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Show SaturdayTAprirtfr, BURGLARS 1511 niE'TKI-WEEKL- enter Larsen and Marwedel SII1ITUFIELD STORE TAILORS i , ; , j the MissesLavern. certain occasion1 some boys thought they would play a trick on the - On a, great-natural- ist, , Darwin.- - They caught a beetle, glued various parts of others insects upon its head and body, placed it' in a little box and' humbly knocked at Darwins door, seek- to lenow what the gerat third place in the retold story ing would call this wonscientist contest at Richmond last Sat- derful bug they had assembled. urday. . Mr. Darwin looked it over Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Egbert and very critically and asked the Miss Vendla.Bertelson of Logan Hoys very seriously, Did this weer the guests of Mr. and Mrs. bug.4uun, when, you caught James A. Craggup on Sunday Yes, sir; it hummed a great Egbert- - have-juslastr Mr: and-Msly South winks at each other. returned from America,, feeling and looking Then this must be a hunt- , very well. bug, said Darwin, Mr. Harry Fern, the Sanitary It is supposed that Satan was Meat Market proprietor, has the original humbug, but since just installed a beautiful refrig- the mail order houses have been erator counter this week. established he has had to take The Benson' stake quarterly a back seat, and among so many conference will be held in the modern improvements he must second ward tabernacle on Sat- feel dreadfully useless and antiurday and Sunday. Apostle He-b- quated. J. Grant and President B. H. Love to Be Humbugged. Roberts are expected to be in atThat the American people - - rsr it! er tendance. The new Opera House management offers an extraordinary! engagement for Saturday night, April 17th, having hit upon the novel idea of having an orchest-raan- d tt band both-in-so as to furnish continance uous' music. The floor has been repolishedand is very smooth and slippery All are invited. L. A. Fulkerson, the Crystal' confectioner, has all the new tures such as side boards and fountain all ready to' serve the public. Robert Griffith and Bert Dan-for- d are in Montpelier, Idaho, buying cattle. Oliver Nielson shipped a carload of hogs to Salt Lake last week. Attorney Edwin Miles has returned from a trip to Idaho Falls. att ' ' Manager Rees-an- d the wife-o- f returned telephone exchange from Ogden after spending the week there on business. - Marshal Littledyke was in several Ogden days this week on business. Mrs. George Romney returned home Wednesday evening from a pleasant visit in Salt Lake ' City. Dr. Parley Chambers has decided to locate at Rexburg, Idaho and practice dentistry. " The seats are being put up in the new opera house ready for a picture Show on Saturday night. ,Our town is very proud of this fine building, which is receiving much praise from visitors and the traveling public as well as the home people. - i 1 k t , board the on Min- reality The gambling instinct of nesota. Mrs. Harrison was acthe consumer kept pace with the companied with Capt. Archibald F. Commisky, military aide to humbugs progress. The consumers read the be- Governor Harrison. Friends of the Harrisons in witching circulars. describing the many wonderful bargains; Japan say Airs. Harrison and they fumbled the pages of the the children planned to sail on huge catalogue in bewilder- the Minnesotajrom to ing amazement. The angel of ring in Japan. doubt hovering near whispered warnings to the fascia ance was from the distance, beckoning and the order was sent forward. Cheap, Flimsy Seconds. The advertising humbugs advertisements andj catalogues depict his goods as soipeijung marvelous. Bedsteads, chairs, tables, couches, picture frames heaters, etc., which appear be massive, handsomely-carve- d pieces of Avork7are ;nothing but cheap, flimsy seconds, when delivered, and the buyer is often ashamed to cart them home in the daytime, but waits for thd darkness of night to cast its mantle over their defects. Sometimes the gambling instinct is so deeply" set in the natures of some consumers that one evidence of the trickery of the advertising humbug is insufficient, and they' again indulge their. passion for gambling by taking a chance with another order and again getting imposed, upon, and so on ad RESUMPTIONOF HOSTILITIES EXPECTED Washington, April 13. Hostilities were expected to be resumed today in the vicinity