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Show ' .... March 22. 1934 THE WEEKLY KEFLKX- - PAGE THREE tl EVERYDAY LIFE yy jumps thing about this world rCNNY unexpectedness the 1 of , usee you erer notIce(1 thatl come to you unexpect things things happen In Just ( ed bad Some folks are al had things to hap-I- t sometimes seems as If to whom ,ere Just the people , do happen. 4ibjs Wheels, the Jamping Mouse. most wonderful of ,U size the Is one - of - the most a0e ay. expecting Ft op and Blindly Wiahed He Hadnt Jumped Then dnembers of a most timid fam-jteven his cousin, Nlbbler aouse Mouse, Is more timid. So, ill timid people, Nlmbleheels I the time expecting something Anyhow, that Is the appen. it appears to his neighbors. , ot 58 hi Stl in lie em e t d BytJEAN NEWTON WNU Bervlo. A PERMANENT WAVE IN ONES TEMPERAMENT - in h idv ive to ie jui ( ran L a; Ji k dwi iji goes in great he moves about. ft. Babbit thought long That at rsia quite surprised j jumps Is b wbat first, and when he that Nlmbleheels runs the ground In much the It Is say as his relatives. be Is startled or In great dan-JNlmbleheels Jumps. i Is much like Peter Rabbit In be prefers the night to the tor traveling about That Is reason why be Is not better S on ut Joy of bicycle Flo, is to ffic cop on two riding says circle around wheel and t his big feet at the same without getting a ticket to !wring :di 6 ft Jodi court. Bl Syndicate. WNU Brvlc. KNOW It would be better If were .calm and collected and more stable and ,iolsed. and It would certainly be easier living with me,' gald a really lovable young person I know, but I'm Just not built that way. I am what I am theres nothing I can do about It but let people hate me I If the same girl weighed 180 waistline, pounds and had a would she any, "Id like to be slim, but Im Just not built that way? 1 doubt It. I think she would hustle right out and get thnt eight een day diet, or the nine day diet, or whatever It Is palled, that fakes the fat off the hips and reduces the waistline and changes a "44" Into a 16." I think she would bravely forego starches anil turn her back on sweets, though she had to clenrh her fists to eat lettuce, when she craved Ice cream and summon all her will power to down leihon Juice In place of "double malted!" If the same girl had a face that Just went with curls and ringlets, but was gifted with tresses as straight as a poker, would' she blithely say, Id look so much better If my hair had a wave, but what can 1 do when It just wasnt made that way"?, I doubt It. I think this girl would ,hle herself to. the beauty shop for a permanent wave, even though It meant going without lunches or working overtime to be able to af ford It I think she would cheer fully give the time and any fortitude that might be required for the operation and no less cheerfully continue to take the time and make the effort necessary to keep those curls looking the! best No more fortitude .than Is required to discipline her figure would discipline her temperament and the time and effort that turns straight hair Into lovely curls would make the necessary Improvement In a dls- - Makes 80,000 U When the .book says that Sir Philip Sidney was an aristocrat it meant that he did stunts In a circus. BONERS are actual humorous s found in examination essays, etc., by teacher. pa-per- a, tid-bit- j Tnpleasnnt things "may he pleas- a sense, antly remembered tml-t- nAmong, theve overcome, dangers "tr jire hard- - survived ships and sacr flees that bear fruit. ISo It was held hv Aeneas, who assured his By ED HOWE comrade that In days to come they Inst empress of Russia was would rejoice to recall (heir' trials a good woman; never a breath ami tribulations 4tu can readily of si uiitlal about her S!iejaaH le enough under.! tnd ,lhls. It Is only voted to her children, to her church the trnisons that It to A- - and actually loved her huslund re. all There ciij be nothing, painful t livery slay f her life she did In the recolt.s t inn of d llloullles miis--'- " c. Ity woik or talked Hhniit It ...She (.red. An old philosopher was eon- in lieved In scud ng to Vlneo.l thlit the gnd-- i rci.ced To see convert the licatlun 'lle loved art, a good man In ilith. ullles, for that and lived lu an emotional and sen Involved a eonlllet In which It Is t Iiuoiit.il atmosphere all her life, to to trt for a hiotTg the ejillre neglect of practical- corn in iph