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Show ft t; x 6 THE SALT ribniw gijc fsnlt akc Zaeued felt tvtcr momln lke LAKE-TRIBUNE- FRIDAY MORNING, JULY TEBMS OF bl'BbCRlPTlOX: Dally and Sunder, one month .. , 10 00 .$10 50 Dally and Sunday, one year. tTne above rates apply In Utah. Idaho. Noada aud Wyoming f glsewhtrt to the United ButPs, Dally and Sunday, one month . .$1 05 The Tribune is on aale 1b every Important city In the United States. Readers may ascertain aaenta In any city by telephoning this office The Tribune la a member of the Associated Preea. The Associated, Pres la exclusively entitled to the use for reproduction of all neas dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local ness published herein The Tribune Is a charter member of the Audit Bureau of Circulation!. The Tribune ta a member of The 1Q0 000 Croup of American CHlea. The Beckwith Special Agency. Inc. eastern advertl-i- n agent. New York Phlla delphia. Chicago. St. Louis. Detroit. Kansas City. 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Religious and partisan discussions are barred. 1 By WALT MASON I have a misfit point of view; I always balk at' all things new. expressing gravest doubt; all innovation-! decry, I said that' airships wouldn't fly when they were first brought out. And now the air is full of planes, ana every day Im meeting swains who've been above the clouds; they think it nothing much to sail a thousand miles against a gale such people come in crowds. I used to drive a foaming steed and now and then I d chance to read of cars propelled by gas; the "horseless car, riage seemed a Joke and of it bitterly I spoke such vain designs would pass. "The horse, I said, "is here to stay, and no one can invent a dray to queer the equine race; the ponies will infest the lanes when all the chooing carts and wains have found the dumping place But now the horses are so rare that seldom on the thoroughfare is such a critter seen; but everywhere the autos run, and tvtfy man saves up his mon to buy more gssoline. A few years hence and we shall read of men exhibiting a steed as being quite a freak, and we ghall pay and stand aghast to see that relic of the past, and Watch it for a week. When first the radio was sprung, and people said songs would be sung and speeches made by air, so we could hear some gifted gent awav across Jhe continent, such folly made meswear. "Some things," I said. Just can't be done, and this you're talking of Is one it's foolish. I opine"; but all the wonders come to pass that I denounce as sounding brass, and I take In my sign. about moving .them? No, they have more sense! tajuuiMuiiiimumiiiimiuiu the English wanting Imagine DAM PROSPERITY Trafalgar square cleared, to accommodate the motorists. Imagine the (From Caliente (Nev.) Herald'. Russians. Germans, French and While It Is a conceded fact that Spaniards starting a war on their Las Veras and the country immedirevered public monuments! You ately adjacent to it will benefit it, Mr. Editor, if you can, for if more materially than any other part beyond my feeble powers of imaginaof the coimtry as a result of the tion. of the Boulder d&m, yet Let Brigham alone. Rotary club one cannot fail to be impressed w ith towners. and bend your enersmall the real opportunities for growth and to clearing out some of the filthy gies Lincoln that and county, expansion Friday Morning, July: 12 1929, alleys one block from Main street, if especially Caliente. will be offered aa you want to help the town. Turn a consequence of this colossal underyour eyes away from Brigham, and posed tariff schedules they are taking. A Serious Offence look at some of the doddering old It would seem that in the past the Another Suggestion actuated by Identical motives wrecks of buildings on Second South Caliof reason for existence the only On Monument Site street, between Mam and West TemMAN brought before Judge to protect themselves, just as we ente has been the activities off the are doing. The chief problem, Union Pacific railroad. This situaple. and In other blocks within a Nephi' Jensen pleaded guilty " t all stone's throw. If you want Sait Lake Editor Tribune: Leaving-outo a charge of driving while un- then, is to be reciprocal in our tion is stilhexistent and the increased to be a real metropolis, get these population and prosperity that will thought of creed or sentiment, Salt der the Influence of ljMor and determination of