Deseret Evening News | 1903-01-09 | Page 8 | A Paradise for Has Beens

A it PARADISE FOll If you know of any old politician who Is weary of the gains frame and wants a arent arest rest rent send him to me tao saul a drummer at one of hotels the other evening While traveling In northern Wisconsin last month I discovered a aspot spot where shere h he can live out the rest of hid and not hear of u a political Ich CICh or bv be dragged out to witness a torchlight procession I thought the people of time the hamlet rather behind the tunes times continued tho thu as the only In the place want any of my may goods but lust just how hiatt far they the w re 1 I know knott until cull tho tue landlord nf of the humble tavern told m that ho he had bad not looked nt at a newspaper for IR l It as hint him n a bit to learn that President ms iced dead as he had never neier heard of such n a man finn being president As I beIng driven back to the rail call road rand station three away by the tho only man In town toun who owned a horse antI and buggy I Mid to 0 him You dont seem to take much mud Inter set t In Iii politics here her Well Vell no ito h lie replied Dont you Oti have elections I never heard of or any Are ou a Democrat or an Sn In politics 11 My name Is a Jones JOns anti about nit all I know about it itI itI I make and further furth r effort to draw him out but after he lie hind pock Died his hI quarter for driving me lime over he ho around for awhile and then lien sheepishly approached and Inquired You aint back to settle down here are you Heaven forbid I replied Im Fin rather glad on It he continued as his face If It yet yer lived hero I dont think It would be no time that at nil all before you would gut git up u a fight between tho ho Methodists and they th Hap lists Detroit Free Press