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Show . THE - Cache VaUey WmoOardf -- v Dewey's. Soliloquy To go or not to go? That is the ques-- - . Oregon Short Line R. R. TBX-WiZKL- tion. Whether 'tis better to keep the old ship hitched NORTH BOUND. Fast to the bottom of Manila bay, ' LX IT XI. Where 1 can lay me down and peaceful, . ly snooze Daily Daily of cradle the the in Rocked deep, easy : except except, hie, where all the people eiA- - . Daily. Or homeward Sunday. Sunday. . vow No 9. tions. No. 16. No. 11. That not thinglet will they do to Pocatello, 2:30a.m. . ' 'me! 9 :45a.m. 8 :00a.m. Salt Lake, V 9:16 .11:16a.m. Ogden, A chill of direst apprehension starts Cache Jet., 5:30a m. 1 :00p.m.l0 :55 and shimmers to my Up in my scalp " : 1;25 , 11:20 Mendon, . 6:00 toes, 11:40 1:45 6:40 Logan, itself And and collects then wiggles 11 :69 2 :04 Smithfield, 7 :10 back , 1: 2:20 12:15p.m. Along my limbs and spinal column till Richmond, 7 :35 12:35 ,2:40 Franklin, 8:00 The latter, erstwhile as the strongest ' ARRIVBS, steel,. JIhose rubber but of Becomes 8 3 arwrpiece :30a.m. ;00plm.l25p.m7 When reflect that Preston, I that in that old t JQUTH BOUND. home land Which I so thoughtless chose as place of LBATBS, birth Dally Daily The whole darned push is laying for me, "except except bent ; STA- -, Daily. On showing me how great a man I be I Sunday. Sunday. 12. 10. No. No. 16. No, TIONS. 9:15a.m. 3:00a.m. 2:20p.m. In dreams I see enthusiastic crowds Preston, 3:20 2:40 Banked on the piers and en the ware Franklin, 9:50 -3:38 2:58 house tops; Richmond, 1Q:15 3115 3:15 And some are even perched on telegra Smithfield, 10: 45 ' 4:15 3:35 11:40 . Logan, phic poles, 3:55 And rubbernecking till it beats the Mendon, 12:10p.m. 4:35 ' 4:20 Cache Jet., 12 :50p.m. 5 :00 band c When the Olympia lets her mud-hoo- k ABBIVIS. . - . - t - -- ... ." 1 . go South, And hammers banging at resounding ' W. W. Woodside, Agent. ' . ! And an the people persecuting lungs Above their whooping limit, till the ' din Awakes me in a cold, Bostonian sweat. And there I lie curled in my bunk ana Bee - . The banquet tables hundred dollars per All laden with the cullinary stuff RAILWAY, On which the nightmares feed, and wines The great Scenic line of the Rocky Enoughsparkling to float this great Olympian boat! Mountains, connecting the- I see myself compelled to helpless sit And hammer back the rising blushes Vhile and blessed with Men, WITH THE gift of gab, Tell me in lofty epeeches theyve thought up A lot of things I know as -- well as li Rio OrandeVGSternRu. Burlington, Rock Islahd, Santa Fe and Missouri Pacific Routes for all points EAST, Tne most direct route ASPEN, GLENWOOD SPRINGS, LEADVILLE, CRIPPLE CREEK, and DENVER. .Labor Lest. Eld, tfo Bight. Thing a with have talked I great many The lively magpie was evidently Democrats, lately from different Dot proscribed in ancient Rome, for parts of the country, and they all Macrobiua tells ' us that in the agree tb&t Mr. Bryan made a great region of Augustus . Caesar several hit in refusing to &ttendthe $10 were trained to salute him verbally, dinner of the Democratic club in and their owners were rewarded. NewJfork and in. accepting Hearing this,one poorfeUtffr,a to the $1 dinner to be shoemaker, rather late in the day given the same night. They say commenced to teach a' jackdaw he also that Mr. Bryans retenftour had, taking great pains in the hope through the South baa restored of making his fortune by it. The him to the leadership of the Demo- bird unaware of the ' great career cratic party, and that, no matter chalked out for it, proved but a what the mossbacks in the senate poor scholar, so that his disapand