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Show - MAG AZIN ; S E C:JF I Q N ON5 gait fake gfibmic o .:.i:..-.-:...-l;J- X,,..v ' - SALT LAKE CITY, SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 1, 102S: L V' V SMk i7 .:.:f I -- r export; I am a in ghost, my turn, I'll gather up old thoughts that" most I've loved to take along with me--1 My astral baggage memory. When, 1 yll " W.'X V ' Mi v VI i 1 Sir Tribunal Tbs Chios SQUELCHED. I danced with a prince And these memories bring Healing-.balrf or the stingy .... That has knocked my pride flat. I've been snubbed by the doll VTio just sold me a, ha.t v One would much better face An irate traffic cop And ignore a red light And his signal to stop Than to enter a " shoppe," Where each purchase is made From an elegant clerk Who looks down pa the trade. -, ; Honesty thirsts while bold bootleggers flourish J Blondes cop the men for whom worthy maids mope What price percentage when one is a woman.?, Somebody'f filwayt upsetting jh do- p- ' . hi mm mid nniMf Htwpi" iiui the rainbow, nor are the changos The common chameleon quick. may be said to be greenish-grachanging to grass green or dull black with or without maroon red or brown patches. At night, the same specimen .will assume, as a rule, a more or less uniform straw M 1 iiiiiiniiiwTirron I.- When the Stork Had Its p ' . ( I V- Li - ',' I . . THE MAN. Vincent young Youtnans, ', ucces-fu- l compor. THE WOMAN. Anne Varley Youmani, hit wife, and mother of hit twin children. THE. MORAL. - You ' never Dune Xiturel ca. - "- -r OA' J"?" ' color. count on An.!Tx.d hy ELEANOR TOWN. erer stopped to HAVE how much time yoa tpend making trouble for youmlit Practically every diffito tolve we treate culty we for onmlres. And what with making difficulties Vorrying over them, and solving them, we waste a lot of . time. Whr not think ahead once In a while T Vincent Tournac U' Tery aong wr.ter. We all have Bammed the tunee from "No, No, Nanette" and "Hit the Deck," of .hieh he waa the eomper. Last year he married Anne,,Vai. ley, a shew girl U one of hit fro- ul .. r V . Vincent Youmant, Whose "Divorce Present" wat a Surprise. ' s u ductiont. They made a very attractive couple, and according to the rulet and regulations of muii-- , cal comedy plots, should have lived happily ever after. But they didn't In fact, their marriage was a total failure. Mrs. Youmant went to Reno, LoU of Nevada, for a divorce. people have dona that before, and the divorce hat come off per schedule. But this young eeuple had another difficulty to smooth out Mrs. Youmant was at that time an expectant mother. How. ever, the and her husband thourht that they had taken care of that when he allowed her a settlement of $100 a week "for the support of herself and child." Dame Nature mutt have sickened quietly at all these practical arrangement. It wtt unfortunate for Mr. and Mr. Youmant that they were the virtimi. but thit opportunity for a practical joke wat too toca to mist. Mrs. Youmant baby arrived, and turned out t be twintl Of eourte, twins are by no means And according to aneommoa. rcientiite, they are growing 1m je and lent to. Bat the preent of twine ' to individual cluidxea will have U be iacrtaied per-eerta- ,j "And Out Came the Nurse With Twins r ,! jij - a whole lot before they will cease to be a iurprite;to their fond par-- , entt. It wat something they could not foresee and provide againtt Mrs. Youmant felt, with tome reason, that the had been badly treated. For some time she was very ill. But as soon as she recovered sufficiently she left Reno with her two babies a boy and a girl and went t Chicago to await the arrival of her husband with his. show, "Hit the Deck." She had accepted a settlement of 1100 a week for "herself and child." But that wat not enough for "herself and children. She loved her babies, and the hoped their father would, too. But whether he did or didn't, he wat going to support the extra onel According to Mrs. Youmant' attorney, Mr. Youmans is worth $1,500,000, and has an income ef $10,000 a week from his musical writings. So he' is Weil able to bear the expense of supporting his family of three. He agreed to crease hit wife's allowance from $100 to $150 a week. That settled the argument, and the divorce will soon be an accomplished fact It looks at if thit couple had had more than their fair snare of surprises. Firrt there wat their unhappy mamage, which they ar ran pea at bst they could with their plant for a divorce. Then there wat the baby, for which they And then came the firovided. to muddle things up trtin. It's really too bad, but could thev or acyene have what dona about ill . - . telescope-fashio- n. s These remarkable color changes are partly under control of the will and partly due to complicated reactions over which the chameleon . has no controL Another interesting feature is the chameleon's ability to "blow up" and extend its body as well as its lungs. This is made possible by the fact that the lungs are very large and extend far down into the body cavity. Chameleons extend to amaz-in- f proportions when they hiss and fight, but when they wisn to escape discovery, they make themselves as thin as possible by by compressing the chert and belly means of elongated ribs. ' The whole body is then put in such a position that it presents only its narrow side to the enemy. The ' chameleon lives on insects and has been well provided, by nature with a special device to aid him in food hunting. His' tonguo In ..at- .