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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH, UTAH Split' It . Retaliation Lady Johnny, why1 arh you nt dollars, making faces at that bulldog? Go ahead. If you find Johnny (wailing) He started it. ' it well go halves. ' It is easy to believe in evolution if your, neighbors have children. Gun the Jumped Doctor Ill examine you foy five s'-Patie- ' Mrs. M.l got your letter yesterday, but was surprised to see that it was dated next week. What He Said Jimmie My .Uncle Larrys got ' Mrs. R. My husband must have exclamatory rheumatism.- mailed it the day I gave it to him. Johnnie You mean inflammatory rheumatism, dont you? Jimmie Nope. I mean exclamFolks who follow the old adage, Think before you speak, find it atory every time he tries to move hard to carry on a conversation. he yells and cusses. Arousing the Diety In Japan, most religious wor- ship consists only of visiting a temple for a few minutes to say a prayer, either alone or with a small group. When entering their Sacred edifices, Shintoists clap their hands and Buddhists ring a bell in order to arouse the enshrined deity and get his attention. Avoid Disputes In private life I never knew any Knowledge Requires Use It is not enough to know; wg one interfere with other peoples must turn what we know to ac- disputes, but that he heartily re count. Goethe. pented of it. Lord Carlisle. ' HE'S A SELF-STARTE- R CAPTAIN HAROLD ANDREWS, SkipperoftheRiptide, deep-se- a fishing yacht stalks the Gulf Stream off the coast of Florida for coveted "sans", and blue marlin. Hes kept hopping all the time. He says: For my money, theres nothing to help start you off fight like Kellogg's Com Flakes with fruit and milk! Boy theres a dish!" Pope. 1M by KaHaat Oonptny |