the house of( representatives pointed matter often in the course be the next of his lesson would exclaim: may do, Bryan will Well, -candidate for the p residency, and I havelostallmy labor. Hay the men- - who are reviling him now Ing at lastThowever," completed its will be compelled to support him education, the , daw. was -or go over to the Republican party. out one dsy tar salute-t- he .brought passing Buxton of emperor, when, to the , delight of North Carolinafor example, says his master, he duly repeated, with that no man would stand a ghost great distinctness, the .taught of a show of being elected a dele- phrase, God save the emperer, gate to the national convention of Tut, tut, said Augustus. I have his state if there was the slightest too many courtiers of your kind doubt of his loyalty to Mr. Bryan, Well, went on the daw, who . at and that it is the true test of the that moment recollected his mastDemocracy of the present day. ers usual ejaculation of disap-- , : Henry Watterson says that in printment, Well, I have lost all Kentucky people have got to bow my labor! The emperor was bo down and worshipBryan or get much amused at this apposite reout of .the Democratic organization. mark that be bought the bird for Governor AlpMillan says the same double the expected sum. Chicago of Tennessee. Senator Bacon of News. '. Georgia has been compelled to bow the knee to Bryan or forfeit the -- Teachers Attention- -- Senator leadership Martin of Virginia, after making' a On Saturday next, at one oclock tour of his state, has suddenly be- p. m., Professor William M. Stewart come an ardent admirer , of the of the University of Utah, will silver-tongueNebraskan; 'and so lecture before the Cache County it goes in every state south of Mason Teachers Institute, his subject beand Dixons line. A full ing: Speers arithmetic. Almost every newspaper in the attendance of county', teachers is South has approved Bryans action expected, and .the teachers of the in declining an invitation to Bel- public private and denominational shazzars feast, as they call the echools of Logan are cordially inThe Sonthern vited. Croker dinner. ; Democrats bate Tammany anyhow, W. G. Raymond, . and, understand that the Demo. Co; Supt. Schools. cratic club is the social headquarters of the tiger. The very fact Unclaimed Letters. that Croker and Tammany are o; -- Mrs. Gritz posed to Bryan makes him a towtr Bos, Mrs. W. R. Green when and learn of strength, they Mr. James Isaac, that his letter rejecting the invita-- an-in-yitat- ion , W. F, Bailey, General Passenger Agent, Denver. W. H. Donnell, General Agent, Salt Lake City. T day. May 27th, from ten a til four p. m.,when and wW.?? ditch tax list will be open foj? .portion, and where ell cottpuj or demands for. rebate for . cause, will bd heard. J?SEPH Thatcher Bros. Banking (J, Capital $150,000.00. ed they. I can feel my Miss. Hannah Jones, tion was addressed to Perry Belhair Mr. C. E. Loose, Get up on end and dance In frenzied mont,' a member of the banking Mr. W. J. Ross, , fear RothsMrs. Jane Randall. , . firm that the. represents Aain imagination I can see and in childs this country got up If the above are not called for within Them standing round with lips in yearn- from date thmr will be sent the Syndicate that bought the two weeks ing bunched, And sparring with their smiles for open- bonds during the Cleveland ad- to the Dead Letter Office at WashOasoN Smith, P. M. ing. admire him ington. Logan, Utah. May 21. 