Whit H t to remember moti sense ami education, she talked lovaltv to truth and right BrownIncessantly of Justice for her sub ing Til iJkes th's MTV clear Itr one of lets, and actually treated thciu-s- o ,hls (miimms 'I he thing that stings Is hrtdly (hat tin. illy they he it. her to the tlnii of failure and death, together with her hiishind faNeness and pettiness. .and children Sh ilo.peare's counsel to thine own . K itheruie also of was not self he true'' cannot he lmnmved on. a heantltul ehirnter; In fait, a A mans future, Ihe point from good deal of h tom hov, hut no one wM.h he look-- hack on his. Journey tver elnuged her with tnlng a sen through llle, Is determined by what iift'ii t ii fool She was so much he does and thinks every div. If he devoted to common aense tlmt she would have luppr recollections, he .invited oltalre maslei of It, to her can h ive them, ut only hv tilling court; she bid against Frederick the his life wllh tilings wlilch he would J j tireat In an "attempt to buy him, lohdie and he proud to remember. 7 jL,. ' ft ,hat might "give her subject a the Memorv nun be one of llfon blessv henellt of Ills wisdom. ?,1 f s, ings or one of Its greatest curses. -- or No, fortune teller ystlcs To return to the gloomy phase of wore admitted to her circle of the siihjivt, I.ndy Macbeth suffered triends or Advisors; Imd she Invitfrom and because of things rooted ed a IUsputln to her court by the In the memory." which Is a very solFor (he Young Lady she would have emn thought. If evil' Is rooted In th IN hack stairway, his had ho talked the memory It Is very difficult to get mouth slapped nonsense Bnsputln talked to the rbl of. Indlanapons News. .last empress of Itus.sla. I don't know there Is any moral Ferrys Seeds are sold only In fresh By ANNE CAMPBELL to this, but It Is a curious Incident dated tmekage. When you buy FerIn history I often think nhouL ry's Seeds you are wire of the tlnest In thy way, dear Cod! feet quality available. Adv. my SET v ill be easy then A woman's Idea of l'topla," a ' To trend the paths the saints Imve Ver From the Bible wife writes, "la to have her husband trod 11 that k.sipotli hia mouth keepeth far smarter than she Is In the necFar from the haunts of men. Ida Proverbs KHIL life. essary activities of life. Such a There are two roads (hat may husband earns more money than take. Dr. Pierre Pellets are bct for liveT, could, and spends and Invests sjie One ilunhs the st.irry heights, Uiwel find utomuch. One little Pellet for It with hotter sense, lie makes It a laxative three for s cathartic. Adv. And olio, pursued for the vain iMtssIhle for her to be with Interworld's sake, and Important people. ' He esting Think It Over Is lost in bit tor nights , flatters her .constantly, and ConsidTime spent In getting even would ers it definitely his business to maks tie better client In getting ahead. Set my feet In thy way, oh Lord, her life a success. She has time Anil let me see the sweep to keep herself decorative." . . . Of whlte elnd angels moving toward This will flatter the men a little, Thy presenee, si ill and deep. and the poor devils get so little of There Is a loveliness scarce seen It I have gone to the trouble of reExcept by Inner eyes, printing 1L That lifts our souls beyond the mean. . And makes us flue and wise. From the beginning of the human race every man of reasonable InSet my feet In thy way, dear Bod, telligence has flnnjly admitted that And may my spirit find natural law la the supreme power, Bright Eyes . . In reaching upward, with the clod, and cannot be changed. What we The growth for me designed.. No Bad Skin eall the Capitalistic System (and There Is a fuller life for mo She (named kHiir ago how which so many say la tottering) Is a, pin Above the common day. nervovuirioM anu lack of pep come from natural law. Every race of men has imwel IUKKliuiwi and coiuiupaUon. Now Help me to reach It finally NR (Nature' Konxxlyi ta her anrret of practiced It, haled It; millions have Set my feet In thy way parklliur lord In. mi and vital hoalth. No said there In no death, hut every UNII Hi vlc I o; rlicht mom tncITwttre partial relief for her NR Tablet give thorouRli rteanw one has defeated his own argti-- ! Inx Rivntljr lUmulallug the enure bowel. ment by dying. . . . (let food, Million take NR for thorough, eflertlva WITTY KITTY relief from oooaUpaUoa sod bilkvusneaa. clothing, shelter; extract