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Show TTTE mt jfalt fake ffMm iMued vr roornlnf by the Salt Las. Trlbun rnbUrtmu Company TP t Entered at th postofflc second-cla- a L City u Silt natter. SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, WEDKESDAT MORXIXG, OCTOBER 17. 1928. .:"- - .ie.sJlliIli:l 'ii Public PULSE FORUM Observations 1 ss tiiiiiisil(iciltsui:iil; iisiikl.illllf l. i iiltsisitttlllllllMlllilUlssl Horse Sense and Satire By MEDBURY Bv O. 0. M'INTYRE UIUitUlalSllllUSlMSIaallillliir 3 ,iiiiiniitisiiiHiiiiiitiii"ii'HssMiMiiniiisiimiumiiisB MAYBE I'M WRONG. NEW YORK. Oct. 18. New York day are sent shortly before post time. Of course, if they had ability to pick Now that the "talkies" are here, has been glorifying the racketeering winners Into the ft ft a lot of won i ; will be goingown they would not be conduct -absurd into earn the CeraMinlee lierta le Th proportions gangster to their mohear movies but some of elusive Just Uig bureaus, the It's the tipping ing trolley. 3011 word aad aiasl be nut esreed of a popular Idol. His silence when them have been operating their tor men's shoe leather. They should en woe aide ef the paper only. The a sucker more for ft me aad aetdress of Ibe writer nan be than twenty-fiv- e, game 'worry And the grand and glorious caught Is ballooned into a code of YESTERDAY'S TIGHTWAD. flva aft an evidence of I od faith, la fact rt mains that the company does years. knows the honor. aa when matter writer Ibe Every policeman Important not have to maintain the tracks. Any The Scotchman who walked all the substantial reasons for net alscleftlnr, u at Is a rat and squealer A stage box is sero in comfort unIdeotltr to Ibe public Ibe name will be company that can so bamboozle the way to the Black Sea Just to fill his gangster partment heart. r withheld on request and Initial der any circumstances. Due to a late is own and its a fountain pen. get way public great because nom d alamo sabstllvlod as desired. not does He simply squeal arrival, I was ushered Into one the company. Take your hat off to em, But loiters eimed with the aame f lbs he fears the deadly penalty. Give other evening whose sole occupant ASKING DERN UNPOPULAR SONGS. writer will b men lb arferrnee. Crabby. will he and Bcklth him a banker's protection She's was an only Japanese Ansnrassi eomataalcallons will aat be BOILED LOBSTER. with a dog By Mrs. K. M. Christensen tell all. His first thought Is collar of Imperiousa lady considered. Belleteaa aad partisan daughter, but she ahas aa Yen for men. always lorgnette and the are barred. to save himself. He never goes to dignity ofpearls, AH I know is what I read in the waa on swan the Fran: YOU'RE WRONG. Grandpa Angered kill alone, but with a pack, and he ters of a lake. I sat placid In paper and I must have missed an cowering of d use women the foe don't slightest Issue. I did not know until Tues- Anxious Citizen Wants to rarely gives his mouse-lik- e silence in a dafkened corRam. Italy. By Modern Children more rouge than the other kind. any sporting cnances. ner. Shortly before the curtain fell day. October 16, 1928. that our presKnow About Gas Permit murder 17. of method October The Is gangster's ent mode of voting Wednesday Morning. she turned and inquired sharply: megaphonlc. EXCUSE IT PLEASE Is to surround a lone and helpless Editor Tribune: What lias become I might have gone through life so small that ths enemy with automobiles filled with "Alonzo. where the hell you been?" towns are Some who of to the used teach II Mrs. without WashJeannette parents She thought I was her husband. knowing Editor Tribune Do we. or do we not tection. He returned to A. had not come all the way get natural gas In Salt Lake City? their children to say please and flies have to take turns on the horse. machine guns, slaughter him and I'm unequal to such situations and Ogden Stock Show also dis- after a foolish ington Tuesday to prepare his fromHyde race racketeer The I away. to ask Oovernor Dem I have been thank and you. Honolulu beg your pardon to understand that given whinnying laugh I FEMININE DUMBBELLS. E his craven cowardice by exact- sneaked back Ogden stock show and cx- - address to be delivered in New how he is going to vote. the "referendum" recently taken and "Excuse me"? If you will obamong the S. R. O. The woman who wanted the police plays tribute by threats from small serve manners the of week. the next York ing average where was I more at home. an shows in overwhelming majority department to use traffic lights that merchants who have been in Amer- position is one of the annual favor of it. If that is the case and American child of today you will matched her gowns. LEADERSHIP Governor Smith, after visiting to know iaa. the a attract me are which with nil scarcely long enough that they events In Utah (Copyright. 