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Show THURSDAY. APRIL 20, By THE FEATHERHEADS (UM Love Labor (and Ring) Lott The who Chinese, n always their legends with preposterous curacy, assure us that the philosop Shen-nun- g Emperor That office boy of your hu a thoughtful caat of countenance." Too bet he baa. Hea always thinking up some new excuse for getting away to the bell garnet." AH Hail! A New' Alibi! FINNEY OF THE FORCE ITS NOT BEING DONE discovered the year which t w call 2737 b. c He was boiling water for hig nlng meal; his fagots were made branches of the tea plant, and , of their, leaves fell Into .hig Their fragrance pleased and thb odor delighted him ; and he pa his discovery known to the world fc words which, as has been suzgegt might have been printed jester, In a bulletin of board of health "Tea Is better than wine, for leadeth not to intoxication, nHtbe. does It cause a man to say fooiijj things and repent thereof ia sober moments. It Is bettor that water, for It does not carry d;.4&s n neither does It act like a ,? does water when the wells contait CHt foul and rotten matter." In ft poL-o- Fur. ess ing ked roo Evei is a You mat nit tecg run int ever 1 the man Jack (ardently) Be mine, dear, mine forever. i Jill Oh, Jack, how dreadfully you are. THEY STAYED HOME ;ked Je o 3 EHDIES cto itenu big help to BOWELS ever wi lane ;t What a Joy to have the bowels mon like clockwork, every day I It's easy, if you mind these simple rules ol i famous old doctor: L Drink a big tumblerful of wate before breakfast, and several times a day. . 2. Get plenty of outdoor exercise without unduly fatiguing you- ne lor i he siy HtS rself. Mrs. Jonea Why do you all stay tn the house so much, Mrs. Brown? Mrs. Brown Ill tell you, Mr. Jones. We pay an enormously high rent for thla house and want to stay In It enough to get our money's . . worth, you see. , OSS S. Try for a bowel movement' it exactly the same hour every day. Everyones bowels need help it times, but the thing to use is Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. Youll get and it wont a thorough aeaning-ou- t, leave your insides weak and watery. This family doctors prescription just fresh laxative herbs, pure pepsin, and other helpful ingredients that couldnt hurt a child. But how it wakes up those lazy bowels Ho good you feet with your system nd of all that poisonous waste matter. 1 led terb leej Rei he ie iee :d ta rcb I Da.W. B. LOSS OF COLOR hi gr s Caldwell's c I fthoi SYRUP PEPSIN i Ind U feflni A Doctor Family Laxative Oh, Yeah! "Say, heres a Job in a cheese factory." "Teah? Should be plenty of Inga there. op ARE YOU WEAK! BOBBY THATCHER The Early TWS 'G ROOM WITH THAT alcovh wiTTutt fM GOinO TO TWB OM HAVB M..H VOU CAM TAKB s Docxy That "TVS e os room ovkr A WAIWHIRIJA CAT MIN-HS- T- this THAT -- and 'VouhA TU yOoVu TAKB tak thatT SHIPPED IH A PERSON WHO A MUMOBRD OOUARS LIKW TO BUV THIS GOOD OuD HOUSB. GUSSS HAS COT 00 ON IMG ROOM. BOMB... By GEORGE STORM ehbt a said 4 weu,ie NICE WAV SHEO UKB TO Bird... Comb bav.... whv, ROBERT' IS THAT WAV Ay TAUK TO TO VOUR Sister? Just MB BBCAUS8 SPBHT A UTTUB DAB HES MOT COinG TO START 111 AnO TRY TO RUl4 THiMGS AROOMO HCRS,AUKT1B A HAVS THIS ROOM, BUT I HO, SHS Didn't WAHTBD IT BECAUSE IT SO CtOBM TO THE ATTIC WHERE ITU. BE KEKPIM MV MUSKRAT "Whats Annette worrying about? She seems to have lost color since last night" "Thats precisely It a big box of It and Its so expensive, too." . TRAPS AND THING- S- XX IN ALL UNES IMPROVE the bleod with Dr. 1 stomach and the Pierce Golden Medical Discovery, a harmless tonic of roots and barks that has been helping both men and women for the past sixty years. . Read what Mrs. M. Dooren of 602 10th St, (Cheyenne, Wyn, aart: At one tto f C" ' tu rhea I weak and rundown, lacked erxr and my appetite wu gone. 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