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Show TIIE 1905. January TEA is other good tea; o All have a biy job to' but find it. suckle. Our language," said John Sharp Williams, of Mississippi, the democratic leader of the house is ceytainly susceptible pf much mutilation. I .recall a statement made by one of the hands on my plantation that I consider the most ungrammatical combination of words I ever heard. 1 had sent for him to do some- .thing about the house. Half an hour later he slouched up to me and said: Mr. Williams, Im so busy out yonder I come down to Thcj came. " start. say reverie with a with digHuh!" put in Representative No. sir," he replied am a Virgin '(laytonvof Georgia. Thats not nity; I am not; I a waiter the remark with it in mn. in an once me Atlanta to made of Minnesota, I asked for some rare restaurant. J. Adam Bede, one of the humorists of the house, beef and he brought me a did a lot of political speaking dur- done piece. See here. 1 said. ingike campaign. differJ was m a good many some rare I and Bede, said kno'w. states. ent well went hat found that storicaj 'Cant get it. said the 7n one section would not geF a Ve aint got none thats ' one derdoner.' Haiur'h in anot remark that caught them everywhere. though, and that was when Postmaster (ieneral Wynne who I said the reason the democrats used to la a newspaper corresnamed llenry (lassaway Davis for pondent here, was rigged a lnt by the president when lie attended wee president was to catch second the with his first cabinet meeting. men part Bryan Southhold the to and How does it feel, Wynne, said name his of third. the president, to attend a cabinet ern vote with the meeting after you have spent so Many people think ttyjt former many years on the outside trying P. T.smn (ommissioner Wrffe. who fcufi.nH.nnt uliiit happened at e;;h- is also Ironquill," the poet, inct meetings? it doesn't though an agnostic or worse, Oh. said Wynne, thinks he is going to heaven, as make much difference. I have is e ideneed by a letter have been here so long that 1 have to Watchman Jackson at the Pen- seen a hundred cabinet ministers sion office. come and go, and it doesn't feel Jackson wanted some sort of so strange after all. recommendation. This is what Well. said Secretary Wilson, Ware wrote: it is not so much a question of Dear .Jackson : If you are not how Wynne feels as it is how we I get there Ill heaven 'when feel." ,,j.ni 1ix it to have you transferred." Wynne is an Irishman, and a Senator-Burrny- s. of Michigan eomebaek-like- that of Seerotarv sometimes uses a quill pen. ' A, Wilsons tickled him. After the day or two ago at one of the laugh subsided he said: Smoot hearings he Was writing That reminds me of what uitli one. Senator lettus, of Ala- - Secretary Foster said when he ama. watched him tor a tune andtook charge of the Treasury de- then said: ipartment. I was his private se- Senator, the way that pen cretary. One day he remarked reminds me of an exper- fo me : Wynne, when I first came I ience had down in Alabama once to Washington as a member of the was spending the evening with cabinet I gazed in awe at the dis.i friend in Selma. We sat in the tinguished men who were my coldining room, and frofn the kitchen leagues and wondered how I got came a painful scratching sound. there. After I had been in the Here, you, Eliza, said my cabinet three months I wondered host, to the maid, whats that how my colleagues got there. noise out there? Is there a dog " at the door? I was over in New York durNo. sah, that aint no dawg ing the recent flurry in stocks," at de do, That theres the cook said .Representative Ruppert, writ in' a lub letter to her honey- - sfand heard a story about a broker friend of mine- who was hit pretty hard. On the morning of the second day of the break he started to walk down to the Stock Exchange. He felt the need of a MS a Coamn St. bracer after he had walked a few m Iant well-ill1'- ' .'' rvrasr her.