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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, THURSDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER J92Sr 29, 13 out. he's breaking our heartsT(Peace as the singer subsides with a painful gargle). All right, boys, you ve been yapping for months now for a chance to tell the world what a bunch of bums the home office is. Well, this By MAiiY MAKSIULL is field day. And now we're going to run- off tne preliminary and tne imai nests ot beuyacning stanmng, Installment XXVII. . Every season there seems to be SYNOPSIS. running and lumping with and with some one particular type of evening out weight. Usual liberal handicaps An odd coincidence, but Den-- " gown out of the many possible sorts for young salesmen. Yes, Artie, I see ny Kerrigan la In Atlantic City you. First in the field as usual. Boys, at the Mm time that Dixie Dujs presented that makes an especially Artie Crawford, traveling out of Chi y ra is about to open la the mustrong appeal to the American "Jeune sical cemedy "Get Voor Girl." rago, one of King George's spies. fllle." It is not a case of follow your week-en- d almot-t seen be Can demon card the any . Denny, greeting salesman for the Gleason comleader, precisely. Often the choice sntaklng into Canada for evidence. Art Crawford: Id like to know of one particular sort of frock comes pany, never did want Dixie to enow f Irl, bat no one become why we can't go back to the old wa as it were spontaneously In many ever ha tnrceeded In changing of mounting two samples on a sheet? sections and among many young womind. Now. with so many sheets . . . Dixie's Voices: Aw. shut up. Sit down men at much the some time. Simply Scene: Convention toom, Superba You shouldn't steal sheets! Oo back the demands and taste of youth are hotel, Atlantic City. The room is to Chicago! Where's your gang? very much the same here as there, full of Gleason salesmen, Jelled into Al: Hey I Give the little boy small troupe of three or four each, and so from the rarious types of chance. Art Crawford: When I started In waiting the official opening of the frock that the dressmakers have to convention and putting in time this business you could carry a whole offer, they will quite naturally tend takes pleasantly snapping dirty itorles and line in your pocket- - Nw to make the same selection. giving the company hell In all its four big sample cases alone for This year the type ot frock that Christmas. Now. when I started In departments., In each eloquent face la stuck a cigar, compliments of the this business . . . young girls he-- e, there and everywhere have adopted aa their own is company, proving once more that Voices: Who told you you started? Dread cast upon the waters comes the tulle and taffeta combination,' Who told you this was a business? back all wet. Al Evans, sales man machine Bodice of taffeta cut "en forme" and gun. Let's see your ager, a dynamo In breeches (a phrase Art Crawford (paying no atten skirt of tulle made quite full. variously attributed by advertising tion): When I started in this bust As so often happens with a type ness there were no hoodlums in it. experts to Carlyle, Dr. Crane, John of frock that youth takes as Its very ''Second verse, and not so confidential. Come Now it's full of them. And it seems D. Rockefeller, Jr., and Colonel Linown, these tulle and taffeta frocks by some strange coincidence we have dberghthey can have it), breezes in on. Sell really demand youthful face and figmost of them working lor us. and smacks the official mahogany a ure. They are not the thing that The boy. knows his hood fast one with the official gavel The tie table in front of your chairs, If sclentious tenor. In other words, the Voice: you would advise any older woman to htmK convention is on.' that isn't asking too much of you possessor of a small still voice. Oen wear If you wanted her to look her Art Crawford: Now. I want to Al: Oentlemen . . . boys, fellows, this early in the morning, and on the tlemen, Dennis Kerrigan, the sweet very best. Tulle is especially attracfor smaller I'm clear that make it corners. table you mill find some paper for singer of Rolling Prairie. Mishawaka hey! Clucks, back to your tive In the new shades that The Invocation (groans) will have to making notes and pencils used oral and the Banks of the Wabash far line and better stuff. I've got are always lighter than any pastel be passed up (cheers), as Archie Bas- narlly for making out expense ac away. hump on my back from carrying shades. Junk you fellows put out up there at set, the only member of this organcounts, but today dedicated to Denny: Boys, pick up your song the home The