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Show T T i THE . RICH COUNTY NOT IN THE BOX SCORE: REAPER Entered as second flat matter Fefc. 8. 1928, at the Post Office, Ra dolph, Utah, nnder th Act of March 3, 1879. Layton Marshall, Ettor and Proprietor Wm. E. Marshall, Business Manager SUBSCRIPTION $1 9 Ter Year in Advance Tavoiite Recipe ojj the Week' WHEN cups cooked 2imeat, diced Our weekly nut story has to do with the screwball who was sitting in his cell, playing solitaire. Another nut was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up. I Wait a minute!" he cried. just caught you cheating yourself! The first nut placed a finger to his lips. he whispered. 1 Dont tell anybody but, for years. Ive been cheating myself at solitaire." You dont say," said his amazed Dont you ever catch yourpal. self cheating?" The first nut shook his head. he returned proudly. Naw, Im too clever! The New York American. (IIS CHOICE De brooks is all right, but I love no cops, shady or otherwise. They never did nothin but dont harm ter me. Safe Pleasant Way Theyd Name Him said young Harry Yessir, Strange, Ive planned just how Ill become a successful lawyer, and die weighted down with money and honors. Why, Ive written my own epitaph: Here Lies Harry, Who Lived and Died an Honest Lawyer. Some epitaph!" sniffed a listener. They wont even know what your name was! Sure they will!" retorted Harry. When they read it theyll say, Thats Strange! Diogenes and His Lantern How do you use a lantern in your search for an honest man," asked . Battle Half Over man prepared has half fought the battle. Cervantes. A the citizen. I lend it to a man, answered and if he returns it I Diogenes, know hes one in ten thousand. You see, the lantern test is the best available. The umbrella has not yet been invented. Serving the King Passing through a village street a recruiting sergeant met a young farmhand delivering milk. Now, my lad, wouldnt you like to serve the king? he asked. I would mister, replied the other, but can only let him have a quart at night an a pint in the London morning. Still Coughing? germ-lade- So the Man . The typical boy becomes the . typical man. Tit-Bit- s. , Bob Non-Sto- p ts r your little boy still in rompers? Rob That child is never still in anything except when hes asleep or under ether. 1.1:1 Ohm, Yeah? The foreman of an electrical repair shop was interviewing fora bright boy who was applying a position. Bowes. North Dakota. Marquette university, Wisconsin, and Marquette Teachers college, Michigan. Monmouth college, Illinois, and Monmouth Normal school, Oregon. Notre Dame graduTwenty-eigates coach college teams as compared to seven from Minnesota. Only two alumni of Carlisle, as famed on the gridiron 25 years ago as the Irish and Gophers are now, are coaching. They are William Dietz at Albright and Gus Welch at American U. Of the 40 or more football players Whose last names are the names of colleges only two seem to be competing' against their namesakes this Cubs Loss of Pennant year. Dickinson of Delaware played against Dickinson college and Mar- Is Blamed on Wives quette of Villanova bore down None of the against Marquette. Some Chicagoans claim Charley athletes seem to be playing on Grimms Cubs finished second this teams bearing their own names. year because too There is, though, a Furman at wives were inmany CaliforCornell and a Cornell at terfering in their nia. husbands business Coach Jock Sutherland of Pitt . . As usual most started his athletic career as a track of the obit writers and field man at Oberlin academy. were wrong when At Pitt he played football, tossed Princetons the weights, was track captain and lineman, Biffy Lea, filled in his other idle hours; with died. He was not an i i varsity wrestling.. end for four years as most How Irish Were Saved of them insisted. He was All - America by Hairline Finishes tackle for ; three years and then, due Hairline finishes Elmer Laydens to an injured shoulder which forced Notre Dame team was saved from him to play with his arm strapped defeat in the final to his side all season, he moved out minutes of play in to end the next year. Made the as end this time It is three games during 1935. The Irish won extremely doubtful that the new from Pitt and Ohio world record for the mile, set in State on last minute London last summer by Stan Wood-ersowill be allowed by the inter-tionscores while tying federation. There are two in the final Army second, 6 to 6. That reasons, both sufficient under the year Notre Dame rules to prevent acceptance of the 27 points in mark. One is that the' race was , scored