duties, consis- unquestlonally buildings cleaned and modernized come to Caliente in lessen to afford the cannot Lake first. PRO BONO PUBLICO. was promptly sentenciwL serve tent with our own national the succeeding decade, will be largely distinctive prestige that Inheres in thirty days in Jail. That undependent on and the result of the the statue of Brigham Young. The When the Siren Blairs increased activities of the Union Padoubtedly Is a sound way for problem is to keep the statue in as cific. Distorted Humor mind of the Pull the a Auto Driver Impressing upon as it now enThe increase in shipping.Fhat this commanding positionstreet intersecmotorist the public dangers atwill do. resultant to the joys and to make the railroad Editor Tribdne : Here's one tor the safe for traffic. tending efforts to mix gasoline THERE Is no understanding Boulder dam construction will be a tion To this end. the people of Salt municipal bureau of unnecessary acand booze. We are rather disapparticular sense of hu- large one, and one from which Cali- Lake should build what would be tivities and unnecessary noises: will reap real dividends, as it The Sait Lake fire laddie who tears pointed that the Judge suffered mor which asserts Itself at wed- ente is the next division point to Las known and advertised as Salt Lake's a change of heart and immedi- dings. Down in Kentucky some Vegas on the east. This railroad will, hanging gardens. These would be through the streets en route to lunch his assistant bearing down on with level street of the of the boys, married themselves, of necessity, have to provide greater high enough above the ately suspended one-ha- lf Autos run to cover like attended a wedding. As a part facilities to care for this Increased at the Intersection of Main and the siren. sentence. will naturally South Temple that traffic could pass jack rabbits scared off the road side, Caliente and business of the follow cereto fun the while the under influDriving They would be and pedestrians line curb in awe with a larger payroll than under unhindered ence of liquor Is a serious of- mony, they threw the bride- be favored HICK. supported on steel girders rising from which it already enjoys. that 4the curb line at each of the four fense, notwithstanding the fact groom into a lake. The man was It ia not logical to eipect that this corners outer level From they Writer Suggests Querying that it does not always follow drowned, thereby ending the fes- Increase In shipping will halt or de- would rise in theirterraces to a ceneasy crease in any way with the complethat the offender malmsor kills tivities. f isit Dog Pound in of statue on which dais the tral City This is but an isolated exam- tion of the dam, but, on the contrary, Brigham Young would be located someone. There, however, can be might safely assume that it will Editor Tribune: In answer to occuno denying the fact that the ac- -. ple of the horseplay which often one now over it the spot exactly even from and increase continue the "Querylng's" question about homecident hazard for the general follows the modern wedding, date of the dam'a completion; this pies, and in a much more commandwould less dogs If "Querying'' was as interBy M. L. HAYWARD. terraces These situation. ing In because of tremendous Is Here the Lake It Salt is quantities be beginning public materially increased is a legal truism that the made into hanging gar- ested in dogs as he or she claims to It parked of coincident farm which, rights produce, to a when the driver of an automappear that parade through dens. Stairs at each of the four cor- be, they would take an hour off some of the parties to a contract are govthe provision of cheap water and ners time and visit the dog pound for erned bv the law of the the business district, with horns torawer, obile starts drinking. to lead the street level, would where be will place grown in, and shipped fhe contract Is made, while the "propoints on the themselves. Many persons have been killed blowing and tin cans dragging rom, the entire section of the south- and benches at various The dog pound is open to inspec- cedure" Is governed the laws of by after the bride and groom, is e west which is tributary to the Union terraces would allow visitors to study tion And there has bqen 24 hours a day and all the monument and its inscriptions questions the place where the case is tried. lamenting b e c a u s e drunken sential to almost every