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Show ynr- 4 ... Vv' tt'7nr " VpK- -! wate&Z' MwiawMk il , I THE RICH COUNTY NEWS, RANDOLPH, UTAH MR. BOWSER STARTS REFORM But It la Worse Than the Evil He Would Cure. By M QUAD. uOOOOCXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXJOOOb 1921, by McClur Newspaper Syndicate.) - Nothing so Irritates Mr. Bowser as to have the street peddlers go up and down, In front of his" house, yelling their Wares, and, on many occasions, he has gone out and qunrreled with them, hut he has found them claiming their rights, their licenses from the, city permitting them to yell. The other night, ns Mr. Bowser sat reading, a vegetable peddler stopped at his gate pnd kept calling out, for five long minutes. He had a voice like a hand-aatrying to saw a spike in tvo,and it must have made other people nervous. Mrs. Bowser feared that there would be and she' began to drum on the piano, to II distract Mr. Bowsers attention. uas in vain, however.. He rose up with the exclamation: "By thunder, woman, do you think I am going to stand- - that? He will go home, presently," answered Mrs. Bowser, drumming louder than before. Stop that Infernal racket! Isnt it bad enough to hear that fellow yell? I am going out and kill him. He Is the one of alt- - the ones who make this'" trouble. Just listen to his voice I Why, It would scare a baby te him Umt ' hl plan - would probably work. On the next evening at about the same hour, there was a ring at the door bell. Mr. Bowser answered It himself, and there stood hla peddler of the night before the man with the awful voice. He was surrounded with baskets of vegetables, and iu almost a whisper, he said: Mr. Bowser, I have come to try your way. Do you want any1 onions, carrots, turnips,' beans, peas or cu- sir.i was the prompt reply. That Is all right, Mr. Bowser. It I have disturbed you in any way. I Mr. hog your pardon. Good-nigh- Bowser good-nigh- t. Have Some Tomatoes I bare-heade- Your Fiat"- - tiler, ami when he had gruffly asked hat the fellow wauled, he was an- swered with: ... third ring and a third peddler at the door and softly said : Mr. Bowser, are you in want of 1 some nice vegetables? have some beauties out here, and there Is a liar gain in every hunch of them. I have some tomatoes here almost as big aa four fipL and they tagte better than If yo want sugar beets Granges. ' J went you to beet it !" shouted Mr. Bowser, "end- dont you ever come here again! "Just aa you say, old man. quietly replied the peddler. If 1 have put yes out any. you must pardon me. When Mr. Bowser returned to the sitting room this time, he found Mrs Bowser trying hard to keep a sobei face, and he shouted at her: Oh, ItS very funny, la it? Well, TO show you whether its funny or not! If another peddler calls, he shal! &t right on our door steg I" No. other peddler called. After lapse of a few ra'nules the telephone bell rang, and Mr. Bowser responded with a hello to hear a voice saying: Mr. Bowser, I beg your pardon for disturbing you. Do yon want some string lieans for your dinner tomoi row? I have other things. I have some of the I test potatoes you ever put your tooth in. and 111 give you a big bargain If you want a quart or two." , Yon Irfernal rascal!" yelled Mr. Bowser, ns he hung up the receiver. ' Within the hour there were fonf more calls, and then Mr. Bowser pu on his hat and left the house, hoping to find someone and wash his hands In yon holier again, there'll be bloodshed Come, now, but I got to holler, or the folks won't know I am here. You wouldn't have known I was here. I em only making my living and you shouldnt object. Is It my voice you ' r cgmplstn. of Of course I complain about JU" answered Mr. Bowser, fit Is th$ wor$t voice In the United States ! Til tell you what is the trouble with my voice, Mr. Bowser, for, you I was fool enough , see, I 'know yon. to bet five dollars that I could put a billiard ball In my mouth. 1 put it there, but I Could not get It out again. The doctors worked at me for two days, and they knocked out most of my r r. -- -- human blond. mi v hen he was gop. Mrs. Bowser nad he laughing hysterica. I The Graphite 'tnduetry. in the fsland of Ceylon graphite Is mind In greater abundance than' In any similar sized area in the world Pie soil and rocks of Ceylon are al most everywhere- - impregnated with graphite, so tliat It may be seen the surface In the drains after a rain. The supply is practically, inexhaustible. The peculiarity of Ceylon graplitte is its remarkable purity. Another source of graphite is Chosen, the graplitte found there being classified as scaly, fibrous, foliated and earthy," the first two classifications eoitainlng liver 00 per eent carbon Ip China, graphite is found in several localities. Scientific American. teeth. They Anally had to get a stick and punch the hall do' m.v throat. It is lodged right at the base of mv throat an d thats what the trouble is I know that some with my tones. folks dont like to hear me. but what em I to do? I have a wife and five children, to support.