Show REALLY NEW GOLF STORY caddies caddie loss loea of temper excusable under the circumstances A very pompous very self sufficient and very bad golfer goiter was once playing over an irish course ho he hao had as his caddie a battered old irish peasant with a very knowing twinkle in the corner of his eye after each stroke and each stroke was cruel hard on the green turf of 0 Ol Oi reland the vainglorious vain glorious one said to his caddie in the most moat lordly fashion replace the turf caddie quietly and patiently the caddie went through the performance thinking volumes and saying nothing at all until tho the eighteenth was reached then as the last buffed shot stumbled its way to the putting green and replace the turf caddie rang in his ears tor for the last time b he e turned mith filth a look of ineffable scorn upon his big august employer and said arrah Is it replacing tho the turf be ba bidding me do by the holy fly be re the place well be all doing whon when youre the king |