wedding. Pacific In an Ohio case on this point, A, without the present risk to life and answered. ONE WHO HAS of Michigan agreed to drivers were permitted to use Why practical Jokers persist in limb, or to enjoy an unequalrd view MUNICIPAL GOLF AN ASSET. pay certain BEEN OUT THERE. commission for selling land owned Of Salt Lake s main thoroughfares. the public highways. The ten- this form of entertainment, and (From the Boston Transcript ) by A in Ohio. B sold the land, and It would be worth many times its dency seems to be to excuse the why the police authorities have 6prlngfield has begun the use of sued for his commission in the Ohio offense so far as possible unless tolerated it to this point, Is be- her first municipal golf course, and, cost as an added asset and advercourts. monpoint.- "Brigham Young tising conour to enthusiastic It has been attended by a seri- yond our comprehension. We according Our contract was made In Michthe Republican, more ument, in center of Salt Lake's hangigan, and had to be In writtlng acous accident. As a matter of can understand and have a de- temporary, .250 players were checked ing gardens. Main street. Salt Lake than cording to the laws of that state," A the legend on the colored postfact, few arrests on this charge gree of sympathy for the old-ti- through! the office at the clubhouse, City," argued. are made until the motorist has charivari, indulged in by and the Scores ranged from 75 td 200. card would read. was a . The contract was performed In Brigham Young practical become Involved in trouble. Ohio I'm suing here, and the Ohio youngsters, but we cannot see The duffers fell over themselves and man. Wi a indorse He such would procourse over and most all others the laws do not require a written conA drunken motorist Is a powhy mature men and women of move, even if it did involve The morning of this day partakes tract, B pointed the eitquette of the game went gressive out. labor and expense. The organizatential killer and should be pun- should Indulge in this sport, par- blithering, much of the tendency of yesterday, owing to eagerness to tions for and The Ohio courts ruled, however, against the removal of but as the day advance the nature that ished accordingly. If thirty days ticularly when their antics add pound the ball, but the authorities the Michigan law governed. the monument can show their sin- becomes more In Jail is unfair punishment for to public disgust and discomfort. were lenient, knowing that within cere gentlewith a taste for solve to desire the by problem in which a month the veriest duffer of the day as leader this offense, our Judges should their fair share' for the music, would be howling as loudly as the subscribing might carry great opportunities if Impose what is right and fair. gardens. One Way Out the strain pf Irritability is held In that all players should ob- building of these WILL I DOBSON."' control. A serve the rules of the game. Only Imposing a sentence and immecharge In planetary aswould tenturn Is BECENTLY musical 35 50 the pects three cents nine for is holes, half of charged it diately subtracting : S By MEDBURY. dency Into art or other gentle pur- 5 were killed at a railroad cents for 18, yet at this Incredibly low Contributor Takes Slap not calculated to Increase resuits. The day generally brings 8140 In cold course in took rate the iiisiiiasasiiasxiiiiiiiaissiiaaasassii at Arimo, Bannock cash. Caddies with uniform spect for the laW or the court. At the Cronic Movers of Whenever a college boy leaves footFewer motorists will try 'to ne- county, Idaho. This week four various colors to Indicate theircaps grade TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS. prints on the sands of time, the Editor Tribune: 8urel some gotiate the dangers of drinking more lives were lost at Pocatello, abounded and a good time was had chances are he'll be wearing his kodak manufacGeorge Eastman, thing can be done to make these turer and driving when they are given in, the .same county. The circum- by all. and philanthropist, born in roommate's shoes. see movers cronic a if not of reason. in matter of is It Why, surprise, to understand that the penalty stances of the two tragedies were N. V., 75 years ago. is only the heaven's name, do they want to move YOU'RE RIGHT. Is a Jail sentence. Perhaps fif- almost identical. A motor ve- humiliation, that this course John E. Nelsen, representative In In the the