from life (let a 2 Ac hot. Hr a i a wu.ro x pitnam such comfort as Is In tt. That Is All druRgUta ,.r nr 1'leaaanV tato the law of Nature and of the Capl- half- r t.t not and j JUL This pretty spring gown Is notable tallstlc System. Living In Idleness Informing for the charmingly young square off the neighbors Is the doctrine of d jnO'fm-- I tor relief neck line bordered simply with a rebel thrown out of God's king-- i tvoo. heartlnun. Only 10 UMb Quick doubled frill of the print to match dom. that on the sleeves. At one time Rilerlus was In effect GET IN on tho Year's NEWEST llvt esl 1NMP1HATIONAL HUZZLWl, of old Borne. Sllerlus nodictator ufMwaur to ertM word puilM. Oalrk minty ful of melted butter, one egg yolk m4 nvorybody a pmapnri. kor MUupL where saya thlji In his writing, but tnt tain tiftlna Band onnt NOTV Ut and enough thin cream to make of CM. . fwad 710. the Introduction to the memoirs says kwp(ratleal Nnlea. P. 0. Sat Place the consistency to spread. Sllerlus was head of the army, and between layers and on top. close adviser and friend of the emCHAPPED DOGGH SKID peror, a weaker man. In that anOrange Fudge. cient time Sllerlus was In the posiTo relieve the eorenesa and dryness Take one well washed orange, retion of the modern Mussolini In and hasten the return of skin comfort move seeds and put through the and health, apply soothing Italy, or Hitler In Germany, alfood chopper, after grating the rind an not brawler. great though equally Measure one cupful of water, mix Sllerlus confesses In his memoirs the rind and Juice and cook until were he free to completely orthat tender; add one cupful of the liquid the affairs of the people, he der with enough of the Juice to make not think of a plan better could with water a full cup. add four cupthan tjie plan they had worked out fuls of sugar and one small can of for themselves. He often thought, condensed milk. Boll t the soft ball eaye nothing-- 1 The he saldf of an Ideal world, but the stage. Beat until cooL ever lost through politenees, except old huthan nature always Intruded, a tubway seat and he could agree on no plan that Creamed Potatoes. would probably work better. rile sufferers from Protruding; When creaming potatoes, sprinkle Bleeding, Itching or Blind Piles, was a vigorous, advenSllerlus can now get relief from very a tablespoonful of caraway seed Into dcr, and three tablespoon fuls of lard and man with women, ' first treatment by axing them. This gives a delirious flavor well .rubbed Into the dry mixture. turing much of better relations beto the dish which will be enjoyed Add buttermilk with a little soda to thought tween the sexes, but concluded at make of the consistency to handle. by those who like caraway. last that a new and. better way, Shape Into small flat cakes and offering less quarreling and sufferCorn Dodgers. place on a greased baking sheet could not be devised. "The Q. IL (Quick Relief) Pile OintTake three cupfuls of cornmeal, itake In a hot oven juntll a golden ing, of the men and women lx a new reinedy for the ment charges of one half teaspoonful sift with brown. he are other each treatment of pile sufferers no true," against br WMtaro Nwppr Union. salt, one teaspoonful of baking pow- matter how long afflicted, guarsaid, but I can think of no remanteed to give satisfactory relief edy." or money refunded. In bla time the political partlea Before placing this pile ointwere distinguished by colors; the on the market for sale, it ment radicals-wer- e called blues, the .conput-twas the acid test servatives greens, eta He sided and severe cases, never fallwith neither; charges of both were ing to produce wonderful reas were the he decided, sults. true, :harges of the poor against the rich, If you are troubled with plies, die charges of the rich against the do not experiment Get Q. R. Pile Ointment If yonr drug'poor, but he did not bankrupt his gist does not carry it In stock, jovernment trying relief plans, as fill out the blank below and mall xe could think out no remedy p'rom-sin- g It to success. C Hll Uru.llotK 1 WNU I - ch-t- r pos-vi- char.-wte- r - li'ei-.an- row-nriM.- v, re.