1899. To land upon the mouth I fain would ministration, they more than ever. Chicago record. hide . of trousers Down, in my pocket out Whooping Cough. range. had a little boy who was nearly I And in each hand I see concealed a from dead an attack of whooping pair Oi hungry scissors waiting for the cough. My neighbors recommendchance ed Chamberlains Cough Remedy. CASH paid for beer bottles at To rob my clothes of their securities medicine not that did think aoy Cache Valley Brewery. Tn shape of buttons to be proudly would help him, but after giving worn CASH paid for poultry and eggs, On pins to keep their monstrous hats him a few doses of that remedy I at Smiths cheap cash store. in place. noticed an improvement, and one " eoast off of anchor the Methinkslllbottle cured him entirely. It is WANTED Second hand baby ; Maine Apply to Mrs. J. C. And swim ashore when darkness palls the best cough medlbine I ever had carriage. ..... in the house. JLMoorer South Green- .the deepAnd hit the trail incog, for old Ver- Burgettstown, Pa. For. sale by FARMING LAND to rent in mont, Co. Bros. Riter f Avon Drug precinct. Enquire of W. N. And hide myself within my boyhood - - shack 'Thomas, Logan, Utah. , A Days Work or a Days Pleasure. And turn the automatic bulldog loose WANTED A good waitress at To warn the maasea I am not at home all de- Hotel' Kiesel; Also . Can be had in travel. It a young. man To anybody, till this wild attack pends on the transportation facili- for office work, at Hotel Kiesel. s of the brain Of temporary No Has sjxmt itself, and I am not compel- - ties and comforts afforded.. SCAVENGER WORK prompt-l- y railway line in the .West is so justattended to. Niel Bell & Co. To rob our good old Independence atly celebrated for its numerous . Dav .. Leave with Kybcrg, the , orders PacOf vested rights t has held since Free-do- tractive features as the Union Shoemaker. It ific, The Peoples Favorite. birth. 4 of excels BICYCLES sold, rented and re in completeness equip - , . Denver Poet. of of Feather ment, condition track, speed paired. .We handle the 1 : with trains and Crawford. and stone experi popularity and Day. Working Night enced travelers. Address H. M. Isaac Elwell Jit. busiest and The mightiest little Lake Salt General Agent, Clay, TO SELL A few choice build --- ---thing that. ever. wasLmade isDr, City.' : inglots at the southwest corner; of Kings New Life Pills. Every pill the is a sugar-coate- d Agricultural College grounds. globule of health, L0QAN MAIL CARD. O. C. Bluemel. that changes weakness into strength listlesshefis'Into energy, brain-fa- g or nans. IMPROVpi-iURPOULTRclosing 9 :00 and 3:00 p.m. into mental power. Theyre wond East and North,. .11 :10 a.m. Black Lagshans are the best generful in building up the health; Preston branch' , eral purpose fowl. . From May 1st Providence, Millville, Hyrum. Only 2oc per box. Sold by Biter and Paradise 2:15 p.m. eggs have been reduced to 50 cts. Bros. Drug Co. .3 Benson, Tuesday, Thursday J. P. 8mitb, 1 block and Batnrdavs ..... .........2 pvn. per eetting. Karls Clover Root Tea, for Constipa 8alt Lake, Ogden and Sonth. .3 A 9 p.m. South ana I block East of B. Y. tion is the Best and if after using it College, Wednesday and College, Logan. 10:30 a.m. yon dont say ao, return the package SUGAR STOCK WANTED- -i and get your money. Sold by Co-o-p T Ihbival or kails & Store. e Stockholders . in the Utah Sugar Col Grocery Drug South and West ..11:40 aim. 11 :40aan have the right to subscribe for as North and East Played Out. Preston branch..;.... 