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Show IAKOWAN TIMI'S. IWKOWAN. NEW YEARS RELIGHT . V.bfc S1 t V ' j i ' .v . .5 X 41 -- l The hm.d bugle army began to pi. iv a slnw m.ireli. sll algliteneii. Slic'd li.ixe to go in as she was Hut she'd never he able to get through the crowd in time She o gu through decided the h.u i dom She knocked "Come in " A ri d (leaded snldict was staling at a lug unfrosted c.ike on the kitchen table Without looking up he murmured. "Well, it's about time you got hark. Suphroma Captain Adams just told me to go get Ins wife. Said she could conk anything Sure Heel m mchody The O'd Man is in a jam Everything's gone t wrong since this gem-tugot an hour ago inspecting for the War Depat tn amt lie don't seem to think mm h et tne Old Man. and he's rigid likely to lose his regiment If he does, I lose my Job as colonel's orderly Don't look like it's much of a happy new gonna . Mi-'i- r ,V j WNVf v; ' 4 a . l y h'tkBlU. .$ " Lone Turn." mule " ENEM ... nomenclature 1 . -- -- V ... 4--ii - ; n- 4 Y A EIBBFK C - TOOLS of rubber, i.nlv 250 pounds and regis-rfof pneumatic gun. 153 mm.. M L. is an weighing of under (be deception and camouflage example asfd by the T. S. army in World War II. Insert shows a rubber soldier, attired in 0.1. clothing, as he stands The army also used rubber deeoy LtT boats, rubber M guard. to and tanks jeeps V i A- ;:v ' Aj . ..(iii. : "'p' r s - 4". f . . V " n V ' I i J - a ; - sj- Well, x i ' Is , 3 ir.. VV i ,: WN wr 1' g.iml eO' ke.l. l.n k for si.ir.c . BILL SESSION'S AT OLD MENS TOWN . . . Disraeli pithily summed up mans life cycle thus: Youth isa blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. The state of Maine has taken a mighty step towards eliminating the regret from old age with the establishment of the community for old men outside the town of Jeffersr.n, near statesmen are prepared to give opinions on everything from Augusta. The rocking-chai- r OPA to the atomic bomb and many verbal battles result nightly. its ,1,'id t J IK - i I year. And on top of it you show up this morning and So colonels, too, had problems. Molly smiled. Don had been going to send for her. Gayly she said. Im not Sophronia. "What?" the soldier turned and looked at her. He groaned. "Just my luck! Guess Ill have to find that Mrs. Adams." "Im Mrs. Adams, she said. Well have to get busy. How much time have we?" volunBout twenty minutes, teered the soldier. I see," smiled Molly. She surveyed the kitchen. A knife would improve the sandwiches. Punch was simple, with lemons and oranges and tea in the refrigerator. She made the icing. Fluffy white and rich brown chocolate. The soldier tasted: "Say, maam, its swell! But oifghtnt it to be a ittle fancy? Hoses and things like Mollv sighed, "Ill Our New Years Day customs date back to a gentleman who may never have even existed to the legendary King Tatius and his desire to have His people wish him good luck. subjects gathered branches of vervain in the sacred grove of the goddess of strength, Strenua, and presented them to him on New Year's Kings and common men Dy. thought well of the idea and in the old days before Christmas became g established as the day New Years was marked by an exchange of presents and good wishes. Our ancestors thought drinking to each other's health on New Years Day a somewhat less than burdensome duty and took to it wholeheartedly. In colonial times, the master of the house brewed his own punch for the occasion and ladled it out himself to those who wished him well. Fashions side-saddl- with Hie skirts. beautiful. One look and the colonel would be impressed Shed been right. Molly watched the colonel stand still and stare. So did the guests. There was an odd expression on the visiting generals face. Still, thought Molly, probably generals never smiled. Then she started Mrs. Major Arnold was talk- I won- ing to Mrs. Captain Fox. Dr. II. Her HEAVYWEIGHT BABY what the general thinks of Co'o-nB. Fraley, phy sician of Ashland, Ky., Jones having the initials quarson to made delivery of a termaster corps on his cake. UnMr. and Mrs. John Cas le, Decem- usual, to say the least, when Colonel ber 9. He stated that it was the Jones is in the field artillery. largest baby he had ever seen. Another mistake! Molly turned. Shed failed. Shed hurt, not helped, Don Shed never be a good army el wife Don stopped did you mean? ver her. Molly, what I'm sorry they were "The hasnt on the sil- Don colonel, laughed, got his things here, so he borrowed from the quartermaster. Darline, it was a wondprful idea. The general was quite flattered. He used to be in the quartermaster corps. In fact, everybody is happy. Come in. Mollv. Wish the colonel a happy New Year. And it will be, thanks to you." FR0M MOUSE . . . Prize winner in thc !,h Cat club of America, Chicago, Prove.sJi iris is so lr'(iresf"rd We ,le. ou,y mouse by majestically walking away. onni( as a mouse. as She wVhat she actaUy turns her back on anything a Chicago, entered in the snow Dy Mrs. Sidney F. Gray. one P .l C3tS f FlUt faV',ritcs esPosition felinC of of lhe Rreat nation in show. ""J " -- DEPARTMENT AlTOS. 