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Show PAROWAN TIMES, PAROWAN, UTAH Nicely Fitting Frock Cut on Princess Lines Friendly Kitten, Pup To Hold Doors Open Inspired Thought CONSCIENTIOUS TflE father dispensing advice to his son who was about to be married. "Cooperation Is the foundation of pop said successful mnrriage. solemnly "You must do things together. For Instance, if your wife wants to go for a walk, go for a walk with her. If she wants to go to the movies, go to the movies with her. If she wants to do the dishes, do the dishes with her." The son listened dutifully, then asked- "Suppose she wants to mop the floor? No More Slamming Iors knee AHUHNDLY kitten a sad deep eyed pup and a gay Mexican vendor hold doors firmly open. They make attractive gifts and sell well at ba7aars. Pallern 147 t o) .r'mil ot paiutr uidr nn1 dlinliiiM I'm otdrr ilireit U WOUKSHOI PATTI KN SFKVUE U 25c, Send - luatft ltdfrd Hilt, IS hrw Trk Itoute Shret am (in late hours) : "How can I ever leave you? Tired Father (poking his head around the door): "IIus No 75, Train No. 40, or any taxicab. Sw Flattering Details a beautifully HERES that's cut on make prin ess fitting easy to Keyhole lines neckline and waist insets are flattering details ideal for the beginner or expert. 40 P.oirrn No fm1041 ;? Is ptttfin n i 42 Sit 14 J ' 12 rd 4. of U.S. Savings Buy r' inch. .ITU';, Bonds! MV an adlitsonil tentv five rent of the Spring urn! for vo if cot mm rr FASHION 4R n ifics of wear .hie stvlt pe. i I f ibric Inform i free p.turn primed inside the bonk Hon Send tot! tv S A nurse in a mental hospital ticed a patient with his ear close to the wall, listening intently. The a warnpatient help up a finger as beckoned Then he be to quiet. ing the nurse over and said, "Listen here. The nurse listened for some time and then said, "I cant hear anything. said the patient, and its "No, been like that all day! no- f SF.WINU i 114 A' I E PATTKRN DEPT. 6.10 South Well, SI., ChieMO 7, HI. 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You see, Jimmy Hughes bent a pm. and I only just left it on the teachers chair for him to look at, and he came in without his specs and sat right down on the pin and now he blames me for it. J luu Justifiable Homicide You say this woman shot her husband with this pistol and at asked the coroner close range? to the tragedy. of the Yes, sir. Were there powder marks on his face? Yes, sir; thats why she shot him! That Should Do It Wife: "You seem disappointed with your package. Yes, I answered an Husband: dvertisment for a device to keep grocery bills down and the firm sent me a paper weight." Cold Wave, That Is What is an iceberg. Freddy Daddy? Why, its a kind of a Daddy permanent wave, son." NO HURRY Many Uses these gay little designs on a set Embroider of kitchen towels, or do them on unbleached muslin blocks for a childs crib or bedspread. The bunny motifs are nice, too, on curtains, nursery small table- cloths, dresser runners. Send todnv for your copy of the Anne Cabot Needlework Album Its filled with ideas for nimble finders, 25 four Jft patcents. terns are printed inside. 8ewitiff Circle Needleeraft Dept. O. Box 5740, Chicago 80, III. er P. O. Box 162. Old Chelsea Station. New York II. N. Y. P. Enclose 20 cents for pattern. No . Nam Address Another farmer is bringing suit against our road on account of said the railway clerk. his cows, This time he complains that our trains go so slow the passengers reach out and milk his cows as they go by. Just for The Record Small Population Portsmouth, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has more buildings than people. Once a thriving town of 1,000, and North Carolinas first port of entry, Portsmouths population is now 18. Fishing and hunting are its industries. A junior member of a metropolitan law firm traveled to a nearby he city to consult a client. When reached his destination, he was embarrassed to find hed forgotten the clients name Timorously What is our he wired his office: clients name? The company replied: Williams, Edgar B. Your name is Johnson, Elmer. SWELL DISH! EVERYONE EATS A GOOD BREAKFAST WHEN CRISP RICE KRISPIES DO THE COAXING.1 r.4ir COMPASSION VTE 'm&l Why in Restaurant: Lady you shoo flies? Waiter: "Well, you see, its hot today, so we thought wed dont "ANy WITH OR INDUCEMENTS KIDS' HAIRCUTS IM THE JOINT PRIZES you've f juDy's gotta admire SHE PILLS HER CONFIDENCE PAIR A week in advance let them run around txS? 2 convenient packages now. Regular and large. . . . crisp, CPiSPj.fi , cmsjesr! j |