one decent public piece of statfourth municipal golf An old fashioned girl is one who teen days in Jail will be suffi- hicle driver waited for a long state, among the others being Bos- uary that is seen in Balt Lake by the congress of the Third Maine district, to bed goeswhile it's still dark. 55 at born China, Me., years ago. cient to Impress this motorist train to pass, drove behind it ton and Worcester. Massachusetts average person passing through? Irving T. Bush, business man, the How visitors of to behind instllation the far Capiin the go marly AMONG THE ILLITERATE with the seriousness of the of- and directly into the path of a lags world's greatest authority on tercourses owned by city and town, and tol grounds, or Liberty pack, comThe motto of the musical comedy minals and their operations, born et fense, In which event thirty days train from the other direction. the fact Is the more anomalous when pared to the number who only ride up Ridgeway, producer seem to be: Off with the Mich., 60 years ago. In neither case was the driver it is understood that the.weil con- town to a hotel and go back to the is probably too much. Just what . old, on with the nude. M. Hyde, secretary of agriArthur -a speed fiend. Certainly he was ducted golf course has provedf itself depot? part the fifteen suspended days culture, born at Princeton, Mo.r 52 r. When here came the a for first years ago. I SOCIAL ERRORS. money-makeThe profits of the plays in the modern order is not speeding while he was walt-Ingjcourse at Franklin, field are time, 17 years ago, I remember how According to the book of etiquette, former ambassador John W. more than we are able to the freight train to pass. Boston this statue stood forth, distinguishing to Russia Rfddle, said to be astonishing, and In Min Its all right to be born with a silver born and In Argentina, It Is easy to say-noWas he that spoon In your mouth, but never a neapolls, where the Armours in- Balt Lake from all the other cities I Philadelphia, 65 years ago. not careful enough. Yet it may stalled two courses; it Is estimated had passed through. Montreal, too, Earl of Birkenhead, noted English knife. Just as consistently be said that that the receiptswlll recoup the total I recall as a city with many public statesman, born 57 years ago. Tariff Protests NULL AND VOID. Prince Louis II, ruler of the Prinin each case the driver exercised cost of construction in twenty years, monuments. A lazy man is a fellow who holds a cities, with centuries of cipality of Monaco, born 59 years ago. meanwhile at the interest European paving as at least much cocktail shaker and then sits down precaution as rate of 4 culture and achievement BIENNIALLY, in even-nubehind per cent. Numas de Cuga, called The Old and waits for an earthquake. them, all have their statues to honbered years, the political may be expected the average CHECK SPECULATION. ored residents in their public squares. Man of Bengal," lived to be 370 years orators go to great lengths in driver under like circumstances,.' ODE TO A CONFIDENCE MAN. Do they get up periodical spasms old. (From London Statist.) 'Safety first campaigns, Do others as you would expect to discussing the tariff, pro and the what franklv, Quite banking be done. mlrably conducted - and benefi- authorities in the United States are Raaaaataiiiaiiw::: 'con. And the diminishing a is to cause a s ences of late years yawn, ap- cial as they are. hardly cover now intending to VITAL STATISTICS. cases like these. The drivers had general recession in business and Half the people In Chicago are livpear bored and make no attempt to of reach their objective lookect and thereby listened, yet stopped, to find out what it means. ing on the American plan. The other checking sacculation in the stock drove half is living on the European plan. Only those whose fortunes are cious thelreira with their pre- markets. This method promises to You're lucky to be living on any plan By DR. W. A. EVANS. freight right into the path be quite effective; but is it not a little directly affected by tariff rates of in Chicago. ahger and, as it proved, ruthless? Will It not prove unduly appear interested. The indirect expensive? American business conPITIFUL CASES. effect of the tariff Is not visible, jleath. ditions are admittedly sound, but LOOKING BACK AT HORRORS. The artificial limb manufacturer United States was that of nearly 60 Perhaps a flagman and cross- even to