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Show EMERY COITNTY PROGRESS. CASTLE DALE. UTAH Rank Sentimentalist by Clark S. Haas BUSINESS man. A SUCCESSFUL who had raised himself vir- tually by his bootstraps, was paying one of the prices for success. He was standing, chatting with a group of stuffed dowagers when one of them expressed her sympathy at his being born in a small coaltown in Pennsylvania. What a pity, she said. Why must you have been born there? The man looked at her coldly, I merely wanted to be close to my mother. ASKING TOO MUCH THE OLD GAFFER By Gay Hunter Time Would Tell A remarkable old Neighbor man, your granduncle. When he died he had every tooth in ms head, his eyesight was very good and his hearing was excellent. Tc the best ol my knowledge he retained full possession ot his faculties until the very end. Well, well be Grandnephew able to make sure of that when his will is read tomorrow." sure, doctor? Ol course he demanded. 1 the doctor am sure, replied Ill never believe another word that guy tells me, Jim said in dis gust. He told me he was dead. Open and Shut Case There probably are millions of cases of unreturned umbrellas but Pat O'Rourke was unfortunate enough to be sued for failing to return one he had borrowed. Just before the trial opened Pat Helpful managed to get the umbrella back chok Mrs. Peck Im Help! into the original owner's custody, ing. but the latter went ahead with the Mr. Peck the neigh suit, contending that the article bors will think Im doing it. was damaged beyond repair I dont care. Get Mrs. Peck When it came time for Pat to me something, quick. his he stood up before speak Mr. Peck What did you swal the court piece and with his feelings low? irreparably injured said: A sponge. Mrs. Peck "Yer Honor, in the first place Mr. Peck Okay, Ill go and Oi niver borryed the danged thing, get some water. in the second place it wuz just thot way whin I got it, and in the Prevaricator third place 1 returned it in perfect Joe and Jim crawled into theii shape, Oi did. bright red hunting suits, cradled their guns in their arms and made for the woods They had penetrated the preserves for only a short distance when Joe sighted a deer. He raised his gun and fired A defective shell caused the barrel Creomulsion relieves promptly because to explode. He put his hand to his it goes right to the seat of the trouble face and then looked at it. It was to help loosen and expel germ laden covered with blood. Im dead." phlegm and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, inflamed bronchial he screeched hysterically and mucous membranes. Tell your druggist keeled over in a dead faint. to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion Jim looked at his stricken com with the understanding you must like panion, picked him up and carried the way it quickly allays the cough him all the way to the morgue. or you are to have your money back. The doctor looked at the bleeding man, examined him, then turned to Jim. for Coughs.Chest Colds, Bronchitis Why have you brought this man here? he asked. He isnt Sh-h-- h, RELIEF AT LAST ForYourCOUGU CREOMULSION By MELLORS MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher GONNA GET MARRIED AND MY 3iRL THINKS I SHOULD HAVE MIDDLE JITTER AND WOOLY VJKLO, DOIT A NAMEl WYLDE A farmer, whose barn was situated right on the township line, consented to let a party of surveyors dead. work on his property when they Jim seemed startled. Are you asked permission. He watched them curiously and when they traced the line right through the Look Fresh and Pretty big double doors of the barn he beu came alarmed. 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