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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, tJTAH ) you (pkctiJL, Sh, yiamsL thsL (xJstaporL! The local band at Dumferline, its ranks sadly depleted due to spring colds, was making a brave but futile effort to provide acceptable music for a holiday crowd gathered in the public park on Memorial Day. After one particularly bad rendition, an elderly gentleman made his way up to the stand and inquired of the director: What was that piece you just played?. That, was the solemn reply, was the Death of Nelson. I can well believe that,, Mr. Bandmaster, was the matter-of-faBut tell me the re joiner. name of it anyhow. , ct I see youre having your own reconversion problem ! s. Its ; a Gamble Why do you always flirt with waitresses? Im playing for big steaks. Next! I take my hat off to no man. I only take mine off to one. " And who is. this august person ? hes Ben .the Hes not August barber. Characteristic of I demand a refund on this suit clothes. Ive only worn it a month and already it looks rusty. Well, didnt I guarantee it would wear like iron? Some people never get what they ask for because others are too polite. . Get OSullivan SOUS as welt as Heels next tine you have your shoes repaired. "7.1 EATS CEREAL-PRAI- SES RESULTS Says Famous Laxative Food Has Every Quality Claimed renei witnout arugs; men rea this sincere, unsolicited letter: "I am nearly 77 years old. I've been es Ing KELLOGG'S every mon in for more than 15 years. I am hapi to make this unsolicited testimonis KELLOGG'S has every fii and beneficial quality which you claim f It." Wellman Thrush, B-- Wabash, Indian ALL-BRA- N ALL-BRA- N 4, REGLAR FELLERS By (Gene Byrnes come on butch - WEIL, HE GETS RACE YA TOTH BACK. PORCH! HO NOURISHMENT OFFN MY HIDE. I'M GONNA HAFTA OUTWIT HIM' ALL-BRA- N 7 VIRGIL You, too, may never have to tali another laxative as long as yo live for constipation due to lac of bulk in the diet if you ea every day, and drin plenty of water. Try it as a d licious cereal and in muffins. KELLOGGS is tu a purgative. Its a good, wholesom cereal made from the vital oute layers of wheat, supplying gent! bulk, helpful to normal laxatioi Eat it every day for ten an drink plenty of water. If days not cm pletely satisfied, send empty carto to the Kellogg Company, Battl Creek, Mich. Get double you money back., Get at grc cer s. Made by Kelloggs your of Battl Creek and Omaha. 'Quuumt ALL-BRA- N n ByLen Kleit ALL-BRA- N due to MONTHLY LOSSES? You girls and women who lose so much during monthly periods that youre pale, weak, dragged out this may be due to lack of blood-iro- n. Bo try Lydia E. Plnkhams TABLETS one of the best home to buUd up red blood In suchways cases. one of the sesi blood-iro- n ,Tablets tonics you r nr buy I |