the consumer, a are not they proof against was who arrested for operating a years ago. The last great epidemic About the best antidote for depresing gates would have prevented steadily falling level of prices, and though into the rates of ixvercase these of yellow fever was that which was Joint. of sion cure cancer because failure to ceris not Yet it to tragedies. be the inevitable and this appears in his living tariff a few other diseases and to meet developing 50 year ago this month. PUBLIC IMPROVEMENTS. corollary of the dearer money policy certain schedules figure to, ascertain ex- tain that a flagman might not which public health requirement ts is is It probTravel is highly developed in Enbeing pursued. have erred as did the drivers. NEEDS LIFE. to look at some pictures of things as tent. cost of the accommodaably high Mrs D. W. A. writes: My 16- - gland. Even the patrol wagons have A protective tariff is designed The one thing that would have tion that has forced the pools to they were. Nor is it necessary to go son has a peak on his chest first and second class. year-ol- d as as back far in and with year tlje plague positively certainty throw the large unconsumed stocks London for Illustrations. foreign-mad- e in Americaor , rather his chest is pointed bone, each of these acci- of wheat upon the market to the OUR OWN VAUDEVILLE prevented in the middle, resembling the breast products, thus affording a dents In 1832 and thereabouts New Or- of serious detriment of prices. The conI'd like 25 cents worth is araeparation of grades' to our labor and to chicken. I noticed it first about lot Customer g leans had an estimate! population safeguard losses zinc be will borne ointment. farmby sequent that the Is, is He months having six ago. highway pass perfectly ers and middlemen and they will of 35,000. In a recital of his experigrowers, as well as manufac- either ovfcr or under the Drug Clerk Yes sir Do you want railroad seriously encroach upon the ences In that city the Rev. Theodore healthy m every way. but I Just wonIt on white or rye bread? turers. In theory and in pracpurdered what condition and this causey of be a an cholera epidemic long time taefore chasing power of the agricultural Clapp tell of tice It affects almost every com- It may If there is anything that should be (Copyright, 1928. King Features of grades, particular- community which Is so potent a fac- In New Orleans in which 5000 people done about it. 12 500 in died Its worst. At modity which,1 in one way or an- .separation died tor Syndicate. Inc ) In days. the Industrial within yards of rural depots, ' prosperity of the In a ' REPLY. ly United States. single day. "A great number of other, we depend upon for our will be found - Ison Your rickets had he The when wgs Lexington alarm began April practical. bodies with bricks and stones tied to existence. - 19, 1775, and Captain John Parker, young. Red Cross emblern was foundmeant were is their The feet rtver Justwhat Inte.the thrown by "practiStates of the grain belt of the cal" when cost of who was in charge of the detachment Perhaps he w a little construljtlon in ed through a. diplomatic convention Many were buried privately in garsubjegj to consumption. To at Lexington. served live days. 'How-eveMississippi basin are less Inter- dollars and cents is held in Genet a, Sw itzerland, in 1864. dens and measures where they exwe find a record of Private offset weighed should lead an ested in Utah wool and mine pired " He tells of these incidents active this tlyr boy life human lives may be John Parker, who served seven days, against more he show to why partly own thought in than their products so that the alarm must have lasted hard to determine. Yet if the died than the records showed and HAVE A FULL EXAMINATION. grain, but to obtain protection movement foF from five to seven days. partly to picture how overworked grade separation Mrs. 8 J M writes Will you against cheap competitive grow- is stimulated to an appreciable were the preachers, undertakers and If all the people of the world lived ers in - foreign countries they please explain about vertigo. I am gravediggers. 