1928, by the McNaught natural gas is a cheaper fuel than agree the south and delivering an adlanguage. Some of my neighbors send their Syndicate, Inc.) MATRIMONIAL MARTYRS. By Glen James coal, more convenient to the houseconsiderable amount of atten dress in the border state of Kenwill on a not Even the bravest go to the wife with children my The average husband is a man of The recent Ellzabethton speech of holder, cleaner for everybody In gen- words: "Mamma without wants the expedition of killing priming a While outside. traveled the from cup MEG tion APHONIC AGE. few words. tucky Saturday night, Herbert Hoover again demonstrates eral and less expense to the city in themselves with drugs and liquor of ashes, why does the utili sugar." Also, we are frequently orIt is easy to refrain through southern Illinois and why we need his leadership as presi disposing exhibition is two and one-ha- lf one of the guild dies with his When teleover a LEAVE our dered voice IT. OR TAKE IT by pert From a up the project? was dent of the United States to Insure tiesOfcommissionit hold campaign. Free love usually turns out to be boots on the funeral becomes a Which all Whispering months in the future, the board Missouri Monday will be a hardship phone: "Call Antedeluvia Jones to course, of the rules of candor must of flowers and a mile-lon- g vast throngs of peo- prosperity and the well being cheered pageant kind. most the by the expensive phone." on a coal until the workAmerican homes, farmers and Industry readjust deplore. of commissioners of Weber counparade of carriages. Friends'? sometimes visit us with ment Is made, but if It is best for the ple In both states. He spoke at ers. If you listen every day. This mawkish sentimentality is in SOCIAL ERRORS You will be impelled to say, As Mr. Hoover so forcefully pointed city from an economic as well as a their children, and go away leaving ty has taken time by the fore- Sedalla, central Missouri, TuesIt's all right to have upholstered spired by fear. Those who fail to broken dishes, broken music lock by donating $17,500 to be day night and attracted a multi- out, a retreat to the schedules of the health standpoint, and if responsible a trail of scratched "Nobody ever whispers any more." or flowers send rites room last attend the the but chewguests chairs, dining furniture, willing to finance the records, know they are inviting the underused in the making up of a large tude to hear him expound his ruinous Underwood tariff act, the persons are should shouldn't be overstuffed. rugsand candy the utilities com ing The radio draws nigh principles of which Oovernor Smith project, why world frown. The late Frank Yale will be in This list. wake. The hightheir smeared derelief. pillows views on After premium farm Loud speakers to supply indorsed In his acceptance speech, mission obstruct it? VAUDEVILLE. OUR OWN those he ruled by terror buy a made the young hooligans reprimand the only exhibitors, a is of our farmers Salt Lake City ly appreciated by delightful place I'm not going to brand of cigars named for him. They With words and music, till they make livering an address in Chicago would rum millions Equestrienne "Tell is Mrs. a weak get Hopplngmad to us balk. seven of as disas in about live for months anyone, clearly s, many of whom travel long buy any more riding costumes at were selling for 20 Friday night, he will return to today. They, Policemen in the dark. what It meant to have the year. If we could do away with you're sorry, darling." And the little Smith's. cents each. tances and incur considerable Albany for a rest before contin- remember It. sometimes says Pull guns that loudly bark. the American market opened to the the smoke nuisance it would be a de- darling scowls and Friend I don't blame you, you get And the shopkeeper who did not exoense in transporting tneir uing his itinerary. I tell you. it s the children who And even motion pictures learn to competition of Europe in 1013 and at lightful