make a strange romance! Woman in hypnotic trance!, Typhus! Spotted death! Smallpox! Man with poison in his breath! Pretty actress breaks her leg! Russel Sage on How to Beg! Holocaust! Frightful deluge! Railroad smash up, ninety lost! War! War! War! Cleveland Leader. The way the Salt Lake City Railway runs the Waterloo branch of its system is a standing disgrace to the patrons of that particular line; the track is in such a miserable condition that one virtually takes his life in his hands every time he steps on the car. It is true that they have placed three new ties recently in vicinity of Tenth South street, and may place three more. Think of it! Yet their contract with the Why city calls for the maintaining of a safe and reliable service. should such a state of utter negligence exist? It cannot be because the line is not paying, for we are reliably informed that it is one of the best patronized lines on the whole system. The general public are getting tired of such utter disregard for their welfare, and are loud ip their protests of the same, |