Show inn i 11 1 I r STORIES OF WASHINGTON l I Speaker md and the h Senator Quay and the Age AOe of i 2 tier and Humorous Incidents In at t th the tho White c House Houie and 2 C 5 National Capitol 2 5 t j n Jn In I Correspondence Washington Wa Jun Juu Sp Can Cannon nn null non lately l the recipient of or a 11 Mine seme what wiring bearing the I postmark po of Manila fl P C 1 J 1 It 11 hind hall lain with other ether lid documents 10 on Mr Ir Cannons IJ desk ili iee e luni mini alts Titer men During u a I lull In lillI the other tiny la the tho th speaker wax wan r up hi hl his I sic nail mid throwing tway ue i i trash when the package win II discovered He tie was teas about ilium II to ton tou It Into Iii I the waste watte wastebasket allt basket hasket when whon Nell X ll hi his hiM colored me n nger y ger er I l l that thaI It ml hl lw 60 IJ Mine thing of 1111 I no I Open tho the thing then thon nl Mr Ir Carr Can Cannon CunIon t non Ion and Nell gingerly untied Dulled Ihu while the chewed rhe vc 1 the tho thes thel l i s ml of n a cigar I nr and looker Junked on un unWell onI I Well that IK Is n u pouch peach a ON ns my little III tle would world my say t remarked 11 t tt t 1 the speaker PI as ns out Jut name raino 1 a beautiful Manila lint hot It lIIN reversible j nf or being folded In III any hn and andar I ar weighed exactly ono onA on ounce The rhe speak IT or pad It on nod and way was lu delimited I Good notion to 10 wear 1 It uptown ho Ile h ly said roll but In view of ot the thu vigorous I 1 sisal was llIS sl ns blowing over 01 en l hill he Ill concluded to wall wait tor for milder weather before Hiring his bin now new new headgear of f which he hr li la very vry proud jiroud Senator Quay Qua rind u II friend wore ware re recently reo discussing the tho a of et n a guy II youth with whoso whine t both holh Mr lr Quay and hl lux friend ire well trell ed e The friend nna RII d I H 1 to Lo bo he ee i vcr tre In III his hili criticism of or till the tor conduct but tin the re je that In as the toy boy LI was all II nil I right I lit at JI I It work be well to 10 Io orve Judgment Ju air HIJ giro hint n It AIM and ho hI added that lie hit h thought the lad would ulel pull up III when ho readied tho the ago of or discretion True Mr Quays lIIS friend Hut what would you call I the of or An AH a I rule rille 1 tilt the pewit or 1 l should any ny n II young follow fellow Coli 0 II Itus iho ngoof when Iw he hI removes reno from his walls walla cill the tho of find and n port alt of lila hll wealthy bachelor lor ur ui etc cle Hull of ot Iowa scar re recently r u II constituent front from rom I INs Molars i who wax laM to 10 be 1111 In ho i hot t roIti I to In Senator Mr tr Hull hill called all nt at the Arlington hotel mut mid Inquired for rol Mr basin He Ife tiny IM tn told that thaI the tho prominent Ohioan wan inthe In Inthe I the thc barber shop When MII Mr II Hull cn n tho shop with bin hlll friend he found the Ohio senator well nod and the barber was wai m Just to 10 ha him Sorry Sor to n bother bolher you senator huh but Mr Ir X of or Iowa 1011 who l nt for lilY any favors to In shako liandi with you rou Mr It Mull Hull remarked get Senator Manna Hinna motioned to tu the Isis kr her bor to III lie Be throw the towels from ruin about hits bin neck and jumped to In hi hla feut feet without favoring his Ills rheumatic ankle Glad U lad to know you glad to snow know Imo you you ron the lilt l an as a he ho i the Ie Ilea I I mans hand handI I rou I nure the only lowan Iowan I t ever evor now nl who looking for tor e Hunter of ur Kentucky l who hn was teas by b n II narrow margin wax wall the CUM case with V It h some Nome He Ue It It wim 1111 u II squeak hu Iw cald Tho rho I hoc I s ln me Ina In from fans having my Maine printed on the hal but lola lotH but hilI with It nil all 1 Ih voters wrote ClIo my In hi nil and I wis s elected flush mild Maid Col eul I He Hill who heard the Ihl If It conlest t tell ell ed Meet l ltd be ho an nu easy lallY mat that matter thatter ter Irr to III boat beat him hum lily Any 11 lawyer can eun take Inko the census 1 returns and Io there aint enough In III th the that can cnn rend tin to 10 elect to 10 Congress At It the clow of n a cabinet meeting the theother Ih theother other day a 11 boy sty about 10 join of ot nye daubed Bushed Into InI the Ihl 1111 tutu toward Arthur Arlhur Simmon tin the I negro tI It Throw UI hands t the youngster ser n II toy to pistol at nl the round and bald huld of ot Pour four or liX 11 rt i iMi 1111 n nl Ho uniformed city Ill poll ionic Sera wem 1111 In thin Iho room Icon but hilt hit V mi bulb i io 10 tt ti mil tn I the tho young nor 1101 to sleek thin lilt of oC n ni in ii n fow few feet fe Id t of the president eel of or the United jIlJI tl 1 lad IA ua Sue UI lUred attired I In hl H x 1 uni uniform form unit and a 1 had hod a n cap over 01 hll hie hi heed head and ears 1118 which concealed d his hll face focI When 1111 the van Site 1 In close chore to LII lilts hili ebony none Simmon obediently threw up lip liU hll hands and n 1 pa patiently patiently Ii d the next ne t move InO He lie looked amid K to In please the tho hoy who ho was 18 Archie Hoo evell e I Ming ling one of his liU du man rno present o a toy lo revolver Young Youn however lo beet t nil all in III n It toy 0 that thai would Mould hI not nol shoot when ono one of ot the showed the handle of oC n R runt Buren chamber re revolver reo volver such fl as III patrolmen carry 1 What heat would you ron do with one like that thill s kerl the ns r 1 l elo do n It tiling but GO no round behind I t the linum end lint hoot It II sure turo 1 the tiny boy boyI I lIy the tho way wo Archie Hoo lt IB le a II great friend of ot Urn the White Whit po 10 police lire lice One of them Ihm rot got Into Inlo u a 1 little trouble recently locI over er rome come lies neg nt neglest lest lect I tt of nod and went to Lo young oung nOON Hoon sel elt about It Archie he lie wild I want you OU to In see nee ce what whet you rOU can CIUI do to square title this th trouble rouble t for tor ins inc All 11 right Archie well Fill Bee what can CHII RII be he H ak to your our father for Cor me inc cog sug suggested gelled the oll cr Hell II Ix lilt It U all allright allright right That wont wout do Archie objected J Well Meal ec ice nhat Shat ht Louie inn can do about It ItlIe lIes Hed lIe the tho man to 10 sec lUc Siti er of I in wag al err t pet 1 n Il leis lolI i where AMU II i rII Sul hr hl r nr u UP l r 1 4 a 1 Irole ilea of ot The Mrs MIH II Jonnson Although U the u senator wua not In evening drus li he l the pi lures In the Iho to 10 tin Uro theater and und gladly made his hla wee way Into the lobby How Hall touch much lire nie u the he AA us he Ise went up to the ticket sellers seller win windon v In Indol dow don Two dollar the ticket teller seller 1111 re to replied plied Your News es are arl too toft high h inflator Spooner protested In hi an Indifferent sort wort of at u way Miss 1111 cars a 1 Juno own was WILli tto llie reply HIly rite Tho Badger r offered no further objection The Thu box II III con conception of Jt itt art wac too tox much for far him M 1 ADAMS |