place to live in for twelve rule in that place. soon habits bad found his buy regularly shop it's And the parents nowadays. talk. thoroughbreds to the show. The Former Secretary Hoover and the end of the war. They, therefore months of the year, and fewer people time the rod and switch came (Copyright, 1928, King Features Syn- shot up and his trade driven away. All through the east side merchants Tribune has frequently had oc Governor Smith, as chief repre- are not misled by Democratic efforts would go to California and elsewhere high fashion. Into back Once secretly inclined. to make it appear that both parties during the winter dicate. Inc.) who are barely able to make a living caslon to commend the enter sentatives of the two great po are DISGRUNTLED GRANDPA in agreement on the principles of ANXIOUS CITIZEN Lovemaking you will fuid must buy tickets weekly to "phoney the1 of and now conducted in the traffic's Is as a matter of fact when prise litical parties, are both drawing the tariff, benefits," the proceeds of which are roar, citizens of Ogden in promoting cards and are cheered to, the nothing is farther from the truth and Street Car Critic on Broadway by these Girls Need More Things spent lavishly You must with spirit proud, many Democratic spokesmen "brave" racketeers. this livestock exhibition. From echo as they travel over the indeed Be heard above the crowd. advocate the "competitive tariff." Called to Order Than Stockings, Says Writer Lipyrlghl. Collegia! Win Id Pub Co The merchant who Is strongly Inhumble beginnings it has grown country. Yet it would be useless That is what the Underwood tariff Nobody ever whispers any more. trenched back and is seldom fights now takes In Importance until It boarded a molested more A Jewish to base on the out- - was, a competitive tariff which twice Washington Star. once. The rackEditor Tribune: "Crabby.'' who Editor Tribune: Holy mackerel! street car withgentleman Week from his small son and eteer fears the than the rank with the best fine stock come nf tne campaign upon tins 6111 HOO.OOO.flOO aanrt . on and T. these strong been preys R." "H. has cusses busses , Where past that go Capup trolley fare. a conductor the handed fh,, single . the weak. Once the ft shows in the country and re- iai about surel, uh picaiucut.icu idiiuiuaLf.-- i duced the normal power of itol Hill, ought to feel honored that three or four winters? In jail, is not "Why, how old is that boy?" asked him grows too big andlegend he lifts his flects great glory upon the state usually attract vast audiences in the American marketbuying the conductor. and simultane- he has been permitted to read that ly, or he would know that thisneeded head above his mentors, they "take the gals have "Four." of Utah and Its people. ously threw open the American mar- masterly publication, "Karfax." Every the first winter him for a ride." any part of the country. ket to the low wage competition from time I board a street car and reach comfortable woolen stockings. They "Well, he certainly looks more than abroad. Continued Republican tariff up for one to help me while away need lots of other things, too: Red four years old." one-mGangland has furnished picturBrawn and Brains flannel underwear and chest protec"Hm! Am I responsible If he worprotection is vital to the welfare and the hours waiting for the Big Vote Certain heels that ries?" Rutgers Chanticleer. esque names for members. Such as prosperity of America and therefore street cars to make change for every- tors and earmuffs and If ' Monk Eastman, Kid Twist, Johnny TN THE MODERN scheme of POLITICAL they had body I find the box empty. Evi don't make them walk as party workers will u probably the foremost issue of the dently As a rule, young men don't mar Spanish, Little Augle, Kitty the all the mothers who preceded stilts on. and a good, clean wash campaign. V. n ..A i M " Horse. The Litwack. Kid Dropper, education, considerable imI... ,.A..kl. me on that car have given them to cloth with lots of soap on it to wash ry a girl on $25 a week, as they used u u uic in grilling narc icao make-u- p to. It seems that the girl must be Midget Louie, Louis the Lump and off their to numerous theatrical their to the play offspring the attaches physiout portance ENFORCEMENT the vote" this year than they Izsy. with. I have often noticed how use- ft CCS earning at least twice that much be- Grin-ne- ll cal development