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Show THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH PAGE SIX Tuesday, December 21 , 1948 tl' Ttirtfz ': X -- - ft fe. n,i&r omex jmin:s Cy Jsrvls 7'r TF OvWI Political Motto A BOMBASTIC politician came out to deliver a campaign address in a certain city lie iwi strictly of the old school of 'sound and fury orators, signifying nothing. Classical literary allusions were Icqq T8IS ISOLD CHARLIE ANDREW'S PLACE HES QUITE A CHARACTER I OH, ALVIN, YOU DO LOOK DISTINGUISHED IN A HOMBURG.,, By Ernie Bushmiller NANCY TEST DID YOU THE ICE, NANCY ? this particular gentlemans weakness, and poetry and polished prose quotations gushed from his large and mobile mouth like creek water in a spring freshet Onward and upward is my he cried Hence my motto way! 'Excelsior' is Excelsior, It should be! cried a youthful voice from the back of the hall. Youre stuffed wjth it! Puzzled Brother Little Willie had just been In to see the latest addition to the family. Now he sat quietly in the livir room, an expression of puzzlement on his freckled young face. His step-fathcame into the room, and inquired a bit anxiously: "Well, son, what do you think of er it's easy LIKE you simply put your head down THIS, SNORT, AMD THEN CHARGE AT ME" lWf'! him? By Margarita WES YOUR DOG- -. QUICK-CLEA- By Boy N - EFFICIENT-- ITS UP TO 17IIKLY niDl YOU TO SEE THAT WES KEPT CLEAN J Malhlsca MUTT AND JEFF JEFF! what HAPPENED To you? A CHILD PSYCHOLOGY By Bud Fisher FUNNIEST THINS THEN HE WHOPPED ME IN THE NOSE THAT I HA HA-HMY NAME AIN'T buster! .'AND SAYS H BUSTER!' j SO FUNNY WHATS ( 'THAT TOO, BUSTER' SAYS', TAKE THAT. HA HAW HO i JITTER By Arthur Pointer A fellow START'S DOWNSWR? SISTER CAU? TO Invisible Ladder I hear Sam is in the hospital. What happened to him7 Second Gob Oh, he came down a ladder about 10 minutes after it had been removed somewhere else. First AS hell break it If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If that doesnt work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child. Suicide Remark actress was consumed with jealousy at the success of Gypsy Rose Lee in the literary So world. after congratulating her on the success of her play, The Naked Genius, she commented: I enjoyed it a lot; who wrote it for you? Im so glad you liked it, purred Who read it to Gypsy sweetly. you? By Cluyas Williams SETC IT, SlSFtR SHRIEK PRETENDS HE'S GOING INS NOT TO OPEN IT, HEU TO ThROW IT DOWN TO BRING HER DOLL'S SUIT- - SPILL EVERYTHING HER, SISTER SCgEAN- INS CASE DOWN TO HER step-fathe- half? I'M IN THAT CAFE WHEN A GUV COMES IN AND HITS ME IN THE EYE AND THE ybW NEXT DOOQ Did you say he was my Willie replied r. Yes, said his The boy considered briefly, and then blurted out: Well, tell me, pop, where the heck is the other half-brothe- r? LITTLE REGGIE REGLAR FELLERS r& 7 By Gene Byrne WEVC SEEN SAILING INTO EACH OTHER Gob ND JUST miNiLJIMWfi. TODAY IS OUIL A ( Aannivemary v Free Delivery Service Boy (in street) How can I get to the hospital? Traffic Cop Just keep standing ever, since 'r where you are. LACKS SAYS HE'LL DROP nr; AND SHE CAN CATCH IT, SISTER PLATLY VETOING ' PLAN STARTS DOWN, HOLDING OUT, AND DRAWING IT BACK, SISTER-SAYINSHE'S GOING TO TELL IT AN APPETITE THRUSTS IT INTO SISTERS HANDS, WONDERING UW HE CANT HELPTEASING SI5TER.OR SHE HIM mother by Clark SUNNYSIDE cisx i;o?,i mm m' By Ed I Ccdd l2j i k IfL -- $ikV' f SONNY WUECE'S JIM DEE PCUG SIOCE TUE F just follow ' V - THINK HE'S TU' BES' GOVERNOR W EVE (2 HAD 4WD I'LL ALLEYS BE PROUD USED TO HAVE TO RUN HIM OITA AW APPLE ' ORCHARD WHEN HE WUZ A BOY f Y'jhj t A. I Srih. ' me I'M GOING TUERE S. Haas A MV SELF tT I A kk cannibal took his child to doctor: Doctor, whats the matter with my kid feel so ZQ By VIRGIL LOOK AT vOliC V WHAT ARE FACE -- COvtCEP ) YOU ? A lwith jam - LITTLE Pu3 WELL-WH- AN STivER YOU ME i v. U' Atoi, f? p Cl V C ( DON T WHAT 15 ? want C-E- WHiPpiN - 7 OUR TO A i you know a PI6 ) Len Kiel ... he dont just wont eat Talkative Wife She Did you know Jim hasnt spoken to his wife in more than a year? He , good. He Maybe he doesnt want to terrupt her. I) time flies The soprano, seeking an engagement, was finding the book-inagent a trifle dubious. How many years in grand opera did yon say? he queried. Forty. My, my, you must have known Madam Butterfly as a mere g POLKS I ? |