of Celaya and Irapuata between the contending Mexican armies der Gens. Vifia3andOhregou , acordjngtTsfat department ad-e-- s. - love to be humbugged long since has passed into' a proverb. Trickery may be called our national vice, our besetting sin. Like liberty, it appears to be in the very air we breathe. We ake to it as naturally as we do to politics. Our entire social system has become. saturated with it. Even at times it mas- querades under the mantle of charity, which, like a well filled purse coveres a multitude of sins. There are various kinds and classes of fakers and tricksters but the princes of them all, the incarnations of fraud are the ad vertising humbugs, who, when stripped of the sugar coating by which they impose upon the public, are simply professors of falsehood. Would Strike Liars Dead. The ancient scribes tell us that the Lord once attempted to check the humbug habit by striking the liars dead, but when he looked into the future and saw the huge catalogue houses looming in the distance he reluctantly relinquished the idea as he saw.'that such a plan in the congested centers would prove more fatal than a second flood. The mail order houses word their advertising so as to appeal to the. credulity and weakness of human nature, as it is generally known that every son of Adam and daughter of Eve possesses a disposition to resort to games of chance, an inclination to get something for nothing. Possess the Gambling Instint. A noted gambler once said: consists in taking chancLife WARSHIP SAILS FAR Providence has instilled ines. INTO DARDNELLES to thq brains and hearts 6f men the betting instinct. So when London, April 14. Reuters the mail order houses came inteleTepedos correspondent, to existence they at once open: graphing Tuesday says ed up an avenue for the develThe British torpedo boat deopment of humanitys well stroyer Renard entered the Dar-- known - weakness a .desire. for dandles yesterday on a sCOut-in- g mission and ran up the gambling. houses pasAs the straits at high speed for over sed from catalogue the elementary 'and ten miles, penetrating the wato that of stages terway farther than any of the experimental British ships have yet done. . A heavy fire was directed at her, but the destroyer was not hit. The British battleship followed the Renard mto the straits, drew most of the enemys fire. The batteries on the Asiatic side, especially the hoWiters behind Erenkui, "ere active, but those on the European side was quiet.Possi-bl- y the Turks have withdrawn Part of their artillery on the European side in order to be able to mass it quickly at any spot the allied armies may choose for a landing. The battery bombarded .by the Triumph Saturday appar- ently is permanently out of ac. tion. ' The weather is rainy and Lon-whi- ch BLACK WHITE TAN - Span the Way from Trouble George C. Gorothers, Ameri- can consular agent, who went to. Guadalajara to investigate, the question of mining taxes, returned to Villas headquarters at Irapuato last night and sent the state department its first report on the military' situation in that section. He telegraphed that on April 6 and 7 there were 36 hours of fighting, aftef which Gen. Villa decided to await reinforcements. More than 15,000 men, officials here estimate, have been gathered at the front by Villa and he prepared to resume his attack today. Gen Obregon is a?r equal ntnfftrdff t - p a. permanent and pronounced children was TAGS TTMEIT " Smith, April 16. The city Ladies & Mens Suits Made two to Order. drug store was entered by on Sunday morning, Cleaning, Pressing and Reburglars ttho cleaned up all the opium, pairing. Reasonable Prices. All Work Guaranteed. cocaine and morphine they could find, and only took about four, 46 West First,, North Street dollars out of the ffioney.tilU LOGAN, UTAH.f Entrance was gained by makdoor ing a hole in the glass murky, hindering aerial reconhand large enough to put a naissances, through and turn off the night j lock on the inside. The officers THE HUM OF have been at work oh the case THE HUMBUGS 'all week, but nothing can be learned about, the perpetrators CATALOGUE HOUSE SYSTEM OFFSPRING OF up to this date. Mesdames Marie Merrill, Ida HUMBUGGERY. atCragun and Nellie'" Pilgrim Tea Arbor given Day tended the by Miss Lalene Hendricks at her home in Logan on Thursday. They "weremuch. surprised and pleased to hear the