OCR Text |
Show PAKOWAN TIMES. PAROWAN. UTAH KT!fe n1?d S,"dT D Lcjvm IN GREAT GRAM, 1 i day knife bux s v., :,,FRS 4 ' IV.,, project for hum.. t! . To. day, they are and attractive that ue;j drs SM ore ring copied ;n ,, 'rn (.:. shops. (cwa TOOuH wcU 1 c. CIIANCi: OF A I.IFKTIMU thc AC the war, D.jr.f. u ve at a jii n.um. railroal turn Uf Oivtl PA1 In ILilI.ihi. N. K have their a n points or te i n.m.ils, and one o! t.ie.-- e HiO f.iii.ous for !..iV-in- g a maitiiiit as 1. vision superin-te- i di nt, a young but d finitely irritable i lias aiter who felt the d.g- n.t V of I :S jo Itlofl 1 :t his jrivate nfV.ee one morning ciasi.oj a husky Irish ''boomer. " Hi. Bud!" he .shouted, spot lu re for a switchman?" The superintendent cold'y surveyed him. "Is th.it the wav you a man's private olVice? you lead a sign? Do you keep your hat on? Now and come back when you knock on a door, and take oil your V di i mr , YOU major l.ulrn.i COmhi I DiUfCTi oa i lo-ul- s lie was bruin nine to notice NANCY me! By Ernie Bushmiller NANCY? you I JUST I JUST HAPPENED TO FEEL LIKE SWlNSlNS HAPPENED TO MAKING A .HORRIBLE FACE AN D SHE WALKED IN HEARD WHAT P S IS IT r SAID FEEL LIKE TRUE HAND AND BACKED INTO MV , FRONT MUTT AND JEFF WHY ARE VOU TAKING A BATH) today isn t SATURDAY' I WANT THE 'PHCNE to IT hat. By Bud Fisher YOU WANT THE PHONE WELL. WHY OH, WE HAD A LITTLE DONT YOU CALL HER ARGUMENT WANT to King? ToTAlK And we Aint TALKIN' I WANT HER To Ring1 YOU iMVGiRl, ENCtE! )1 CALL ME SO BY TAKiN A BATH YOU the THiNKTHATs rings 60NNA Phone ARE YOU ) generally MAKE STILL TAKING when A Ring? ?. . x HAVETo TWO J TAKE OR THREE YOU TAKE THE VW. SOMETIMES' BATrtj . . SECRET PROCESS BATHS TO MAKE THE W KMH OR feO W'T MOt Th rtl TAi hT D MANO VyHiC h HAS Two euveOuT uss The dckiiii s',..., n ..i Early American Dial pull out mtft t i Arc r.is.v lu cut w tut pm. u luel ha a real jntioue a; pu-c- , Pattern 2rtl t actu o , re ,r piece, also ne cun . J( .... other putt. illu!ia', ot material in of , ,, .fl' paid Order pattern d t 3 1:4 , u-- K MRS. Rl'TH W VI. Til slTVRS nedfora nail. n. y. Endow cent for Pattern No ai. Name inf . The big Irishman swung on his heel and went out. The super returned to his paper work, but his mind was troubled. Switchmen were hard to get and freight was mov-- 1 ing too slowly. An hour went by. Then came a subdued knock. "Come in. yelled the boss. The door opened quickly to admit the same switchman. Now his cap was in hand and he stood silently. Well, what can I do for you? hands on the Placing two ham-lik- e super's desk, the big Irishman leaned far over and roared: You can go to heck, you fresh punk! J just got a job on the Erie. UAC Si7l . s For M.1HV Woiks I5j1$ Comiio-itin- n 1 The works of Longfellow Lava heen USed as the h.lv,. of about 225 musical compositions, a record unapproached by any ether Arr.er. lean author, says Collier's. For example, his Stars of tie Summer Night" forms the lyrics of 14 songs; and The of Hiawatha has been the subject cf three operas, three cantatas, tw overtures, four tone poems, eleven song3 and two symphonic suites. S-n- g CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT I? INSTRITTION CTTTtr LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita REGGIE BRING SOMETHING COLD FROM THE r REFRIGERATOR Certainly ii 1 ENROLL IN A THOI D IKOIKvilOl hi. Mifk'i llonpital School of Nartfni Nursing course for Hich Scnooi Gr.tdu.iUs University Mlllution Cluss enters nt 23 WHITE TO hi FT. OF M KsLS Kt. Marks Hospital sail Lake. LA DIES Hook of 300 useful, helpful, morw s ivin Hous hold Hinu 25c. UAKOLD C. BKOW.N buliiwo, Indian. ev nnd tim ri T & A mother took her small son to and while there took him to an incubator to see some eggs hatch. Finally she said: Isn't it wonderful how the little chicks get out of the