extremely light shade of green office. ization who remembers his prayers, higher and a nobler cause. You will books 3 . to No. . . Number and tum that is Just off white Is at the mo Voices:. So that's how you got that is confined to his room with an Ice also find little song books containing Three in the little brown hymn ment one of the favorite shades of We heard dinerent. a few ditties which we are all going book pack and a nice brown fur-linBrother Anderson will pass hump. the fashionable younger woman: Al: If poor Artie Is getting too throat. He says he didn't have hard- to sing together as loud as we can among you afterward and take up ll Cream color, ecru, shade feeble to carry the samples, we'll ly anything to drink. (Yells of deri- unless advised to the contrary by the good-wi- ll offering in his hat. I and the lightest possible shade ot to get him a bicycle. Only that Dennis Kerrigan sion). So the only charitable thing the management. see he gets it in his hat have you hope are in also attractive tulle and miirht. pink tjhlish a rjrecedent. to suppose is that someone split it on who has been invited by the National Let's go! taffeta. Voice: The precedent has been his head and it ate itself into his Broadcasting company to sing ex Salesmen (singing lustily) : established. If you would like some of the fol brain, which is something you would cluslvely anywhere except over the Voice: All in favor of a bicycle for not understand. You will find a lit- - radio, will lead you. He is a con We sell them Gleason Valentines In lowing circulars lust check them, send Crawford say "Aye.' Art a stamped, summer when it's hot. envelope Chorus (groans). for them, and they will be sent to you We sell them Gleason Christmas Yes Is carried. motion The Al: not. when it's Cards in winter promptly. A coolie coat. White tulle and white taffeta are And whether the weather Is weather Mr Holmes? Mr. Holmes: I just want to say used with effective simplicity in this A New Slin. or not. is payoffice the that I don't think new midaesaon evening frock. Camiknickers, New Undergarment. In shower or shine. to Father's day. ing enough attention Pajama Diagram. We jump right in and sell the trade The Buzza company has just got out A Sleeveless Jacket. .well line of Fatner caras o, iu not wish to lead trumps up to the The Gleason Wonder Line. Lingerie Embroidery. are These west If sellers. "utri has and cent hand. 50 25 on! 15 Come king and Denny: Everybody. Child's Slip. Ensemble: all regular Fathers and. besides, they one other trump, as is quite possible, Pompons for Trimming. have novelties. Like For the Father tne trump leaa would cost mm a Glory, Glory, Halleluia! Evening Handkerchief. so Sweet if he made that f Mw Rent Friend. To My it, declarer trick; The dealers say howdy-do-y- a. Emblems for Middy Blouse. Like Who ctill could Is go game. heart's Father, To One Ribbon Neck Ruche. " Glory. Glory, Halleluia! . . We iumn right in and sell the trade a Father to Me. also Father-ln-LaWool Scarf for Cool Jays. of way Line. Father. (By The Gleason Wonder and Father's That's Oranaiatnrr, Denny: Second verse and not so explanation.) Make a list of things that have ac nf emirs Nnx I think It S USt B confidential. Come on. Sell it I to In the attlo and run It In cumulated mathematics of matter simple Singing Salesmen: The Tribune Want Columns and you prove there are Just as many latners will sell them in no time. Why, We sell 'em flocks of Greeting Cards in the country as mothers. WOODLAND, Calif., Nov. 28 (IP). when you get down to reason, there's With whoop-dee-d- o and dash. bound to be. And that proves the Whitney Warren, Jr.. 28, son of a For we are Gleason Wondef Boys market there is. And fun- wealthy New York architect, was In And of and full dash. pep potential The unenlightened woman who I J constructive salesmanship so many dotted lines damental They sign hospital here today with a skull receives still suffers every month, break out in a rash. tells us that, once the potential mar- fracture, which he received In an auThey little sympathy when she could so And don't let 'em tell you any dif ket is discovered, methods of tapping tomobile accident In Eastern Yolo it can be laid out along ferent. easily end those pains with Midol. Ilndncaa Insanity Daath, Now Tea This merciful medicine is not a Denny: And the chorus? principles, such as surveying the county yesterday. Frtquantly th Raault cf Drink and the said had Quota young Salesmen Whitney market, Physicians determining (lustily): narcotic, you know. Nor does it fh. Mi unit, the dollar oer capita good chance to recover. He Is a Stop Gambling; With Life Glory, Glory. Halleluia! interfere in the