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Show WE MAKE TRAVEL EASY. .WWKDrVjrVxSrSXVtf &&l!XWJfJ&t!) 5 From UTAH to KANSAS CITY, ST. JOE, CHICAGO, GALVESTON, EL PASO. And the Mining Camps of NEW MEXICO AND ARIZONA. Sum- C. F. WARREN, The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railway Company. Salt Lake City, Utah. THOMPSON REAL ESTATE CO. We Buy, Sell and Trade Real Estate. We have a large list of farms and city property, vacant and improved, cheaper than any other firm. Call and see ub. 63Va West Second South SL, alt Lake City. t To be assured of a pleasant trip east, purchase your tickets via the Illinois Central Rail- road from Omaha to Chicago. First-clas- s service also between Omaha and Minneapolis and Chicago and St. Louis, as well as all points in the South and Southeast. For full Information call on or write A. FOLEY, Commercial Agent. No. 75 West Second South Street. WINDSOR. EUROPEAN HOTEL. Salt Lake City. Located In the heart of the city. Rates Reasonable. Light, airy, clean rooms. 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CARS, OB8ERV XTION DINING CARS. T, EL.CTRIO have added the Chase A Baker Piano Player, Victor Talking Machines, with a choice selection of the CLKOTRIC LlOl PANS. Rcclinino Chair Oars mi IIT (im mmii.M coasiMA l1to,Tkkits, id an, ates and Best Rolls and Records. its. 3eesley MusicJCo. vr Ms e.TO M8RRIA1 The Popular Music House, 46 So Main St., Salt Lake City. VNlCNft, ART AMR Wtk A S' Ind. Tel. 755. LEWIS. SALT LAKE PRI VATr DR. ALVAH "T r' . t - 1 i ... V . I'4 J S -- Nuptial Tangle Hard to Figure Out Three Brothere Marry Siatere, Daughters of Father Although Unusual, Is Entirely Legal. , Wife-Complic- ation, One of the most remarkable marriage tangles ever known was presented to the authorities In probate court Saturday, when Edward and Fred Metzger, twins, made application to marry sisters, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. This in Itself was strange enough, but when the clerk was preparing the papers It was learned that an elder brother of the twins had married a sister of the two prospective brides of the twins. A look at the entry journal showed that in May, 1904, Albert Metzger, a brother, had married Ida Miller, the third sister. While the people In the court were having a good laugh at this Edward spoke up and said: Let me tell you something that will set you thinking deeper our father Is the husband of the girls mother." This Is the story: Lewis C. Metzger married Mrs. Christina Miller. Metzger had, as stated, three sons, two of them twins. Mrs. Miller had three Now the daughters bedaughters. come the brides of the sons. In other of words, MNzger is the father-in-lahis stepdaughters, and Mrs. Metzger Is of her stepsons. the mother-in-laAnd still the wonder does not cease. Mrs. Metzger was married four times. Her second marriage was to the brother of her present husband, but by that union she had no children. Here are some of the puzzles to work out: If your two brothers married sisters of your wife what relation would your children be to your brothers children, or what would they be if you and your brothers father took for his second wife the mother of the girls who are now the wives of the three sons? And still further, what would they be if the woman your father married was the mother of your wife and one of your brothers wives was the widow of your uncle? The boys have slopped figuring on the puzzle, saying that If they have children the relationships will be so In mixed as to baffle deciphering. spite of It all the complication is entirely legal, because there is no blood relationship between the contracting parties. a MM) THE TOURIST'S FAVORITE ROUTE FAST FLYERS DAILY BETWEEN OGDEN AND DFWFT? 3 Demands of His Stomach Too pened that when he went into the ward Great to Be Resisted Ult- the convalescent patient was asleep. The other man was wide awake and imate Recovery Almoet Moll he beckoned the waiter and told him Than He Deserved. to lay the food intended for the conA man who has just left a hopltal valescent patient alongside his cot where he was confined1 for' several The waiter, believing the food was In- weeks with Uphold fever tells this story of two other Uphold patients in the public ward of the same insti- 3 CHOICE OP ROUTES. THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST SLEEPERS FROM OGDEN OR SALT LAKE TO ST. LOUIS WITHOUT CHANGE OP CABS Free Reclining Chair Cars. Dining Car Service a la carte on all through trains. For Folders, Illustrated Booklets, ekk! address I A. BENTON, O.A.P.D,,,,,, lift 44 44 4 44 SALT LANE CITY, UTAH 444444444444444444 TO CALIFORNiA AND ITS FAMOUS WINTER RESORTS. 