- covered with a sticky secretion. Is lang and elastic and can old up, y, - iSura 7 AivUor. I Ki Little Joke 1 1 1 per oent , , tor five years. Weirdest of Tiny Monsters in the Reptile World Romance fProbfem ofReaffyopfe Mr. Vincent Youmnnt, Who Husband KtoA t Support Her "and tSOO. 'One of the Dotty wiitert toon ttUJHt end departed for forte. TU otter, wtu hat teen , une permitted to ptoy ei thort interval oy lot phf tidan. In thro Kovn i won tlUJ00CM from Monte Carta. ; . Swap for a hunch all that stuff they call " brain." " Tear, up the race fo.rms the favorite's lagging. Scorn- stock quotations; charts give one a pain. Facts defeat forecasts, however we figure-- - y". I have dined with a duke. Had a chat with a king-O- nce Immortal like a mute refrain 111 try to smuggle joy and pain 'Across the Styx though Charon stand And .rule Earth's products con.iLi----traband. fttsswitflil:' ISIS COMMON SENSE : OPEN. 100: CLOSE. X I e If you invert ' has achieved extraordinary . r, Showing Unusual Photo of Komeil V Deadl y Poisonous Fangs, Which Are Closely V Backed Up by a Series of Smaller Ones, Ready for Instant Use If the Front Onos Break. n1. .nf this . you looking for a pet? x. proverbial power hatHera ere. some pretty been X exagge. ones which might mike s . rated. greatly v or home a addition'to charming Chameleons eannof In soeces sion, assume all the colors of might not! To get the picture of the horned r, reproduced above, and many other interesting shots, Heller, fsmous naturalist e hunter, traveled for and three .years In, the wilds of the Belgian Cbngo, from which he has Just returned. The pictures obtained were subsequently sored sway in the archives of the Field Museum of Natural History, m Puff-Adda- development It XVV is V-- , club-shape- d, X 0".sJs. V . ",. ARE y. X'XoTKXC- V - . Puff-adde- puff-adde- rs rs ' v' The Roptila with tho Marvolous Boardinf-Hous- puff-adde- Illustratiar the 4a Which Way i r big-gam- - a fact which may, and rightly, force Bn Turpin to look to hit laurels. The right and left eye move separately; and literally in all direction, up and down, forwards and straight backwards, prothe mot terrifying effect ducing ' Another child ef nature herein pictured, it, the rhinoceros horned chameleon, so called 'on account of the three peculiar horns projecting from in head. It shares with all' chameleons the abihty te ' j- 4 among other interesting features, it able to look in all directions at ' once v " is - ' '. v X - ' - - V A j J - - - " ' " V ' Shoots Out His Tongue to Capture Insects. ' -- ; Extraordinary Rhinoceros- - ' t 1 . J . ' :':' . ' . o Roach, td-mu- na Chicago. Of great Interest Is the chameleon, pictured to the right whichi when Herifce, the chameleon sees a particularly, appetizing fly he can shoot his tongue forward, pounce npon his prey and draw it back into his mouth to be feasted on. The whole act is like a flash. An ordinary chameleon can shoot a fly at a distance of fully six feet really quite a "boarding house reach, considering hit size. They prefer locusts and grasshoppers, but are also fond of flies and meal worms. They are notoriously difficult to keep in good health. " They want not only warmth, but sunshine, and they must have wster, which they lick up in drops from the edges of wet? leaves whenever they get a chance.f There are sixty different kinds; of chameleons known to science; They are found in Africa and Madagascar and Arabia, southern India and Ceylon." The giant jf the whola' tribe, found In Madareaches a length of two gascar, feet - Tha usual manner of propagation is by eggs, covered with calcerous shells from which t four months later, emerge,-abouthe baby chameleons. may be found In. nearly the" whole of Africa. They secrete a deadly poison and fhava thick heads, very much depressed, The horned like their bodies. are cjly hrutes and " grow to a length of four or five these feet On one occasion one of twenty-reptiles, after giving birth to one young (which bit and killed mice within five minutes of being born), viciously attacked toe adult male, leaving one of her broken, poisonous fangs stick ing out of his back. Ch Vhic. Can Not Only Chaafe lie Color, But Blow X i 1 - X |