of our youth. have experienced in former presful "Karfax" was for that. They also Why. sir. I assure you I meet my for they will even look at her. By F. J. Russell Mayor Walker's home, tucked away Malteaser. make good fans In hot weather, and own granddaughters on the street Educators, in the Idyllic quiet of St. Luke's place, apparently, have idential campaigns. A dispatch There is a paramount issue in the no a a doubt would be just as effective sometimes, and actually leei asnamea is in one of the most restful spots to can menYou lead a water, but girl found that the first essential to from New York Is Ev'.hority for present campaign scarcely It makes me used as chest protectors in winter. of their appearance. in all New York. The mayor's house she'll only use it for a chaser. tioned, but which pales the much In the them I should realize that can't punish sorry really "Crabby" a keen mind is a sound body. the statement that upward of 35 talked of "prohibition Issue" Into Is No. 6. one of a solid block of simiUtah Light and Tractipn com good way, as I could "You're a fraternity man, aren't lar brick houses with stone steps, I refer to the doesn't insignificance. mothers. both their with a much Hence, athletic activities in the per cent more citizens registered relative how done have darn pany give basement dining rooms and small you?" "law enforcement." The question be- shoe leather the men wear out chaa- OLD GROUCH. school receive the approbation of m six "Say, I thought I got a tux that lawns hedged in by Iron fences. The days last week than in fore the people is not the salvaging N. Y. fit me!" houses the public, particularly where face a public playground Medley. of a particular law, but the very MlMlllllitiliwliiiaSttiiti 1924 for the same period. Adacross thejstreet. In front of the! maintenance of law Itself. they are made to conform to vices from other Mose Whar you goln', Rastus? Even the layman senses that there mayor's home are the customary big cities Indihigh scholarship standards. Rastus Ah's lookln' for work. mayoralty lamps, and directly oppo- cate heavy registra ion from the is a spirit abroad in the land which j Mose Clar to Ah's all of the goodness, glad site is a police booth with a unipublic Atlantic to Practically is rocking the foundations of all law. CREST the to Pacltic from and heah and aroun' up Mandy's again. formed officer on constant duty. The schools and most of the private What is the Jonah? By all means .. are workmayor's neighbors schools are equipped with ade the Canadian border to the in- let's find out and put It overboard. SZ. mostly torun over "Let's a few things "LIBRA." Bv MARY BLAKE. ing men and women with a sprinternational boundary line which Not that we want any sick whales. Ingether," said the automobile quate facilities for the proper our ship Is not sailing. but kling of the artist types of Greento the from structor his United C. N. C. States Y. pupil. wich Village. He also maintains an is prohibition the Jonah? physical development of stu- separates Frankly, Mercury. Mexico. As a rotten spot in an apple soon apartment uptown. His telephone dents. Westminster college, a the republic of of the spirits will ambitions, are able to concentrate A vacillation takes in the whole apple, so an unexchange, incidentally, is "Walker." "Do you play the piano?" in addition to all. are an indeand, Salt Lake Institution, with a Whether this presages a landone of be to alternate cause today slide on election day or an ex- bound law Infects good laws with the "I don't know I never tried." worker. Your convictions fatigable conMore than 300 hotel awnings were high scholarship rating, of public indifference. worry and joy. It will not be a good are very strong, and you are inclined Rutgers Chanticleer. tremely close contest no one bacteria destroyed by fire this summer due are other causes for time to conclude any important Is- to be rather extreme in some of your there forming to the modern plan, has seems Surely to careless tossers of lighted mt-h- . able or willing to predict the growing failure of law enforce- - sue as set about to raise $50,000 for the your thoughts will run too riot views. Your vision is clear, so clear, friitiiKimiiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiii: And two gentlemen walked along the which Include bolsherism. be- - "to assure an intelligent decision. A a order by telephone