1IIK KS ACCESS. Si BsnasM i:i.!.am:ois misc t Y Sli ftt I Fiintiturr. Mlru. itrrf. jrw S C.istt Urtfistrm M.irtwnrv HA1 r t.Ahl IIKSK t i IIXM.K HK III I II Vltftl (.hail Itrdw4, Add-lli- , MISCELLANEOUS i mDscr i ilt ij iniooMsos tier it U (nr r,ifv.hh iptlua to I '.it' Mu' PimM Se.i U.irltr, V'rr III v bulb In t.i I ltd iitioim ttin dtiktiN. cimtniHi i.i lUliin, lumtr industXM'Ull Ml' tC.ul try Till t .;! It Sul'M-fiI Id TA It ir ( U tI I lli-r- i I tiAl IIS. 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PAZO ointment's perforated Pils I TOKIIS Topi Bronchitis Creomulston relieves promptly because it goes right to the seat of tha trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, Inflamed bronchial mucous membranes. Tell your druggist to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion with the understanding you must like the way it quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. During the Commonwealth in England, the custom of offering New Years gifts to the sovereign died and was not revived at the Restora- Bronchitis the commoners forCouehs.ChestCoIds, tion. Gradually, about attitude the same adopted presents for each other in demo- cratic America particularly, because the giving of gifts to the king had TOMORROW ALRIGHT been practically a levy. But the "Dependable on. bowl 'VEGETABLE lingered punch Once the church bells rang and LAXATIVE t enittii cautio. trumpets blew so that colonials straw from their wake might BOX GT couches and know a new year was born. All over the world now, the year awakes with a squall and a din WNU W 5145 so that wherever you are, in jungle, desert or on sea, this is one time of year when you need no eyes, only ears, to tell it is midnight. Church bells still ring and maybe trumpets still blow, but people are not sure about it, so they buy For You To Feci Well to help along and also to let their 24 hour every dy, 7 dm y very week, sever stopping, the kidney filter feelings out through their mouths. waste matter from the blood. If more people were aware of bow the Thus, you have New Year's Eve kidnev must constantly remove and its many and varied traditions, fluid, excess acids and other waste CREOMULSION .f rs Important Events hope prices. How To Relievo The following is a list of important events which have taken place on New Years Day: The era of the Caesars began, 38 B C. Paul Revere was born January 1, 1735 The first union flag of 13 stripes was unfurled by George Washington, 1776. Kentucky entered the Union, January 1, 1792. American dragoons, 1814, attacked the British, who had seized Buffalo, N. Y. General Jackson repelled the British at New Orleans, 1815. t, HIDK Ird r. approach the beginning of the new year, it is well to be companioned and sustained by hope. Tennyson might have been writing of our first postwar Christmas when he said: FOREIGN LANGUAGES . . . AlHope the best, but hold the pres-?nlanthough they speak different fatal daughter of the past, are Polly guages, inseparable palsBoston your heart to front the hour, Shape terand and Snookv, parrot not that the hour will dream but rier pets of Mr. and Mrs. Elliot E. last. love Simpson, New York City. 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She carefully copied the letters, Q M C The cake was r,i' tic.d-sh- t CLASSIFIED i King Tatius Is Given Credit For Well Wishmg at didnt Start of New Year. Thats an idea! Mollys dimples appeared. Once shed made a rnke for Don and put his initials on it in chocolate frosting. Printed letters must have a magic charm. That night Don had proposed. Humming a tune, she spread the smooth chocolate. Don would have to admit now that she was a good army wife. Wasnt cooking the way to a mans heart, and hadnt Napoa soldiers stomleon mentioned ach? She stopped in sudden realization. What were the colonels ini-1- 7 ' v1 ill kr .ini m g it, ir Eat c.i! .ige a"d you will have !' plcnt v n II. i e a hr, cl of cal h.uv m the bouse ,ihil you will he ucirssfu) during I1 c v ear Eat S'l .Itiii ten e 111, k f,. the coining Mar Leave vein tioi.se to i all, vmi ti iv e a iv m ar ' , i k Eat 1. r and "i vv ill have sit ver a!! tur If the lii- -i cal ri is a woman, it is iithuekv If vnui tiou-- c is you w til have had luck Whatever do on New you Year's Da you vv ill do every day during ilie year Carry com in tour pocket, and you will never want Spend money, and you will always he poor Break something, had luck will follow all year. Co lo clan ch on New Year's Eve, and you will he good all year. It is unlucky to cut your hair or n.vls. It is had luck to quarrel To wash anything, you wash a member of the family away. to about time you got back, Sophronia. that? i has wilder brethren such as lams sea with round puj hs. 'he i ear g r.ills .! 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Burning, scanty or too frequent urination sometimes warns that something Is wrong. You may suffer nagging backache, headaches, dizziness, rheumatic pains, getting up at nights, swelling. Why not try Doan'$ Pll1 You will be using a medicine recommended the funccountry over. Doans stimulate the tion of tha kidneys snd help them to tha from flush out poisonous waata blood. They contain nothing harmful. confidence. Get Doan't today. Use with At all drug stores. iSHl |