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Show V TIIK SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, March 12, 2003 Mud season a bust in It was gearing up to be such a spectacular mud season. But the snow melted so fast and soaked so quickly into the parched ground, that will commence at 6:30 at the LDS church. Everyone invited, and bring a friend. Well, it looks like we might have hit a good way to get La Sal on the map. I know we are on most maps, but have you off the paved road... (watch out for the mud). u s u La Sal where you are from? Where is La Sal? Directions include: Go south out of Moab... turn not the m Seems the U.S. military has devised a new, big, powerful bomb. It is named Massive Ordnance Air Burst. In typical Page 20 ever tried to tell someone there really was o - d other Utah acronym it communities not might to: equates that mises government style, Because La Sal is an Old West community where the ratio of rednecks to everyone else is very heavy on the redneck side, I think these pry it from my cold dead ties, has some folks not real happy about the new notoriety. Robert Kirby, columnist for the Salt Lake Tribune, sur- hands, security by S&W, in headache rifle the a carry rack folks might just think this is a good claim to fame. Yep, I can see it now. No mind having a MOAB. Now Moab, bomb being a new age western community where the ratio of rednecks to pacifists is more evenly distributed than in your Old West communi- - acronymed after them. One suggestion he had is - ta da - La Sal. It could stand for: (and I quote) Large-s- s Saddam Annihilating Laser. longer will it be: London, Paris, New York, Moab. It will be: London, Paris, New York, La Sal! season anticipated. The season went from Currier and Ives to smell the Spring in the air in one week. On Saturday, I stepped into a mud bog nearly to my ankles - well almost that deep. I didnt complain, I just commented on the mud, when my husbans said It will dry up. Or maybe he told me to dry up. Lets hope for his sake it is the former! You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the laved road (and watch out for the mud! ). We are now between sports seasons and in the midst of the musical region and state1 competition season. A slew of kids from La Sal (I dare not try to name them for fear of leaving some out) headed west last week for solo and ensemble1 competition. Going along to assure law and oreler was mom Teresa Kershaw. Most of these1 fine young musicians will soon be beveling out for State competition. La Sal has long had a tradition of significantly contributing to the musical excedlemce at MIIS. Best of luck kids! A full report of this competition will be proviele'd by the1 paper next week. Ruthie Nicol went north last week to remove the metal parts holding her gether. She came knee1 to- home- sportsix inch scar and ing a new the of most colorful banel-aid- s some youve ewer seam. Stay tuned for more trawls with the1 halfdime1"' folks. (It only took me a year to figure1 out why their licemse plate1 says - halfelime"! On the1 sports front, the1 young, as in really young, starteel wrestling practice1 last week at the newly leakproof community center. One coach traveleel to Monticello to pick up the wrestling mats temporarily on loan from MIIS. The kids (and dads, I mean coaches) had fun learning the basic skills. Nearly a dozen youngsters came out for the first practice. Coaches are two former MIIS matmen Curtis ) Wilcox and Shane Deeter. Seems we will continue the La Sal contribution to MIIS wrestling squads into the future. Practices are Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 7 p.m. For the social news - Think Green! That is the theme of the pot luck to be hosted by the LDS branch Friday night in honor of St. Patricks Day. Get creative, theres lots of green (still edible) food! Folks can hardly wait to see what Jim B. does with this theme! Eating SMALL BUSINESS GROWTH COURTESY OF EXPRESS BUSINESS BANKING When youre building a small business, you don't have tune to mess around with multiple applications. That's why we created Express Business Banking. SBA EXPRESS LOANS Rates as low as 6 Express Business Banking gives you all the benefits of small business hanking but in a traction ot the time. With one simple application, you can apply for tour unique Zions products, likluding: SBA loans with reduced rates (for a limited time) Flat-fe- e Gold Business Checking Business credit card Overdraft protection addition, Zions offers a wide array of other business products and services to help your small business grow. No wonder the U.S. Small Business Association ranked Zions Bank the In Number One Small Business-Friendl- y Bank in Utah. To apply, visit your nearest Zions Bank or zioiisbank.com. ZIONS BANK tf WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHO KEEPS US IN BUSINESS.' .u .He p, s ,v J'r .me nti n J JU s .if ? R .g- J i, no up n ?, w . v,r - M b U Mf Mi U f Lm |
