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Show PA ROWAN TIMES, PAROWAN, UTAH CLASSIFIED on MOW MUCH KUOW. 1 DEPARTMENT rs that TOP' fA I WAS 9 DOZEN k times smasher SOU WHEN I SOUQ WAS AOt ' rHl.Phillipf ICOOCOO, THAkl . STALIN i appearing all in a an emergency session of the Politburo'. Well what happened? Another outrage by Vishinsky. the filthy capitalistic world! A Second Comrade A dastardly violation of peace! Stalin Out with it! Whos to blame, MacArthur, Johnson, Truman, Acheson or the House of Morgan? A Third Member. They are all behind It . . . also Harriman, Marshall and Eisenhower. Stalin. Have arrests been made Vishinsky. Of course. We have one of the culprits here. (Clapping his hands) General Offulitch, bring in the prisonerl - By Clay the OlD GAFFER I TWO OLD :RS FIGHTING ABOUT ARE THOSE DON'T KNOW. let Once Over' Seedbed Operation Cuts Cost POTATO BOG AND POLITBURO My GREAT GRANDSON CAN WHIP THE MUST 0C IN ) THEIR SECOND CHILDHOOD, y I BELIEVE ) YOU'RE s go see I YOUR GREAT GRANDSON s v la JLK jf Right Hunter ANY DAY j By MELLORS bihfohd PLAV TtCS on me, HXfrveo to ry$ ratfun -Jv no mrac YOUTH v Y BLU General (entering with a salute and holding out a tiny paper bag). Here he is! Stalin. Where? General. In the bRg! Stalin. None of that American slang! What goes on here? I ask for the prisoner and get a paper container. Where Is the rat? It ts no rat. Vishinsky. Stalin. Nonsense. Every enemy of Russia Is a rat. General (opening the bag and pointing Inside). Bugs! Stalin. Bugs to you. too! JUST DELIVER A BOTTLE OF MILK the SWPSM WHEREVER HORSE THAT'S EASYjn NOT USED TO BEING UP DURING I'LL TAKE THE HORSE REACHES HIS S---. FIRST S TOP v I'M the night think a snooze until eiTV LIMITS MllK ANO CffEAl jjl j BORDFIELD till. MILK By Arthur Pointer BV LOOKS IS IN Youas amm. Of v-COME NOW. . TEU- - . MANY OF this MAN'S PEACHES YOU TOOK SOI CAN PAY HIM LIKf THAT TROUBLE me how J Vishinsky. By Bert Thomas WIDE AND WOOLY UR DAYS WITHOUT FOOD, SUFFERING FROM OYER-POSURAND LIMPING ON A SPRAINED E, ANKLE, I NEED IS A HOT BATH, A BIG MEAL, AND A NICE BED WHAT A HOUSE AT LAST MY WISHES WILL COME TRUE A r E WILDERNESS JUST MY Quarantined FIND WYLDE WEST UDGING WEARILY ACROSS LUCK EP Oort Bad news! A promi- AH. spike-toot- PREPARATION end among the millions who do PLOW PACKtQ Is Popular recording artist reports: the "once 1 appreciate mildness I cig-aret- smoke Camels. They agree with time was needed to get seed into the ground. It means a saving In time, labor and tractor fueL Two disking and two harrowing operations were eliminated. Another advantage was that the soil had greater water storage capacity, (or the tilth was not broken down by excessive tillage. Maintaining tilth is vital in crop production, these agronomists say. because loose, grainy soils give a good contact between the soil and the seed. That makes it easier for roots to reach plant nutrients, air and water. my throat theyre mild and taste grand I" Appears Cattle Illinois Among new A comparatively hyperkeratosis, or been recognized In disease, has 37 or more American Vet- states, the journal of erinary Medical Association reports. Reports Indicate that, in some sections, herds have been decimated and dispersed because of the effects of the disease. This has happened in few instances In Illinois, but in the southern states the disease apparently has assumed a more malignant form and constitutes a more serious problem than elsewhere. The morbidity, while unpredictable, may be high. Young cattle appear to be more susceptible than older ones and the death rate among them is higher. While In the U. S. bureau of animal industry re- port, beef cattle were more frequently involved than dairy animals, the disease has been seen almost equally among the two types in Illinois. The cause, as indicated by the is unknown. name farm population. FISHERMANS SONG Nary a nibble, The U. S. department of agriculture reports a decrease in farm population from 1910 to 1950 of over four million. From 1916 to 3930, the number of persons living on half-wa- a curious age. The New England Phone Company has had to remove its pay phones