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Show THE RICH COUNTY NEWS, RANDOLPH. UTAH ' SALT LAKE 4 THE CIRCUS Business ' Directory RHINOCEROS I am the Rhinoceros, In case any one should ask, and in case no one does ask I will tell them anyway. I wont be badly treated. I have a lot of fcpunk that way. I like to be petted. Indeed I love to be petted. Now there are many people who dont think a rhinoceros has any affection but they dont know me. I love petting and anyone can do anything with me if theyre kind to me. I wont stand bad treatment as I said before. And my keeper says he admires me. He admires a creature who wont be treated badly but who will do things If treated well, tie says that ought to show people that kindness Is the greatest thing in the Every Cold? Do You Have Constant Backache? Feel Old and Lame and Suffer Sharp, Rheumatic Pains? Then Look to Your Kidneys! TOES every cold, chill or attack of grip leave you worn-oand utterly miserable? Do you feel old and lame, stiff and rheumatic? 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Do tell us what that is, said the Spotted Hyena, from Africa, who was looking rather amused because of the talk the Rhinoceros had been giving. "Do tell us, said the Camels, as they sat nearby, chewing and moving their mouths from side to side. Do tell us, said the Indian Tigress, a beautiful creature who was In the next cage. Rock-Hew-n Roadway of Capri. The lions were asleep, their paws placed over each other and they looked The. existing lower portion of the very gentle as they slept. They were (Prepared by the National Geographic Society, Washington, D. C.J structure is a mass of burned dreaming sweet lions dreams of raw Capri Capri, once the beautiful island Roman brick, 40 feet square and 50 meat and were not paying any attenpleasure home of Homan emperors, feet sufficiently conspicuous to tion to the Rhinoceros. lies like an hour-glas- s on its side In show high, In photographs taken from Well, said the Rhinoceros, I am the blue waters of the Bay of Naples. Monte Solare, at the other end of the told that they have used my picture The glamor of Its old associations still Island, two miles away. Its original on the posters they have around town. persists, but its appeal to the many appearance Is entirely problematical. tourists who now swarm to its shores It may have had two or three stories. is the same, no doubt, as that which The tower at Boulogne had several drew great Romans to it its delightwas 200. feet high. The ful climate, neither stimulating nor stories and tower was not any higher than Capri enervating, and Its wonderful scenery this, and In all probability not so high, of land and sea and sky. as the elevation of the headland Is Capri itself is overflowing with about 1,000 feet above the sea. It strange interest and beauty crags, Is one of the most valuable and interraced hills, the blue sea ruffled teresting ruins on the entire Island. d white among rocks; InMay Have Had Wireless System. comparable sunsets ; and among all of It takes no great stretch of the nature's beauties the scattered works to believe that Capri was of man from the ruins of ancient mar- Imagination a signal station an imperial wireless ble palaces to modem villas. station of ancient Rome. We know Only a few miles across the sap- that the ancients signaled in various phire bay Naples and the Neapolitan ways and over long distances. They coast are spread out in all their besignaled by beacon fires, by beacon wildering features. One writer has smoke, by pigeons, by flags, and by described Capri and the neighboring from one sentinel to another. coast as more like a miracle than an shouting Possibly the Publlca acta (Senate accident of nature, while another has Journal) and the Diurna acta (author- Of course they have pictures of many complained that the scenery is "too ized news) were sent to Capri by signal of us, but there are always a good much like theater curtains come to instead of by messenger. We can conlife. many in the picture. who Nevertheless, every person ceive that such a system, organized arrives at Naples under fair skies and most Now, I have had my picture made likely under Augustus, must have all beholds this littoral for the first time I dont mean that I by myself. after some smoothly very operated must be affected by its loveliness. have made my own picture all by myof and years practice. experience Capri is an esthetic wonder of the The mirror system would cost no self. But I mean that the picture world. Its area Is but six square money to operate, would be easy to in the poster Is of me alone. No miles; but surely nowhere else In the use, and by it long signals could be other animal is with me. world are so much- loveliness and so sent. Under the Im alone in my noble glory. practical rule of the That sounds fin, said one of the many interesting things packed in so Romans, beacon signaling was doubtlittle space. Artists have always less somewhat advanced and by it bears, but It doesnt mean much. flocked to Capri, each year bringing a "It means a lot, said the Rhinoceros, long signals could be sent, perhaps by fresh brood, confident in its ability making the beacon flare up by adding for it means that they think Im of to paint the unpaintable cliffs and sea. enough Importance to have a poster periodically small quantities of oil. Some of these lingered on, some to This Is a mere surmise, without given up entirely to me. Only my marry the handsome Capri girls, and basis other than the general advanced picture Is on these posters one picHowells Englishman who came to the character of Roman civilization, which ture of me on each poster. island for three months and stayed lacked little we have today. There are other posters with lots The for thirty years Is not a unique case Romans were not artistic, but they of you animals on them, but there Is in this respect. were wonderful mechanics, hydraulic only one poster