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Show Thursday, Hard, THE WEEKLY REFLEX PAGE SIX SeWWUt? THE FEATHERHEADS AT MY JotJ ALL LAY AnU TiJEM VM6M I COMB HOME I HAVE TO HELP YOU vdlTW I frtCftl WAnT "tou To HELP CLEAM "THE M A WORK Soueff-viH- SILVER Co -- TwEH I DO MAWKBTtNG- - - DO r LeAve i AND SO wash we EEtWEEM THE the- fuckiace jflEiap AT too J WELL The Toil oh. t Too COME WISH AT AND OFF PART- -I would iaot n BUTTONS -- the Mf SHIRTS MAKE THE TXSHES BEDS CLEAN UP THE T' WUfcKj SEW OH I b f r. Benjamin Franklin his parents, I never rm father or mother to any sick ness but that of whleli at eighty-nin- e and she at J. years of age." He had excellent physical foundation ' knj ADVENTURERS CLUB house ' OF FIRST ILLNES? ' , kins ( - i SMATTER POP I. , By C. M. PAYNE Probably No Spring Maniac? Trap , By FLOYD GIBBONS Famoua Haadlina Hunter. - from a fellow reporter and by golly, after I am almost Convinced that maybe there is a thrill or two in the newspaper business after all. HERE'S one yarn on Charlea K. Clrlch of Long Island City Is the lad. and It happened was working as a reporter for the Sunday, January 2, 1913, while Charley his sent waa city editor to interview a man by New York Herald. lie who had called up on the telephone and promised the paper the biggest war. Well, Charley doesn t know about "beat since the mess Its being the biggest beat, but It certainly landed him In the biggest mentioned. fellow war the of trouble since that The address they had given Charley waa In tha sixth story of an apartmant building In Ona Hundred and Twenty-seconstreet. On the way up, ho noticed that the negro elevator boy turned three shades whiter whan he told him whom he had come to see. The bey said: -- I hopes you has a good time with that bird." But Charley attached no particular significance to hla cryptic remark. As be approached the door, Charley heard angry snouts and oaths within, accompanied by the screeching of a parrot During a lull in the birdahontlng he heard sounds such aa a man might make by beating a but didnt sounds The rod. they mystified Charley, cage with an Iron alarm him. If they had, he might hare saved himself a lot of trouble. Spanlsh-Amerlca- n d MESCAL IKE a a. Jmt l huntut L3ce TUl In a printing shop n . whither he went at the age of een. he astonished Lis rk ers by abstaining frour' e;ow rlf,,r being able to carry a.JarRe type In each hand w here-th- e carried but one In h hnn? Franklin knp, . tues to be practiced. 1 tu. h rules of conduct readsTpmf ance. Eat not to dulines's!uP,er elevation.". Franklin's phllost.;.,0 JlnJ m the conclusion that thu and. kind of . Judged not 'by the time spent 0F d tance covered, "but by tlie 'warmth it produce m the Considering tb"n,Moms 0f hi. day, he was a remarkable of healtlptrength dIl(, eudurlnw concedes HDr. Janies F. Itogers in Uygeia. S M f.V 1 -- - CHAP' ' S Remembering Injuriei I The memory of past favors la pvj - rainbow, bright, vivid, and bean tlful, but It soon fades away Thai memory of Injuries Is engraved on I the heart, and remains forever I I Uallburton. Reporter Invited to Enter Room. U Charley rang the belL A tall, stout man opened It He was In his shirt sleeves and on bis left shoulder was perched a parrot He had a 1 U A Jie dJ th ;h. I ce, th width tti By Any Other Name FINNEY OF THE FORCE Csteman The Coleman faejren- - I nlnelntMt LibtulrM. " GV D for OlftN AY TOO -- unto DO BOY. NOTHIN OM I HtAK TOO OMCtT THAT 1 , JWIMMIH THfi - if THEY LIKE BETTCPN Tf DIVIN 4 Platin' in thb water ALLA water f out RUN STORE . TlMe hnt4 vtu THI COLItUN LAIMA AND 1TOVI CO. DnkWUtlt WUftlta. Kuu ; rhlena FMMddykla, l Ira ftnr.lM.CaUL mm heavy stick In bis right hand. His face was swollen, and froth flecked his pale lips. Charley thought he waa drunk, but be explained his errand. The man Invited Charley to onter and, graaping hla arm In a Lend en Ear grip, pulled him Into the hall. Ho thrust him Into a small Opportunity Is always knocking parlor, locked the door and put tha koy In hla pocket Then, for listening. youre luna-tithe first time, Charley began to bo afraid. This man was a lunatic.