slightest with the annum potential, the overhead, student at the University of Caliot Itakol tot 4ntt uffr per I'Mra normal and natural process of The dealers all say howdy-do-y- a Die turnover, the saturation Index, fornia school of agriculture at Davis. frou tbom dnmirllx simim. Th.r will power, Halleluia! Inverse mlera weU as ibltla Calif. as the bullh, Glory. Glory, rilaratnia to until Mf (pm tmm all dolr menstruation. It does banish the and the direct We lump right in and sell the trade ratio of unit promotion cost to unit James Gabbell of Ventura, Calif.. (orwl Ikpior nr 4rift. In a fw Sort. Mjortblt pain in five to seven minutes. Bedown seriwas The Gleason Wonder Line. less (Sits Warren's i:i 'i,': Thank you. sale companion, r. profit th7 OB Htl t I'M KMltr IntlllnU, cause it acts directly on the organs eloown his and rtrtala rallaf. Tnara li aa overcome automobile Their craiBlrta can ously You by injured. take (to Al): completely Denny affected. If taken ahead of time, ao naf bo aaam, restraint, skidded and upset. them now. They're all In a lather. quence. There is an awed silence.) Tkla laleaaat ! ixiro oo a rrsra of men Loud Derisive Whisper: They were you may avoid a single uncomAl: We're first going to throw the thai 11(17 rara' tawlallirS trailm.nl of tne Man Insane astonished when I answered Threatens It fortable moment. Try to realize and woma for llannr aad Srtif meeting open. That means every U bf anrranful mailt la tbouaaao'i what a truly wonderful discovery man lor himself, like a college glee waiter in perfect French. . of Government uponbtrkwl Overthrow of cam. thouaaada a little song Al: might think I oaa club. If you have any Shoald ban a frloaS or this is; it has made at least one what we've Just jr: altbor th Hqoor or drug kiblt, affllctad with wrongs festering In your bosoms, cheer us up after form of suffering quite needless. Nov. 28 VP). Koala Denny? What Tho TALLAHASSEE, say. Fla., TriatBrat been ran ihoald Inratlfita through. bring them out into the bright light aotblng to flad out bo tkla When every drugstore has these Because Clarence Haron Ctrlip, an at onro. It rata Denny (rising merrily) : All right, of day, where the bright sun and UoataMat obtltol tuck roaark. What's the matter with No. 10 Inmate of the Florida harmless tablets isn't it foolish to boys. sweet rain and the comforting abla romlts. for hospital dotted Too opportiinltr to prOTOnt tkotkor vlrrha be a martyr? Midol costs fifty zephyrs of God's great outdoors will In the little polk Is Ended, hymnal? oa Ut na'a to aoalllto but the the Insane, has threatened the life froai rontlaotas heal and glorify and bring life, lib- Tune. The Song cents, in aluminum case. lo roara. Wrlo at onro bafera of chorus. the president. United States AtMelody Lingers On. Just the erty and the pursuit of happiness kta aad tba loMlct'l rood tlaio aiora alapwO W. Fred Penntorney Salesmen (with feeling): Cubberly, of where am I? What does it matter? tloa baa bommo won. AU corraipoadaaea ' been :lfev. has ordered ended. sale is sylvania, The by the tnatod toafldoatlalir. department of justice to Investigate Vocal Salesman (taking It up) : But the helluvlt lingers on, Is whether the is All commlsh Writ Dp, L A. Panaris the gone, doe sit What patient "properly M idol's comfort is not confined to any certain days or age. It relieves confined." But the helluvlt lingers on. If the skies are gray at any time of life. Its ease is felt immediately in cases of nervous headCarlip, in a recent letter to the atThe deal was splendid. And the sun don't shine . . . ache, backache, cramping, hot flashes and all febrile pain peculiar to women. torney general, is said to have urged But the management wrote to say, Al ranplng for order) : Throw him You had a damfine day overthrow of the government. tot last Ire St, alt Laka City, UtaH. If their credit was just O. K. Then cams the goods to the store. Broken and short was that customer sore! As we Intended, We returned for more sales anon Buyer and sales had gone But the helluvlt lingers on. Your Home And You Moods in Modes A ) , w2 it!" te One of the greatest mistakes that we make in buying toys is in choos ing tnose that are too old ' for the child for whom they are Intended. Naturally we dont want to select a toy that will seem too babyish for tne little man or little woman who is to receive It and so we "choose something at random, feeling that If it is too old "mother' can put it away until the child Is old enough to enjoy It. But of course nothing of the sort happens. Toe child knows that a toy has come and mother, following the line of least resistance, lets the child have it. And so little Bobby may receive a