5 1. Patient Set Life Against Square Meal CATALINA. ORANGE GROVES. :out i F- - PASADENA. F-- F-- F--. F- DIRECT TO CORONADO TENT CITY. Vestibuled Trains leave Salt Lake City 8:30 p. m. dally. Drawing Room and Standard Pullman Sleeper, Tourist andFF- . Dining Car. 4- FREE RECLINING CHAIR CAR. tended for him, did so. The sick man lmraedately devoured it. A few minutes later the physician on duty en- f-tution: Ask nearest agent for information on Pacific Coast Excursions, orFF- He noticed that f tered the ward. The two men occupied adjoining was wrong with the sick F'4 write to J. L. Moore, Dist Pas. Agent, San Pedro, Los Angeles & Salt'"' while something beds. One was convalescent, man and upon inquiry learned what FLake R. R., Salt Lake City. the other was still battling with the had happened. 44 j; fever. Naturally, the physicians kept That man will be dead In ten minall food away from the latter. The 4 sick man, however, developed a trou- utes, unless we get that food out of to said his he the waiter. stomach," blesome appetite, ill as he was, and The physician summoned assistance, he protested against nqt being fed. He said the institution. In fact, was got a stomach pump and went to work starving him. The convalescent pa- on the sick man. The patients only comment when the operation was all tient, all the time, was receiving light food. This made the man in the- - ad- over was: joining cot all the more Insistent that By Jove, It Is bad enough to be he be fed. The physicians, however, starved, but when they deliberately paid no attention to his complaints. rob you of the food In your stomach The patient waited for his opportunit is terrible." He eventually recovered, despite his ity, which finally came. One day a strange waiter came narrow escape, although he had a around with the meals. It so hap hard fight. X ' J5- - - 4 I 14 4 x tfxlij 0 Series of Remarkably Clever Tricks Played on Inhabitants of Polish Village Old Circus Clown Leader of Band. The inhabitants of a suburb of Posen, In German Poland, have recently been the victims of a peculiarly artful gang of burglars. For several months past their nightly rest has been disturbed by what they very naturally conceived to be the nocturnal cries of the citys cats. Frequently, when the cats were at their loudest, a noise would be heard in the house. The noise was as a general rule attributed to the cats. It was noticed, however, that this outbreak of cats coincided with a great activity on the part of the burgling fraternity. Stocker, a more than official, detercommonly mined to probe the growing crop of With a half a- midnight robberies. Uv i o f-f- t Disguised as Cats, Thieves Made Hauls Bell Tel. 755. 4 W FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XX.4.e.A.4.4..e...XA..a.A FFFFFFFFFFFFFF4F our Fine Selection of srPULLfl AN SLEEPINC J!:nL;-?RE- 800 a General Agent. P 18 The Rock Island System now offer a choice of five daily trains from Colorado to Eastern paints. THREE of them are for Omaha and Chicago, and the other TWO for Kansas City and SL Louis.. The equipment is new and and a dining car on every train.. All leave at convenient hours. "Let ue figure on your trip." A folder and full information from General Agent, E. DRAKE, Diet Pass. Agentj G. A. BIBLE, Trav. Pass. Street, Denver, Colo. Agt5 or 100 West Second South St., BISHOP, mer. J. FIVE TRAINS f 3 Ask us about Cheap RateB this te Portents of Birth and Youth of Empress Borne Out by After Life Courage One t of Her Main Virtues. f Officer Trains Daily. Poor Eugenie Tragedies in Life of the goddess at whose shrine all lovers of the beautiful worshiped. Then the fatal war, and the horrors of Sedan; the flower of the French armyshattep ed and disgraced; and, worst" agony The story of the Empress Eugenies of all, her husband carried a' prisoner birth and youth forms an allegorical to Germany, into which he had fondly to lead a victorious army. She hoped whole career. synopsis & Co., was born ofin her R. H. A cried aloud for war bad Paris a lovely garden, but In Berlin! a Berlin!" But now, when Atsayera and Chemists. the midst of a terrible earthquake. the capital might best have served 169 8. W. Temple 8L, Salt Lakerj Still, the dramatic character of her the nation and the brave woman at its iCIty. & advent had no ill effects upon the head, it turned upon the empress. Write for Mailing Sacks. child, who grew to girlhood one of the Long live the Republic! Down with healthiest, most robust, and at the the Spaniard!" they yelled as they ame time, one of the loveliest crea- surged round the Tuileries. They forwe tures upon whom the sun shone. And got the Prussians at their own doors then, before she was out of the school- while they thundered at that of poor F. M. room she was In love with a man who Eugenies asylum. Not