shell? The little son said: Thats noth- ing. What I can t figure out is how they get in there. JITTER J' Unbelievable . JP a; ' tf-- y C i re , y REGULAR FELLERS all right. Tiny. ITS ABOUT TIME. YOU HAD YOUR. spin. In ( Hi-- i - afANING 7D0TDUSH KUSt HERE.1 nw U5 Savings Bonds! Gas on Stomach WbeaezeeMBtomaehaeidcaawpainful.rofoAt Ing ?m, eour itomacb and heartoum. doctorr usuaiif prescribe thB faeteet-artinmHiemer known fat symptomatic relief medicine like thow i n Beilani I bleta No laxative Heil-anbrinira comfort in Jiify or double your money buck on ri turn of bottle to us 2T.c at all dru:Kiu. 5 the country!" Why, Betty, what makes hink so? her mother asked Betty pointed to the windmills See, they even have electric fans EXPEgJ NO J06 S- - Investment-B- uy Relievid in S minutes or double your money luck Air Cooled Pastures Little Betty, taking her first ride n the country, was very much impressed by everything she saw. Turning to her mother she cried Oh, Mother, they must be very "leh in CH6AY.-WE.L- PIGGED OUT 30METHIN' NEW WHERE ARE YA COME BACK ANNUAL BATH! Safe, Sound U. 15 minutes she was ready. started across the river, when our car ran off the open bridge and sank into the river. Fortunately a great big dog on the bank dived in and saved us. Then he went up on the highway and barked for help, ou smile; what do you find incredible in this?" The part about your wife dressing in 15 minutes. By Gene Byrnes TT A Part We cx- WE BUY AM) M:i.L Office Furniture. Files. Tvpe writers. Add Machines. Srfs. Cj.h Kee.steri. SALT LAKE DESK t X( H4N(jE 15 Wcm Broadway, Pail Lake Cay. t'Uk. Uig At eight oclock last night I said to my wife: Lets go out for a By Arthur Pointer ir.... Vvv. MISCELLANF.orS pent eci T Everyr .tf-W-- t fc ' the tor tne cows. 0NCE' ts druSS' Y(u ivt oo, no"H D CURTAILED V eUflOUPREDGfOOIl to err VIRGIL LITTLE NO KID COULD EVES CLIMB ' . now LOOK AT THAT.'.' YOUR KID ToaE THOSE. SHIN6LES LOOSE. BY SLIDIW6 Down my UP ON THAT HlOH roof? YOU WAIT I If your blood LACKS IRON! By Len Kleis AND DONTCOME AROUND AGAIN TRVINO ID BLAME EVERV- THIN6 ON MY SON? ) , ROOF ( dignified old lady stopped and fddrtssed a little boy playing on die sidewalk with his dog. You shouldn't have had the s dog tail cut ofT," she said n rums the dogs carriage when his tail is cut off, because his tail is CTheClmi W'th hls ,spinal column." guy said: I don't know about his maam, but sure ruinedcarriage, his A MINUTE Mopr Tou girls and women who suffer so from simple anemia that youre pale, weak, this mav be due to lack dragged out of blood-iro- n. So try Lydia E Pmkham'i TABLETS one of the best home ways to build up red blood In such cases Plnkhams Tablets are one of the great est blood-iro- n tonics you can buy! At all drugstores. Worth trying! A waggin." 7 -- vir' D f ) And Mustard Harold, can you name all four reasons? the teacher. i can only name three Miss Cramp, he ripl.ed. thf'n name the three, Ilar- - (), i .?. I Pepper, salt and vinegar." he Game ..t thu.k,Heatin? ril gne up poker, ne niht and sa,d Lie rext jou just play every suggested wifey. WNU W 28-- 46 Blood Help Them Cleanse the of Harmful Body Waste Your kidney are eonetantly matter from the blood kidneys ometimee lag io tbeir1w0.r!f oot act as Nature Intended! move iropuritiee that, if retmd. w and upst tbs Eoisod the system maemnery v.rh. Symptoir.a may be naKCiigof d tv persisteot headache, auacks Cetting up nighta. swelling. pU voltf -under the eyet a feeling of pep and aniiety and Iom Other aigna of kidney or bldde order are aometimea buromg. rftD 7 too frequent urination D There hcoid be no doubt that Pft . treatment a wiser than nsg-,- t Doan t Pill$. Doan' have ben new frieoda for more torn frt rpu They bava a Datinn-wi'l- r Are reconmeaded by greefjl A a you country ov-rwmate tc |