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Show IBB JOURNAL, LOGAN CITY, CACHE COUNTY, UTAH AG3 TWO THE Cntrl . at the Post ' OFFICE GAT FAItVENOUGH PUBLISHED BY EARL AND ENGLAND PUBLISHING COMPANY m segf pecet Every Day In the Week, Except Sunday, at Logan, Utah, aa Second Clasa MatUr. . SUBSCRIPTION RATE .. BY MAIL, PER MONTH, in Advance BY CARRIER. PER MONTH, in Advance A Dlaeount of (I 00 Per Year Will Be Given for Advance Pay menu for a Pull Year. -r -- 70 Her MEMBER OP ASSOCIATED PRESS The Aaaociated Preaa ia exclusively entitled to the nee for repnblicatlon jf aU aewa dlapatches credited to it or not otherwise erediUd la this paper aid also the local news published herein. All right of repabllcation of special dispatches serein are also reserved. Advert (sin Rates Furnished on Application. 9 offor Of ccurse we realize that it pays to be pleasant. Hut beyend all that we git real enjoyment out of neighborly combining banking serviie. with which is terrible to contemplate. The public service corpora lions would no longer pay dividends ; the movie pictures would have to close down and Hollywood would be a howling wilderness, instead of a howling scandal; baseball receipts would drop to nothing; there would be no need of making laws if there were no people to enforce them against, and there would be no politics, charity drives, wars, conventions, or anybody left to read the Hearst editorials and thereby learn just how the world ought to be run. In fact, there would bo nothing doing. AH the news of the day is about grown-u- p babies, and without ahd them there would be no news, nonewspapers7 Babied have since moving time in the ever been produced a long time now, seem to em most of Garden of Eden and grow up largely of their own accord. Scientific gents and ladies hold a Baby Week about so often, in an endeavor to boost the game, but the babies dont seem to care a rap whether anything of the sort is pulled off or not, and usually squall a Jot about it if it is. Several of them developed without the aid of science or old maids who know all about h6w it ought to be done, have done remarkable things with only Nature to back them up. Among them might be men tioned Alexander Hamilton, Napoleon, Hannibal, Homer, Shakespeare, Lloyd George, Borah, Johnson and Jack Dempsey never a one of them had a single Baby Week to back them up. Babies can do a lot of stunts that the rest of us cant do. Very few of can stick our bigtoe in ourtnouth.Ahooglrgome-tryt- o get the whole foot In. We are very much in favor of babies, but would hardly care to accumulate nine a minute. Between Dan Cupid and old Dr. Stork this ia sure getting to be some busy country. - JUNIUS BY tx, ft LSMYCft. ID Give HER. FRtE ADVICE FJINE babies are born in New York City every minute of the day and night of the year, sothere must be several hundred bom every minute in the United States. A lot of us old codgers are dying off, rs we ought to, according to Dr. Osier, but not as fast All this indicates that we dont as, the little chaps keep need much if any immigration from foreign countries in the future all we, need do is look happy, attend to our knitting and let Nature take its course. Babies, properly nourished and cultivated, make people, and without people the world would soon be worse off than it is now, courtesy.- tv?r THE BABY SOME PUMPKINS COPVfMOMT !W?I. 9 THAOC MAMA RCCtlST rattled, Ar3. iP tx, Social evil fctxkc 1 Kar bride, Wk. sko come to trtf )&: Atvi ktQ O- - COtVSMtfcpfcion One hundredth anniversary of the birth of Gen. U. 8. Grant. . Centenary of the birth of John Joseph Williams, first archbishop of Boston. Today, will be celebrated' as Americanisation Pay by the Veterans of Foreign Wars. The General Grant centenary will be observed In Washington, today with elaborate exercises. President Harding la scheduled to deliver the oration at today's celebration at the birthplace of Gen. Grant at Point Pleasant, O. New York's observance of the Grant centenary wilt be featured by the unveiling of a bust of the famous general In the Hall of Fame at New York University. Brig. Gen. Oharle 0. Treat, who commanded the American Ex.mdi-UonarForce in Italy will go on the retired list of the army today on hii own application. y -- copyright of 'Paradise fr22. Events To-Da- ys TODAY'S ANNIVERSARIES 16(7 Milton diapoaed of lxmt" ed l, KMAB ALLAN MOSS. U A WAT OFF. I Ik like the ole sort of a cross between n certain death. a running' sore f m m Words sometimes fail a man. but nothing like that ever happen to a woman until ah? is ready to attend her own funeral. man never needs a friend more than when he feels as independent li .is a ok on k e A man (an got ail he wants in life if he can learn to get a lent; without the things he cant get Remember the days when we usel to worry about the hoys being blown up in the trenches? Now we worry about them being blown up in the cellars. A candidate for mayor in Parsons. under Gen. Pike assaulted and rapI pper Canada Kansas, is a true reformer lie