- - and you should pity me. Instead of thirsting for m.v life." Mr. Bowser lost a good pnrt of his auger, and after a moments thought,' he said . - , , , Look bora.' now, I will tell yon what to .to. There Is n need of all ' Laugh at First Phone. this yelling. You - Just tome to the The telephone was horn from the house, in a quiet and decent way, and ask If we wnnt any of your stuff. If brain of an American but 45 jean we do, we will buy It and so will other ago.-thfirst, instrument being a sort We must have reform In tills of crude harmonica, with a clock people. tiling, and that to the way to bring it spring reelT a magnet and a wire. ot The first time-I- t .talked about. Dont you see yourself that v u isr March 10, I8tff; capitalists laughed. ,at . it and ? refused tor several years, U Why, yes, that seems a good plan, dnqye off finance the scientific toy, The pe, answered the peddler, no more yelling. Mr.' Bow- riod of experiment did not end imtl' wltbooD-anser the house, to boast to 1886 and tht; country's greatest win Mis. Bowser; and, though she smiled system lias really existed enly . nc ! "'iu ,'1.-- ' to bervelDas one ,wins diub" w iW IW cov-erln- -- a During Rush Work. If They Cannot Be Given Free Range It Will Be Necessary to Furnish Ample Suppy of Green Feed-G-ive Some Milk. MOST FXGEILENT AS LEGUME (Prepared by the United States Depart-meof Agriculture.) In the rush of sutmner work the hens often are negleetea on many farms. This IsjKior economy, because the car they receive will determine to a large extent the profits to be realized. The poultrymen of the Department of Agriculture advise that hens be given free range, if possible, during the summer months, and if they cannot be given free range that as much green feed be furnished as they will readily consume. Milk is excellent during the summer months. Buttermilk also may d be used, or buttermilk If the regular buttermilk is not obtainable. nt Plant Does Not Withstand Extreme - Heat or Coid and la Beet Adapted hods te Soil Not Very of Seeding. Rich-Met- (Prepared by the United States Department of 'Agriculture.) A large part of the value of crimson clover lies in the ability which It shares with other clovers to utilize the nitrogen of the air and add it to the soil, say specialists of the United States Department of Agriculture. When encouraged to do this, crimson clover is a valuable soil improver. If It is planted on rich land it will utilize the nitrogen already present 'in the sol and is not stimulated to contribute anything to its own support or to the support of other crops. Crimson clover is a winter plant of the true clover group. . It Is also known as scarlet clover, French clover, Italian It is the clover and German clover. only annual true clover that is of more than Incidental agricultural importance ip the eastern United States. It oWGs semi-soli- The department advises feeding about equal parts of scratch grains and of mash for the average during A delicious peppermint In the crop rotation of the 'Atlantic coastal plain to the fact that it can be planted when the land Is not occupied by ordinary summer crops. The many- - ways by which this crop may be utilized are discussed by plant specialists of the UDited States Department of Agriculture In Farmers' Cloaa Big at Bulletin 1142, Growing Crimson ver. Mr. Bowser, 1 am told you don't like our hollering, and so we ain't going to holler no more. 1 have called to see if you wanted any vegetables, i have a load of them out he.e. and I warrant them fresh and sweet. Being as the hour is late, and want to gel home Well, yon can go right home," In' terrupted Mr. Bowser, as he slammed buy! ' Mr. Bowser came! And he had the door, aud he returned to Mrs. inground glass in his voice, as he said: Bowser, muttering something about liook here, old feller, you want to fernal Impudence, to which she re: quit this! If you don't, I am going to plied Dont be so impatient ; your reform murder you! seems to be working. Say, old party, what ails you? In about 15 minutes there was a 1'U show you what nils me! If . Is Usually Jts place Mr. Bowser rushed down the hall d and out of doors. He was and wore his dressing gown. The peddler had not moved on. He' was not going to. He sat there in his seat in a comfortable position, and he was going to yell as long as he wanted to. He saw Mr. Bowser coming out, and he called and he shouted: "I have got them! Do you want some strlDg beans? They are on a I have onions and potatoes string! and cucumbers! I have some of the nicest celery here that a king ever chewed on Oh oh oh I Come and ,Way.H Sown After Grain Crop and Is Ready for Hay in Spring. Crop t, That fellow has got more sense than I thought he had, said Mr. Bowser. as he returned to his paper. Tills street. ought