in fact, that you lose patience in construction of a gymnasium for three weeks in advance of the ment streets with their hats smoldering havlouristic psychology and the unwill brine prompt rtelmrr The child born today wJH be hasty explaining to others your mental s balloting, although the from the same carelessness. the use of students. is It of religious faith, etc., but in both word and action: it will process. You think always that dermining I'llillBUIlSillStSIIIUSIlllBfllllleia confusing to find your hat afire. I The success of the venture political experts and "dopesters" I submit that prohibition is unsound speak first and think afterwards. It your conclusions are inevitable. Telepbout can speak freely, for I was one of to govern without the will be able to accomplish a good deal You have, as well as a large fund should be assured during the are scratching their heads and in that It tries them. WASATCH 2557 adequate consent of the governed, in a short time, but will nover be of common sense, artistic leanings trying to figure it out to their which wek. The fund is already ap- own is hopelessly vmAmerican and efficient in any work which requires and these should be encouraged, as satisfaction. Four years ago an obvious are There some half-wa- y fifty mark. the failure of its professional 1 proaching explanation their development will help you. if extreme accuracy. 00.000 cup were served touts making a good living along d to We cannot legislate people to The completion of the fund is of the election was too If today Is your birthday, your you so wish, to destroy animosities as race tipsters. They rite PANA.HA-PACIF1- C Broadway school be This the heaven. to oblivious there 8erlously. Sunday petty interesting. year horescopc denotes that you will pay and make you totmJ EXPOSITION vital importance to the mainmaintain offices and furnish a daily direcwe In reis can as that as will far be go home life Your a all debts. Including grudge, wrongs. and service for $5 a day or $20 a week tenance of the high standard are so many front and your It Is the real battle no matter tion; of as, dolent to even d"f ire tills happiness, Telegrams of their choices for the held by this institution. More so much changing pf political, against the drink evil and wields a those against whom you are what your attitude may be towards mars what would other- the outride world, you will only sens? than that; the additional equip- coats that the contest is not only mighty Influence. prejudiced, Prohibition is the most unconsti- wise be a lovable personality and a affection and love for your kith and ment means much to Salt Lake. decidedly interesting, but un- -' tutional kin. ft. thing in the constitution. jl (ill chrmlne nature. fathomable. Students attending Westmin-jrte- r But, getting back to the subject: The time you waste, the energie Successful people born today: a Ai Smithare drawn Jtxom many smashing, Roorevel-- you e.vpfnd. the thought you take. William R. Marshall, soldier and tian. go get 'em In devising means to take your litMilling at a Instates, and their activities pro governor of Minnesota; Bruce Crane, well be and could tle profrevenges, artist; F. Childe Hassam, artist; Eric mote the wholesome? interest in! TEN REASONS itably employed In furthering your Pane, artist; George Esterly, inveneducation that Is taken by our fpUE coal mining industry in own Individual Interests, rather than tor; Allied Hitchcock, surgeon and the United States is in a bad in thwarting those of others. By Ben Brown people. The drive for funds legislator of Massachusetts. Outside of this fault and it is a should have the sympathetic way on account of overproducHerbert Hoover is a western man Copyright. 1928. by the Bell Syndia fanner. He knows our needs vcp' grave one you are Intellectualsupport of our people as a tion and there is much discon- and cate, inc. ly gifted, have high ideaU, and worthy how to U e care of them. and whole. A protective, tariff Is indispensable tent among both operators and l?UllIIIIIlIIIIIiHlllStlliIHI to the and welfare of our tlrimusiiii i33t39tfiti'ifiisrniiiE miners. But in Oreat Britain the country.prosperity The tariff originated with I Cleaning p Republican party and must not situation is still worse. Since the the SotHi be confiscated, not even In part, by A NOTHER federal grand jury ji 7 sWf TO WHAT EXTENT resumption of work after the the Democratic party. Bv DR. Vf A EVANS I is in session in this city and, last for stand first, prohibition, 192G In YOU PREPARING ARE long strike of production always. The Volstead act and i.i.'i seJ.I-s.i- e while there does not seem to be the British mines shows a total and .tailtlillUatceiM llllfti mItata.. : i.i-t-- i YOURSELF FOR PROMOthe eighteenth amendment are vital Ma:i . . 