65 years old and have had such dizzy by hunting alone, as the Indians must also help us, as we help extent by such accidents, so He tells us he generally preached will not have been that at times I cannot walk once lived, so much space does this funeral services all day, then visited spells them. Thus the ultimate tariff many lives without reaching for support I am pursuit require that the globe could in sacrificed vain. 3 entirely o the sick clock in and dying until schedule .becomes a matter of not a hearty eater. I am losing my only sustain a population of 10 milthe morning, then threw himself hearing lion under purely nimrodic Interstate compromise patched across bed for his until time Whatever and sleep lasting money REPLY. 5 30 by all JhK elements which de- have been expended by the naAt 6 o'clock In the morning he Among the many causes of vertigo was in the cemetery for burial serThe Chinese high school. San pend upon thetariff for protec- tions of Europe in considering are disease of the deeper parts of the Francisco, holds night dawes to keep vices, which, on one day, kept him tion to their prosperity. for blood, pressure, heart disear, residence, Trotzkys requests high 9 o clock at night the until When he ease. eye troubles, brain tumor public day schools from comIt is the same with nations it may be said the subject was My pletely arrived at the cemetery he found a Americanizing the children. is that a thorough examination Spain protests against the tariff not worth It. large pile of corpses without coffins, guess would verdisclose cause of the E Dr your G Gowans. eye specialist, on olives, grapes and other prodin fionzontai laver.s, one above the announces the removal of office to This was the tigo. other, like cordwootl Nearly half this years graduucts, but Denmark hasn't the class of West Point asked accumulation since the onset of the ' (Copyright, 1929. by the Chicago 607-- 8 Deseret Bk bldg Was 2'i01. Tribune slightest local Interest In olives, ating (Advertisement for assignments to the air sernight before. Carts hauled the bodies or so even cork, that vice Which is further grapes to the cemetery and stacked them up of proof as described country opposes the adoption of our growing On one occasion a hospital was! tariff schedules as they apply to found dpserted The patients and seems to be popproducts peculiarly native to most of the attendants were found ular with the public A Chicago Denmark. dead. The few who survived had Without respect to political alderman Investigated and rerun away When this was reported t to the mayor he ordered the hospital j differences in tariff discussion, ported that the people won't and its dead burned. In this wav me . Specify in Your New Home the Latest and Most it is only natural that we protect obey the ordinance against It to rid of inof a focus get thought Modern Equipment Evidently the enjoy our industry against the open fection and to dispose of a large numof dodging traffic. invasion of our markets by prod- danger REESE FLEXO-SEAber of dead. In the course of a few METAL HEATHER STRIP KOLSCREENS FOR Hl.VDOHS ucts more cheaply grown and years he went through two epiCoolidge, in lus demics of cholera and yellow fever produced by other nations, At memoirs appearing currently, in ZEPHYR H ASHED AIK 81 STEMS in all five of which he witnessed the same time ice must respect a national magazine, savs he For Homes and Buildings scenes essentially like those de- our customers in the world mar- wore a smock when he visited scribed above. See Our Catalog in Sweet's, Or Hrite Hestern Distributors ket by being as fair to them as his Vermont home because his Little children know who to hang We thought our mfluenza epidemic we would have them be to us. grandfather wore one. He dis- around an' who to leave alone, an' off 1918 was dreadful The number they re the first ones to catch a cir- fi deaths was five times that of the When Great Britain, Its colo- carded It. however, in deference cus in a lie Girls are glttln' a lot epidemic of 1928 And ethow mild to criticism was a political nies, Spain, Denmark and other pose. But he itwore 135 SOUTH MAIN STREET o' tannin' these days, but not the it was as compared with the epi- Wasatch 2 a demies of 100 years ago and less, as ' countries send vehement pro- hat when he was In the Da-- 1 sort that s cornin', to them. Salt Lake City described Dr by The tests against our new or pro- - jkotas, , last Clapp' . j (Copyright JgJth F. Dillc Co ) great epidemic of cholera in the l magine A Orerf -- The Conflict Laws general - Todays Horoscope Observations old-tim- er children crossing Horse Sense and.Satire ... By o. o. McIntyre. . iis:imi:s:imsuasaiiastisuiiiU2t3siaiiiifxisfiisEizeiii!X2i3isiiiu