-Thev- te he-wro- i 1 ' t;; There DAY BY DAY Washington Two men aven- vrllow'car ou Pennsylvania . were disputing about the prop; root of r method to fmd the cubeheld o certain number. One and tf.ne plan and one to another, earnest. they became aat Senator' Daniel, of Virginia, his in cross the aisle, engrossed as stann own thoughts. lie one of when out of the window and over the disputants leaned touched the Senator on the knee, sir, but are haying, Excuse me, vou a mathematician?" senator came out of, his JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH. Y IAl. WOMEN CAN JXEEP WASHINGTON . TUI-WEEKL- -- YOUNG. Ohio Woman Tells The Secret May Explain Youthful Looks of Some in Logan. Mrs. Anna Pattou. 34 ('harles Vour s iturn your meikty tf lik Street. Xenia, Ohio, in u recent interview, tells tin Secret of how to grow young. Although I am Manchuria Should Belong to over sixty, I feel as though I was Chinamen. only twenty years old. It does not seem possible that I am the This is distinctly a human coun- same woman that I was a year try a country of ago. Then I suffered with my beans and potatoes, horses, rattle, head all the time, had so much sheep, hogs, goats and no freaks gas on my stomach that I could in branch or fodage. hardly endure it and was always But I cant get oer seeing a troubled with a bad taste in niv Chinaman in a cornfield. It is al- mouth and a coated tongue and ways a shock. He doesnt seem to was so bloated that at times I have any right there somehow could not fasten my clothes. I nobody does except a white man was unable to do my work, but or a darkey. There are tumble-bug- s now after taking one box of in the dusty road and gray, natures cure for dyspepsia, 1 am a well woman and can do my flying grasshopper-lik- e things that rise from the dust, flutter a work as well as ever. tew feet from the earth and drop Cyrus E. Xapper has the local hack again, just as they do at agency for and has sold borne. And the dragon-flie- s a deal of this why great remedy at 50e m are nothing box. He hears so many words the world but s the that I used of praise for the preparation that to throw stones at when I was a its use quite likely explains the hoy in the Bluegrass. Thir moun- youthful Iimks of Logan women oleanie. tains are treeless afid hut its a human country and I To Cure a Cold in One Day ! feel from as home as far dont Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUIN did m Japan.- - -- Brrff says it rail INE Tablets: re oohs (ike a lot of Montana lulls fund the money if it fails to cure around Ohio only the E. W. Groves signature is on each is corn millet that grows twelve box. 25e a feet high The people eat the top. . - not a subscriber arefeed to live If blades to the stock they you The Journal you ought to be. and the stalk serves almost every purpose of bamboo and for firewood as well. You can ride for hours between two solid walls of it and vou wonder how there can he people enough in the scattering villages to plant and till, or even to out it. A richer land I never Valley Time saw. It looks as though it would coin-tield- Rock Island Trains t Commencing December 24, 1094 Colorado to the East 4 Daily To Omaha and Chicago. A . No. 42 No. t Leaves. Leaves i No. 10 No. lfi .tree-trunk- s, . . 'll .' Denver. Colo Springs. :30 a.m. 11 :45 10:00 p.m. Pueblo ? a.m. 8:30 pjn. 10:00 p.in. To Kansas City and St., Louis s, Mi-o-n- ' h leaves.... leaves..,. Denver, 2:15 p.m. 7:50 p.m. Colo. Springs. Pueblo 2:30 p. m. 1:05 p.m.. 8:05 p. ra Going Somewhere? Address f a, Phi Agent, E. DRAKE. DisL O. A. BIBLE.Trav. Ism. Agent, 1(0 Went 2ud South St-Si- Lake 't Gtjr,. Mi-o-n- a. C. B. 3LOAT, General Agent Passenger Department, Denvet, Colorado, snake-doctor- Alt-drugg- corn-field- ists s, i t- This isOur New Years Resolution DURING 1963 THERE SHALL" BE NO OTHER SERVICE BETWEEN SALT LAKE CITY AND CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS QUITE SO SATISFACTORY AS BURLINGTON SERVICE- .