of the Rhinoceros, The fame of the Blue Grotto has engineers, sanitary engineers aud great with his picture alone on the poster. made Capri a show-placand for up- builders of all kinds of structures and I am something that attracts people ward of a hundred years, day after highways. They had water pumps. to the circus. In other words I am a And day, the tide of seasick tourists has They had perfected shorthand writ- great attraction all by myself. flowed and ebbed. In spite of these ing. The old writers do not tell us they speak of me as the only rhinocdally caravans, however In spite of very much of Roman culture. None of eros of my kind In any circus. They the Anacapri road, the Funicular them mentions a certain famous surg- speak of my fine horns and they know road, the Strada Krupp, much taste- ical instrument found at Pompeii, but that just showing the picture of me less and before the it is there just the same. will bring people to the circus. war the vast hordes of Germans, It is a great honor. A very great The distance in an air line between Capri Is still essentially unspoiled. Rome and Capri is 130 miles too long honor. But I deserve it. It is true that the Capri women gave for direct signaling; but If ,we look s are Now, the performing up wearing their costume thirty years along the coast of the Tyrrhenian sea very smart, the way they walk on their ago; that the old Greek forms have we find numerous mountains affording hind flappers and balance balls and dropped out of the Island speech ; that points where the signals could be re- play instruments which make music. the old days have gone forever; but, layed. The frequency of the relaying They can climb ladders and balance despite this, there has been a gain In would depend on the conditions. The poles on their noses. That Is, eaoh convenience and comfort of living for highest point on Capri Is Monte one can balance a pole on his nose. both Capresl and foreigners, even at a 1,980 feet. Signals were prob- I dont mean that any of them have loss of picturesqueness, and the comably not sent from here, but from more than one nose. forting fact remains that Capris the eastern headland. The Pharos Their keeper and master is kind beauty is rugged and perennial, not to was about 1,000 feet above sea level. to them and rewards them with bo destroyed by man. A line drawn from the Pharos to goodies to eat after they have done Monte CIrceo, on the Campanian coast, their tricks. Acquired by Augustus. Capri was the first point in Cam- just grazes the Island of Ischia; but The bears can walk on stilts and pania where the Greeks obtained a the line of sight would be well above ride bicycles and skate on roller skates foothold, and Augustus possibly did a the Island, as the summit of Circeo and do many different tricks, though thing by securing It for Is 1,775 feet. I dont believe they like to do all those Favorite Home of Emperors. the empire In B. C. 29, thus preventtricks and I dont blame them. I wish The fact that Augustus and Tiberius they wouldnt make the bears ride ing its seizure by enemies or by pirates. There was certainly the mat- made Capri their special retreat gives those great high bicycles. It Is too ter of pirates to be considered. They it a oeep and lasting significance. The dangerous and bears were never meant have always been a pest of the Med- Island was the favorite home of them to do such things. iterranean. At the time of Pompeys and their families for nearly seventy s what they have The celebrated campaign against the Med- years. They are the two greatest to do and it isnt enjoy for them to do hard iterranean pirates, 67 B. C., they were executives in history ruling consecu- their tricks, but I dont like all those well organized and intrenched ; they tively both difficult tricks the bears have to do. had naval stations and beacon towers administrators, whose labors esBut, oh, the great joy is to be a in various places. Centuries later the tablished the supremacy of the Roman rhinoceros and to have a nice keeper seize a in about did and wonderful Capri, empire brought English actually and to have ones picture on a poster 1806, and called It the Little Gibralperiod of peace unequaled In history, with not another picture of any other tar. They might have held it, per- before or since. They both lived long, creature on the poster! haps, to this day but for the ill luck full lives and died natural deaths in of Col. Hudson an age when murder or enforced suiand Incompetence Terrible Jimmy. Lowe, later Napoleons jailer at St. cide or violent death of some sort was Jimmy, somewhat of a braggart, the almost Invariable end of greatness. Helena. After these towering personalities, was telling his father and mother of The ruin of the Capri Pharos, the' ancient Rghthouse, so close to the Capri drops out of history nd for his experience while out camping. All at once I stepped right on a largest of the ruined palaces on Capri, some reason does not seeiir to have been patronized further by the im- big rattlesnake, he began. is a paramount point in the archaeolHow did you know R was a rattleThe selection of perial family. ogy of the Island. But though Capri was never revlsted snake, Jimmy? asked his father skepCapri by Augustus was most likely biased to a considerable degree by the by the emperors, the Pharos still tically. fact that it was Ideally situated for guided the precious grain fleets I could hear its teeth chatterin the Pharos. 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Websters Work on Dictionary Noah Webster begun liis preparation for his American dictionary of the English language in 1S07 and published It in 1S2S. Previous to 1807 he tiad published a speller and A Compendious Dictionary both of which were probably helpful in the new undertaking. contained The American dictionary 12,000 more words ubout 40,000 more definitions than appeared in any English published before hi. and had d'ctiocaty |