3:35 p.m. much more stock as they now hold; Dull Headache, Pains in various parts Providence, Millville, Hyrnm I want to buy this right ' to sub-- ; of the body, Sinking at the pit of the and Paradise 1:30 p.m scribe. Soren Hanson, Hyrum. stomach, Loss of appetite. Feverishness, Benson, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday 7 p.m Pimples or Sores are all positive eviFOR SALE SO acres of good dences of impure blood. No matter College, Wednesday and And then the women 1 Utah. d Want Column. -- -- . DIBXCTOE3 : G. W. Thatch eb, L. S. II JLLB, . W. D. D. H. H. E. Hatch. Prompt and intelligent attention given to all the interests of oar customers. Finest Equipped Sulphur Turkish Baths. The Ladies New Electric Turkish Bath and Massage Parlors at the Sanitarium are now in charge of Mrs. & A Barton, who has been Sait Lake Citys most tmcreesfnl Artist in this line.iiri E. Hartman, who stands at the bead la her specialties, will have charge of the g and Manicure Parlon. An elegant line ef Hair Goods !ani Toilet Artirjes on hand. Our fine Turkish Bath Department is open day and night for gentlemen. The Empire Steam Laundry doea all -- . our work. 52 tVeitThird South, Salt Lake City. Hair-dressin- ) 1 , -T- HE- i NEW YORK VJORID Land Attorney. Mineral Lands. J. n. Barker, notary public, and local agent, Newton, Utah, will answer cor reapondence and furnish information on application. Blair . -- , Bat-uraav..- ..'. ? Best' Dining Gar Service. EQUIPMENT. ' , Glialr Cars Frea. Tk'3 FAST TRAINS dJULY. Edition. TliHco-a-Wee- k . . T,C. Bailey, next door to U.S. Land Office. Salt Lake City. Patents obtained for Agricultural, Desert and ELEGANT 1 PxEBT, J. Taylor, L. R. JIabtinuc, S. "VV. Riter, R. IIenpkicks, James Mack, W. A. Robsitkb, ... . t Moses Thatchu jim-jam- ' Wilbojt Chairman Board of Equalization. " -- . ROCKY MOUNTAIN SCENERY, And Address: pointed by the City Coo ncVf equalize the special ditch .. ment tax. will sit in the City Recorder upon Tueid May 23, and will hold daffy , ... Write for our Illustrated Book on. Notics. A Board of Equalization' ty. JyllS. wine-inspir- l23 -- Pocatello, 3 :55p.m Aud comes to anchor in the murky 7:00a.m. 6:00p.m. Ogden, . - stream ! 8:55a.m. 7:20p.m. Can hear the big guns roar a Howdy Salt Lake, ' do IV , . 7For tickets to, or from all And Whistles screaming out Ahl there old soul North or points East, West, call on JOURNAL. LOG AN. , UTAH MAY 25 Y , how b - it became so it must be purified in order to. obtain good health. Ackers Blood Elixir has never failed to cure Scrofulous or Syphilitic poisons or any other blood diseases. It is certainly a wonderful remedy aud we sell every bottle on a positive guarantee; Bros. Drug Co., Druggists, . Biter 3 The Best Paper at the lowest Price. 156 forOne Dollar. A Year As Good Papers as a daily at the price a weekly. . ). - - ol During the k war. The by proved its great value ana promptness, thoroughness all tn ! -- Spanish-Ameli- a Thrice-a-Wee- , curacy of i ts reports from scenes of, important events, was as useful p , the daily reader, and it will be of equal vdg the great and,cotoP in : reporting or cated questions which are now fore the American people. : . It prints the news of world, having special Mrreeri ence from all imjiortant news v on the globe. It' has brillianti trations, stories .by great imj a capital " humor .page , J land with water .right for eame,' markets, depaitments ,orj 10 urday 25 .acres (in household And women s worJ Qa. General delivery window open' from good improvement. ot S a. m. until 6 pan. 4 acres of. wheat; trees, rest planted other special departments Sunday, general delivery window open with lucern. ' Farm is' situated at ciual interest. 1. - from 12 :15 p.m. to 1:15 p.m.k unequaled this offer will Idaho. We taka .Owner, Preston, Uoney order window open from 8 a.m a. smaller farm in part payment. paper and Thi Jousnal to 9 p.m. Oxioi Skot, P. U. Apply Hass Oliss, Preston, Idaho. one year for 13.50. , , a-- . j , i - , t jjr |