1. ... u.a. ,uhasv UNDER use- p.nn...a net to loss of about moral AM same OMOLISM conduct Hoover ui $55,000,000. m good TION TO A LARGER lf yol do ha(e mm any great amount of excitement Evrn uvu rjmiuua. The average price for coal In pledged himself to enforce Uial PROHIBITION. tstm vo, fpr Smith on account of his POSITION? over the fact, it seems to he the Dr amendment. 1927 power Mews. He who thinks Alcoholism under, prohibition is on Therr srr fntlr niill'tm mn nut there the first three months of Uwr4-toymrgeneral )wirp ,s lQa&te m tne CnitTSfeatfs. somewhat different from this form some piMWCB-iYOUR BEST INTERHuce.wuir.' icuacu uj shouici be a rcleantngr op-- ahout was $4.80 and since then has been a continuous decrease. according to Governor Smith. We of drug effect as it v. a, prior to ten ,Drs. Richardson. and Blankennorn (Copyright. Jolin F. Dille Co.) EST DEMANDS THAT every so often in order that the ft,. thama n..t. Inlessen that number, not In the first quarter after re- should vears ago. Seme of the differences ' YOU ENOW AND PRACcrease It by modifying the immigraHe found that there was no toler public may take notice that the of work an average tion law. are noted by Drs Richardson and ance to liquor except that which wa. TICE THE BASIC "PRIN prohibition enforcement agents sumption They are not comdue to the rate of absorption from During the last seven years of Re- Blankenhorn. are still on the job and that vio- profit of about 27 cents a ton conCIPLES who The gentleman the stomach was made, but in no succeeding publican rule the national debt ha. paring the amount of liquor lators of the Dyer and Mann been reduced seven billion dollars. sumed nor the effect of prohibition- 'carried his liquor well" was merely SUCCESSFUL SELLING. on crune. I nelr comparison is oe- one in whom absorption was slow acts should give Utah a wide quarter has there been any while in New York for the same sears alcohol!sm losses ,wcen the at all and aLlen & profit of average man of art Governor rSouth carry acquired the riL berth If they desire to renwhn "had risen to 35 cents a ton in If ha lncrensed 197 per cent Do ao. when men Dougtu nqu r over ing his liquor he had merelv slowed Don't e!:bl don't make excuse liberty. It Is said that the jurors the don't harp on "hard times" aad we want Smith for president or do the bar. with the same disease now up in s'omach abso:ntlon Whenever bad business conditions " if you are not succeeding, place the quartet ended last June when they buy iufrom a bool egger the proportion of alcohol In the body will Investigate about thirty f We want Hoover? blame squarely upon your own shoulders whera if rightfully belong. At entime the follow. of Uutir Great Britain conclusions Some While Senator King Is recognised cases and that the work will be fluids reached a rertaln point the 1. In acute alcoholism or. in oth- man was drunk. If he absorbed block in our road oi slowconcluded before the end of the tered the world war the opera- as a tu .ibllng is an er a there drunk, words, plain as his will record show, tors were finding a ready mar- progression, ly and excreted fast h would "carry present week. If this be true, ket for their Mr Bamberger is a Utah product early Iosj of consciousness, a slight well" coal and the indus- and stands a transient alno startling development need squarely for Utah and Its febrile reaction, and old In the buminuria. try was profitable. Since the development. days. I BATHE CHILD OFTEN. I be expected. AT THE the urine of ordinary drunks' I rather like Governor Dern: he Is Equip yourself arlth constructive, proved Salesmanship training J M S. writes: 1. Is It very signing of the armistice, howthat bring immediately favorable and lasting results. and was not for albumm. examined or so so innocent. that a child three years If ever, there has been less de- he unsophintlcated, do ui any good, he will the temperature was not taken. It if should have a tub bath more than Approaching a CIini;i mand for cuit! from other coun- neverdoesn't