prom1822 Gen. S. Ulysses Grant, ises. If elected, to cut his own salary eighteenth President of the United from 25 to $10 er month. States, born at Point Pleasant, Ohio Died at Mt. McGregor, N. Our Devil recently told us that if July he know where (t jazz is realty 1876 Queen Victoria was made has gone. Empress of India by ait of With the coming of the floating 1892 John P. AKgelil was nom- saloon our numerology will he enric tinated for governor of Illinois on the ied by the substitution of spree for Democratic ticket. limit. three, viz , (he spree-mil- e 1920 Oscar W. Underwood of Amos Task says Seems like eier-bod- y Alabama became Democratic leader In the United States senate. feels sorry for an pitys the unONE YEAR AGO TODAY derdog But whoincll wants to lie an NaFiume was seized by force of ohjet t of pity tionalists from Trieste. United States and Canada signed When some men are bitten by the treaty making desertion of children ! hack to the farm ling" they comproan extraditable offense mise by joining a Country club tured York, capital of 23.-J88- 5. rfe-j- it Our three departments commercial, trmt, savings makes it possible for us to render complete banking service. . Cache Valley Banking t Company COMMERCI ed Amateur Plumbers May Face Charge of Manslaughter DES MOINES, Nov. Chrla-ma- s. at these see Undergraduates at Harvard are to he required to read the Bible. They will he.surprlsed, when they dip Into It. io find most of their favorite United Blocs. amnleuis who iV7- - Just for Sake of Saving a Few Dollars, Dont Menace Your Life and Ohers by Hiring Amateurs CALL A COMPETENT PLUMBER! quotations there .The best tiling a dentist ever says "That's All' Is Several of New Yorks leading bandits have been going bankrupt lately, indleatlng that a little group of brute husbands somewhere in the city have put their feet down hard. dreamed of a similar experiment. e I remember, I remember country with much These Senators who put their faith seems to be divided Into The house where 1 was born Society Pulltwo classes: Those who break part The little window where the sun jury, he contends that in reservations have had tittle of the laws all the time, and those no man is really sane after he reaches fifty. Reminds one man experience. Came peeping in at morn o o... of the 1 always loved to see the sun. who break --all dhe taws jnrt of and Osier Chloroform Dr, strangely for all men over forty 1 was a rural quince Apparently then is no way to rut time. And then I moved to Ixtgan and Why fifty, Mr. Lawyer? And whot makes men over fifty insane Che pattern of peace without having 1 haven't spen It since. over. a few scraps left EXPERT OPINION many lawyers? of our country light? Two pr ... ISNT IT THE TRUTH? 15. attempted to do a job of plumbing without a plumbing permit may have to faie a charge of in connection with (he death of Mrs Lena HulTniun about a week ago. Mm Huffman was found dead from asphyxiation in a room back of a .nail It in claimed that the two men had run pm More pipes through this room in order o connect with v room above Relatives of Mis HiiAmau claim these men were not plumbers and that they used old, rusty pipe which wus not gas pi oof. They have employed Attorney Volney Dill lo press the iharge. boot-legg- known as common SAVINGS TRUST The following clipping from a Des Moines newspaper tragically handy-ma- n tells what can often happen when a attempts to do the Plumbers w ork : BIRTHDAYS w Sir Henry L. Drayton, former When lleniy Fords paper flivvers Dominion Minister of Finance, born are put off the market, the editor the at Kingston, Ont., 63 years ago will he looking lor his paste injt and for scissors half the ti me. only to find them later out in the garage where Congress of the Nineteenth Ohio dis- he had hoetmiaking repairs on the 50 In born years ago trict, England, - L DONT LET INCOMPETENT HANDY-ME- N DO YOUR PLUMBING JOB. TODAY'S who wants to can yet his name in the paper All pne has to do is to think up some new, utterly absurd, unreasonable or idiotic doctrine and propound it in public. A quarter column is the inevitable reward. (By Robert Qvlllen) Thus we have a lady who makes an address before a school organization and who says that the trouble with America is too After a tjme the small boy begins Spinsterhood la simply the triumph to understand that it Is wrong to tell many can openers 1 We are suffering because - ou- r- housewives of mind over curiosity lies unless you are a parent talking dont cook enough food, but depend too much on the canner. We may yet be able to get the to a small boy. Wonder if we talk too much over the phone and not enough face doughboy out of the dumps by After all, we should be grateful to to face, or travel too much in a train and not enough on horsee Russia. Think of the agony she has too or much read back, by electric light and not enough by candle Eventually we may leern to apeak saved other peoples, who iong have ANYONE - A 17(8 The Irish levelera suppressed by Lord Halifax. car 1802 Louis Kossuth, the famous today. in B. Charles revolution leader of the Hungarian Ward, representative Fable- Once there was a Twenty-sevent- h of 1819, born In Hungary. Died at Congress of the who didn't say It was bottled In at born York New 1894. Newark, March district, 20, Turin, bond. 1813 Force of 1700 Americans N. J. 43 years ago today. All normal persons have five sensthese es and a lew have the sixth one CRANKS GAIN PUBLICITY . with our We like to lie courteous in our dealings customers. co.tproi M $obbp m2 ot ? 