to be thankful to me for working this great reform !" The reform began to die almost aa soon as it was born. There was another ring at the bell. Mr. Bowser opened the door to And a second ped horse !" Have Come to Try Your Poor Economy to Neglect Hens No, - tff . i Mr. Bowser, Just wait one tnnute and he will drive on. I wont wait one blamed second! Dont you come out and mix lu ! There will be gore flying around, and I may also tip his wagon over and kill his I IS AID TO SOIL cumbers? death!" Mr. Bowser FOWLS REQUIRE GOOD . CARE DURING SUMMER CRIMSON CLOVER e s e y ' - - yfle - s r . . An Early Importation. Though It was brought from Europe to this country in 1818, its value as a forage fiiant was not recognized until about 1880. The plant does not withstand either extreme heat or cold, and Is best adapted to a soil that is not very rich and to a climate where the winters are not severe. Ordinarily it cannot survive the winter in latitudes flavored sugar jacket around peppermint flavored chewing gum. Will aid your appetite and digestion, polish your teeth and moisten Hena on Free Range Do Not Need as Much Grain ae Those Cloeety Confined. the year, but the pullets will not eat north of southern Pennsylvania, while the dry mash freely in the fail, so that it is necessary to feed them about two In some of the southern states it is frequently killed by dry, hot weather in parts of scratch feed to one part of mash, reducing this to about equal the fall or spring. Its growth is comparable to that of parts of mash and scratch feed Februwinter wheat. Planted in the fall, it ary 1, and still further reducing the lies more or less dormant throughout scratch feed about June 1 so that the the winter and completes Its growth hens will eat nearly two parts mash Feed In the spring. If the summers are not to one part of scratch feed. too hot it can sometimes be planted In scratch grains lightly In the morning the spring and grown as a summer and give a full feed in the evening, crop, but for this purpose other clovers feeding roughly about three times as are usually preferred. Corn In the much scratch grains in the evening as summer with crimson clover In the In the morning. Different flocks will consume different amounts of feeds, hnt roughly the following amounts should be fed: Pounds of Scratch Feed to 100 Hena - ' "'General if the ' winter is a cheap and convenient method of growing a rash crop and a crop In1 the same year. The reputation of crimson clover as a crop InereaMr Is largely based on this simple rotation. Instances are by no means rare where the yield of corn has been gradually Increased from ten btfshels to as high as seventy bushels to the acre bv Oils means. Seeding Crop of Clover. clover may be seeded in practically any of the cultivated track crops, which receive their last cultivation from eight to twelve weeks befpre the first frost. It is not wise to seed clover in late potatoes, sweet potatoes or other root crops, ns the digging in the fall practically destroys the clover. .Neither does it do well when sown into eowpeas. sorghum or netennelons. owing to (he heavy shmL cast by those Tile .raosi common cause of crops. failure to obtain a stand of crimson clover Is a period of hot. dry weather Tccnrrlng after planting. The roots of crimson clover are by the same strain of bucteria which occurs on the roots of nil true clovers;' consequently a field which has produced a good stand of red.' mammoth, alslke, white, bop. Carotins', usurabbit's foot or buffalo clover-tally sufficiently inoculated forrlmsou clover. Methods of inoculation, seeding.. the choice of seed aud the treat-ne- t it of. the stand are fully described n the hulletUL w blch may be had upon (quest f the Uuited Stnlec Department of Agriculture,- - Washing on. D. U. Crimson o E The Flavor Lasts Auto Industry Gigantic. The capital tied up in automobiiing in the United States is estimated as over $6,000,000,000, according to the Railway Age, which figures it out by items: Depreciation on 7,623,551 cars at 20 per cent, on average cost of $1,200, interest on the money invested ; gasoline, state license fees, insurance premiums, garage and service costs, labor costs for repairs, etc. These Made a Hit With Father. Sweetie What did you say to father? Marine I told him Id saved up five hundred dollars and wanted to marry you. Sweetie Oh, did you, darling? What was the result? Marine He borrowed the five hum dred bucks. The Leatherneck. SUNFLOWER GOOD AS SILAGE Becoming Popular lit Northwestern Section Where Com te Difficult to Grow. The most nutritions root crop, after the potato, is the beet, which contains 12 per eent sugar. Add I pounds of linseed meal to pounds of thla mash. All parts are by weight. Nitro- WHGUYSk. estimates do not Include expenditures Important to Mothora Examine carefully every bottle of for construction and maintenance of CASTOIUA, that famous old highways, nor for