printing set 1efore he even knows his letters and sister Sue gets a daintily dressed doll when a Teddy bear would be mucn more appropri ate. Here Is a list of suitable toys for children of various ages, compiled by an expert, that may be ot help to you In doing your Christmas shop- lng: Children under 3, large, simple wsoden blocks, linen picture books, breakable toy dishes, wooden pall d shovel, kiddle car, rubber balls, large wooden trains,' rag dolls and other simply dressed, unbreakable dolls, cuddly soft animals. Children of 3 and 4, blackboard and chalk, blunt scissors, crayons, large stringing beads. Picture books of the simpler sort which need not be of linen. Unbreakable dolls with bed or carriage. 8turdy doll furni- 'Spirit Lover" Lotet Job Police Force On Village LAKE BLUFF, HL, Nor. 28 ). Charles W. Hitchcock, mentioned by Miss Elfrteda Knaak as her "spirit lover," when she lay dying from burns mysteriously inflicted In the city hall furnace last month, has been asked to resign from the village police force. Barney Rosennagen, tne cniei oi police, whose orders to a Janitor resulted In finding Miss Knaak badly burned, was discharged last night by to 8, simple games, the city council. . ture. Children from ... ed such as Uddledywlnks and fish pond. Simple weaving and sewing set, simblocks, simple ple construction trucks, boats and trains without sharp edges, play stores, doll houses, scooters. Children from 6 to 8 or 9, games, such as dominoes, lotto, etc. Drawing, sewing and weaving materials, more elaborately dressed dolls, construction blocks, baseball and football sets, electric trains. For children older than 0, scientific experiment sets, metal construction sets, tool boxes, cooking utensils, printing Outfits, small typewriters. If you would be Interested In soma of the following circulars, lust check them, send a self -- addressed, stamped envelope for them, and they will be sent to you promptly. How to Make Sauerkraut, Desserts for Children. What Perfumes Signify. Personal Mottoes. How to Cook Liver. What ChUdren Should Weigh. What You Should Weigh. Cucumber Lotion for Skin. i egg-she- ed ' 4sl Scion of Wealthy If you're particular about the syrup you Family Injured Liquor Today Is Deadly! well-kno- buy and the price you pay for it KARO Maple is your kind of Syrup. a4 T1 .1 kS Hi ok-l- aftar-ttftct- n aMk-tlo- deep-seat- k4 ed world-'arao- I er Keeieiilnstltute BOUGHT FROM THE Christmas Special Some more of this nproarioas in tomorrow installment. bar-lesq- ne Money Back Diamond Rings Auction Bridge Continuing the series of twenty-fiv- e auction bridge questions, we give today deal L and question No, 16. DEAL L. DINNER SET ABSOLUTELY FREE E With every ring la the lot from new till Christmas. Dinner set now en display in ear windows. Cah or Ternti, at You Prefer soum I Oar Nm U CnIi Netiuag- - m HUBBARMENN CO 217 SOUTH-MAI- N St'v SALT LAK&. 0F UNHEARD-O- FURNITURE HIGH-GRAD- E South declarer, contract spades, score love-al- l. West has bid up to four clubs and has doubled south s four spades. East has not bid. To trick 1. west leads the jack of hearts, north plays the trey, east the four, and south the queen. Question No. 18. What card should south lead to trick 2T (Fill the blank before you read the answer inat iouowsj ANSWER BLANK. It. To trick 2. south should lead THE ANSWER. 18. To trick 2, south should lead the king of clubs. . From the bidding it Is that west has the ace or clubs, it is also extremely probable that be has the guarded king of spades; if so. south Is sure to lose on heart, one club and one spade. To make his game he mtm utilize dummy's trumps for ruffing dubs. If he lead a small club in order to give dummy a chance to ruff that suit, that trick probably will be won by east and a trump led which would decrease dummy s tramps to two and prevent south from going game, but the lead of the king of clubs which must be won by west may result In the heart being continued, because west may 'I A Wonderful Xmas Gift Now $16.85 Cedar Chests Nom 7 PRICES F 18x40 Walnut nt Box M tarns Much Co. Id-Furnitur- THOUSAiybs OF DOLLARS I Tour choice of the entire assortment, with your money refunded at any time within ten days if not the best value in the city. Everj ring has our unqualified guarantee. Best looking ring ever shown for the monej'. 42-PIEC- Greenewa AT $112io SfcocI of the By MILTON C. WORK The International Authority. - Finest Blue-Whit- e Diamond, third of a carat white gold, handsize, mounted in made rinyr, each with (wo fine diamonds on side of ring Receiver the E This Stock Was Bought at 25c on the Dollar and Must Be Moved at Once. 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