for an Instant A88AYER. pretended to love her, but wTio in did she lose courage. "You are hold120 W. Ind South, Salt lake Clty.g reality waa secretly paying court to ing my arm," she said to one of the Opposite FoatofOce. her sister. No sooner was the discov- few ladles left In attendance upon her. Mailing Sacks Furnished. Do you feel me tremble." Not in ery made than they found the future the least, was the truthful answer. empress lying on her couch, apparentao.o.o.o.o.q'op ly In a death agony. She had taken And the brave woman went forth poison. By little less than a miracle alone from the rear of the Tuileries, her life was saved; and we all know ranged the streets of Paris with only GATRELL CYRUS the story of her subsequent career-h- ow thirty pence In her pocket, and while her peerless beauty fascinated the mob around the palace sought her Attorney & Counselor. the emperor, and how, as his wife, blood, could find none so humane as she became the greatest lady in Eu- to afford her shelter. The World and 419 D. F. Walker Building, rope, the sole dictatress in fashion. Hl3 Wife. Salt Lake City. and 6 Walker Bank Build- !ng. Salt Lake City. With Dr. Hector Grlawold for th pact three year. ( W ' Ii lJfJ Vf V ( gRooms The Sign of Safety, Speed and Com fort. 3 5 DR. E. C. FAIRWEATHER, "I nt A SMRVi . . j4 4,'i-- W. wide-awak- Special Attention given SURGICAL and OBSTETRICAL CASES. THE ONLY STRICTLY PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN THE STATE. No. 352 E. 1st South. Salt Lake City. i TAYLOR, ROMNEY, ARMSTRONG CO. Wholesale and Retail LUMBER DEALERS Corner South Templeand 2d West St. SALT LAKE CITY - - UTAH e dozen of his man he kept watch for He saw that the supposed cats, besides making a horrible miauwing, were quite adept at forcing locks and windows. On the third night he and his men each bagged a cat and when their furry prisoners were safely landed It was discovered that each animal was an burglar dressed in a "make-u- p that concealed all traces of his human origin. aerobe c Habermayer, a broken-dowand circus clown, who had formed tk is band of human cats, was among tne captured. He confessed that he bad taught his men their parts, and when Charged, he gave vent to the most lifelike series of caterwaulings, her ides crowing like a cock and neighing like a horse. The good citizens of Posen now sleep peacefully again, for tlaber-maye- r and his gang of cats have been sentenced to severii years' imprisonment. several nights. able-bodie- d n two-legge- d The World and the Martyred FJower words ran through the the Fate Too Often But doubting land : Accorded Thing Not Under- "This thing we do not undeistand And can be good stood by the Souls of the Sons There must it,he then, e ll under th 3 Picture of of Men. Once by the wayside rose a flower, Whose wondious beauty and magic power Gladdened the grev roadside: to its tender stems. Its soul save strength Loveliness to its blossom-gemSent fiagrance far and wide. s. Where hemlock, thorns, and night-shad- e grew, soil but drew And from the self-sathings. Strength to be evil to lifted the wonder sky. This Quivering with yearning ecstacy, Petals like Psyche's wings. Ita heart-lik- e cup held nectared wine. And all who drank that draught divine Were holy for a space; And whokoever lingered there Drew to his seul a blessed share Of purity and grace. Then no man dared to hold a bliss So little understood. When rude winds shook the petals fair. Each one diew back with cjward care, Or jeered to see them fall; And stems were trodden under foot. And worms unhindered gnawed the root And slowly ruined al At length, from bruised and broken stent From root and leaf and olossom-geThe sweet soul passeo away. Until, amid rank weed- - and grass, A shapeless, shunned, and faded mass. The lovely wonder lay. And then about It. in and out There crawled a loatbiome rabble rout Of things which wu J and sting; Then, pointing to tb- - rum made. d world xulting said, The How evil was t is thing!" Jes le Annie Anderson. bat-eve- Name Your I Route East Fi FI f f F F FI FI F On your next trip East tell your local ticket agent 4 that your ticket to Chicago must read via the iiChicago.Milwaukee&St.Paul; Railway 4 ! Yqu will do yourself a kindness, securing the maxi- mum amount of comfort at the minimum cost. Dou- - f4 ble daily train service from Ogden to Chicago and 41 from Denver to Chicago. Hate in through sieeping cars, Ogden to Chicago, standard, $9.50 tourist 4) $4. 0. Folders and complete information free. Any ticket agent can ticket you East via this line. Ask him to do so. 1 C. -- - 4444 S- - Williams, Commercial Agent, Salt Lake City. F44UUU 44 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 44. 444. 41 4 4l '41 4 41 41 |