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Show PAGE SIX t Thursd ay. TIIE WEEKLY REFLEX ! Sally Our Pet Peeve Along the Concrete CAP mt WHER where's AND' BELL'S U BASE l( Ad h H IIM-M- I tr A distinguished professor of a noted university w ns delivering an addreas before a group of business tnen. At its xnrlusl.on a nmmifuc turpr took Issue with him. .Science Is of no benefit to me," fee Insisted. , "What Is yoilr business?" Inquired Um professor. "I ifiianufacturc suspenders,', was the retdy. f And where would your business be, ".was the neat question. "If the law of gravity were suspended?" -- , 'iOO toOT A MCE C ,10 IT 0FAHNE..;? 1 : Sts vV " . MICE M Uly, ?l? cQ I hn 0 W R breadline Wrr married Mr tnan to h hhyaok" tn the U WISDOM SeT , NEW ONfe. AS PtPNT HAV&HAPP d 218, IN SILENCE . 1 t ;HA THE FEATHERHEADS Are Ya Listening Sr OAane Smws VOL OH NO t CAM -- "TURN ' ".Sometimes it Is wise to any nothing." "Toe; It may enable ono to hide better the fact that one has nothing to say." , . ALWAYS OFF THIS WEEKS PRIZES - yr p.d Another nJ brings thoophu .( ,u and new one. u Urt out in h.h hope. bVn broken 17 THE RADIO 'i ; oor rtMioiMm. Bat the ono reonlutna nd- - keep throughout tinao to p.tronue , y. iTJ this hom, I by doing to eon wo ciport to km, Intermoo ntoin ot.t,. pro,Pri'I linui um k,nIL.nl, and thirty for, .k.' . w . That W. That "Doe," said the grafter, trying to get a little free medical advice "when f Ho down my hed gets to ; what ought I do about It?" Well," anapped the doctor, "the first thing, Id say, would bo to buy It a bathing suit, and maybe n pair of water wings," j7 MISS BERTHA Vi1 Viktr, swim-mlng- U At400 Utah Oil Refinia; nt Service Stations Homelike Utile Grace had returned from a two. days visit to her fathers sister. Werent you lonesome, dear, and didnt you miss your mother?" She was asked. No," answered the child, "Aunt ICmlly can boss you like everything" Stray lilts. In Utah FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OtowytiUa BUT I MBAM- -j ll Tell yez SOMBBODY KNOW -OR I KNOW YOU j MRS PiNNEY'S NEPHEW BE IN TH OH,THe POOR WAS AND IT A OPERATION. MAYBE ? LAD 5TIST HOSPlTlU-- oi BEEN IN TlStB 'iM THAT IT WUZ AN THGi Y OPHRATiD erty every PBOBCCT year. SALESMENS Ladies Knit Now SAMPLE Suits and Drew OH One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN Balt Lake City, MILLS ItU t None of the aovereismi of .land had forks untJ after tha re. of Henry VIII. bo say and which By GEORGE STORM COLLECT THE MONEY AND WHEN THE ROOMS IN FULLA PEOPLE ILL START ITl WHILE ABOLTT EM TO TELL VM CtViN EM A LEC-TUR- E ON IT yOU STAY AT 'THE DOOR AND KEEP OUT KOS AND PEOPLE THAT DONT WWIlG VOUE AT THE DOOR TAKIN AND MONCy GUESS VLL STAY WITH THESE GOOD OLD SKULL- - BONES AND TLL PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE AND ALU ABOUT EM... SKULL OP THE O'NOSAUR TUBBV UN8A.RTHED tj A C RAVEL PIT WHILS Pursuing a wood-Cwu- ck mag been thl To Be Given THATCHER-Lect-ure JME installed THE WANTA 6AMPU4 PAY WELL, ip HE DObfT TELL. I EM. HOW HELPED HIM MARKET -- READ' TEN CENTS... r Barbert you learn ild Business A Permanent 1 Big Income. Earn while ARH PROCEEDING PLANS TO THEIF Molers Barber DISCOVER,,,. Colics LM IIS Eeaent 8L 8U W meet your iut w"3" Backward Student Haute Slowly ' J Teacher Give me an example of a sentence using the word "tariff." High School Klapiier Your stock tags are sure to tear If you dont put them on carefully. Chelsea Record. The whole of below the ( POP-Mi.mterpr- etatlon orE.'s By C. M. PAYNE , AFTER p-- poJit 150.000 feet Used & Sizes is'VHV Iron 11.000 feet A" Cast Metal Monsey Iron & Siatl.Sri Wl. W The oldest living thte dT00d earth are the iaat in Oalifornia. J, i 0 northern - 711 C ,v, YEAR f hart . SJL Those dishes while OUTCHCRS. . i. CjO - to the fra parfar n, t GALLERY V iCC, NEVER knew DISHC3 COULD, Ds MNS So slippery x l A Ytv ,, . -- . HM 'UST " t 0t.r, ramsiiawhatp F. TIMI'ANOCOS IF r KEEP ONl.THrS KITCHEN KV OOiNCi TO LOOK LIKE A, SHOOT f iW fr04 nd Lincoln chkk pacLl rric rdcr plnccd Slock jLll Braadinr Pallor (B. W. D.) oii-.Ice- iT 3,t. S"Y, dUtribator "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES IP VOU HADNT LOST MXlR O&O WC, COULD BE? AT WYTOMA. CCaCm LiKC 1HC CONESCS - TOO 5CORPIOM MOW WASH etnfa Haa to a tul .OlSHWASHlNO E- - AN ART It - Great ft, economic several welv, tvs cot an . idea TO IMPROVE r , TECHNIQUE $3.00 dccao, -Pr for j P ri nv P p K - w giJr or okorf W Ln otory in PTu oh oo Id Good yoor TiE STAHBAflD OF OUALITYi Bo. DS. tow . Cr Mcl ft, A country is democratic ii f of tit i? portion to the strength of equality. WITH SMATTER rho NOW-GENE- RAL CATALOG FEB. 1st ROOM OP THE. MAN S' ON MOUSC AND THS BOYS CAPITALIZE CATAlf GROWERS READY vll just up THEN AND QUIT WHERELL HE BE? em find Mr. 1, How Is jour bey gtltlng along In high school? Mr. S -- A eh.! Hes lmlfbnik on the football team and all the way b:uk In his studies. . f .tin Fires take a toll of 10,000 b and $300,000,000 worth of jr BOBBY Mtigarlne. AN INTER jOUNTAIN T HE KNEW IT Or Ike Second "Do you know where you are?" de mandtHl the tourists wife, "No," he admitted, "Im as lost as tlio average American Is when he starts on the third verse of the national anthem. Missouri Iaclfle r ASPnUN GOT BETHER WiT'ouT IN toiMBI Ti-S- APEX anuther day WAitBTD TH' LAO WOULD HAVE . Last Resort Where Is the eashler?" "Gone to the rnees." "Gone to the races In business 'hours? Yes, sir, It Is Ids last rhanee of making the hooks balance." Zurich Nebelspalter. "Gracing weather, eh, Jones?" "C sliould say so. Ive boon hrnced four times already today." ASK TOUR DRUGGIST fOI Waited Almost Too Loot wal--oi and Idaho 0 mi i |