from Stoughton hall in the Harvard yard beresorted to cause the students in using them. continuous fraud They used a gadget to get a call for a cent, and then GOT THE d PENNY BACK! They also the system and used baseball bats to get money out of the slot accumulation. Has any college class book named a class larcenist or chiseler most likely to succeed It's short-circuite- SHOE OF ALL THE BEAUTlRA AND MOW, MAKING DESIGNS THEy'RE ALL I EVER GET IS SANDALS than any other cigarette! once-over- farms decreased each year except during the recession years of the early 1920s and during 1925. In the depression of the early 30s This is the time of year when the reckfarm population rose rapidly, totalthe makes owner speedboat million in 1933. The prin32.0 of model a ing seem less auto driver cipal reason for this increase was a caution, intelligence and cutting down of migration away from farms. After 1933, the numon farms decreased YOT1 REMEMBER- - ber of persons 1945. CAN through yearly Away back when you didnt During World War II the rate of have to check your finances bedecrease grew as large numbers of Fill her fore saying up? people left farms for the cities or went into the armed forces. By 1945 only 25.2 million persons lived on farms. After the war, farm population increased substantially for two years, but since then, the changes have been slight. Farm population It is comforting to think back appears to have leveled off about on an age when it was possible to y between its prewar size declare a peace in one war before and the wartime low. the next one began. TO THINK SMOKE CAMELS h But you shudda been here The other night! IF YOU'RE yOWBV AWOTWOfFtCL GOT A WHY MOT SPEAK TO HERBIE ? ADMINISTRATION IN BUSINESS MORE PEOPLE " The method permitted quicker planting, because less iOll can a cigarette be? What is it? Stalin (solemnly). Bugs! All (at attention). Bugs! Stalin And lets not look at one another as we say that! Nary a bite DAD, How mild harrowing. nent bug has escaped. We must prepare an attack on Washington, the capitalistic world, the U. N. Security Council and Joe McCarthy as behind it. Stalin. To your posts all! And reassemble here at midnight. There will be a new countersign. measles LOST an Vishinsky and double disking method of plowing, packing and planting that can save many farmers high production costa. German potatoes. Stalin. This Is serious. Russia discovered the potato and has always stood as its protector against the plottings of the money bund. It came from America of course. And with U. N. Vishinsky. approval. Stalin. We must have the secret police close in on bugs everywhere. Get immediate confessions. General. Potato hugs cant make confessions. Stalin (with finality) .These potato bugs WILL!!! (The phone rings included Illustrated above General (holding lip the insect). Here is the foe, the foreign agent, the saboteur, the scoundrel! Salin. This insect! Positively! It is not Vishinsky. it ts a merely a potato bug secre weapon! Stalin. Has it crossed the Soviet frontier in fcrce? General. Only in Eastern Germany. Vish'nsKt. That's enough of an excuse to brand it the attacker of the Soviet Republic and start a counterattack with pursuit. Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! ventional seedbed preparation that over You dont underVishinsky. The new enemy Is a bug the potato bug. swers). "once-ova- r Giving the rail seedbed preparation can help cut dowo crop production costs by eliminating extra tillage steps while stIU maintaining high yields, according to Michigan State College agronomists. The agronomists found that plowing, packing and planting in one operation produced as high yields of small grains, sugar beets and corn on soil of good tilth, as did con- PlOW Stalin. Jus how far has It gone? A Third Comrade. It has attack on launched an all-o- TEN MILES OUT Of t Planning for the Future? Extra Tillage Steps ONCE-OVE- ... By Bud Fisher Wriie New Method Eliminates j stand. Put HOHtir, will A lit IKCRKSENUTIVK For Jertlij, Curt time: earnings; no tavastmsel. SltUHAKT, Korkvlll. 14 I this season? 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