1:n cJk Us Courtesy iflitij rv?rOeJ rofcar oJb ,.ie )i'sk to meaty Iftybz'? oir ' Office Thursday, April 27, 1922. A. H. Palmer & Sons 186 NORTH MAIN PHONE 460 LOGAN, UTAH Comes a Chicago lawyer before the publicity because, arguing a case before the ' -f--too The real thing the matter with this country,1 if there is anyThere la something about the thing the matter wUKTET laheithertod'mariycana Or Calf openers breath of bootleg patron that lior too many insane people over fifty, nor even.too many lawyers ; minds us of an air of. finality. the real trouble with us all is too many open mouths saying S nothing worth hearing. No man or woman ever made a public address who had not a real opportunity aid in the spread of knowledge, the incresse of . education,- -, When speakers so misconefeivetheif opportunities as io fitter-onlnewspaper publicity-gettin- g remarks, it is pot' only spring hat April showers they who speak, but we who listen, who are to blame. lowers. 8ome men are boro rich, some by JUDGES MUST KNOW A LOT . Industry acquire richee but some EVERYBODY says that lawyers and judges should be very have frequeut twins thrust upon them. learned. ' Cases come up every day that test their e e e acquirements to the utmost. Take this instance over which man has a vocabulary The average attorneys most of which are and jurists are solemnly engaged. Did the Vinland school board of 3 50In worda, combination with the proused have a right to exclude from the local high school two noun "I. girl pupils e e whose skirts did not extend three inches below their knees? A middle-age- d man's contempt for That question is being argued desperately and is the youngster who ttiinks he undertangled in a stands women Is always tinged with maze of demurrers and other pleadings. compassion. e e e And theres more still. The judge has to settle the profound It la well to remember, however, problem whether or not the skirts did in fact extend three inches that the only glrta who leap from below the knees. The case is on its way to the automobiles are those who strangers' court of supreme climb In. Kansas. Equally deep contentions come before the British judges. A winred occupant of the kings bench has just handed down a Vfe- decision that a college lecturer was rightfully dismissed for stealing a kiss from a miss after school hours. The learned judge took pains to say that his decision should net be taken as s precedent, as most cases are in England, but each dereliction of Central may fail at times to get the sort must be considered on its own merits. the right number, hut she has the Thus exceedingly small does the legal mill grind. Judges world heat In the matter of getting goats. ' must be monuments of erudition. Never dare to ' question that! The chap who amokee a Turkish New York Tribune. . cigarette in a .holder la doublteae trying to get the smell at far aa 7 from bla noeo. not bachelors a tax to Why levy upon pay the soldier bonus? e e e A MATTER OF TASTE They are the only ones who enjoy a peace that is worth paying color la best for a bride? to it. for for, and, bgosh,.they ought pay He I n white one, -- y The only way a man can find out There are tricks in all trade, but one of the prominent blackmail- just what a woman thinks of him is ers Insists there are more tricks In make Iter angry. o o some trades than In others. A troubles. bachelor has his HIAWATHA DOWN TO DATE Every time he meets a family Into which he would like to marry he disBy the shoree of Gitchee Goomee, covers theres no daughter. By the shining river water. In his tepee In the Third ward. THE IY4ALHOFJ4AD REMINDERS Lived a great chief Old Flah'wata. box a of raisins. He could take Add to It some prunes and leathers: 'Twas the night before nay day, And all through my jeans, Mix them with arteaian water I was searching in vain Drop within it gobs of glucose, For the price of some beans, Boil It all.then stir It well Bnt nothing was doing; And let It kettle ,'neath the The milled edge had quit; Not a penny was stirring. Great O great was the redundance Not even a jit. Of this great ehief when he drank It. Backward, turn backward, O time In your flight! Make It tomorrow Just for tonight. -- j . po-sib- She-W- btt prefer myaell. le Comparison with other tires will show why" the Fisk Cord Tire is the best buy on the market. P rices Lower Theres a Fisk Tire of extra value In every sixe, for car, truck or speed tvagon H Fred Nibio Directed - . 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