-oll- llus-d.i- , W 1 - SET MY FEET THY WAY -- i M I ! i Spontaneous combustloi Is a term applied to a bad case of measles or smallpox. hottentot Is a sausage sandwich with mustard on it. A Minnehaha Is the feminine form of horselaugh according to modern slang. When Bnssanlo said I am upon the rack," "Wherever home." I hang he Vitamin Is a kind of coal mined In Iowa. The prehistoric Egyptians dressed In skin. ,' Ball Syndicate. WNU B.rvlc. Girl-Frien- SUNSHINE SPICE CAKE AND OTHER THINGS cupful of brown sugar, cupful of shortening, f one cupful of sour milk, teaspoonful of soda, two eggs, re- TAKE one one-hal- serving one jrotk for the frosting, two teaspoonfuls each of cinnamon and baking powder, one teaspoonf ful of cloves, teaspoonful s of nutmeg, one and In Mix order of flour. the cupfuls and bake in layers. given one-bal- seven-eighth- ., pining for sunstiln ij ll j -- 1ft hat my j ell-o- n As i Exposures a Second " 1 40-lnr- h a1 bi Different Characters A Womans "Utopia Natural Law- - 1 1 I wtred it Bell SyndlCAta. Boners Womans Eyes sure, Nlmbleheels has to makehlm timid. Like est of his family, he Is forever (bunted.- In the daytime he knows when the keen eyes of rcber of the Ilawk family are At any time of day him. i Pussy the Cat may come 'sj through the grgss looking At night Hooty the Owl, (In. 7 Fox and Old Man Coyote for him as they do for his Mouse. So ,1, Danny Meadow Is always ready to tit the least hint of danger. n mustnt understand from what r told you that Nlmbleheels ; . b die If that's all. THROUGH A be doi -- known by the, little people of the daytime. - That Is the time he likes to sleep curled up In a 6nug little nest under a grassy tussock or up turned sod. This Is Just what he was doing one day not long after his visit to the, dear Old Brier Patch. He was fast,, yes, very fast asleep, dreaming the dreams that mice love best. Not a single soul knew where' his cozy little bed was He had slept there for so many days vMthout once being disturbed that felt quite safe there. Whenever hi wfnt out looking for food he ex pected something to happen, but there In tharparerully hidden little nest he never expected anything to " happen. This being bo, perhaps you can Imagine how Nimblehi els felt when he was wakened from those beauti ful mouse dreams by the stiakfus of the ground by heavy footsteps very near him. His eyes flew open but down there among the stems of the tall grasses he could see nothlng. Swish, swish, came through the grass and something very big and terrible seemeu to be right over him. Nlmbleheels was too fright But If he couldnt ened to think. think, he could Jump, and Jump he (lid, without once looking where he was Jumping. He said afterward that there wasn't time foi that. He jumped blindly and then wished be hadn't He landed In the queerest position that Jacks "calm And place you. can Imagine. Can you poise." Would our young friend say guess where ? that this Is less Important? Oh, no; , T W. Burgeu. WNU Servlet. she. Just never looked at It that way; r BLINDLY' MEMORYS PART IJT THE RECORDS OF IIoweAbout: pEIDTTIOE STTCDiay Q TUO.RMTORI W. BlIRGESS BLEHEELS - P Cake. Mix one and ooe third cupfuls of confectioners sugar, one teaspoon PILES d QlPile Ointment o E N- MF - a R. 0 NTM South 6th East - 1 T- CL-C- O-. 373 I have long observed that when I im out of condition I can get less; by prompt results-by-eating Hu.ui-t- above bj Ueman electrlal company, the camera shown L,. caPable of 80.U00 exposures a second. Operations of the shortest an, Euch'as the oscillation of springs, valve motion of combustion light processes of fuses and swljclies, ftnd other moyetaents J human eye is incapable of BCfuik. can be clearly photographed, runs with" such rapidity that It Is impossible-to- r Ind the exposed camera. eh, therefore. Is the to attached black Id a bag caught ( .l "Fop, what Is fan tan?" Chinese contract bridge." WNU Berrien . Belt Srnillent -- nlsslng a meal or two, and behav-ji- g better In other respects, . . There are a few things the bulk ef .he people have never learned. One s that they must be their own devours, their own philosophers their iwn relief bureau. A great scientist tays that nothing In the study of he stars, of the soul, of the old Greeks, has Interested him as has .he study of his own body; of'regu blese sting It, subduing "" 1L Instead curses from of ngs Galt Lake City, Utah Q. R. Co, Gentlemen: P. 0. Money Inclosed find Order for One tube of Q. R. Hie Ointment to be mailed prepaid to 31-0- 0 Name P. 0. Address...... On condttionr that If I am not satisfied with results obtained, I am to receive money back upon returning tube to your labors- - orjr - ' |