do us auy harm Srte perspires very owce a week? I vote for difficult to say whether these symptries and conditions have been Mr Watlts, however, because he toms were the same tin n as now. The Ireely The University of Utah offers yon hi services fn a shrrrt. rpHE presidential campaign is such as to for a protective tarTJTon first finding, put m another way. Is 3. Is salt water bathing perfectly preclude the possi- stands wooL Inspirational, thoroughly practical, aaally applied Salesmanthat the present d: nut ink is likely to safe for a child of 3 moving swiftly these days . and he is sugar. etr onions, ship Course for only ten dollars University credit, allosred. bility of profits. The strike of the a friend of the working man. put a man under the table more REPLY and the two contenders for the miners two years ago capped the I stand for the Republican partv promptly Mian was the cae before. It Is not vitally necessary, but 17 2. In six cases severe effects were It makes her more highest office in the gift of the clijnajt not ap- - because King Alcohol lias marshaled attractive. his forces under the leadership 2. Yes of due to otlier poiso::. taken ai a. 7:30 & people are drawing tremendous pear to be the least chance for Governor Smith P. Coke Co, M, Auditorium, Utah Gas a a And other leading with the alcohol, generally through TRENCH MOt'TH AND Cl'RE. crowds and receiving tumultuous improvement In the near future. Democrats reluctantly falling Into Ignorance and exposures that could 43 South Main Street 1 M M hue make the entire party undesir- not have been readily avoided What is trench writes: ovations whenever and wherever The Course costs lata thalt the price of two good dinner and 3. A considerable Since taking the stump Sena- able. proportion of mouth? two aeau at a good show Just one Idea from It may start you on 2 The oil scandal undT the RepubWhat are the symptoms, cause the traffic accldcn'r are due to al- they appear. Herbert Hoover, tor "Joe'' Robinson has become road to a higher earning capacity the The cost Is not an expense t and cure? the Republican candidate, trav- an."Arkansaw traveler" In spirit lican party has been wiped out Pll coho!'m it la an lnvesunent In SALES EQ' IPMKNT which will bring big 3 4. The L chronic It or has drinker Sinclair toraaiiitls dividend. have aud Doheny been repdiphtheria? eled through Massachusetts on and In truth rimanded and degraded, and the oil changed his fevhn.que. Instead of REPLY 1 Monday, delivering four speeches lands again repose "securely In the drinking nteadlly every day he now An infection of the Interior of One dose of wood alcohol is navy the mouth for the benefit of the people of department. But Tammotiv goes on ."Tirees usually sufficient for the most still pursues. 2. Ssyreness of the cheeks. Hps, 5. fld delirium tre$10.00 Low Cost of This Course Industrial New England. In his seasoned I am satisited old He may surmens has almost entirely disap- gums and tongue As a rule there Jo vote the RepubliPhot! Boston address at night he vive, but he toper. vouirh 7 as rub r;ai a Coke, ar never comes back can ticket because todav we enjov peared This Is probably due to un- are ulcers There Is pain, and someEitemioa Dilson. I. of I'. Rytand i stressed the tariff Issue. Here for more !eaee, hanptnes. and prosperitv. and certainty as to .supply and greater time! some fever. Cleanliness Is a w"aflnot afford to take a chance difficulty ui Wpmg contacts with preventive and a cure Brushing the AUSPICES EXTENSION DIVISION he was upon familiar ground party whose avowed lmerl-tlon- s purveyors In Hits cue. bootleagert teeth with a tooth wash eontamint Although the weather is fine. with aforeshadow and received a continuous ova6 our ruin A)cohOlie neuritis now r"usei soap Is recommended by Dr It is some that of the probable tion as he traced the connection treat er sensitrvrrress- of the rttin and for candidates office meet are II rinding a buyer is a crying need between prosperity and-th- e Re Cleanlttes plus wash ing with greater weakness of the muscle ing with chilly, if not frosty, of ;,TA. "!!.yu.u cad uton The Tribune . 7. The, publican doctrine of WiT71 TV a ifl Ton t chmnic alcorrSTfTm follows the Neither- 3, Thin column is open to anyone sinning his own name and address and keeping within the bounds of political dUcoasion in 304 words. 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