the cost of auto- for infants and children, and seeremedy that it' mobile accidents. Bears the Signature of J The Cutlcura Toilet Trio. Having cleared your skin keep It clear In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletchers Castoris by making Cutlcura your every-da- y toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse f and purify, the Ointment to soothe and Might Prejudice Her Case. Just a word, said the lawyer te heal, the Talcum to powder and perfume. No toilet table Is complete his fair client. Yes? without them. 25c everywhere. AdIf your husband asks for the cusvertisement. . tody of the poodle dont try tq win How Bill Was Canceled. the sympathy of the court by weeping Kaye Old Tupper had bad luck, and calling the er little animal yoor didnt he? precious darling." Gray Oh, what was that? I dont Why not? think I heard about It The judge is the father of ten chilso behind far with the dren, and 'lies proud of it." Why, he got rent for his room at bis boardinghouse that lie had to marry tl.e landLondon Answers lady. Purpose 8eason Leghorns Breeds 13 54 Fall until January St..,.. 8 11H February 1 to May 31 1 7 31 to October H June Hi Scratch Grain Formula. 1 part wheat 3 parte cracked corn 2 parts oats One quart of thla scratch feed will weigh ILL pounds. Dry Mash for Leghorns. 1 I pta meat or flsb scrap part bran 1 part middlings II pat ts corn meal Breeds. Dry Mash for General-Purpos- e 1 part bran 1 part middlings 1H parts meat scrap 3 parts corn meal 2 parts ground oats Clovers Harness Atmospheric gen and Store It ao Food Plant Roots. your throat. IOC The use of sunflowers for silage has proved popular in certain of the Northern Great Plains and- states where It Is not possible to produce a large tonnage of corn for silage purposes. In some sections the silage made from sunflowers has been found to compare favorably In palatability and feeding value with silage made from corn. This la not always the case, however, as It appears that In certain irrigated districts in the Northern Great Plains where the' grow. u of sunflowers is rank and succulent, the resulting silage is often not very pal stable. Experiments reported from the Huntley experiment farm in Montana of the United States Department of Agriculture show that while it is possible to produce froin 25 to 30 tons of sunflowers per acre, it lias been difficult to produce a silage that Is as much relished hy live stock as corn silage, which gives .rather less than half as much tonnage per acre. Inter-Mountai- n CARING FOR STUBBLE LANDS KLEIN 320 ACRES 280 tillable; small house, barn; 40 acres broke; well; some fencing; Lignite coal nearby. Good stock and corn country. $500 down, balance on crop payments. Miles City, Montana of Custer County Bank, and CO Oxn Pumpkins squashes are s American origin. Watermelons, and cucumbers are of Asiatic musk-melon- origin. The onion was an object of worship by the Egyptians 2,000 years be fore the Christian era. It orig noted In India. HINDERCORNS The eggplant, bean.' euumler, cabbage, onion, turnip and watermelon, have been cultivated for more tliar 4,000 years. KREMOLA Asparagus is a native of southern Europe, where it grows on the bankt of rivers, in meadons and In bush' places on sandy soil. DATCNTC DI CII I d W WHAT IS FAITH? A spiritual perception. South. The watchword of all popular movements. Honan. I Idubm, (., stop all paia, tuurm contort"? tb teft. makes walk tar ngy. 16 by mall or at r ftota BlaocaCbcni ARIZONA Form Bargain. ISK-ac7,800 cash ncpiird No comitilartons Wrlle Fettarpl Farm Bureau. Washington St.. Chicago. III. Wateon .Coleman, Patent Lawyer, Wuhlnaion, D.O. Advice and book tree! Bate reasonable, nigbeetreteranoee. Beeteervlo ea TREATED WEEK ONE FREE Short breathing in a few hourei dwelling reduced in a , the liver, kidneys, stomach regulates dy: and heart; punfwn the blood, strengthens the for Fnt Trimt Treotownt. CtlUUI HOMTIHItlTCl. fcjttMTUW. U W. N. U., Salt Lake CityT No. 38-19- 2L Turn as Soon as There I Sufficient Moisture Convert Weeds Into Needed Humus. What to Take for Oats and' wheat stubble that have not been turned 'should be turned ns Mooii as there Is sufficient moisture Get rid of weeds 'by converting then Into humus to improve your soil. U wheat la to b sown on' oat- fields the land should 'be 'turned as soon ss pos glble. If a spring crop is to follow wheat, break as soon. Ss you can tc check weeds and, git the Tsnrf ready for the pextgrqp. The Hdow' sands bad probably' best1, beiefi iin kprlpf' Disordered Stomach - - Jr.lt f j. Take a good dose of Carter's Little Liver Fills CARTER TITTLE INZER 1 PILLS then take 2 or 3 for a few nights after. You will relish your meals wi'hout fear of trouble to follow. Millions of all ages take, them for Biliousness, Dizziness, Sick Headache, Upset Stomach ar.d for Sallow, - f Ihe miuryvf Pimply, Blotchy Skin. They raffcn. " trj Small c RH;Saa!I..'7wi Pries |