-Aa big. strong, athletically built nd except for a pocket knife, Charley was unarmed. The man thrust the parrot Into Its cage and fell to beating the cage with a stick. The parrot shrieked at each blow. Youll force me to kill you yet, Emma Goldman." the man shouted, and spat viciously at the bird. There was no doubt In Charleys mind now. The man was a raving lunatic He got up to go. but the man turned on him snarling: "Sit down, d n yon. Ill attend to you as soon as Ive finished with Emma Sweeps State Fair Goldman. Then he fell to beating the parrot's cage again, and Charley aat down. He had Just remembered that the key to the room was In the 48 Awards The big maa smiled coldly. Facing him menacingly he whispered: Refuse and you die. You have your choice The operation may kill you, but aurely you wont mind sacrificing your life for science, will you? A queer story of De Maupassants flashed into Charleya mind the story of a mnn who outwitted a homicidal maniac by humoring him. No, he said, ho'il In rind to sacrifice his life for science. And then he feigned sudden Hintand leaned against a door. Im sick," he said. You dont want a sick man for this operation, do you?" -Certainly not," tha man growled. A perfectly sound man is needed. . "Then," said Charley. I think Td better take a walk around the block and get some air. Ill be .back In a few minutes and we can go on with the operation." AGAIN! with O Bettering a previous years reeertL CIRL cakes, etc, baked with CLABBEI Baking Powder, won 4 3 awards it I single stats fair in 1935. Fhs okss. aB wi Mrs si First A iOft that -COIN TJ 6ive llr HC CAN I?IC-AHO- VOl'tL II 5JrFt aABOUT OiST Ho that.SUCHI Gotta A FORfthE. T5i4 I 14 ONR Tiwc IN 3 iiT lift wAwt Ya TBucK. aIdBootS UT IN ABU. TfctOf YAYtT. ILL STICK A Ul?? UNOCR VAPlXt IN CACW THIS IS SS' lAXY OAV. SAOOiC AA Am, Cun iwtolVt we SoiwtR wrwrci. isayyoo ail Hava on a nt tin if ta vje know how n hanou A Hots sadouo AANNCiaHJ Two ofcMTFocNTVv I By FRED HARMAN 'Mmxi fclltr Per Givan' Htn TnaT TRal ho si -- ift vUoevr OCKtfc IN 7 a Not 3 BOt "Youll NV "onsta c: "I istanc red b! STATUS ij" "Very tit tl sh ated are I He ver b t tom Intc ;t r o! ise 1 : Halt Cons! 1 .Hob ihtar1 wsrs tied lor the ltd au cssptitiis Awi ...w4albaklJ)tk 11 Chaarphmsfaip ClAIIER DC Prs-nii- we GIRL ai pi Wl 1 fill B) Bal fo Toui tel pn a Ad Wild Man Falls for Story. Roncs J cess irthv - So ring !j du If CLABBER GIRL lunatics pocket Maniac Threatens Him With Death. When the man had finished beating the cage he turned again "m an electrical expert,- - he said suddenly. Im goto ing charge you with electricity to the gills." Charley looked around wildly for some means of escape. There was none. And what If 1 refuse to be charged with electricity? he asked. Here Goe B. Oliver j inppo vlso-lik- e rilNS BRONC PEELER ther -- L " 1 is O' BO o TO TMt FOR MOM! .&. 