Show A man who was too economical to 10 subscribe for his home paper sent his little boy to borrow the copy taken by his bis neighbor in his haste the boy ran over a four dollar stand of bees and in ten minutes looked like a warty summer squash his cries reached the father who ran to his assistance and failing to see a barbed wire fence ran into it breaking it down cutting it a handful of flesh from his anatomy and ruining a five dollar pair of pants the cow took advantage of the gap in the fence and got into the field and killed herself eating green corn hearing the racket the wife ran and upset it four our ts gallon ballon churn of rich c cream into a basket of kittens drowning the whole flo flok boa k in her hurry burry she dropped a twenty five dollar set of false teeth the baby left alone crawled through the cream and into the parlor ruining a twenty dollar carpet during the excitement the eldest daughter ran away with the hired man the dog droke broke up eleven setting selling hem bem and the calves got out and chewed the tails off four fine shirts f A 1 f jq A 1 evv |