- .B Cache feed both armies and yet there was no sign no burned houses, or robbed field or even a cast-of- f bit of the soldiers equipment to show that an army had ever passed that way. One fact only spoke .significantly of war. No woman except a child or a crone -- was ever visible. This struck me. when I recalled the trail of ,r Card -- Keep this in mind and whenever you re ready to go East ask me to produce .the evidence. NORTH BOUND .. LEAVES N6. 11 Daily Pocatello Mixed 15 Daily 2:45 p.m. ...2:30 a.m 5:45 ...11:45 p.m Salt Lake Ogden Cache No. 7:15. Jet Ticket f$ ..,.1:25 8:55 . , ...5;3Q a.m 9:13 ....6:00 -- 9r30 . 4 46:25 ....7:00 Siboney to Santiago and the thous Smithfield 9:48 ....7:42 ands of women refugees strag- Richmond 9:59 Franklin 10:18 .,..8:15 s into remarkCaney-agling every ARRIVES able. I suppose both Japanese 10:35 p.mr;"r.9:10 a.m and Russians are trying Id keep Pr?ston of the Chinaman as the good-wiof the world. I well as of tho-res- t SOUTH BOUND dont wonder that the Russians , LEAVES are fighting for that land nor shall Mixed I wonder should the Japanese,-i- f No. 12 Daily. No. 16 Daily 7:10 a.tn....949 a.m they wm, try to keep it. But how Preston 7.27 it Should belong to anybody but Franklin ...10:00 4 Richmond 7:42 ...10:40 the Chinaman who has tilled it in Smithfield 7:56 ...11:107 peace aid with no harm To any- Logan 8:15 " ...12:50 p.m body for thousands of ..years I Mendon 8:38 .....1:10 cant for the life of me see. From Cache Jet 8:55 " ....1:35 " On the Dragons Trail," by ARRIVES John Fox, Jr., in the January Ogden 10:30 a.m.... 5:30 p.m Scribners. Salt Lake 11:55 " ..,.6:55 .. . -- Pocatello .i . .4:4h-i.i. Chamberlains ..Cough .Remedy For furtber'information apply to Absolutely Harmless. W.W. WOODSIDE,, Agent, The fault of giving children medicine containing injurious sub stances, is sometimes more disas-tron- a when in Zion stop at Salt Lake than the disease from" which Citys Leading Hotel . , a Ger-impblocks mother are suffering. Every saloon. The proprietor was they should' knowrthaVChamberlainsj behind the bar. DON potty r, PrtpY, ' Wie gehts? he said. Guteu Cough Remedy is perfectly safe " for children-t- o take. It contains European Plan, $1.00 end up. - -morgen. American Plan. $2.50 and up shouted the nothing harmful and for coughs, God! is and colds unsurpassed. and croup broker, are Gates Morgan c here too? I have been trying to Foi; sale by all druggists. THE get away from them fora week. Who Wants a Position Notice to Stockholders. ' EDITION The Civil Service Commission . Notice is hereby given that the announces an examination to be annual meeting of the stockhold- held in this city on December 31, Reed Wherever the English Laners of Thatcher Brothers Bank- 1904, for the positions of e guage is Spoken. ing company will be held at its clerk and carrier. The Thrice-a-WeeWorld has Banking house in Logan, Utaf on As the Commission informs us made Thursday, January 12, 1905, at that it will not be necessary to special arrangements for 10 oclock a. hl, for have the Medical Certificate filed the year 1905. Its already great (the hour of the election of a Board of Direc- with the application, it is hoped news service has been extended tors for the; ensuing year; the that a large number of citizens ami, as heretofore, it will report transaction of such other business will avail themselves of the oppor- all important e'vcnts promptly, oe- as may properly 'come 'before the tunity of taking this examination. eurately and impartially. feature meeting. and specifically for the Application blanks and other An original and striking ' Hhriee-a-Week World in the Articles of information will be cheerfully purpose of Amending 1905 will be its serial publication e Five and Ten of the Articles of furnished at the local for of the strongest' and best fiction so toProvide as or at the District Secretary Incorporation by Assistant-Cashiehas ever appeared in the colan that of the Appointment Denver, Colorado. umns of any newspaper, i ' MOSES THATCHER, If you are not a subscriber to nal together one year for $3.50, cal together one year for $3.75, . 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