the last seven min- with club members. The other is that it was a paced race and he was utes of play in en games. In the permitted to have the pole all the Ohio State game way. Andy Pilney scored 18 points in the Umpires Emslie and Byron, once last quarter, 12 of them coming in two of the best in the big time, visited the World Series. .When they the last two minutes. In 1906 Cornell beat Oberiin, Ham- arrived at press headquarters the ilton, .Bucknell, Bowdoin, Pitt, Holy first guy they asked for was Casey Cross and Swarthmore. But was Stengel. Both the Yankees and Joe Mctwice defeated by the Penn Frosh. Coaches whose teams meet the Carthy are to be congratulated on contract. Joe has had coachs alma mammy this season their new 7 plenty to work with. Baseball never include: has known a more efficient organizaCOACH AND COLLEGE tion than the one shrewd Ed Bar-ro1. Morey, Bates has perfected during his years as business manager. Yet some 2. Crisler, Princeton men squander their own talents as 3. Kern, Carnegie Tech well as the gifts that are offered to 4. Little, Columbia them. Joe never has done that. He 5. Neal, DePauw has made good and full use of every S. McMillan, Indiana 7. Yeager, Iowa State opportunity. Although $35,000 a year 8. Mylin, Lafayette probably is beyond the comprehension of most of the fans who pay 9. Croft, Montana State to make the club richer each sea10. Peden, Ohio U. son there is no doubt but what cash OPPONENT customers are wholeheartedly glad 1. Dartmouth he is getting it. 2. Chicago Lightweight Champion Lou Am3. Pittsburgh bers rashes from the dressing room . 4. Penn to the nearest soda emporium after 5. Wabash , each bout to fill up on cantaloupe 6. Centre and ice cream . . . Two home : 7. Kansas State games in Washington drew within 8. Franklin and Marshall $13,000 of what the Redskins took in 9. Utah State , at seven games in Boston A 10. Illinois British newspaper syndicate paid Harvard once had five plays from Tommy Farr $30,000 for his life the Holy Cross one yard line (The story after the Joe Lonis boat . . . extra chance being due to the Cru- Bill McKechnie, new manager of saders being offside) without scor- the Cincinnati Reds, formerly managed five of the seven rival pilots ing the touchdown. in the National league . . . They diffrom five Duke plays teams are Grimm, Frisch, Traynor, ferent states in its first five games and Wilson. . . Dean Grimes, ? this .season. Cromwell,' track coach at Southern " In 1936 Byron White of Colorado California, let out a deep groan made four touchdown runs through when Bob Peoples fractured his the snow against Utah. After these wrist in a freshman football game jaunts of 39, 28, 89 and 45 yards he with Stanford, and no wonder . . . threw a 50 yard pass over the goal Peoples probably is the best javelin line for a fifth touchdown. prospect in the United States. ht And, said the instructor to the class as he finished his lecture, if the parachute doesnt open, .that is known as jumping to conclusions. Bragging Again statesman, who was a staunch advocate of sex equality said to the woman sitting next to him at a dinner-partMy dear lady, I go farther than believing in woman suffrage. I maintain that man and woman are equal in every way. Oh, saief the woman, sweetly, now youre boasting! A y: YOU CAN THROW CARDS IN HIS FACE ONCE TOO OFTEN - ca ... OGDEN, UTAH Do you find cooking very irksome when on your camping trips? Oh no, we take mother along to cook. Breaking It Gently I understand that your daughter is going to take music lessons. 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Jack Dempsey has been a most frequent racetrack visitor recently. pan it be that Jack is taking the sport of kings seriously again after that technical kayo he suffered from his first experience with the gee gees? . . . Owner of Pittsburgh is quoted as would rather finish sixth he saying with a fighting ball clnb than third in the manner of the 1937 Pirates. So it has been predicted there will be various trades this winter with Arky Vaughan already on the market . . . N. Y. U. may not be the hardest luck eleven of the year. But n what other team has lost such as Swiadon, Savarese, Williams and Bloom in rapid succession? Three generations of . Whitney owners, William C.,, Harry Payne and Cornelius V. have cheered while their famous Eton Blue and Brown Cap have been carried to victory in almost every important American stake and an Epsom Derby. The colors, which will be retired from the turf after this season, were obtained in England 50 years or so ago. 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