It1 NEW YORK, July Thoughts hile strolling : Wonder how a man comes to take up soloing on the xyloBeautiful mounted police phone? horses that nuzzle for sugar. Robert Warwickpassersby s red lapel flower. Tragic old fellows who sit on park benches boasting of authority they know is gone. Lillian Gish's eyes. Sudden puffs of wind that rush crazily through cross streets. Debo-naiworldlings w ho scratch matches on signet rmg3. The Chinese p who along with arms in wide sleeves. Humming nasally. Chrystal Hearne, the celebrated actress, who married an equally celebrated editor Achmed Abdullah, a Pans, France, boy, who made good in the city. A bird sings lustily on a skjscraoer window poor little fellow. Wish I could have Paul Whiteman play "Till We Meet Again every night for dinner. Overheard from a cigar store phone booth. "Operator. I've given you the best years of my life." A brass sign polisher touches up a policemans badge. Gilbert Seldes has discovered" Ted Cook. So? Stubby French umbrellas with carved wooden handles. Who remembers when they gave liver away? Hamish and Atevee McLauren. Lee t. worth 25 millions, yet reputed the loneliest man In town. The shuddery atmosphere of the cellar take joints." Hard to find black bean soup In this village. Jack La it, the most prolific of all newspaper writers. And a grandpappy. Andv Tombes, the comedian, and pride of Ashtabula, O. Edna Millay with her head knocking the stars What happened to those uke hounds who talked songs? Harry Acton, who meets the ships with cil poised. Taxicab neckers penwho don't care. Eddie Dunn, who, at 70, is one of Broadway's n'ftiest dressers. Liner officers window shopping on shore leave. Four poms on a single leash and all yapping. East Side foreigners who wear wide black hats, black ties arid dizzy toned handkerchiefs. Enwomen glish who say, "Ah became' df the candy filled lanterns they sold on trams. Red heads In green hats A Is there no umft toSLtOU,?amJ?ntcity s hellishness? re laun-drym- en shn-slo- In about ten minute the waiter re. turned with: "All the boy back iq the kitchen , enjoyed your joke What'll you really have?" t A metropolitan editorial writei boasts of writing a full column oi for five editorials every day years Fiddlesticks: those of us "Simon ' on yap dailies wrote sevejt times that for, years, and also turned all the press, set'! per"hetped-w4t-and "knocked down a few subon side. the scriptions . From a boxing academy: "We hav a new instructor with an amazint assortment of punches. Won t jci drop around for a short tryout wit! him as our guest? No, thanks. I'll just sit It out. h 2 Shu-ber- Round Trip TO Denver Colorado Springs Pueblo SATURDAYS four-in-ha- AND TlFSDAYS to September Zttk Chair cun and eooches. Only Dining cor service 18 hours to Denver. lS-dReturn Limit For further details consult - Jrs suction fJ,SalParamoretheme song for The - E. A. SHEWE Well of Loneliness is She's Funny That Way The cigar store wooden Indian sign Is distinctly sought after prize by collectors A toney art featured a page o adTfrom those who seek them. The choice s are those hand carved In District Passenger Agent City Ticket Office, Hotel Utah Wasatch 6S0 C. M. BAYSINGER Union Station Ticket Agent Wasatch to .1 UNION PACIFIC ceu SomeaaiP from $900 to $140o! Peakeasy we i4-m- The Overland Route cae the other evening. smpTomPomTx m tnmvKMmoungvaoa PHONE Wasatch 'OO MAIM FREE CITY DELIVERY SPECIALS FRIDAY. AND SATURDAY or RASPBERRIES... 2 cups 29c Fancy Lambert Cherries. . .2 lbs. 33c . . .lb. 3c Seeded Klondike Watermelons. Fresh Luecious 1- to - 'How to Keep Well average expense ' - against - NEW POTATOES SUGAR PEAS 3 2 .... 6c for 15c . NOW Remember your friends In other states. Cherries (or shipping will soon be gone. Give us the name and address well do the rest! 7-l- 3 Bunches Gift Box SI.50 b. SPECIAL PACK EXTRA FANCY CHERRIES 10c f lb. 10c SHIP UTAH CHERRIES Bunches 10c CUCl VIDERS Young Utah GREEN ONIONS I CRISP RADISHES Squash tner lbs. 17c 2 Young Utah BEETS 11RN1PS CARROTS UTAH CABpAGE, lb UTAH For a Change Try Sum BEANS lbs. 17c lbs. $1.00 16 Tender Green or Wax YOUNG GREEN 3 .10 lbs. 37c -- , Dates, stuffed DATE CROQUETTES Pitted with Pecans and rolled in cream fondant and chopped nuts. Try it! Pound 49c 30c Jelly Beans .lb. 23c 40c Mrs. Wal den's Nut Doughnuts, dozen .37c . . . !;. Abe Martin ! Building A Home? 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