1 1 DOVUAHMA GO It OUT INNA RAIN! WELL, YOU BE JUS THE FELLER I'M , nirfirc Id .1 pH" the hottoot Mnlnuir, iu loot rtm f the fosft worker. Entirely self hotting Oreretw for Hfoo hour You do your ironinr vitklm Hart, In OBMhira Ism tins. Bo stirs your troo I the nuaino IntUnt-LurhOIt'ft the troo terry wotn.n ruin. It . mum. ful tlno osd labor nrrr-noth- ira lift k. Hu Cnlmna l the oooy way to Iron. ekMeeoereara (w raff Tha Man Invited Charley to Enter. The Poor Fuh tlntir Ironfaff tt ver Ee foi U" All yea bar to do it tom ralrr ftriki . nOrt and it tivhu butantiy Yon don't tola, . tho notch tooNo th iro m Oorertihit, farm Tt CbtontJi beau hi a jiffy; m qaickly rwfy REGLAR FELLERS 1 ted tli wld I think you're right." the man assented heartily. But it's understood you must come back In five minutes. Do you agree?" Charley nodded. The big man unlocked the door and followed him through the hall. Remember," he shouted as Charley passed out of the door, youre to be back In five minutes." He slammed the door, and Charley went down the stairway, three steps at a time. Outside, he found a policeman and told him his story. Six husky cops were sent to the house with orders to arrest the madman. lie fought them fiercely for ten minutes before he was subdued and placed In an observation ward at Bellevue hospital "Later," says Charley, they removed him to Matteawan HosDilaLfot he Insane, at Beacon, r. Y and placed tilm In a He died there some months afterward. In the room In which he proposed to conduct experiments on me they found a revolver and two large knives, sharp as raiors. That he alined to carve me Into bits, once he had me under his control, was as certain as two and two make four. Thanks to De Maupassants story, 1 escaped that fate." - ' CWXO Srvlc. strait-jacke- i toy eKi tat RIDE THE M n OVERLAIID os .e v st c dt: To PACIFIC Jsist Wit '(Tti Lt' t. rm Cai tae t hi y Indian War Pipe," which bad tbe Soothing Pipe's History Dates to Indian in 1526 bowl protruding from one end of the ax. These were the earliest It Is often assumed that briar types smoked MAYSE A GOLDMINE ton. nrr MM Mu SWUBOW RU6t MW .M ttShUL si ! MR li e y a hii"Hp aln tl iu Sometime and find aa old master." ' Man discoveries Save boot made dear" ,..i.rjRieLEYs- 433m mm Td nj cOTw,HftwrviRw dtrau WttW. WTO Mltn iff tma wtb mh uwr, syf MNSStnewcrywAssowi I jtw. tea PERFECT GUM' 1AW5 irt!i y$Rb e, L - Tit-Bit- ttTr7,-I-tno'rr-AnyhaTrrTr wouldnt hurt to wash our, pipes are made from tbe wood or root of the briar rose. Thla Is not so; they are made from the root of .the Mediterranean heath bruy-erwhere SL Raphael Is the cen-tfHCSOtY MM AO MM BKAfcr llAlY WT) Th.e.wonL.tbrlas"- - Is really a AasUMCK rnQ IBRIAOI Wf IRliSRe corruption of "bruyere" according ta a writer In London I'1 pcs hay a Ion g history. The t j' flfsf'menllon of Inhaling amoke by the Indian waa In 1320; the method 1k Mah rf saectftE if. f waa a forked cane, the double end Nf fa iNTtvjujpf being Inserted in the nostrils while the other end was held over the j burning herb. From that they changed to the clay pipe,, not un-- ! like the onea used In modern times, SOttCKh 4Ut er Mt vATd ASSH. JS only very much smaller, and the kim rwi imst amoke was expelled j through the . nostrils to obtain the full narcotic benefit of the expensive herb. Other ,n.n7-- R that were used were the pipe of Peace." ' ns Ilpea These were hvpmws spius, ujoniY jwf tmM HB KX Re- is UMOK RIWTO CuHkft passed round the wirriors In order HrfAHf &AHUL fce. 9 Uli COScrK of their '.rank and age. Also the MW A SBRK Aft) RtAOtrs SUW S04AR SOVR, ftSWMO &S&e by the North American Indians. ' Here are some examples of pipes enjoyed by other nations. The Laplanders used thin Iron and walrus teeth. The 'Vest coast tribes Af: rtea used soapstone, which Is apfaoft substance, easily carved and molded, and unaffected by heat In look somewhat like a coffee percolator at first sight, are popular. Turkey uses much the same thing, but they have another type with a very long stem, the bottom of which Is shaped like a foot to allow it to test on the ground while smoking. 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