announce-- : ment made oLJMiss Hendricks engagement to Judge Hart of Salt Lake City. Miss Venice Hillyard .won r OURNALtLOG ANrUTAH. YJ BAR-ACCIDE- say: TO THE MINNESOTA Reinforcements and ammunition are being sent to Gen. ObKobe, April 12. The American steamer Minnesota, plying regon, who is reported to be between Japanese ports and still at Celaya.. It is' reported from Laredo Seattle, struck a rock at half ta past 9 oclock last night off that a Villa force peached 11 and that the April lwajima, near the southwestern Nuevo Laredo garrison has gone entrance to the Inland sea. In a wireless message Capt. to give battle. Garlick has asked for a salvage The military commander at steamer. He says - the - passen- Acapulco has sent a message to Gen. Carranza, calling attention gers and crew are safe. ' The Minnesota sailed frorp to the Seriousness of the food Nagasaki Sunday morning for situation, saying there is urg-- j Kobe, Yokohama and Seattle. ent need of corn, flour and funds. She passed through the straits Brig. Gen. Evans reported from the border today that some of Shimonoseki safely and was shots fell into Laredo, Tex., last in the Inland' sea when the night while" jubilant Mexicans A report has been received across the line were celebrating here that the Blue Funnel line a reported Carranza victory. No steamer Canfa from Seattle res- one was hurt. cued the passengers of the MinThe Carranza agency anounc-e- d nesota. today thatn telegram., had received from Gen. Obrebeen W. Amerthe George Guthrie, ican ambassador to Japan, has gon dated at' Celaya today, reitcabled all the available details erating his claims of victory ovof the accident to Gov Harrison er Villas varmy and saying his at Manila in the belief that Mrs. troops were proceeding noth-warHarrison was on board the Minnesota. From the details which came AUTO OVERTURNED AND TWO INJURED to hand later by telegraph, it would appear that the Minnesota mistook her course during a Nephi, Utah, April 13. Counstorm. The thick weather pre- ty Commissioners P. J. Fennell vented her from- - sighting the and Perry B. Fuller were a serious-accide- nt last ghthOQseThe point 'Where she went ashore is the most danger- evening, while on their way ous in the Inland sea. It is south from Eureka to Nephi. When of Yamaguchi prefecture. The crossing the large hollow in the impact ripped a hole 120 feet northern part of the city the long in the forward part of the steering rod on the motor car steamer. The captain at once broke and the machine became ordered the closing of the water j uncontrollable. Running to the tight compartments.At the same edge of the bridge, it tipped time wireless signals for help over, landing in the bottom, were sent out. The Japanese more than seven feet below, ." cruiser Yakumo heard the calls The commissioners, who were and speeded to the rescue. in the car, were thrown out. Mr. She arrived on the scene and Fennell escaped with slight infound the entire crew of the Min juries, but Mr. Fuller, who was nesota working desperately at the first to strike the ground, the pumps. and furnished protection for his According to a newspaper dis- friend, sustained several severe patch published here, there were injuries. The fender of the car 135 first class mostly passengers struck his leg, and at first it on board, together, with 22 and was thought to be broken.-Dr44 third class passengers. The Rees and Rees were called, and crew of the vessel numbered 277 after examination found there Twenty-nin- e of the first classes were not bones broken nor interwere bound for Japan. nal injuries, as was at first '' It is believed that the steam- thought. which took off the passengers er will bring them into Kobe. A long time ago when men The Minnesota took a Japan- captured their wives and bore ese pilot on board at Nagasaki. them away to the caves in the .Ar Japanese, newspaper, pas wood man was the idea of that received a dispatch from Manila kind of authority in the d over the wife has been saying that Mrs. Francis B. Harrison, wife of the governor long lived. It refuses to die out qf the Philippines, with two of the minds of some men. Yet t Hui-sachi- -- Goodyear tire have bridged the way for count-- ' And those men, by their endorsement, brought bur last years output x up to 1,479,883 tires. les men to less trouble and tax. 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